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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Returning To The 619
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the November 19, 2013 broadcast of RAW, Eva Marie, dressed in an incredibly short denim shorts and a matching denim, sleeveless half top that is tied in a knot that shows off her cleavage, and JoJo are watching as Rey Mysterio makes his return to the WWE after being out with an injury for most of the year. "Wow... he looks great..." JoJo says with a smile as she comments on Rey.

Eva Marie presses her pouty and luscious lips together as she locks her beautifully scheming eyes on the television monitor "Mmmm...I'll say..." Eva says with a smirk.

"I'm surprised he was here, I didn't see him all day..." JoJo says as he turns her head to look at Eva Marie. "Uh-oh... I know that look..."

Eva Marie turns her head and glances at JoJo, with a look of fake innocence. "I don't know what you mean..."

"It's the same look you had when you had when you tried to get with Fandango before Summer came along..." JoJo says.

Eva Marie presses her lips together and shrugs her shoulders "I was just looking out for my best interest at that time..." Eva casually replies before she turns her attention back to the television monitor.

"Yeah, cause everything revolves around you..." JoJo says with a roll of her eyes.

Eva turns her head and looks at JoJo with a sigh "You sound really bitter..."

"Me? Bitter, not a chance, but it does get real old of you always playing the gold digger..." JoJo says shaking her head.

"Gold digger?" Eva asks with a laugh and shakes her head "JoJo...don't be jealous that I'm having more success than you...I's no secret why I would have more success.." Eva says as she motions to herself "Look me...and look look like you haven't reached puberty yet..."

JoJo bites her bottom lip, "You know what, I'm not going to dignify that with a response...because unlike you, I'm actually well liked around here..." JoJo says before she turns to walk away.

Eva Marie rolls her eyes and then shrugs "And I'm going to go bag me a Mexican..."

* * *

After showering and getting changed, Rey Mysterio steps out of the Superstars locker room, dressed in jeans, a long sleeved shirt and one of his masks, and is carrying his travel bags. As he heads in the direction of one of the arena exits, Eva Marie steps out from behind a rolling rack of chairs and approaches him.

Eva bites down on her bottom and flashes her beautifully enticing eyes, "'re Rey Mysterio, right?" Eva says, portraying innocence.

Rey stops and looks over at Eva Marie, "Yeah that's me..." Rey says with a smile.

Eva Marie presses her luscious and sultry lips together as she extends her left hand. "I'm Eva Marie..."

Rey sets one of his travel bags down and shakes Eva's left hand, "Oh yeah, one of the new girls..." Rey says

Eva nods her head and smiles "Yeah...with Total Divas..." Eva says with a laugh.

"Well you certainly got the right look to be a Diva..." Rey says.

Eva smiles and blushes a bit "Really?" Eva Marie asks as if she doesn't already that she has the looks to be every man's desire.

"Yeah, I doubt the WWE would bring you on board if you didn't..." Rey says as he give the most politically correct answer possible.

"So...tonight is like your big night back, right?" Eva asks.

"Yeah it was, hopefully I will be sticking around for a while..." Rey says as he shifts his weight from one foot to the other, clearly trying not to push too much weight on one leg for too long.

Eva Marie presses her pouty lips together and curiously raises an eyebrow " something wrong?"

"Just some old and very nagging injuries..." Rey Mysterio answers.

"Oh...well...I bet I can make you feel better..." Eva Marie says with a mischievous smile.

"What do you mean?" Rey asks.

Eva Marie's mouth drops open slightly and her eyes briefly widen as she is caught off guard by Rey's response, believing he would assume the most explicit option. "Uhh....ummm...well..." Eva presses her lips together "I...well happen to be a massage therapist..." Eva replies, already regretting her own response.

"Really? You know years back there was a Diva who doubled as a therapist... didn't think we'd be lucky enough to get another one..." Rey says.

"Oh yeah?" Eva Marie says with a slightly nervous laugh.

"Yeah, there was always an added benefit to her working guys over..." Rey says.

Eva nods her fire engine red haired head "Yeah...I'm sure there was..." Eva Marie says, as she is trying to think of every possible option to talk out of her latest lie.

"So how good are you... you know, with your hands?" Rey asks.

Eva Marie smirks a bit "Oh...I'm very skilled with my hands..." Eva says, gaining more confidence her lie.

"Well I think it would be foolish not to see what you can do..." Rey Mysterio says with a grin.

Eva presses her lips together and nods her head "Oh yeah...I definitely think you'd be real amazed..."

"I bet I would..." Rey nods his head.

Eva Marie tosses her fiery red hair back and smirks "Why don't you stop by my hotel room tonight and I'll work you over..."

"Sounds good..."

* * *

An hour later, Eva Marie is opening her hotel room door to let Rey Mysterio into her room, "Nice room..." Rey says as he steps into Eva's room.

Eva Marie smiles before she closes the door once Rey is inside of her hotel room. " really wear that mask everywhere?" Eva asks with a laugh.

"Yeah... everywhere except at home..." Rey says with a nod of his head.

Eva smiles as she motions with her left hand over toward the hotel room bed. "Ummm...why don't you lay down and make yourself comfortable, and I'll get ready..."

"Alright..." Rey says as he starts to move towards the hotel room bed.

Eva bites down on her bottom lip and turns to walk into the bathroom within her hotel room. Eva Marie closes the door behind her once inside and picks up her iPhone from the countertop. Eva looks down at the phone and scrolls through her contact list until she finds the name belonging to her fellow Total Divas newbie. Eva raises the cell phone and takes a deep breath. "Come on...answer..."

After several rings, JoJo answers her phone, "Hello?"

"Hey! JoJo...what's up!" Eva Marie asks as she puts on her sweetest voice.

"Oh you know, being greatful a couple of guys were able to give me a ride cause you left me at the arena..." JoJo says.

Eva Marie laughs "What? I didn't leave you..." Eva begins to laugh begins to say.

"Yes you did... so what do you want?" JoJo asks.

" you like know how to give a massage?" Eva asks.

"You're seriously called me to ask me that?"

"Umm yeah..." Eva says with a shake of her head " you know or not?" Eva slightly snaps.

"You just put your hands on whoever you're massaging and rub them..." JoJo says.

"That's all you do?" Eva asks.

"Yeah, as far as I know," JoJo answers.

"Ok...ummm thanks..." Eva says with a slight smile and then turns to look at herself in the mirror as she fixes her fiery red hair. "Oh...and don't come back to the room for a while..."

"Oh let me guess you lured some moron back to the room... don't worry I'm rooming elsewhere..." JoJo says before she hangs up on Eva.

"Bitch..." Eva Marie says before she sets the iPhone back onto the countertop in the bathroom before she turns to the door and opens it stepping out into the hotel room. "I hope you're ready..."

Yeah I am..." Rey says while he is laying on the bed.

Eva Marie walks over toward the bed and slyly smirks "So what do you want to me work on...I can do anything."

"Well... how about my back?" Rey asks with a smile.

Eva nods her head and licks her lips lightly "I can handle that..." Eva says as she moves to climbs onto the bed, sitting on her knees "Why don't you take off your shirt and turn over..."

Rey nods his head and removes his shirt before he turns to lay on his stomach.

Eva Marie moans as she moves to straddle Rey Mysterio's body and positioning herself on his lower back. Eva leans forward and places her hands onto Rey's shoulders and begins to move her hands, not doing such an impressive performance.

"Are you sure you did this before?" Rey asks as Eva clumsily moves her hands against his shoulders.

"Ummm...uhhhh yeah... Eva says with a nod of her head.

"Really?" Rey asks as Eva moves her hands over his upper back.

Eva removes her hands from Rey Mysterio's upper back and smirks a bit "You know...I think I know something that would be much more effective..." Eva says as she moves off of Rey's lower back and sits next to him on the bed. "Why don't you turn back around..."

"Okay..." Rey says as he turns over and lays on his back.

Eva tosses her firey red hair back before she moves down on the surface of the bed while on her knees and reaches over to Rey's belt and begins to unbuckle it.

Rey Mysterio smirks a bit while raising an eyebrow beneath his mask as Eva begins to tug on his belt once she has it undone.

Eva Marie tosses the belt aside and looks at Rey Mysterio with her beautiful, seductively sensual eyes as she proceeds to unbutton and then unzip his jeans.

"Guess you were bragging a bit about being a therapist..." Rey says as Eva opens the fly of jeans and tugs them a bit in order to expose his impressive, thick Hispanic cock.

Eva Marie laughs and slyly looks at Rey Mysterio "I'm such a bad girl..." Eva says as she places her left hand around his cock and begins to move her hand smoothly against his hardening Hispanic cock.

"Mmmmm that'll get you over with the boys..." Rey says as Eva pumps her hand up and down on his cock.

Eva smirks and licks her teeth "You like bad girls?" Eva asks before she leans her down and starts to mischievously slide her tongue over the head of his cock.

"Mmmmmm...I've been known to like them..." Rey says with a moan as Eva flicks her tongue over the head of his fully harden tool.

Eva lifts her head away briefly "Well...I'm very bad..." Eva Marie says before she spits saliva onto the head of his cock and uses her tongue to brush the saliva around.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Rey moans as Eva keeps her hand moving up and down on his cock while she laps her tongue over the head of his dick.

"Mmmmmm..." Eva moans and teasingly slaps her tongue against the head of his cock, while working her hand on his shaft.

"Mmmm..." Rey moans as Eva Marie flicks her tongue back and forth against the head of his dick.

Eva parts her sultry lips and takes the head of Rey's meaty Hispanic cock into her mouth. Wrapping her lips around his cock, she begins to bob her head.

"Ahhhh fuck..." Rey moans as Eva bobs her head up and down on his cock while she holds his tool at the base.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Eva sensually moans as she bobs her head up and down on Rey's cock, with her lips working along his shaft.

"Awwww mmmmm awww..." Rey moans as Eva grinds her lips lightly against his cock as she sucks on it.

Eva removes her hand from his shaft and places both of her hands onto his toned stomach, as she steadily and smoothly sucks on his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmmm yeah..." Rey moans as Eve sucks and slurps on his large cock while she slides her hands against his tattoo covered stomach, tracing her fingers over where Mexican is spelled out.

Eva seductively lifts her eyes to look at Mysterio as her fiery red haired head bobs in a steadily motion, her sultry lips working down his nicely thick cock.

"Mmmm ahhhh awwww.... mmmm..." Rey Mysterio groans as Eva takes his cock further into her mouth.

Eva Marie takes her left hand and teasingly circles her index finger around his belly button as her head movements become slightly quicker and deeper.

"Mmmmm yeah... awwww damn..." Rey groans as Eva lustfully bobs her head on his stiff cock.

Eva slowly turns her head and teasingly grinds her lips on his shaft, while she starts to lift her head off of his cock.

"Damn..." Rey says with a smirk as Eve presses her lips down on his cock until it leaves her mouth.

Eva presses her together and looks at Rey Mysterio with beautiful and mischievous eyes, a smirk appearing on her face knowing that Rey is nothing but pleased with her oral skills.

"Yeah... you're gonna get over real good..." Rey says as he compliments Eva on her oral talents.

Eva tilts her head back and seductively laughs "You don't think I know that already?" Eva says, showing Rey her true personality as opposed to the innocent one she had earlier.

"It's good to get some reassurance..." Rey says with a shrug.

Eva sits up on her knees and removes her top, exposing her perfectly rounded, tanned and perky tits. Eva playfully tosses her top at Rey's face with a smirk.

"Hey..." Rey laughs a bit as he removes Eva's top from his face just in time to see her undoing and lowering her snug fitting denim short.

Eva sits back on the bed and slides the short and tight fitting denim shorts down her incredibly smooth and tan legs.

Rey licks his lips as he watches Eva kick her shorts off before she turns to straddle his lap and lower her snug pussy on his cock.

"Mmmmmm..." Eva moans and bites down on her bottom lip as she seductively locks eyes with Rey. Eva places her hands onto his nicely toned chest as she starts to rock forward on his cock.

"Ohhhhh ahhh..." Rey groans as he places his hands on her hips as she begins to rocks on his cock.

Eva slyly looks down at Rey as she perfectly moves her body back and forth on his cock, grinding her wet pussy down on his shaft.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh fuck..." Rey Mysterio groans as he starts to thrust his dick up into Eva's snatch.

"Mmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhh..." Eva Marie moans as she rocks back and forth on his cock, her gorgeous body moving upward as he thrusts into her.

"Ahhhhh awwww..." Rey moans while he thrusts his cock deeply up into Eva's wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhh... Mmmmmm" Eva moans as she slides her hands against his chest and shoulders as she moves on his cock.

"Ohhhhhh ahhhhh..." Rey moans as Eva Marie grinds her pussy down on his thrusting shaft.

Eva leans forward and presses her soft, sensual lips against Rey's lips as she moves forward on his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." Rey moans as Eva kisses him lustfully as she grinds on his thrusting shaft.

Eva flicks her tongue against Rey's lips as she grinds her pussy forward and smoothly rocks on his cock.

Rey parts his lips, allowing Eva to dip her tongue into his mouth while she rides his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Eva moans as she slides her wet tongue against his tongue as she rocks back on his cock.

"Mmm awww..." Rey moans against Eva's lips as he begins to turn over on the bed, laying Eva beneath him while he thrusts his cock into her pussy.

Eva breaks the kiss and looks at Rey with a smirk as she places her hands onto his arms as he pumps into her.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck... awwww mmm..." Rey Mysterio groans as he deeply thrusts his dick into Eva Marie's pussy while she wraps her legs around his waist.

Eva closes her eyes and moves back on the bed as he steadily pumps his cock into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh awwww fuck... awww..." Rey moans as he pumps his shaft deeply into Eva Marie's pussy.

"Ohhhhh...mmmm...ohhhh yes..." Eva moans and arches her back slightly.

"Ahhhh awwww ahhhh..." Rey grunts as he thrusts his cock at a quicker pace into Eva's snug wet pussy.

Eva grits her teeth as she pushes her wet snatch against his cock, keeping her legs hooked around his waist.

"Ahhhhh awww... mmmmm...." Rey moans as he thrusts his cock firmly into Eva's pussy while maintaining a brisk pace.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmm..." Eva moans and breaths heavily as she moves on the surface of the bed, while Rey is on top of her and thrusting his impressive cock into her.

"Ahhhh ahhh..." Rey Mysterio grunts as he drives his cock balls deep into Eva Marie's twat.

"Mmmmmm... Ohhh yeah...mmmm I'm a real bad girl..." Eva moans as she grinds and sensually pushes against Rey.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmmm awww..." Rey groans as his cock starts to throb as he continues to deeply fuck the red-haired newbie Diva.

Eva smirks at Rey and locks her beautiful eyes with him as he swiftly pumps into her.

"Ahhhh ahhh mmmmm ahhh..." The masked Superstar grunts as he starts to cum inside of Eva's hot wet and snug pussy.

Eva licks her lips and presses her gorgeously smooth and tanned legs tightly against his waist, as the warm rush of cum fills her pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh... awwww..." Rey moans as he gradually slows down his thrusts as he fills Eva's twat with his spunk.

Eva unwraps her legs from around his waist and slides her hands against strong arms as Rey's cock remains inside of her.

"You are very bad girl..." Rey says with a smirk.

Eva slyly smirks as she moves her hands to his sweat covered chest "Maybe I should be spanked then..."

"Maybe? More like definitely..." Rey says with a light laugh.

Eva laughs "Well if you feel like staying for a can give me that spanking then..."

"Looks like I'm staying then..."


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