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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Rock Solid Workout
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

A little after 9 AM on the morning of November 2, 2009 inside of a conference
room located within New York City's 58-story skyscraper known as Trump Tower,
the three members of the newly reformed 'Team Rock Solid' are considering
options for the task assigned by Donald Trump, which is to come up with a
workout class for 24-Hour Fitness. The team consists of Ozzy Osbourne's wife
and manager Sharon Osbourne, Poison's lead singer Bret Michaels and WWE Diva
Maria Kanellis. Bret wearing a sweatshirt, a bandana and black jeans stands
near a window as he talks about people he could get to donate for the
charity, 'These people that are going to be coming down, my friends, are
either going to be in rock or business clothes..." Bret says before Sharon
begins to suddenly laugh.

"You mean like leather jackets flapping in the air?" Maria, wearing a leather
half-jacket over a black top and tight fitting pants, jokingly asks as she
starts to flap her arm.

"I mean picturing out of shape agents coming down to workout!" Bret says as
the image causes him to start laughing while he steps over to the circular
conference table.

Sharon wipes a tear from her eye, "My word... this is such a breath of fresh
air after dealing with all that tension.." Sharon says before she starts to
compose herself. "All right the name of our workout class... what is it? What
is workout program? What we'll be advertising?" Sharon asks as pats her hands

"Hmmm... it should be something fun..." Maria says opens a notepad.

Bret suddenly gets a look of inspiration and he quickly walks around the
table, "This is my two cents..." Bret says.

Sharon turns in her chair to look at him as Maria does the same, "Go on..."
Sharon says.

"Twenty Four Hour Celebrity Workout.... Right? Then it will be our three
names... and below that, it'll rock your world..." Bret says before grinning,
"And the hook will be, come out and sweat like a rock star!"

"I love that idea! It could be a lot of fun and draw in a lot of people!"
Maria says as she takes off her jacket.

"Very good Bret... have people come in to try and look like a rock star,"
Sharon smiles as she writes down some notes.

"Well more like smell like one...." Bret says as he starts laugh.

"We could incorporate music a lot of 80s Metal and high energy music..."
Maria says excitedly before she glances at Bret, "Maybe even a lot of your

Bret smiles at the gorgeous WWE Diva, "Well the music me and the boys came up
with sure got a lot of people working out."

"It still does..." Sharon adds which draws wide-eyed looks from both of her
teammates. "I better start putting a list together of potential donators ..."
Sharon says as she takes out her blackberry,

"Oh I just got a great idea for how the ads should look! Give me a second to
sketch it out..." Maria says eagerly as she starts to draw quick lines on a
blank page in her notebook.

Bret walks around the conference table where his laptop is sitting and opens
the media player. He clicks to play a random music file, and a instrumental
track starts to play, "Yeah there we go..." Bret says as Maria looks up from
her notebook to see Bret crouched down at the end of the conference table in
deep concentration. "Now lift your leg... uh huh... yeah like this..." Bret
says as he stands up straight as Sharon now looks at him. "Now thrust... and
thrust..." Bret says as he starts to do pelvic thrusts as Maria and Sharon
exchange looks and try not to laugh.

"Bret, dear, what are you doing?" Sharon asks.

"Oh wait I see what he has in mind... an aerobic workout!" Maria says with a
wide smile.

"Exactly!" The enthusiastic and inspired Rock Star says as he hurries over to
Maria, "You could lead the class, with different repeatable exercises like
you could do this..." Bret says as he starts to grind his hips while smacking
the air in front of him.

"Oh my god..." Sharon laughs but she continues to watch Bret with interest.

"And then follow that with this..." Bret says as he lifts his right leg back
to grab it with his right hand and he starts to pull his leg back a few
times. "They'll laugh like hell but it'll be great cause it's..."

"Bending over and thrusting!" Sharon says with a laugh but at the same time
sounding serious, "That's what we'll do."

"This has a lot of possibilities..." Maria smiles as she gets up from her
seat and bends down, placing her hands on the floor while sticking her round,
pants covered ass in the air. From where Bret is standing he gets a perfect
look at Maria's rear-end.

"Whoa hold on there..." Bret Michaels grins as he starts to move behind

"Oh no you don't!" Maria laughs as she sees Bret coming and she quickly gets
up to her feet as the star of VH1's Rock of Love playfully chases her for a
few steps.

Bret steps back to where his laptop is and grins, "I've been a bad boy..."
Bret starts to thrust his hips forward while smacking the air again.

"Yes you have..." Sharon says with a light laugh as Bret proceeds to sit

Bret smiles, "I love the new path we're on... it's like a hot, perverted
train wreck..." As he picks up a pen, open his own notebook, and as he begins
to write he speaks. "Wanna rock out with your cock out like a real rock star?
Then pump up your wiener with Sharon... Mrs. Osbourne's...." Bret puts down
his pen as he starts to laugh, "Mrs. O's wiener workout!" Bret rolls of his
chair as he laughs even harder as he takes a look at Sharon who's is totally
in the spirit of things.

"Pump up the wiener!" Sharon laughs as she starts to raises and lower her
balled up fists.

"Pump it up! Pump it up!" Maria laughs as she copies Sharon's motions.

"And you know what she bends in front of them and does this!" Bret says as he
stands. The Rock Star, bends forward slightly and extends his arms back and
starts to quickly moves his arms back and forth while keeping his fists
balled up.

"Oh my... what about this as a stretch...." Maria grins as she pushes her
chair back and raises her left leg up into the air, giving Bret Michaels a
perfect view of her crotch as her tight pants stretches against her skin.

"Be like hello!" Sharon says as she copies Maria's leg raise as she fully
sees the dirty image it can be.

Bret shakes his head and laughs as he sits in his chair, "Trump is going to
see this and he's going to have me whacked! But imagine over in the other
room..." Bret starts to say as he closes his eyes and presses his lips
together, "What we are going to do is a strategy for a task..." Bret says in
a nasally voice to mock their opponents on Team Tenacity.

Maria leans back in her chair and smiles, "I can just imagine... "Olympic
Gold Medallist Workout' and then here we got 'Deep Thigh Thrusting!'

Sharon smiles, "We don't want to do it like they are going to do... we have
to avoid that..." Sharon says as she sounds serious. "I think we should have
a woman in there... crack a whip..."

Marin nods her head eagerly, "You should do that! I know where I can get you

"You do?" Sharon asks.

"Oh yeah! I'll send a text and it'll be here by tomorrow morning..." Maria

Sharon mischievously grins, "I can picture cracking that whip telling people
when they are fucking up or not trying hard..."

"Oh you got to do that... that'll be classic..." Bret says as he writes it

Maria smiles, "Hey you know, we totally have an idea of what we're going to
do... we should go over to the gym and see what we have to work with."

Sharon Osbourne looks at Maria and nods her head, "That's an excellent

"Yeah, let's take this show on the road..." Bret Michaels adds.

* * *

At Trump Towers as RAW goes off the air, Bret is leaning back on the couch
inside of Team Rock Solid's conference room after watching RAW with his
teammate Maria. Bret, wearing tight fitting black jeans, a black t-shirt and
his trademark bandana, looks at Maria, "You do that every week?" Bret asks
with an impressed look on his face.

The adorably beautiful, red haired WWE Diva, Maria, dressed in a pair of
tight fitting dark jeans and a black top that shows off her tanned and
perfectly toned stomach, nods her head and smiles "Yeah!" Maria says with a
laugh before she presses her pouty lips "I'm not just another pretty face
Bret...I can kick ass too!" Maria says with a laugh.

"A hot ass girl that could kick ass... you'd totally get along with Lita
Ford...." Bret says with a smile, "Boy Sharon was great... but I have a funny
feeling Ozzy didn't have a clue what was going on... and what was up with
that guy with the bad hair asking 'Really' over and over again?"

Maria laughs and shakes her head "Oh that's The Miz...and lets just say you
don't even want to know!" Maria says before she moves to stand up from
sitting down on the couch. Maria places her hands onto her hips and looks at
Bret Michaels "So...we should probably get back to work...we told Sharon we'd
handle stuff while she was hosting RAW..."

"Yeah..." Bret nods his head as he starts to get up and he glances at Maria's
hips, "I do think we totally have things in hand, just got to figure out what
will be the order of the routine tomorrow..."

Maria nods her head as she walks away from the couch and goes over to the
conference table set up and picks up her notebook. "Ok...." Maria says before
glancing down at her notebook. "We have about eight...possibly nine

Bret follows Maria and stands next to her to look down at her notebook, "How
about we go with ten, you know a nice big round number?" Bret suggests.

Maria glances up at Bret Michaels and laughs "Ok...that works for me!" Maria
says before she glances back down at the notebook. "So...I think we should
start with this one..." Maria says pointing to the third line of the list.

Bret glances at the list and smiles, "Ah yeah, The Bad Seats At The
Arena'..." Bret says as he starts to walk in place while swinging his arms
slightly before he switches to clapping his hands lightly at a steady pace.

Maria cutely scrunches her nose up and laughs "That is so funny!"

"Hey... just picture a lot of people doing it..." Bret says with a smile,
"It'll get everyone on the same page and into the spirit of things," Bret
adds. Maria bites down on her bottom lip as she glances back down at the
notebook and noticeably appears a bit confused. "Something wrong?" Bret asks
as he stops his movements when he sees the look on Maria's face.

"Well....not really..." Maria says as she glances up from the notebook to
once again look at Bret Michaels. "I just don't understand this one...I know
you've explained it...but I just don't get it..."

"Oh... the Backstage Pass..." Bret smiles, "Have you ever tried to get
backstage at a concert?" Bret asks as he sets Maria's notebook down.

Maria scrunches her nose up cutely and shakes her red haired head.
" can't really say that I have.."

"Ok well... at most rock concerts, like mine or Def Leppard's, or Motley
Crue's.... there's girls always trying to get backstage... and to get pass
security they have to do a little something... here I'll show you..." Bret
smiles innocently as he moves to stand behind Maria. He places his hands on
her hips, "Bend forward and place your hands on your knees..."

Maria glances over her shoulder with a raised eyebrow and laughs "Are you
serious?" Maria asks with an adorable smile.

"Absolutely..." Bret says with a smile, "You can verify this with Sharon, she
knows all about it..."

Maria smiles a bit "Ok...." Maria says before she places her hands onto her
knees and leans forward slightly with Bret Michaels standing behind her with
his hands on her hips. "Like this?"

"Yup... now just start moving your hips back and forth..." Bret says as
begins to gently push and pull on Maria's hips. Maria bites down on her
bottom lip as she pushes back with her hips, pressing against Bret's crotch
before moving her hips forward.

"See you got it..." Bret says as he casually thrusts his crotch against
Maria's ass. Maria glances over her shoulder as she sweetly looks back at
Bret Michaels as she gently grinds back against his crotch, rocking on her

Bret smiles at Maria, "So... did you have any questions about other

Maria licks her lips as she continue to look back at Bret Michaels as she
continues to grind her hips back against his waist and crotch. "Well
yeah...but I don't think we can do them..."

"Which ones?" Bret asks as he grinds his crotch against Maria's ass. Maria
stands straight up and steps forward, causing Bret's hands to slip from her
waist. The adorable and incredibly hot WWE Diva turns around to face the rock
star from Poison. Maria cutely smiles as she silently places her hands onto
the waistline of his pants and proceeds to unbutton and unzip his pants. Bret
gets a wide smile on his face as Maria grabs the waistline of his pants and
the boxers he's wearing underneath them. Maria glances up at the rock star
before she pulls his pants and boxers down from his waist, revealing his
large, thick and hardening cock.

Maria sweetly smirks at Bret Michaels before she lowers herself down onto her
knees in front of him. "I've wanted to do this for a while..." Maria says as
she places her left hand around his shaft and begins to smoothly guide her
hand against his rapidly hardening shaft.

"Mmmmm oh yeah?" Bret moans as Maria pumps her left hand along the length of
his cock. Bret steps out of his pants and boxers while he takes off his shirt
revealing his well toned and tanned upper body to the gorgeous WWE Diva.

Maria nods her red haired head and licks her lips. "Ohhhh rocker is
hotter than Bret Michaels..." Maria replies as she moves her hand against his
shaft before she spits some of her saliva onto his cock, and uses her hand to
move the saliva against his shaft.

"Mmmm.... next time I go on tour with another band I should bring you a long
to tell them that..." Bret says with a light laugh as Maria spits some more
saliva on his cock.

Maria laughs and smiles up at Bret "Hey...I'm not kidding're hot
Bret!" Maria says before she lowers her red haired head and slaps her tongue
gently against the head of his cock, while moving her hand against his shaft.

"Mmmmm speaking of hot..." Bret moans as he sees the length of Maria's tongue
as she slaps it against the head of his cock. Maria closes her eyes as she
gently slides her famously long and wet tongue against the head of his shaft,
cutely making her tongue circle as she lowers her hand down his shaft and
gently rubs his ballsack with her hand.

"Mmmmm ahh..." Bret moans as he places a hand on Maria's red-haired head as
she circles her famous tongue around his large, stiff cock. Maria removes her
hand completely from his shaft as she moves her red haired head down, guiding
her long and wet tongue down his shaft, cutely teasing his cock as she drags
her tongue down his long shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmm damn..." Bret moans as Maria drags her tongue down the length of
his cock until she reaches his ballsack. Maria opens her eyes and cutely
looks up at Bret Michaels as she playfully slaps her wet tongue against his
ballsack, causing his ballsack to bounce lightly.

"Damn... my buddy Kip Winger would love ya..." Bret says with a grin, as he
looks down at Maria as she bats his balls back and forth with her long
talented tongue. Maria cutely laughs before she works her famously long
tongue back up Bret's shaft, leaving a faint trail of her saliva on his cock
until she reaches the head of his cock. Maria proceeds to opens her mouth and
smoothly lowers her head down on his cock.

"Ahhhh... mmm..." Bret moans as Maria begins to bob her fiery red-haired head
back and forth on his large cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Maria softly moans as she smoothly lifts and lowers
her head, sucking on the cock of Bret Michaels, while slapping her tongue
gently against the bottom side of his shaft.

"Ahhh... yeah... rock on..." Bret moans as Maria steadily bobs her head on
his rock hard cock while working her tongue against it as well.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Maria moans as she moves her head back and forth on
Bret's cock, taking him perfectly deeper into her talented mouth.

"Ohhhh fuck..." The lead singer of Poison and star of Rock of Love moans as
Maria easily deep throats his cock. Maria gently places her right hand onto
his waist as she holds his cock with her left hand, gently moving it against
his cock. Maria lightly turns her head, causing her pouty lips to grind on
his shaft.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmm damn you know C.C. wouldn't leave you alone after getting
head like this..." Bret groans as Maria drags her soft lips against his shaft
as she blows him. Maria taps her famously long tongue against the bottom side
of Bret's cock before she lifts her head up and smiles at Bret. Maria scoots
back on her knees and proceeds to lift her black top, exposing her nicely
perky and rounded, tanned tits. Bret licks his lips as he looks at Maria's
perky, round tits as she starts to push down her tight fitting pants from
her slender waist. Maria presses her pouty and luscious lips together before
she stands up from the floor of the conference room and lowers her pants down
from her gorgeous waist and down her smooth and tanned legs, stepping out of
her pants and kicking them to the side.

"Whew.... safe to say you could give a young Pam Anderson a run for her money
in the awesome body department..." Bret says as he gets a good look of
Maria's tanned body.

Maria raises an eyebrow and smirks a bit as she places her hands onto her
hips, showing off her gorgeous, smoothly shaved and moist pussy. "What was
she like to sleep with?" Maria asks with a cute laugh and blush as Bret
Michaels approaches her.

"Well I wouldn't know... cause we didn't exactly sleep when we were
together... and in bed, Pam wants nothin' but a good time..." Bret says with
a bit of sly grin as he places his hands on Maria's waist. With a slight bit
of effort, the glam metal rocker lifts Maria up onto the conference table.
Once Maria spreads her legs, Bret steps between them and guides his
impressive cock into her tight, wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Maria moans with her lips pressed together and tilts her red
haired head back as she feels Bret Michaels begin to thrust his cock into her
wet and tight pussy, causing her to rock slightly on the conference table.

"Ahhh.... mmmm.... fuck..." Bret grunts as he pumps his cock firmly into
Maria's pussy, "You got one tight squeeze box..." Bret moans as he fucks the
gorgeous WWE Diva.

Maria laughs as she gently hooks her gorgeous legs around his toned and
tanned waist. "Is that a bad thing?" Maria asks as she grinds back lightly
against his cock.

"Ahhh nope... a tight one means we're gonna rock and roll all nite..." Bret
replies as he steadily increases the pace of his thrusts as he fucks Maria's
pussy. Maria places her hands onto the conference table beside her as she
sits on it and gently rocks back and forth on the surface with Bret's cock
thrusting in and out of her pussy.

"Mmmm ahhh shit... mmmm..." Bret Michaels grunts as he deeply drives his cock
into Maria's pussy before he smirks, "Ahhh hey Maria... why don't
dirty to me?" Bret grins as he rams his dick into her.

Maria laughs a bit "Is that what you like Bret?" Maria asks with a moan as
she moves against his cock, feeling him deeply ramming inside of her.

"Mmmmm oh yeah..." Bret Michaels nods as he keeps pistoning his large cock in
and out of Maria's pussy while she rocks against him.

"Mmmmmm...that feels so fucking good Bret....ram that dick inside of me..."
Maria moans as she lifts her hands off of the conference table and wraps them
around his neck, pulling him in toward her as she pushes against his cock.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck..." Bret groans as he pushes himself on top of Maria
and the conference table with his cock slamming into her hot wet pussy.

Maria bites down on her bottom lip as she lays back on the conference table
with Bret Michaels on top of her, slamming his cock swiftly into her wet
pussy. "Ohhhhhh Bret...ohhhhhh" Maria moans.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Bret gets his arms underneath Maria and he turns over on the
conference table so that the smoking hot redhead is on top of him.

Maria lustfully looks down at Bret Michaels as she places her hands down onto
his toned and tanned chest as she sharply rocks back and forth on his cock.
"Ohhhh Bret....ohhhhhh!" Maria moans.

"Ahhhh ohhh fuck... mmmm ride it like the wind baby..." Bret moans as Maria
sharply rocks back and forth on his upward thrusting cock. Bret reaches
behind Maria and grabs her ass with both of his hands. Maria tilts her head
back and closes her eyes as she grinds her gorgeous body back and forth on
Bret's cock as she feels him start to thrust up into her pussy.

"Ahhh... good time to test out... the tour bus thrust..." Bret says as he
firmly thrusts his cock up into Maria's pussy while he digs his fingers into
her ass cheeks.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Maria moans and licks her lips as she rapidly bounces
up and down on Bret's cock, sharply lowering onto his cock as she feels him
squeezing her adorably shaped ass. Bret licks his lips as he continues to
squeeze Maria's adorable ass as she bounces up and down on his upward
thrusting dick.

"Ohhhhhhh Bret...ohhhhhh!" Maria moans as she starts to lightly sweat while
she roughly and wildly bounces on Bret's cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm yeah... mmmm fuck..." Bret Michaels groans as he starts to sweat
as he keeps pumping his cock into Maria's pussy before he smacks her ass with
his right hand, causing her to almost jump off of his dick.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm shit Bret!" Maria moans as she moves her hands gently
against his toned and tanned chest as she rocks back on his cock while she
rapidly bounces from her own movements and Bret thrusting up.

"Ahhhh awww..." Bret grunts as he moves his hands to Maria's slender hips and
he lifts her up off of his cock. Maria moves to the center of the conference
table as the lead singer of Poison gets to his knees. Maria bites down on her
bottom lip and cutely looks at Bret Michaels as she proceeds to position
herself onto her hands and knees in front of him, swaying her adorable ass
from side to side.

"Oh you want some more action?" Bret asks as he adjusts his bandana slightly
before he places his hands on Maria's hips as he teasingly grinds his cock
against Maria's ass.

Maria nods her head and cutely laughs "Oh I'm not done rocking yet!" Maria
replies as she licks her lips

Bret smirks, "I'm gonna rock your world..." Bret says as he spreads Maria's
ass cheeks apart to expose her asshole. The Rock of Love star then firmly
pushes his cock into Maria's tight ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh Bret!" Maria groans and closes her eyes as she rocks
smoothly forward on her knees. Bret Michaels grits his teeth as he pumps his
cock in and out of Maria's ass while he pulls her back towards himself.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah Bret!" Maria moans as she moves back and forth on the
surface of the conference table as the rock star pumps his cock eagerly into
her tight ass.

"Ahhhh ohhh yeah... mmmmm fuck..." Bret groans as Maria rocks back against
him to match his pace as he deeply pounds her ass with his cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah Bret...rock that ass out..." Maria moans as her
adorable ass smacks gently against his toned waist, while sweat drips down
her adorable face.

"Mmmmm awww fuck mmmm yeah... awww...." Bret Michaels licks his lips as he
pounds Maria's gorgeous ass with sweat dripping down his tanned and toned
rock star body.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh...ohhhh my....god..." Maria moans as she breathes heavily,
rocking back and forth on her knees as Bret Michaels thrusts his cock deeply
into her ass. Bret grins as he sees Maria wildly tossing her head backwards
as he rams his cock repeatedly into her asshole. Bret's large, thick cock
starts to throb as he continues to fuck Maria as the skin of her ass bangs
against his waist while she rocks against him.

Maria turns her head and glances back at Bret Michaels as she rocks back on
her knees, pushing smoothly against his cock. "Ohhhhh Bret...ohhhhh...."

"Ahhh fuck... mmmm ahhh..." Bret grunts as he pulls his pulsating cock out of
Maria's deeply fucked ass.

Maria presses her pouty lips together and cutely laughs "Are you ready to
blow, Bret?"

"Ahh yeah.." Bret smirks as he stands up on the conference table as Maria
turns around to face him. Bret wraps his right hand around his meaty cock and
starts to stroke it, "Open up and say... Ahhh..." Bret groans as he strokes
his shaft.

Maria laughs as she tilts her head back and opens her mouth, closing her eyes
as she eagerly awaits Bret's cum, as he smoothly strokes his cock. Maria
laughs as she tilts her head back and opens her mouth, closing her eyes as
she eagerly awaits Bret's cum, as he smoothly strokes his cock.

"Ahhhh awwww..." Bret groans as he starts to cum, shooting his load in the
direction of Maria's mouth, with some of his load landing in her mouth and
some landing on her cheeks.

"Mmmmmmm...." Maria moans and licks her lips as the warm cum from Bret's cock
sprays down onto her adorable face and into her sweet mouth.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." Bret moans as he strokes his cock until he's finished
unloading his warm cum. Maria opens her beautiful eyes and glances up at Bret
Michaels as she licks her pouty lips clean. Bret licks his lips as he looks
down at Maria, "So... do you think we should get back to work?" Bret asks
with a smile.

Maria laughs and then nods red haired head. "Yeah we probably should..."

* * *

A little after 1:00 AM, Bret Michaels and Maria are fully dressed as they go
over the order of the Rock Solid workout routine as their teammate Sharon
Osbourne walks into the conference room after returning from Monday Night
RAW, "Hey look what the cat dragged in..." Bret says with a smile as he
notices Sharon, "She goes off and hangs out with all your friends and leaves
us here doing all the work..." Bret adds as he looks at Maria while he
playfully teases Sharon.

Sharon Osbourne raises an eyebrow and places her hands onto her hips. "Oh
fuck you Bret..." Sharon says in an affectionate manner and with a smile.
Sharon Osbourne proceeds to walk over to the conference table to join her
teammates, Bret Michaels and Maria. "And for you information I was doing my
job as well and getting donations..." Sharon replies with a nod of her head.

"Oh that's great! How much did you get?" Maria asks with a smile.

Sharon smiles and places her hands onto the back of one of the conference
chairs. "Well...the WWE was very kind enough to give me $10,000...." Sharon
begins to reply.

"Whew that's one nice chunk of change..." Bret says as he leans back on his

Sharon Osbourne snaps her fingers and points at Bret Michaels. "Don't fucking
interrupt me...I wasn't done yet..." Sharon playfully snaps at Bret Michaels
before giving him a smile.

"Oh excuse me..." Bret smirks slightly before he laughs a bit.

"So what else happened?" Maria asks.

Sharon smiles a bit "Well then I got the chance to chat with the owner of the
wrestling deal...ummm Vince McMahon...and he agreed to donate another

"Sweet... twenty grand in one night.... pretty awesome," Bret Michaels says
with a grin.

"Oh yeah, Vince is totally generous..." Maria says with a smile.

"Oh...but that isn't all..." Sharon says with a smile and a nod of her head.
"I got another donation too..."

"Oh? From who?" Maria asks.

"John Cena..." Sharon replies and glances over at Bret Michaels "He's their
top Champion...anyway...he gave me another $10,000 as well! And let tell you
something he is a fucking hunk! Man if I had him, I would be riding him like
a bloody horse..."

"John is something else in the bedroom..." Maria says with a slight grin.

Bret looks at Maria and smirks, "You know I had to figure a hot rocking chick
like you had to get wild with one of them big guys..." Bret says as he teases

"Oh shut up!" Maria laughs, "You were drooling when you saw the other Divas!"

Sharon shakes her head slightly. "Anyway...I had a fucking blast doing this
Guest Host should do it Bret..."

"It sure looked like a lot of fun, if I ever get an invite I'll jump all over
it..." Bret replies.

Sharon claps her hands together and steps closer toward Maria and Bret
Michaels. "Alright...lets see what you guys came up with..." Sharon says
before she gets close enough to smell the all too familiar after-sex scent
coming from Maria and Bret. "Hey! Wait just a bloody fucking minute...."

"Something wrong Sharon?" Maria asks.

Sharon Osbourne narrows her eyes slightly as she looks at Bret Michaels and
Maria before she shakes her left index finger at them. "You too fucked while
I was gone...didn't you..."

Bret Michaels tries not to grin but is unsuccessful, "How can you tell?"

Sharon throws her hands up dramatically. "Oh bloody hell! Well where the fuck
was my invitation!"

"Um it's in the mail?" Maria replies as she starts to laugh

Sharon Osbourne glances at Maria and tries to look seriously pissed off, but
can't help from laughing. "You know they fucking have e-mail now..."

"Yeah but e-mail is as personal as a letter..." Maria replies with a laugh.

Sharon laughs and places her hand on Maria's back "Oh it's ok dear...besides
with all the girls he's been with...I wouldn't want a fucking piece of

"Hey! What are you implying/" Bret asks as he looks at Sharon.

Sharon laughs "Bret...we both know that nobody has more notches on their
fucking belt than you..."

"Oh well... yeah..." Bret says with a smirk.

Maria grins, "Well I don't know... I know a few guys in the WWE who have a a
lot of notches on their belts..."


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