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Ratings Boost
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

"Ladies and gentlemen...please welcome...WWE Hall of Famer...Tony Atlas!" The
sweet, smoothing and clear voice of ECW Ring Announcer Lauren Mayhew
announces as the night's edition of ECW on SyFy returns from a commercial
break during their broadcast at the Bojangles Coliseum in Charlotte, North

The ECW on SyFy entrance stage has now transformed into the set of "The
Abraham Washington Show", consisting of the luxurious black leather couch, a
smooth black coffee table with two white coffee mugs upon it and a black
leather armchair, which is designated for the show's host, Abraham

On the right side of the entrance stage is the announcer's station with a
black podium and a microphone connected to a stand, where WWE Hall of Famer
Tony Atlas, dressed in his black suit and gray buttoned undershirt, is

"Welcome to 'The Abraham Washington Show' !" Tony Atlas cheerfully, in his
deep voice, announces into the standing microphone. "Tonight on "The Abraham
Washington Show", Abraham welcomes one of the beautiful and hot Divas of ECW!
And's Abe!" Tony Atlas happily announces as the late night talk
show styled theme music of Abraham Washington begins to play throughout the

The cocky and at times incredibly annoying Abraham Washington comes through
the entranceway as a giant 'Applause' sign flashes on the HD-Tron. However
the fans of Charlotte are doing the opposite as they boo Abraham as he steps
in front of his leather arm chair, "Thank you.... Thank you for that warm
reception... this is the Abraham Washington Show... and I am... of course,
Abraham Washington!" Abraham says with a smirk. "And tonight we are in what's
called Flair country..."

The fans interrupt with a loud, "Wooooooo!" out of respect for the legendary
Ric Flair.

"And by that I mean, a part of the country where people do anything for a
buck, Charlotte, North Carolina," Abraham laughs at his own joke while the
crowd boos loudly. "Hey c'mon ya'll, I'm just messing with you..."

"Ah-hahahaha... Ah-hahahaha..." Tony Atlas laughs as he backs up Abraham's

"But seriously, it is great to be here in North Carolina tonight... because
it means it's gonna be close to a year before I have to come back!" Abraham
says and he gets a mixed reaction from the fans.

"Ah-hahahaha... Ah-hahahaha..." Tony Atlas laughs

"Now tonight's guest here on the Abraham Washington show, she's one of ECW's
hot new Divas and one of the reasons why I think Tiffany is doing such a
great job as General Manager... please welcome, Savannah!"

**You see me standin' here...Now I'm standin' here...Don't question my
heart...Don't question the fire that burns inside**

As the theme music for ECW on SyFy begins to play throughout the Bojangles
Coliseum, ECW interviewer and Diva, Savannah, walks onto the stage with a
sweet smile on her face and waves to the audience within the arena. The
sultry Savannah, dressed in a short dark purple skirt and a low-cut purple
top walks over to the set of "The Abraham Washington Show", picking up the
lone microphone sitting on the coffee table before she politely shakes the
hand of Abraham Washington.

"Hey Savannah! You're looking hot tonight!" Tony Atlas announces into the
microphone with a smile on his face.

Savannah raises an eyebrow as she glances at Abraham Washington and then at
Tony Atlas, who is transfixed with the sultry ECW interviewer. "Umm...thanks,
I guess..." Savannah replies into the microphone with an unsure laugh before
she sits down on the luxurious leather couch.

Abraham smirks as he sits down, "Welcome to the show Savannah... and I must
say that Tony was right you are HOT! Whew... we need to kick on the AC up in
here cause it's got to be like 98 degrees..." Abraham says as his joke gets a
mixed reaction from the WWE fans.

"A-hahahaha...A-hahahahaha!" Tony Atlas laughs into the microphone following
Abraham Washington's poor attempt at a joke.

Savannah smiles sweetly at Abraham Washington "Well thank you for having me
on! I was so excited when I heard that you wanted me to be a guest" Savannah

"Of course you are, cause this is the Abraham Washington Show," Abraham says
as the 'applause' sign flashes on the HD-Tron, however no one in the crowd
responds to it. "Now... Savannah, the reason why I asked you to be here is
because... well, you're very... very.... interesting..." Abraham says.

Savannah raises an eyebrow and laughs a bit "Interesting? Really? Ummm...I
guess I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or..." Savannah
begins to reply before being interrupted by Tony Atlas.

"And you're hot too! A-hahaha...A-hahaha" Tony Atlas says.

"Thank you Tony..." Abraham Washington says as he leans back on his chair,
"Savannah... all throughout ECW there are rumors flying around about your...
shall I say... questionable lifestyle..."

Savannah rubs her soft lips together and nervously looks at Abraham
Washington. "Ummm...I'm sorry, but I'm not quite sure what you're talking

"Really? I mean someone who likes to go around and 'hook-up' with someone and
get their 'groove on' doesn't know about their own lifestyle? Okay maybe Jon
and Kate when they forget about their eight..." Abraham says with a laugh.

"A-hahaha...A-hahaha!" Tony Atlas loudly and happily laughs.

"Just what are you getting at exactly?" Savannah asks.

"I'm just saying... you like to... spread out those fine looking legs of
yours... nightly... if you get what I'm saying..." Abraham says with smirk.

"Oh boy! Things are getting hot!" Tony Atlas adds in with a smile of his own.
Savannah presses her lips together and glances over at Tony Atlas before
laughing slightly.

"So Savannah... you got anything you want to say?" Abraham Washington asks as
he leans a bit on his leather chair.

Savannah closes her eyes and takes a moment to compose herself. "I just like
to have fun..." Savannah begins to reply, before shrugging her shoulders.
"I'm young and...I have every right, or at least I think I do, to experiment
with certain personal aspects..." Savannah calmly and professionally replies.

"Ah-ha..." Abraham nods his head, "Well that's good to know Savannah, cause
here on the Abraham Washington show, we want to see if you're all talk or
not..." Abraham says before he looks over at Tony Atlas, "Ain't that right

Tony Atlas nods his head "That's right Abe! And Savannah you better prepare
yourself! A-hahahaha...A-hahahaha!"

Savannah bites down on her bottom lip and curiously looks at Abraham
Washington "Just what is going on here?"

Abraham smirks as he stands up, "Well Savannah we're gonna see how fast you
can hook up with someone.... ladies and gentleman, please welcome my next
guest, the charity case... I mean the 'Gold Standard', Shelton Benjamin!"
Abraham says.

**There ain't now stopping me... NOW!**

Shelton Benjamin, wearing gold colored wrestling trunks comes out through the
entranceway with a microphone, "Charity case?"

Abraham laughs, "Oh come on Shelton, I'm just playing dawg..." Abraham says
as Shelton walks around the couch to sit down on it next to Savannah.

Savannah bites down on her bottom lip as she casually shifts her beautiful
and sultry eyes to check out the muscular and black chest of Shelton Benjamin
as he sits next to her. "Hey Shelton..."

"Hey Savannah... don't listen to this fool..." Shelton starts to say.

"Fool? Fool?! Shelton I'm doing you a favor... remember I got you to sing
that song from Hootie and the Blowfish, and those fine Bella Twins were all
over you... Ain't that right Tony?" Abraham says as he looks at his sidekick.

"Those Bella Twins are hot!" Tony Atlas says with a nod of his head.

"Yes they are...." Abraham laughs a bit before he looks at Savannah, "So
Savannah... are you gonna show us how you are?" Abraham asks.

Savannah seductively licks her lips as she glances at Abraham Washington for
a moment, before glancing back at Shelton Benjamin, gazing down at the nicely
sized bulge of his wrestling trunks. "Well...Shelton is pretty hot..."

Shelton shifts on the couch when he sees Savannah looking at his wrestling
trunks, "Well if she wants to..." Shelton says.

"There's your opening Savannah..." Abraham says with a smirk. Savannah gently
sets the microphone down on the coffee table and turns to face Shelton
Benjamin, placing her hands delicately onto his muscular black chest before
she leans over and lustfully kisses his lips with her sultry and moist lips.

"Whoa... Savannah works quickly!" Abraham smirks as he leans back in his
chair. Shelton starts to return Savannah's lustful kiss by parting his lips
to slide his tongue against her tongue while he places his hands on her

"Mmmmmm..." Savannah softly moans as she slides her hands smoothly against
his muscular black chest as she flicks her wet tongue against Shelton's
tongue as she lustfully kisses him.

"Mmmmmm... mmmm..." Shelton moans as he slides his hands against Savannah's
hips as he flicks his tongue against Savannah's tongue.

"Damn... looks like somewhere along the line Shelton learned how to tongue
wrestle..." Abraham says with a laugh.

"A-hahahahaha...A-hahahaha! That a boy Shelton!" Tony Atlas happily cheers.

Savannah flicks her sultry tongue against Shelton's firm lips before she
breaks her kiss and slyly smirks up at Shelton Benjamin. Savannah's soft and
seductive hands gently roam against his muscular black chest. "Stand up

Shelton smirks as he stands up from the couch and steps in front of Savannah
so that she can put her hands on the waistline of his wrestling trunks.
"Whoa... looks like we're gonna get more than what I was expecting..."
Abraham says with a satisfied smirk as Savannah begins to lower Shelton's
wrestling trunks freeing his fourteen inch long black dick.

Savannah lustfully looks up at Shelton Benjamin and licks her lips as she
places her left hand onto his thigh and wraps her right hand around the thick
base of his black cock. "Mmmmm...very nice..." Savannah moans as she starts
to stroke his long black cock.

Tony Atlas turns his head and his eyes widen at the exposed cock of Shelton
Benjamin "Holy shit!" Tony Atlas shouts into the microphone "Abraham! He's
bigger than you!"

"Hey... he is not!" Abraham says defensively as the WWE fans laugh.

Shelton licks his lips as he looks down at Savannah as she strokes his cock,
"Ohhh yeah..." Shelton moans as Savannah pumps her right hand along his

"Oh yes he is Abe! A-hahahahah...A-hahahah!" Tony Atlas replies with his
comical laugh. Savannah lustfully narrows her eyes as she moves her right
hand smoothly against his rapidly hardening black cock before she lowers her
head and drags her wet tongue along the head of his black cock.

Abraham glares slightly at Tony, "Hey just remember who signs your pay
checks..." Abraham snaps. Shelton licks his lips as Savannah circles her
tongue around the swollen head of his cock.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm" Savannah moans as she drags her tongue slowly and teasingly
against the thick and swollen head of Shelton Benjamin's black cock, coating
her wet saliva on it.

"Ohhhh ahhh..." Shelton moans as Savannah talks the head of his cock into her
mouth in order to start bobbing her head on his dick. Savannah wraps her
moist and sultry lips smoothly around the head of Shelton's black cock as she
steadily bobs her head along his shaft, perfectly sucking on his cock.
Savannah removes her right hand from the base of his cock and places both of
her hands onto his muscular waist as she works her head at a smooth pace.

"Ohhhh damn... mmmmm...." Shelton moans as Savannah bobs her head smoothly
back and forth on his cock.

Abraham looks back at them, "Damn... this is gonna boost ratings big time..."
Abraham smirks as he watches Savannah blow Shelton.

Savannah seductively slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of his
impressive black cock while she continues to bob her head at a quickening
pace. "That's not the only thing getting a boost!" Tony Atlas adds in.

"Awww.... mmmmm... ohhhh yeah..." Shelton moans as Savannah takes more of his
cock into her warm, wet mouth as she quickly sucks and slurps on it. Savannah
lustfully turns her head on Shelton Benjamin's cock, gazing up at the Gold
Standard, as her pouty lips grind on his shaft.

"Now I gotta say... Savannah really knows how to put on a good show, like
she's done this before..." Abraham says with as he adjusts how he's sitting
while he watches Savannah while she sucks gently on the tip of Shelton's big
black dick. Savannah slowly pulls her head back, causing Shelton's black cock
to fall from her mouth before she lustfully flicks her tongue against the
swollen head.

"So Savannah... we can all see that you suck..." Abraham laughs as the
'applause' sign flashes on the HD-Tron, but the WWE fans boo Abraham for his
horrible joke. "But do you do anything else?" Abraham quickly asks. Savannah
bites down on her bottom lip as she turns her head to glance at Abraham
Washington before nodding her head with a smirk on her face. Savannah
proceeds to then lift her purple top from her gorgeous upper body to expose
her nicely rounded and perky tits.

"Damn..." Abraham Washington says in surprise, "Are those real?! Nah they
can't be..." Abraham adds.

"They are real enough for me..." Shelton smirks as he begins to grope
Savannah's tits as she starts to push her skirt from her hips.

"WHOA!" Tony Atlas says as his eyes once again widen at the sight of
Savannah's perfect tits. "Those are some nice tits!" Tony Atlas happily
announces. Savannah licks her lips as she stands up from the leather couch to
push her short purple skirt down from her waist and hips, guiding the skirt
down her gorgeous legs to expose her black panties underneath.

Shelton takes his hands off of Savannah's tit's as she steps out of her
skirt. Shelton sits on the couch as the hot Asian ECW turns around so that
her ass faces the audience and as she bends forward she lowers her black
panties to uncover her round juicy ass. "MMMmmmm... now those are the type of
buns that can make any meal a happy one..." Abraham says as the 'applause'
sign flashes on the HD-Tron.

"A-hahahaha! A-hahahaha! I want a piece of that!" Tony Atlas announces.
Savannah licks her lips as she leans forward and places her hands onto
Shelton Benjamin's strong shoulders before she moves and smoothly straddles
his lap and lowers herself onto his large black cock.

"Ahhhhh... mmm..." Shelton moans as Savannah lowers herself down on to his
big black cock. Shelton places his hands on Savannah's his as she starts to
ride his cock. Savannah bites down on her bottom lip as she slides her hands
from his shoulders to his muscular chest while she smoothly rocks back and
forth on his cock.

"Ahhhh awww..." Shelton Benjamin moans as he starts to thrust his cock up
into Savannah's tight pussy as she rocks on his cock.

"Whew... Savannah can sure fit a lot inside of her..." Abraham says with a

Savannah licks her lips as she grinds her juicy ass down on Shelton's thighs
while she bounces smoothly on his large black cock. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah..."

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Shelton moans as Savannah lifts herself up and down on his
cock as he drives it up into her tight pussy. Savannah tilts her head back
slightly and closes her eyes as she rocks back and forth on Shelton
Benjamin's black cock, feeling him deeply pumping up into her pussy.

"Now I know Tiffany has a lot of stuff planned for ECW... but I don't think
she's gonna complain about this... right Tony?" Abraham Washington asks as
Shelton turns on the couch to lay Savannah down while he gets on top of her.

Tony Atlas shakes his head "Nope! Cause this is hot!"

Savannah narrows her eyes and smirks up at Shelton Benjamin as he climbs on
top of her, with her legs now hooking around his waist and begins to slide
his shaft into her hot, tight pussy. Shelton licks his lips as he starts to
thrust his cock in and out of Savannah's pussy as she uses her legs to pull
him into her. "Mmmmm fuck..." Shelton groans.

"Ohhhhh Shelton...ohhhh yeah..." Savannah moans as she starts to rock on the
couch beneath Shelton as he pumps his black shaft swiftly into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh awww... mmm..." Shelton Benjamin licks his lips as he thrusts his
fourteen inch long black dick in and out of Savannah's pussy as she pushes
against him.

Savannah closes her eyes as she places her hands onto his muscular arms as
she moves against his thrusting shaft. "Ohhhh Shelton..."

"Awww... ahhhh... mmmm..." Shelton Benjamin grunts as he increases the pace
of his thrusts as he drills Savannah's pussy with his large dick.

Abraham Washington changes how he's sitting on the couch, "You know, watching
this makes me think that at Thanksgiving, Savannah likes to go for the dark
meat..." Abraham laughs as the 'applause' sign flashes on the HD-Tron.

"You suck!" a fan from out in the audience yells clearly which gets a big
laugh from all the fans that heard him.

"Hey! Security!" Abraham Washington says as he stands up and points in the
direction where he heard the heckler. "This ain't the Jerry Springer Show...
we don't allow that stuff here..."

"A-hahahaha! A-hahahahaha!" Tony Atlas laughs "Hey Abe! You suck! A-
hahahaha...A-hahahaha!" Tony Atlas adds in and starts to deeply laugh again.

"Oh shut up Tony..." Abraham snaps. Meanwhile, Savannah has unwrapped her
legs from Shelton's waist, allowing him to pull out so that she can turn over
onto her stomach. Savannah glances over her shoulder and slyly smirks at
Shelton before she raises herself onto her hands and knees, making her juicy
ass level with his waist.

"Hey Abe... here's something to boost your ratings..." Shelton says as he
uses his hands to spread apart Savannah's hips before he pushes his big black
dick into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh yeah..." Savannah lustfully moans as she rocks forward on
her knees upon feeling Shelton's large black cock entering her tight asshole.

"Damn... Savannah's gonna have a hard time sitting down after this..."
Abraham laughs as he sits back down on his leather armchair. Shelton grabs
Savannah's hips as he slowly pumps his cock in and out of her ass.

Savannah grits her teeth as she starts to smoothly rock back on her knees in
order to push back against Shelton's black cock as he pumps into her ass.

"Ahhhhh awww.... ahhh..." Shelton Benjamin grunts as he pumps his cock deeply
into Savannah's asshole while she pushes back against him when he increases
his pace.

Savannah moves quickly on her knees as Shelton Benjamin pumps his black cock
into her sultry ass with increasing force and speed. "Ohhhh...ohhhh yeah..."
Savannah moans as her ass smacks against his muscular waist.

"Ohhhhh yeah... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Shelton moans as he pumps his cock
swiftly into Savannah's ass as it loosens enough for him to start hammering
her asshole.

"Damn... Savannah is getting drilled as if Shelton's looking for oil!"
Abraham laughs.

"A-hahahaha...A-hahahaha! You go Shelton!" Tony Atlas happily cheers

"Ahhhh... ahhh... awww..." Shelton grunts as he pounds Savannah's asshole
relentlessly as his cock begins to throb inside of her ass. Savannah leans
her head back and lustfully groans as she feels his cock pulsating within her
tight asshole as he continues to ram his black cock deeply into her, causing
her to roughly rock forward.

"Ahhhhh awww come on Savannah...' Shelton groans as he pulls his throbbing
black dick out of Savannah's asshole.

"Hey... HEY! Don't' get any on my couch... that's not some cheap furniture
that you would see on Letterman!" Abraham Washington says.

" it comes!" Tony Atlas announces. Shelton gets off of the couch as
Savannah turns to sit up in order to grab Shelton's dick with both of her
hands. Savannah licks her sultry and moist lips as she holds the base of his
cock with her right hand and begins to smoothly pump her hand on his
throbbing shaft while holding her lustful mouth open.

"Ahhhhh... awww...." Shelton moans as he cock erupts with big thick streams
of cum shooting from his piss-slit.

"Mmmmmm...." Savannah moans as his warm cum sprays into her mouth and
splatters against her tongue, while some of the cum drips down her mouth.

"Ahhhhhhh... mmm..." Shelton Benjamin moans as Savannah keeps stroking his
cock to make sure she milks every drop of cum out of it.

Savannah removes her right hand from Shelton's cock and licks her sultry lips
before smirking up at him. "'re definitely hot..."

"Well then..." Abraham Washington gets up from his chair, "Look like we've
seen the type of woman Savannah is... and that's all the time we got for this
episode of the Abraham Washington Show... tune in next time when my guests
will be... hey Tony... who's my guest next week?" Abraham asks as he looks at
Tony Atlas.

"Next week...on the 'Abraham Washington Show'...ECW General Manager Tiffany!"
Tony Atlas announces before smiling. "Hey! Abe...she's hot!"

"All right... I bet she's gonna be happy with the ratings my show did this
week," Abraham Washington smirks, "All right good night everybody... see you
next week!"


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