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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Rockin' Birthday Bash
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

On the afternoon of May 2, 2011 at Miami, Florida's American Airlines Arena,
The Rock, wearing a sleeveless black shirt and pants, is approaching the
large catering room where his birthday celebration will be held. "Finally,
the candy ass jabroni Osama Bin Laden has been put down and out by the United
States Armed Forces... The Rock can't ask for a better birthday present..."
The Rock says with a smirk as he enters the catering room where the first
thing he sees is the backside of Maryse as she's bending over as she picks up
her blackberry that she dropped. "However The Rock does love all types of
presents..." The Rock says as he checks out Maryse as she stands up.

The stunning and sultry Maryse, dressed in a gorgeous black one-piece outfit
consisting of a skirt and top that fits perfectly around her slender, curved
body, presses her lips together and glances down at the screen of her
blackberry. Maryse looks at the screen with disgust "Que diable!? Il mieux
encore m'acheter cette bourse!" Maryse yells into the blackberry as she
starts to type her response. "I don't care if he has to check a million
different stores, I want that purse!" Maryse talks loudly to herself.

The Rock raises an eyebrow and smirks as he overhears Maryse talking to
herself.

Maryse lowers her blackberry and shakes her head with frustration before she
rolls her eyes. "And that idiot is probably going to get the wrong color
too!"

"The Rock says if you want something done... do it yourself..." The Rock says
as he startles the French-Canadian Diva.

Maryse jumps forward slightly before she turns her head to glance back at The
Rock. "Don't do that!" Maryse yells at The Rock before she turns around to
face him. " Qui diable ˆtes-vous!?"

The Rock raises an eyebrow, "Who in the blue hell are you to try and tell The
Rock what to do?" The Rock says

Maryse presses her lips together and arrogantly smirks at The Rock. Maryse
laughs lightly. "Don't be silly...you know who I am..." Maryse says and
arrogantly tosses her blond hair back. "In fact...everyone knows who I am...I
am Maryse...the Sexiest of the Sexy...the greatest Diva of all time!"

The Rock looks up and down at Maryse as if sizing her up, "Is that supposed
to impress The Rock? Because The Rock has seen every single type of Diva walk
through the doors of the WWE..."

Maryse raises an eyebrow and looks at The Rock before placing her hands onto
her curved hips. " Quelle que soit vous ne savez pas quoi que ce soit..."
Maryse rolls her eyes. "That may be true...but nobody like Maryse..."

"And what makes you think you're so damn special?" The Rock asks.

Maryse looks at The Rock and makes an unpleasant face. "Haven't you been
listening!? I already told you! Don't you like...speak English!?" Maryse
yells and shakes her head. "Qu'est-ce qu'un putain de connard " Maryse sighs
and then looks directly at The Rock. "It's because...I am Maryse...DUH!"

The Rock raises an eyebrow before loudly saying, "IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT
YOU THINK!" The Rock watches as Maryse steps back in shock. "The Rock says
you think you're hot, you're think you're sexy, you think you got the moves
to make all the boys go wild... But The Rock says you ain't nothing by
peroxide blonde with a bad accent and a cheap dress who couldn't handle going
ONE... on... ONE... with the GREAT ONE!" The Rock says.

Maryse opens her mouth in a shock and looks at The Rock with widen eyes.
"Excusez-moi!?" Maryse laughs and shakes her head. "No...you didn't say
that...because Maryse...well I can go, as you say...one on one with anybody!"

The Rock raises his right hand with his palm facing up before motioning for
Maryse to come on, "Then The Rock says... just... bring it Marie... Maria...
or whatever the hell your name is..."

Maryse narrows her eyes and presses her lips together. "The name is..."

"IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" The Rock snaps loudly as he again
shocks Maryse.

Maryse presses her lips firmly together and her eyes widen in disbelief after
being spoken to like that. Maryse raises her hands up and takes a moment to
compose herself by fixing her blond hair. "Alright...you want some, Rock...
you got it!"

* * *

A short time later in an office within the American Airlines Arena, The Rock
is leaning against a desk as Maryse is on her knees slowly stroking his huge
Brahma Bull-like cock with a look of surprise at how big The Rock's dick is.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and slyly looks up at The Rock as she moves her
hands talentedly against his rock hard and meaty cock. "I am impressed...for
such a big mouth, you got a big dick..." Maryse says before she lowers her
blond haired head and starts to slyly work her wet tongue around the thick
head of his cock.

The Rock smirks, "Ahhh no matter how big the mouth... every WWE Diva acts the
same..." The Rock says as he watches Maryse slide her tongue over the swollen
head of his dick as she strokes it with her hands.

Maryse spits some of her saliva down on the head of his cock and starts to
lustfully slide her wet tongue around the head of his cock, working her hands
back and forth against his shaft.

The Rock places his hands on his muscular waist as Maryse works her tongue
all over the head of his cock as she skillfully strokes his dick.

Maryse slides her wet tongue across the head of his cock before she parts her
moist and sultry lips, lowering her head and taking him into her sinfully hot
and skilled mouth. "Mmmmmmmm..." Maryse seductively moans as she wraps her
lips around his impressive cock and starts to bob her head.

"Ahhhh...." The Rock groans as Maryse bobs her head eagerly on his massive
tool.

Maryse removes her hands from The Rock's thick shaft and places her hands
onto his muscular thighs as she bobs her head back and forth, sliding her wet
tongue against the bottom side of his cock while sucking him.

The Rock licks his lips as Maryse moves her tongue against the bottom side of
his cock as she takes over half of his cock into her mouth each time she
moves her head forward on it.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Maryse moans and starts to bob her
head at a quicker pace, while she focuses on her lips brushing back and forth
on his thick and long shaft.

"Ahhhh..." The Rock moans as Maryse briskly bobs her head on his long hard
and fat tool.

Maryse presses her lips tighter around The Rock's shaft and turns her blond
haired head to grind her lips on his shaft before forcing her head to take
him deeper into her mouth.

The Rock smirks as Maryse takes his cock deeper but the former Divas Champion
falls noticeably short of deep throating his entire dick.

Maryse opens her beautiful and seductively wicked eyes to look up at The Rock
before she starts to slowly lifts her head from his cock.

The Rock waits until his cock is completely out of Maryse's mouth before he
bends down to pick up the smoking hot hostess of WWE NXT. The Rock sits
Maryse on the desk, steps between her legs as soon as she spreads them and
proceeds to force his huge cock into Maryse's pussy before she can prepare
herself for it.

"Mmmmmmmm! Hey! Tu baises regarder!" Maryse moans and then yells at The Rock
as she feels his cock immediately stretching her wet and warm pussy.

The Rock raises an eyebrow, "What the hell did you just say?" The Rock asks
before he starts to firmly pump his cock in and out of Maryse's pussy which
force Maryse to lean back sharply on the desk.

Maryse grits her teeth and seductively glares at The Rock as she wraps her
gorgeously smooth, tanned legs around his muscular waist as he deeply pumps
into her pussy.

The Rock smirks as he holds on to Maryse's slender hips as he plows his huge
cock harder and faster into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh!" Maryse moans as she lays back completely on the
desk while The Rock deeply pumps his cock into her snatch, causing to her
slide on the desk's surface.

"Ahhhh..." The Rock grunts as he rams his cock balls deep into Maryse's twat
which causes Maryse to arch her back in addition to sliding on top of the
desk.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm vous aimez Maryse, ne vous?" Maryse moans as she grinds
against his cock.

"Mmmmmmm awww..." The Rock groans as he continues to hammer Maryse's snatch
with his huge tool.

"Ohhhhhhh! Oui! Oui!" Maryse moans as she presses her legs tighter around The
Rock's waist as she grinds back against his cock.

The Rock smirks as Maryse seems to lose her attitude as he slams his cock
relentlessly into her twat.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm" Maryse lustfully groans as she arches her back slightly
and continues to slide on the surface of the desk with The Rock firmly
thrusting into her wet and tight pussy.

"Mmmmm..." The Rock groans as he slams his cock deeply into Maryse's cunt
before he pulls out. The former WWE Champion turns Maryse over and pulls her
back so that she's standing and bent over the desk so that The Rock can ram
his cock back into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Vous aimez le donner par derriŠre?" Maryse asks with a smirk as
she glances over her shoulder as she starts to rock back and forth on her
feet as she is bent over the desk, with The Rock deeply and steadily
thrusting into her.

"Ahhhh..." The Rock grabs hold of Maryse's waist and pulls her back suddenly,
causing her ass to crash against his waist as he pumps his cock in and out of
her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Oui! Oui! Mmmmmm!" Maryse moans loudly and seductively
tosses her hair back as she pushes back against The Rock's Brahma Bull cock.

"Mmmmmmm ahhhh..." The Rock moans as he fucks the French-Canadian's Diva's
wet and hot pussy with his massive tool.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm! Oui.... Ne vous arrˆtez pas... ‡a sent le putain de
bon!" Maryse moans and licks her lips as she leans forward more over the
desk, with The Rock pounding into her.

The Rock grits his teeth as he hammers Maryse's cunt from behind as she uses
the firm surface of the desk to push back against him.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Maryse moans and closes her eyes as she sharply rocks
forward against the desk as The Rock hammers his cock deeper into her pussy.

The Rock takes his hands off of Maryse's waist as he keeps thrusting his cock
in and out of her snatch as his cock starts to throb.

Maryse grits her teeth tightly and groans as her pussy tightens around The
Rock's cock as she grinds back against his rapidly thrusting cock.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." The Rock groans as his cock pulsates heavily as he
continues to intensely pound Maryse's tightening twat.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm! Vous fucker..." Maryse moans as she starts to cum.

The Rock smirks as Maryse's pussy juices flow over his pistoning and
throbbing cock.

Maryse licks her lips and tosses her gorgeous blond hair back before she
lifts herself off of the surface of the desk and smirks back slyly at The
Rock.

"Ahhh..." The Rock groans as he pulls his cock out of Maryse's soaking wet
pussy and strokes his cock briefly until he starts to cum on Maryse's
gorgeous ass.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks back at The Rock. " Maintenant ... je
pourrais utiliser une nouvelle tenue ... donc vous pouvez soit l'acheter ou
juste me donner l'argent pour elle..."

The Rock grins at Maryse for a moment before he gets a serious look on his
face, "Marie... The Rock says you ain't got any reason to act like your the
hottest thing ever... but The Rock tried you out... and The Rock thinks
you're just the trashiest of the trashy..."

Maryse stands up straight and turns around to face The Rock with a shocked
look on her face. "Alright! First...it's Maryse!" Maryse snaps and shakes her
head. "And trashy!?" Maryse shakes her head and laughs with disbelief. "Je ne
suis pas trash, vous voulez voir trash!? Voir Melina! Elle est trash! Vous
dumbass putain ne sais rien ... je suis la plus sexy du sexy ... et vous ˆtes
le perdant des perdants!"

The Rock takes a moment and mimics Maryse's language by speaking gibberish
before saying, "The Rock says go find some roody poo rich boy to buy you some
new hair extensions... if you smell what The Rock... is cooking..."

Maryse narrows her eyes and glares at The Rock. " Vous pensez que vous ˆtes
tout ‡a!? Eh bien Maryse trouverons quelqu'un d'autre avec plus d'argent que
vous!!"

"Hit the bricks jabroni..." The Rock says as he points to the door

* * *

After dropping an epic People's Elbow on the Boston Celtic jersey covered
chest of Michael Cole and watching Rap Artist Pitbull and the Miami Heat
Cheerleaders get RAW in a party mood, The Rock is returning to the backstage
area. As The Rock heads back to the catering area where his party is being
held, The Rock goes around a corner and is grabbed by Lilian Garcia and
pulled into a sudden, passionate and lustful kiss. "MMMM!" The Rock moans
before he breaks the kiss with the former WWE Ring Announcer, "Damn Lilian...
The Rock does need to breath!" The Rock says with a smirk.

Lilian Garcia pauses for a moment and bashfully lowers her head as she
blushes. "Oh...I'm so sorry, Rock...I just...I just couldn't resist..."
Lilian replies with an embarrassed smile.

"Oh yeah... The Rock knows you can't resist your cravings..." The Rock says.

Lilian gently places her left hand against her chest and slightly shakes his
head. "It's just been so long..." Lilian says.

The Rock smirks, "Just how bad... do you want it?"

Lilian Garcia licks her lips and looks up into The Rock's eyes. "I want it
really bad, Rock...I'm dreamt about it over and over again..."

"No... no... no...." The Rock shakes his head, "The Rock says... if you want
a piece of struddle... you have to show The Rock just how bad you want..
IT..."

Lilian starts to breath heavily. "Rock...I can't...I'm married now.." Lilian
says, licking her lips lightly, as she keeps her eyes locked with the man she
has lusted over for several years.

The Rock raises an eyebrow, "Married? The Rock giving out samples of his
simply electrifying, always satisfying struddle has nothing to do with you
being married.... Just what are you thinking The Rock was talking about?"

Lilian bites down on her bottom lip and nervously laughs. "Oh...well...I was
thinking you wanted to go somewhere private..." Lilian says as her breathing
increases. "You know...like just me and you..." Lilian's breathing becomes
heavier. "Maybe some place dark..." Lilian says with her breathing continuing
to become even heavier. "Maybe a little warm..."

The Rock smirks, "Hmmm... The Rock isn't quite following what you're
saying..." The Rock says teasingly as he watches as the former Ring Announcer
is barely keeping her self control.

Lilian takes a deep breath and lustfully looks at The Rock with her beautiful
eyes. "Oh screw it! I'm not passing a chance up like this!"

"What chance is that?" The Rock asks with a smirk just before Lilian boldly
grabs his crotch with her right hand.

Lilian smirks and raises an eyebrow as she looks up at The Rock with her hand
firmly pressed against his crotch. "A taste of that struddle..."

* * *

A short time later in the American Airlines Arena's boiler room, Lilian is
sitting on a crate as The Rock laps his tongue against her hot wet twat.
Lilian is lustfully and aggressively squeezing her tits as The Rock munches
on her snatch.

Lilian tilts her head back and licks her lips as she moves her hands against
her tanned, perky tits with The Rock skillfully working his impressive tongue
against her extremely wet and warm pussy. "Ohhhh my god Rock...mmmm...this is
just like I've dreamt..."

"Mmmmm..." The Rock moans as he flicks his tongue up and down then from side
to side against Lilian's cunt.

Lilian closes her eyes as she arches her body slightly toward The Rock's
tongue as she feels him thrusting his tongue swiftly in and out of her
snatch. "Ohhhhh Rock...ohhhhh yeah..."

The Rock glances up at Lilian just as he pushes his tongue deep into her
moist cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm Rock...ohhhhh..." Lilian moans as she lustfully squirms as
she sits on the crate, feeling his tongue thrusting deeper into her pussy.
"Ohhhhhh... mmmm..." Lilian moans, breathing heavily as she gropes her perky,
tanned tits.

The Rock slows down his tongue's movements, teasingly sliding it in and out
of Lilian's pussy causing the gorgeous former Diva to squirm, rock and even
bounce on the crate to try and get her pussy to move quickly against his
tongue.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm...ohhhhhh Rock!" Lilian moans and throws her head back,
pushing once again against his tongue.

The Rock slowly pulls his head back until just the tip of this tongue is
moving against Lilian's pussy lips and the star of such films as The Tooth
Fairy knows he's driving Lilian out of her mind with how he's teasing her.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm..." Lilian moans and whimpers as she turns slightly on
the crate, feeling his teasingly work of his tongue.

The Rock lifts his head up away from Lilian's twat and smirks, "The Rock
doesn't think you want it bad enough..." The Rock says and as he's standing
up, Lilian surprises him by almost leaping off the crate on top of him,
causing The Rock to fall back and lay down on the floor.

"Oh I want it bad, I want it real bad Rock!" Lilian moans, still breathing
heavily, as she places her hands down onto his muscular chest and lowers
herself down eagerly on his cock, taking him all into her pussy at once as
she drops down.

"Mmmmm fuck..." The Rock groans as Lilian starts to rapidly bounces up and
down on his massive cock

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmm yeah Rock! Mmmmm yeah I'm going to ride you so hard!" Lilian
moans and licks her lips as she closes her eyes and bucks her hips
immediately as she rocks back and forth on The Rock's cock.

"Mmmmm..." The Rock smirks as he begins to lightly thrust up into Lilian's
pussy, with the lust-filled former Diva practically fucking herself on his
cock without him really needing to thrust into her.

"Ohhhhhhh...Ahhhhhh..ohhhhh!" Lilian moans and bites down on her bottom lip
as she continues to rock and bounce swiftly on his cock.

The Rock places his hands on Lilian's hips and licks his lips as he watches
Lilian throw her head back every time she drops down and rocks forward
sharply on his huge dick.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm! Ohhhhh yeah Rock! Ohhhhh!" Lilian moans loudly as she
grinds forward on his shaft while she continues to bounce up and down.

The Rock smirks as he suddenly starts to firmly and swiftly thrust his cock
up into Lilian's twat, causing Lilian to stop moving suddenly as she feels
The People's Champion cock being powerfully rammed up inside of her cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm!" Lilian moans and slides her hands across The Rock's
muscular chest as she starts to rapidly and wildly bounce on his cock as he
deeply and firmly thrusts upward into her very wet pussy.

"Ahhhh..." The Rock groans as he plows his cock up into Lilian's cunt as
Lilian bounces so fast on his dick that at times she lifts herself cleanly
off of his dick before dropping back down sharply.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm! Fuck!" Lilian yells loudly.

The Rock suddenly turns over, laying Lilian on the floor as he gets on top of
her to pound her pussy with his big thick cock. The Rock's thrusts are so
hard and fast that Lilian can't even wrap her legs around his waist.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh Rock!" Lilian moans loudly and arches her
body against the floor as The Rock deeply pounds her.

"Ahhhhhh..." The Rock grunts as he slams his cock deeply into Lilian's pussy
as she holds her legs straight up in the air as The People's Champion pounds
her cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Lilian moans as sweat drips from her body as
she slides back and forth against the floor.

The Rock keeps up his intense of swiftly and firmly pumping his cock in and
out of Lilian's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm fuck!" Lilian moans loudly as her pussy starts to
tighten around The Rock's shaft.

"Mmmmmm..." The Rock moans before he suddenly jerks his cock out of Lilian's
tightening pussy, causing Lilian to give him a look that could kill.

"Mmmmmmmmm I was so close Rock...so damn close..." Lilian moans and licks her
lips.

The Rock just smirks down at her as he brushes the swollen head of his cock
against Lilian's cunt. After a few moments, The Rock drives his entire cock
back into Lilian's twat as if he was dropping the People's Elbow on a rival.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh!" Lilian moans as her back sharply arches as her pussy tighten
further around his cock.

The Rock swiftly pumps his cock in and out of Lilian Garcia's twat, giving
her no chance to catch up to his pace.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm Rock...ohhhh!" Lilian moans and closes her eyes as she
suddenly starts to cum.

"Ahhhh..." The Rock groans as his cock starts to throb as Lilian cums on his
pistoning shaft.

Lilian presses her lips together and looks up lustfully at The Rock as she
pushes back lightly on his cock.

"Ahhhhh... awww..." The Rock groans as he continues to fuck Lilian's pussy as
his cock throbs more noticeably.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh Rock...ohhhhhh..." Lilian moans as sweat heavily drips off
of her gorgeous body, pushing against each of his thrusts.

"Ahhhh..." The Rock grunts before he pulls his cock out of Lilian's pussy
again. The Rock begins to stroke his cock as Lilian lays on the floor and
watches him intently.

Lilian hungrily licks her lips and narrows her eyes as she watches The Rock
stroking his impressively meaty and pulsating cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." The Rock moans as he starts to cum, spraying his thick load
all over Lilian's flat, toned and sweat covered stomach.

Lilian watches the warm and thick cum spray on her stomach, which starts to
immediately drip toward her waist. "Ohhh Rock..."

"Ahhhh...." The Rock groans as he continues to stroke his cock until he's
finished cumming.

Lilian lifts her head and looks up at The Rock before licking her lips.
"Mmmmm...so much better than dreaming..."

"The Rock smells what you're cooking..." The Rock replies with a smirk

Lilian smiles and nods her head. "Happy Birthday, Rock"

* * *

After being sung happy birthday by R&B icon Mya, The Rock is heading back to
the party in the catering area as Kelly Kelly approaches him. The Rock raises
an eyebrow and smirks, "The Rock remembers you..."

Kelly Kelly innocently smiles and places her hands onto her hips. "You do?"
Kelly asks and presses her lips together.

"Oh yeah.... you set The Rock up to be.... approached by Mae Young... The
Rock isn't gonna forget that..." The Rock says.

Kelly shakes her adorable blond haired head and looks directly at The Rock.
"No...I didn't set anything up..." Kelly pauses and takes a step closer to
The Rock. "In fact...I was thinking since it's your birthday and all...I
could give you what you missed out on at WrestleMania."

The Rock raises an eyebrow and smirks, "Oh really? You want to make it up...
to The Rock?"

Kelly smiles and nods her head. "Oh yeah..." Kelly says as she raises her
hands forward and places her hands onto his strong arms. "A very special
birthday party just for you..."

The Rock smirks, "Alright... The Rock will give you another chance..."

Kelly presses her pouty lips together and blushes "Alright...great! Now, I'll
meet you back at where your party is...and you better make sure you're ready,
because you won't want to miss a minute of my latest Expose that I designed
special for you..."

* * *

A short time later back in the catering area where The Rock's birthday party
was being held, The Rock walks into the room and raises an eyebrow when he
just sees his opponent for WrestleMania 28, WWE Champion John Cena. Cena is
wearing jean shorts, a red t-shirt and hat. "What in the blue hell are you
doing here?" The Rock asks.

John Cena shrugs, "I was told to be here..."

"Well The Rock says get your fruity pebble ass out of here..." The Rock
snaps.

"Want to try and make me?" Cena responds confidently.

As The Rock and John Cena come face to face within the catering room, Kelly
Kelly steps into the doorway of the catering room, dressed in a short plad-
schoolgirl skirt and a tight fitting white buttoned top, wearing her blond
haired adorably in pigtails. "Ummm...what's going on?" Kelly asks.

John Cena turns his head to talk to Kelly but stops when he sees how she is
dressed, "Damn..."

The Rock also turns his head to look at Kelly Kelly and raises an eyebrow.

Kelly Kelly innocently raises an eyebrow to look at both The Rock and John
Cena. "Is there a problem, boys?" Kelly asks as she steps into the catering
room.

"Oh there's a problem... what's the fruit loop doing here..." The Rock says
as he refers to Cena.

"You're gonna run that catch phrase into the ground faster than all your
others..." Cena says sarcastically.

Kelly firmly presses her pouty lips together and looks steadily at The Rock
and John Cena. "I invited him here and from this point forward, you two will
have to get along."

"Why's that?" John Cena asks as he looks at Kelly

Kelly turns her head to look at John Cena. "Because this is The Rock's
birthday...and Kelly's Expose is about to get underway..." Kelly says with an
adorable smile.

"Whoa... whoa... whoa... The Rock doesn't need to have this fruity pebble
around on his birthday..." The Rock says as Kelly walks past both him and
Cena to the center of the room.

Kelly Kelly places her hips and stands in the center of the catering room,
looking impatiently at The Rock and John Cena. "I'm starting...you boys can
either sit down and get comfortable or leave..."

"Well since I never miss an expose..." John grins as he moves towards a chair
and sits down. The Rock raises an eyebrow but then moves to sit on a chair.

Kelly smiles and nods her head. "Good...now that is over, let Kelly's Expose
begin!" Kelly says before she glances out toward the entrance of the catering
room. "Hit it!" Kelly calls out before she turns around with her back facing
The Rock and John Cena.

Kelly Kelly places her hands onto her hips and begins to sway her skirt
covered ass as the song "Buttons" by The Pussycat Dolls begins to play in the
catering room.

*I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe...But you keep frontin'...
Sayin' what you gon' do to me...But I ain't seen nuttin'*

The Rock glances at the entrance of the catering area before turning his full
attention to Kelly as she seductively moves to the music. John Cena smirks as
he watches Kelly.

Kelly Kelly licks her pouty and adorable lips as she turns around to face
John Cena and The Rock as she continues to sway her hips from side to side as
she raises her hands to start unbuttoning her white top

*Typical and hardly...The type I fall for...I like it when the physical...
Don't leave me askin' for more*

"Always a good show Kelly..." Cena says as he watches Kelly unbutton her
white top.

"The Rock has no complaints at all..." The Rock adds.

Kelly slides her hands against her tight fitting white shirt as she finishes
unbuttoning her top to expose her white laced bra underneath before she
easily starts to slide the shirt from her upper petite body.

*I'm a sexy mama...Who knows just how to get what I wanna...What I wanna do
is bring this on ya...Back up all the things I told ya*

Cena takes off his hat and sets it on a table as Kelly lets her shirt fall
from her arms to the floor.

Kelly cutely bites down on her bottom lip as she looks directly at John Cena
and then at The Rock, making sure to make eye contact with both men. Kelly
slides her hands down to her hips and starts to slowly and teasingly push her
plaid-schoolgirl skirt down.

*You've been sayin'...All the right things all night long...But I can't seem
to get you over here...To help take this off*

The Rock tilts his head slightly as he watches Kelly slowly inch down her
plaid-schoolgirl skirt

Kelly Kelly innocently looks at The Rock as she lowers her skirt down her
gorgeously smooth and tanned legs, as her white panties are exposed.

"Damn..." The Rock says as Kelly Kelly grinds her hips as she steps out of
her skirt.

Kelly lightly kicks her skirt aside and licks her lips before she turns
around with her back facing The Rock and John Cena once again as she
continues to sway her body to the music. Kelly reaches over her shoulders to
start unclipping her white bra.

*Baby can't you see...How these clothes are fittin' on me...And the heat
comin' from this beat?...I'm about to blow, I don't think you know*

"Mmmmm..." Cena licks his lips as he looks at Kelly's panties covered ass
while she slowly removes her bra.

Kelly starts to slowly turn around to face John Cena and The Rock with her
hands onto her perky chest in order to hold the bra on. "Do you boys really
want this off of me?" Kelly innocently asks.

"What do you think?" The Rock asks with a smirk.

"Hell yeah..." John Cena answers.

Kelly Kelly cutely laughs and peels the bra away from her upper body to
expose her perky, smoothly rounded and tanned tits as she easily drops the
bra to the floor. Kelly takes a step closer to Cena and The Rock as she sways
her body perfectly.

*I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons babe...But you keep frontin'...
Sayin' what you gon' do to me...But I ain't seen nuttin'.*

"Always a good show..." Cena grins as Kelly slides her hands over her hips as
she teases pushing down her panties.

Kelly smiles at John Cena and then looks over at The Rock as the music starts
to gradually fade, while she lowers her white panties down from her waist to
expose her perfectly shaved and adorable pussy.

The Rock smirks, "So this is what you wanted to show me at WrestleMania....
The Rock approves..." The Rock says.

Kelly smiles cutely at The Rock and nods her head as she now stands
completely naked in front of both him and John Cena. "Yeah...did you like
it?"

"Damn right The Rock enjoyed it..." The Rock says.

"Kelly... you're so hot you make it easy to tolerate people who talk about
themselves in the third person..." Cena smirks.

Kelly Kelly blushes a bit "Well thank you, John..." Kelly says before she
shrugs her shoulders lightly and turns around, bending over slightly to start
gathering her clothing.

"Whoa.... whoa... whoa... You're not just going to leave The Rock hanging..."
The Rock says, "Because The Rock knows no woman just teases and leaves The
Rock without finishing the job..."

John Cena laughs a bit, "For once... he's got a point Kelly..."

Kelly glances back over her shoulder to look at The Rock and John Cena before
she stands up straight and turns around to completely face them. Kelly
scrunches her nose up cutely. "But...I already gave you my present..."

"I don't know Kelly... you never just do an expose and leave..." Cena smirks.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and innocently looks at John Cena.
"Ummm...yeah, but...'

"But?" Cena asks

"I wouldn't want you or The Rock to feel left out...because well I don't
really see you two having some fun with me together..." Kelly says with an
innocent smile.

"The Rock says he has no problem giving The People what they want...' The
Rock says.

"That's debatable..." Cena laughs, "But Kelly you know me... if I can bang
you with Orton... I can sure as hell have fun with you with The Rock
around..."

Kelly smiles innocently and looks at The Rock, then John Cena. "That would be
so much fun!"

* * *

A short time later, Kelly Kelly is laying on top of a table as The Rock laps
his tongue against her hot wet pussy while John Cena is kneeling next to
Kelly so that she can suck his huge dick.

Kelly, with her left hand on the base of John Cena's cock, wraps her pouty
lips around his cock while she steadily bobs her head back and forth to suck
on his cock, while moving slightly on the surface of the table with The Rock
lapping his tongue against her wet snatch.

"Mmmmm..." Cena moans as Kelly bobs her head smoothly on his cock. The Rock
places his hands on Kelly's legs and pushes them upward as he works his
tongue up and down on her twat.

Kelly raises her smooth and gorgeously tanned legs to drape them over The
Rock's strong shoulders as he continues to expertly work his tongue against
her snatch. Kelly lifts her beautiful eyes to look up at John Cena as she
adorably bobs her head back and forth with her pouty lips brushing against
his shaft.

"Mmmmmm..." The Rock moans as he pushes his tongue into Kelly's pussy and
begins to dart it in and out of her. John Cena licks his lips as Kelly takes
his cock further into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Kelly moans as she turns her head lightly on Cena's
cock before she lowers her head further down on his shaft, with her wet
saliva dripping down on his cock.

"Ahhhh..." John moans as Kelly sucks and slurps on his meaty cock. The Rock
bobs his head as he tongue-fucks Kelly's hot wet pussy.

Kelly taps her tongue playfully against the bottom side of John Cena's cock
as she bobs her head with skill. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Kelly moans, while she
also grinds her pussy back against The Rock's tongue.

"Mmmmm..." The Rock moans as he continues to work his tongue in and out of
Kelly's twat as she continues to suck Cena's dick.

Kelly Kelly starts to slowly lift her head off of John Cena's cock as she
slides her left hand up his saliva slicked cock as she pushes back against
The Rock's tongue as he darts his tongue in and out of her pussy.

The Rock lifts his head up from Kelly's pussy and smirks, "Good pie..." The
Rock smirks as Kelly sits up on the table and turns to where she can get on
all fours so that Cena can guide his cock into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...thanks Rock..." Kelly moans and lightly rocks forward on her knees
as John Cena works his cock into her pussy from behind.

"Ahhhh..." Cena groans as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Kelly's
cunt. The Rock climbs onto the table and kneels in front of Kelly so that she
can take his cock into her mouth.

Kelly closes her eyes as she wraps her pouty lips around The Rock's cock and
begins to immediately bob her head back and forth on his shaft, while rocking
her hands and knees to push against John Cena's cock.

"Mmmm..." The Rock moans as Kelly bobs her head swiftly up and down on his
dick. John Cena grabs Kelly's hips as he increases his pace as he fucks her
from behind.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Kelly moans loudly around The Rock's cock as
her head steadily bobs up and down, with her tongue playfully smacking
against his cock, with Cena's force and speed of his thrusts causing her to
rapidly move forward.

"Ahhhh.... ahhhh..." John grunts as he plows his huge cock deeply into
Kelly's twat as she rocks back and forth in front of him. The Rock places his
hands on Kelly's head as she steadily and quickly sucks his large tool.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Kelly moans as she turns her head from side to side on
The Rock's cock, taking him further into her mouth as she focuses perfectly
on sucking The Rock's cock, while skillfully pushing back against Cena's
thrusting cock at the same time.

"Mmmmmm..." The Rock groans as Kelly deep throats his cock resulting in her
nose pressing against his crotch as Cena pounds her pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhh!" Kelly deeply moans around The Rock's cock
as she rocks her head back and forth, deep throating him shaft with ease,
while also rocking back on her knees to push back eagerly on Cena's cock.

"Mmmmmm.. awww..." Cena moans as he rams his cock balls deep into Kelly's
cunt as The Rock starts to pull his dick out of her mouth.

Kelly licks her lips and turns her head to look back at John Cena with a
smile. "How does it feel, John?" Kelly asks as she moves her left hand up and
down The Rock's long and saliva slick shaft.

"Fucking great..." John moans as he keeps thrusting his cock into Kelly's
snatch while The Rock starts to lay on the table. Cena soon pulls out and he
gives Kelly's ass a firm smack before she moves to mount The Rock.

Kelly Kelly adorably smiles back at John Cena before she climbs onto The
Rock's cock and lowers herself down on his shaft. "Ohhhhhhhh..." Kelly moans
as she places her hands down onto The Rock's muscular waist as she starts to
bounce up and down on his cock.

"Ahhhhh..." The Rock groans as Kelly bounces up and down on his large thick
tool. John Cena moves closer behind Kelly and when she starts to lean
forward, Cena guides his cock into her tight asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhhh shit John..." Kelly moans and her petite, curved body tenses as
she feels John Cena's cock entering her tight asshole as she rocks forward on
The Rock's cock.

"Awwww..." John Cena licks his lips as he starts to pump his cock in and out
of Kelly's asshole while The Rock starts to thrust up into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm...shit...ohhhhhh..." Kelly moans and closes her eyes as
she rocks back and forth between The Rock and John Cena, feeling both of
their cocks thrusting into her.

"Mmmmmmm..." The Rock grunts as he drives his cock sharply up into Kelly's
twat. Cena grabs Kelly's hips as he increases the pace of his thrusts as he
drills her ass.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmm yeah...ohhhhhhh!" Kelly moans and tilts her head back as
she bounces on The Rock's cock as her thrusts up into her pussy, and then
rocks when Cena thrusts into her ass.

"Ahhhhhh awwww fuck..." John Cena moans as he slams his cock deeply into
Kelly's asshole as she bounces and rocks on The Rock's pistoning tool.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhh!" Kelly moans as she slides her hands
forward against The Rock's muscular chest as she increasingly rocks on his
cock, with John Cena firmly pumping into her adorable ass.

"Mmmmm damn..." The Rock groans as Kelly grinds herself swiftly on his cock
as Cena slows down his thrusts and pulls out of ass.

Kelly licks her lips as she smoothly and steadily lowers herself on The
Rock's cock. "Ohhhhhh...mmmmm..."

"Ahhhhh... ahhh..." The Rock moans as Kelly rocks back and forth on his cock
before Cena lifts her off. Cena lays on the table and Kelly turns around so
that she can face him as she mounts his huge cock.

Kelly licks her lips as she looks at Cena with her beautiful and adorable
eyes as she places her hands onto his muscular chest, easing herself down on
his rock hard cock.

"Mmmmm..." John smirks up at Kelly as she lightly rocks on his cock as The
Rock kneels behind her. Within a few moments, The Rock is penetrating Kelly's
ass with his cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh shit..." Kelly moans and lays forward on top of John Cena as she
rocks smoothly on his shaft, feeling The Rock starting to deeply thrust into
her adorable ass.

"Ahhhhh awww..." The Rock groans as he drives his cock deeply into Kelly's
asshole while John Cena pumps up into her pussy.

Kelly moves her hands to John Cena's shoulders as she sharply rocks forward
on his cock, feeling him also thrusting deep into her wet snatch. Kelly bites
down on her bottom lip and closes her eyes as The Rock continues to pump into
her ass.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." John moans as he thrusts up into Kelly's pussy. The Rock
grabs Kelly's hips as he firmly pounds her asshole with his large cock.

Kelly lowers her head slightly and her blond haired head starts to lightly
smack against Cena's face as she continues to rock forward on his cock with
The Rock deeply hammering into her adorable ass.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." The Rock groans as his hammers Kelly's round juicy ass
while Cena continues to drive his own shaft up into Kelly's twat.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh gosh!" Kelly moans and grits her teeth tightly as her
pussy tightens around Cena's cock as she begins to cum.

"Awwwww... mmmmm..." John groans as his cock starts to throb as Kelly's pussy
squeezes his shaft. The Rock grits his teeth when his cock starts to pulsate
as he pounds Kelly's ass.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm shit..." Kelly moans and lifts her head up slightly as
she sharply rocks forward on Cena's cock, with The Rock continuing to plow
into her adorable ass.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm..." The Rock groans as he starts to cum inside of Kelly's tight
asshole.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." John Cena grunts as his cock starts to erupt within Kelly's
pussy.

Kelly licks her lips and tilts her head back in lust as she feels the warm
cum of The Rock spraying into her ass and the warm load of John Cena shooting
up into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Cena groans as Kelly rocks on his cock as he and The Rock
flood her pussy and ass with their spunk.

"Mmmmmmm...that was so awesome..." Kelly moans with delight.

"Ahhhh mmmm....." The Rock pulls out of Kelly's pussy, "The Rock says that
was a real birthday present..." The Rock smirks, "Even if it did involve a
fruity pebble..."

Cena looks at The Rock as he remains under Kelly, "Watch it... this fruity
pebble will be beating your ass all over Miami at WrestleMania 28...."

"Just bring it...." The Rock answers.

* * *

Later on after taking a shower and changing clothes, The Rock steps out of
his dressing room. "Damn... what a night... what the hell...." The Rock says
before his right arm is pulled suddenly. The Rock raises an eyebrow as he
turns his head to see WWE Hall of Famer Mae Young. "Oh... hello Mae..."

Mae Young smiles and looks up at The Rock. "Oh! Happy Birthday baby!" Mae
Young says as she places her hands onto his strong arms. "Come on baby! No
one can interrupt us now...I came for that struddle and I'm gonna get it!"
Mae Young says as she surprisingly is able to pull The Rock toward her.

"Now Mae... that was just a one time thing...." The Rock says as he tries to
pull away from the WWE Hall of Famer.

"Oh come on baby! Lay it on!" Mae Young says as she firmly keeps her hold on
The Rock.

"Mae.... this isn't..." The Rock says just before Mae Young pulls him
downward and plants a firm kiss on his lips as The Rock tries to escape.

Mae Young breaks the lustfully kiss with The Rock and looks hungrily at The
People's Champion. "Come on baby, you wanna see my puppies now?" Mae Young
asks as she raises her hands to the shoulder straps of her wrestling singlet.

"No Mae... no The Rock does not want to see them..." The Rock says as he
starts to walk away from Mae as quickly as possible.

Mae Young turns around and starts to follow The Rock as he rushes towards the
doorway in order to leave. "Come on baby...just a little peek."

The Rock doesn't watch where he's going and bumps into WWE Legend Ron
Simmons. "The Rock says... move it.... Mae's loose..." The Rock says with a
clearly horrified look on his face.

Ron raises an eyebrow and looks behind The Rock to see Mae Young. Ron's eyes
go wide and loudly says, "DAMN!" before he also starts to move away as fast
as he can.

Mae Young continues to approach the doorway as Ron Simmons and The Rock
hurriedly flee. "Come on boys! Come see the puppies!"

-END-


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