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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Riding The Exotic Express
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Dressed in his rose printed black pants and vest, Adam Rose is watching as his numerous Rosebuds climb into the large tour bus known as the Exotic Express following the June 2, 2014 broadcast, "Come along every body, no pushing plenty of room!" Rose says as he pops a cherry-flavored lollipop into his mouth as his bunny hops into the bus, followed by a gorgeous woman wearing a tight fitting Captain America outfit, followed by a guy in a hot dog costume and several more Rosebuds. When everyone has entered Adam Rose steps on the bottom step of the Exotic Express, "Alright everyone we're off to Cincinnati..." Adam begins to say as his left shoulder is grabbed and he's pulled back
suddenly. Adam looks around and sees Alicia Fox behind him. "Hello love... what was that about?"

Alicia Fox presses her pouty and sassy lips together as she arrogantly looks at Adam Rose "Yeah....I got a question..." The unstable Diva says, dressed in a pair of tight fitting black shorts and a white tank top.

"Alright love... what is it?" Adam asks before he places the lollipop back into his mouth.

"Where the fuck is my invite!?" Alicia snaps as she looks at Adam Rose with her crazed eyes.

Adam presses his lips around the lollipop before pulling it out of his mouth, "Invite to what?" Adam asks.

"The bus....duh!" Alicia says as she points to the Exotic Express.

"Ohhhhh that invite... well you see love... it's kinda like this..." Adam says as he casually waves his lollipop around, "You are a total lemon... and only rosebuds can go on the Exotic Express..."

"I'm not a fuckin' lemon! Do you know who I am!?" Alicia yells.

"Yes... a very sour lemon..." Adam says with a grin as he points his lollipop at Alicia.

Alicia Fox crosses her arms " won't let me on?"

"As I said only rosebuds are allowed on the Exotic anyone can be a rosebud... but when one has been acting like a lemon the way you have love, you sort of need to... what's the word... ah... prove that you are a rosebud..." Adam says before putting the lollipop back into his mouth.

Alicia Fox raises an eyebrow "Prove it? How?"

Adam sucks on the lollipop for a moment before taking it out of his mouth, "That's up to you love, everyone is a rosebud in their own way..."

Alicia shrugs her shoulders "I'll suck your dick..."

"Hmmmm....that's a good way to show that you can be a rosebud love..." Adam Rose says before he puts his lollipop back into his mouth.

Alicia nods her head and smirks "And when it comes to that...I'm the queen!"

Adam removes he lollipop from his mouth and points it at Alicia, "Alright love, if you're as good as many of my lady rosebuds... you'll get on the Exotic Express..."

Alicia Fox nods her head "Alright...Well lets get started..." Alicia says before she attempts to step onto the Exotic Express.

Adam places his right arm in front of Alicia, barring her way from entering the Exotic Express, "No love, no... you have to show that you're a rosebud out here before you get in there..." Adam says with a smile.

Alicia sighs and rolls her eyes "Whatever..."

"Being a lemon is not going to get you onto the Exotic Express... cause it's party time..." Adam says followed a moment latter by the windows on the Exotic Express opening and number of Rosebuds yelling "All the time!"

"Shut up!" Alicia Fox yells to the Rosebuds inside of the Exotic Express, before turning her attention back Adam Rose "Drop your pants...I don't have all day."

"Drop 'em! Drop 'em!" The various Rosebuds chant.

"Oh stop..." Adam laughs a bit before he places his lollipop back into his mouth and pushes his rose printed black pants down from his waist, freeing his large and thick cock that causes Alicia Fox's eyes to widen.

Alicia smirks a bit "Not bad..." Alicia says before she drops down onto her knees in front of Adam Rose, placing her right hand around his cock.

"It gets WAY bigger!" a female Rosebud yells from the bus as Alicia begins to stroke Adam's impressive tool.

"SHUT UP!" Alicia yells and glares at the Exotic Express, while she works her hands along his shaft.

"Wow... you're a real lemon!" a male Rosebud yells from the bus.

"Mmmm..." Adam moans as he sucks on his lollipop while Alicia is stroking his dick.

Alicia tosses her hair back before she leans her head for and slides her wet tongue over the head of his cock.

"Ahhhhh..." Adam groans with the lollipop in his mouth as Alicia slides her tongue over his dick.

"Mmmmmm..." Alicia moans and guides her sassy tongue over the head of his cock, working her tongue over his piss-slit.

"Mmmmmm... pretty good love..." Adam moans as he holds the lollipop to one side of his mouth as he looks down at Alicia.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmm..." Alicia moans before she parts her lips and takes Adam's impressive cock into her mouth and begins to bob her head forward.

"Ohhhhhh awww..." Adam moans as Alicia rocks her head back and forth on his long hard and thick tool.

"Mmmmmm...mmmm..." Alicia moans and wraps her lips around Adam Rose's cock as she bobs her head back and forth, with her lips raking along his shaft.

"Mmmmmm... ohhhh..." Adam moans as Alicia's saliva drips off of his cock as she bobs her head.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Alicia moans as she lowers her head further down on Adam Rose's cock, with her saliva dripping down on his cock.

"Ohhhhh mmmm when it comes to this... mmm you are a rosebud..." Adam moans as Alicia eagerly swallows more of his cock.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Alicia moans as she swiftly bobs her head down on Adam's cock, with her lips sharply grinding.

"Awwww ohhhh... mmm..." Adam Rose moans as Alicia sucks and slurps loudly on his shaft.

"Mmmmmm...mmmm..." Alicia moans as she bobs her head and sucks his cock in a feisty and sensual fashion.

"Ohhhh awww..." Adam groans as Alicia grinds her lips on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm..." Alicia moans and roughly jerks her head on his cock, causing her lips to grind.

"Mmmmm well love..." Adam says as he takes the lollipop out of his mouth, "You... almost showed you're a true rosebud..."

Alicia lifts her head off of Adam's cock and looks up at him with a raised eyebrow "What?"

"You were rude to my love... I think to really show you're not a lemon... you need to get... fucked..." Adam says with a grin and a shrug.

"Fine with me..." Alicia says with a shrug before she stands up and starts to push her bottoms down from her body.

Adam Rose sucks on his lollipop as he watches Alicia slides her bottoms down her gorgeous black legs.

Alicia steps out of the bottoms and moves to stand against the side of the Exotic Express, placing her hands onto the outer wall of the bus.

Adam steps out of his pants, picks them up from the ground and tosses them up towards one of his rosebuds that are watching. "Excellent lad..." Adam says as he 'prances' over behind Alicia where he proceeds to guide his saliva coated cock into Alicia's tight black pussy.

"Mmmmmm....fuck..." Alicia Fox groans as he works his cock into her wet and tight snatch.

"Mmmmmm ahhhhh awwww..." Adam Rose groans as he begins to pump his cock in and out of Alicia Fox's snug twat while he holds on to her hips.

"Mmmm...ohhhh come..." Alicia moans as she moves forward on her feet, feeling his cock pumping deeper.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh yeah love mmmmm..." Adam moans as he pumps his cock deeper and harder into Alicia's pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh..." Alicia moans as her toned and nicely sassy as smacks on his waist.

Adam sucks on his lollipop as he thrusts his cock in and out of Alicia's pussy while she pushes back against him.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhh yeah...mmm fuckin' take it!" Alicia moans and grits her teeth as, despite for her slender size, she aggressively pushes back on his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh that's it love... show me you can be a rosebud..." Adam groans while he plows his dick into Alicia Fox's pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh!" Alicia moans as she pushes back on his cock.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh mmmmm...." Adam moans as he pumps every inch of his cock into Alicia's cunt.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh..fuck...mmmmm...who's the fuckin' Queen Diva!?" Alicia moans as she fiercely moves back on his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh...ohhhh..." Adam moans and smirks as Alicia rams her ass back against his waist as she pushes her pussy back on his dick.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm...ohhhhh fuck!" Alicia moans as she pushes her slender body back, with her sassy black ass smacking on his waist.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh awww..." Adam moans as he keeps his deep and firm thrusts very steady as the often-crazed Alicia Fox pushes back against him nonstop.

"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhh fuck! Am I a fuckin' rosebud, yet!?" Alicia moans as she pushes back.

"Mmmmm what do you lot think.. is lovely foxy a rosebud?" Adam asks his Rosebuds as he fucks Alicia's pussy with deep thrusts, and what he gets back is a mixed response of positive and negative jumbled replies.

"Mmmmmm...awwwwww..." Alicia moans and tilts her head as she begins to cum on his cock.

"Ahhhhh mmmm..." Adam Rose moans as his cock begins to throb within Alicia's cunt as she cums on his shaft.

Alicia turns her head and looks back at Adam Rose as he keeps his hands onto her waist as he pumps into her.

"Mmmmm love... tell the truth... do you think you're a lemon... or a rosebud?" Adam groans as he drives his throbbing cock into Alicia's twat.

"Mmmmmm....a fuckin' rosebud!" Alicia lustfully yells.

"Mmmmm awwww still seem rather lemony..." Adam groans as he slams his cock faster into Alicia's pussy as his cock throbs more intensely.

"Fuck that! I'm a rosebud!" Alicia moans and aggressively pushes back.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh..." Adam Rose grunts as he slams his cock balls deep into Alicia Fox's pussy before pulling out, "Mmmm let me see that smiling face love..." Adam moans as he begins to stroke his shaft.

Alicia Fox crosses her arms and turns around to face Adam Rose while she glares at him.

"Mmmm don't be a lemon..." Adam says with a moan while he strokes his dick.

"I don't kneel down for anyone! I'm the Queen Diva!" Alicia Fox snaps.

"Mmmmmm well... then love...mmmm you're very much a...." Adam pauses as he begins to cum, and he sprays his load down towards Alicia's sweat coated legs.

Alicia looks down at her legs and opens her mouth with disgust "Oh gross!"

"Ahhhhh..." Adam Rose groans as he tightly grips his shaft until he's done cumming as the most famous rosebud 'Bunny', comes out of the Exotic Express.

Alicia presses her lips together. " I get on the stupid bus?"

"Sorry love... but you're a real sour lemon..." Adam Rose says as he turns towards Bunny, "Oh are we running late?" Adam asks leading to Bunny to nod its head.

"What!? What do you mean!? I'm a fuckin' rosebud and proved!" Alicia Fox yells.

"Sorry love, but rosebuds are a lot more flexible... and fun to be around..." Adam says.

Alicia Fox grits her teeth and turns to look at the Bunny "What the hell are you looking at!? I'm the Queen!" Alicia says before she swings her left leg forward and connects with the Bunny's groin.

"Ohhhhhhhhh!" The rosebuds looking out from the Exotic Express let out a groan as Bunny cups its groin and drops to its knees.

Adam narrows his eyes and backs Alicia up against the Exotic Express, "Don't you ever... EVER... touch MY Bunny!" Adam says with real ferocity.

Alicia looks at Adam Rose before takes the lollipop from his hand and bites the candy portion off before she steps around Adam Rose. "I do what I want..." Alicia says before she spits the candy piece out of her mouth and walks away, dramatically swaying her hips.

Adam shakes his head before he helps his favorite rosebud up and towards the entrance of the Exotic Express, "She's worse than a sour lemon... she's a spoiled lemon..." Adam says.


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