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READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988).

Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen!

Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Rocking The Rockstar
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following Fozzy's performance at WWF New York during the October 29, 2000 episode of Sunday Night Heat, Fozzy's lead singer Mongoose McQueen, who looks suspiciously like WWF Superstar Chris Jericho, is returning to his private dressing room. "Yeah...that rocked..." Mongoose says. Wearing a sleeveless t-shirt and leather pants, Mongoose opens the door to his dressing room and smirks when he sees former WWF Women's Champion The Kat. wearing a black top and red pants, sitting on the couch. "Hey sweet
cheeks... who let you in here?"

"Okay Chris...I think you can drop the act now that the show is over..." The Kat says with a smile.

"Chris? You think I'm that idiot who copied my signature look... that moron Chris Jericho?!" Mongoose asks.

"Yeah cause you are..." The Kat begins to say.

"I'm much more handsome... that loser saw me in Japan and stole my look, just like all those cheap rip-off bands copied my bands music and claimed it as their own..." Mongoose says, "But I rather not talk about thieves and no talent hack... cause I know why you're here... you're here to get it on with a genuine rock god!"

The Kat raises an eyebrow and presses her lips together, "I am?"

"Of course you are...and I just love doing things for my hands that are hot as hell..." Mongoose McQueen says with a sly smirk as he checks out the former Women's Champion.

"And what makes you think I'd rate to do you and not the drummer?" The Kat asks with a smirk.

"Because you were here waiting for me..." The lead singer of Fozzy answers.

"I was waiting for Chris Jericho..." The Kat says with a matter of fact tone of voice before adding, "And everyone knows... rock musicians aren't as big as pro wrestlers where it counts most..."

"Whoa... hold it... hold it! I'm Mongoose McQueen, I'm huge!" The arrogant front man says.

"Please... you're a rock star, all guys like you stuff your pants with tube socks..." The Kat says as she stands up.

"I do NOT stuff my pants!" Mongoose snaps.

"Yeah... yeah sure... look hon, I only screw wrestlers... cause they are at least this big..." The former Women's Champion says as she holds up her hands to indicate her standards., "And I doubt you measured up... so I'll be going..."

"And miss out on this?" Mongoose McQueen asks as he proceeds to push down his leather pants from his gorgeously toned waist to expose his long and thick unhardened dick.

"Damn..." The Kat says as her eyes widen, "You're really taken this seriously..." The Kat licks her lips as she checks out the cock of the rock star who could easily be Chris Jericho.

"I'm a rock god, I can't have any hot groupies spreading rumors about me..." Mongoose says.

"Uh-huh... I can understand that..." The Kat says as she presses her lips together to surprises a laugh, "But since you're the first rocker I've seen with a decent dick... I'll let you rock my world... that is, if you can get it up... because I heard... that can be an issue for guys like you..."

Mongoose McQueen glares at the petite WWF Diva, "I don't have that problem! Who do I look like Ozzy Osborne?!"

"Nope... Chris Jericho..." The Kat grins as she proceeds to lift up her top to reveal her firm round tits.

"I do not look like him, he looks like me!" Mongoose says while jumping up and down to stomp both feet the way Jericho would when something wasn't going his way.

"Whatever you say..." The Kat smirks mischievously as she undoes her pants and starts to push them down from her hips, revealing her smoothly shaven pussy and cute round ass.

"It is what I say! Cause I'm the Sultan of Rock N Rock!" Fozzy says as he pulls off his shirt, revealing his very toned upper body while stepping out of his leather pants.

"Uh-huh... sure..." The Kat says as she steps towards Mongoose and gets down on her knees on the carpeted floor of the dressing room while placing both hands on the suspiciously Chris Jericho looking rocker. The former Women's Champion licks her lips as she begins to move both of her hands back and forth on Mongoose's dick, causing it to harden in her grasp.

"Awww... yeah about time..." Mongoose groans and tosses his long blond hair back while he places his hands on his gorgeous waist.

The Kat just shakes her head and tries not to laugh at the surreal situation and focuses on stroking the cock of Fozzy's lead singer before leaning her head forward to flick her tongue against the crown of his dick.

"Awww.. ohhhh..." Mongoose McQueen moans as The Kat pumps both of her small hands along the length of his cock while she moves her tongue over and around the bell-end of his dick.

"Mmmmm... mmmm..." The Kat moans as she drags her tongue up and down, keeping it moving over the piss-slit of Mongoose's dick while she positions her left hand at the base of dick and moves her right hand to his impressive ball sack.

"Ohhhh ahhh fuck..." The lead singer of Fozzy groans as the petite WWF Diva starts to massage his balls while opens her mouth and takes his cock between her lips.

"Mmmmm... ohhh..." The Kat groans as she presses her lips down on Mongoose's dick before she begins to bob her head.

"Ahhhh awww... shit..." Mongoose groans as The Kat glances up at him while she moves her head back and forth on his shaft, taking it fairly deep between her mouth while she places her right hand on waist.

"Mmmm... mmmm..." The Kat moans on the rocker's dick while slapping her tongue against the bottom side each time she moves her head forward.

"Ahhh awww.. ohhh..." Mongoose McQueen moans and places a hand on The Kat's head when she starts to rock her head at a slightly quicker pace.

"Mmmm ohhh mmm..." The WWF Diva groans lustfully as she sits higher on her knees and angles Mongoose's dick upward so that she can lift and lower her head on it a rapid pace.

"Ahhhh aww...fuck ahhh..." The dead-ringer for the WWF's Chris Jericho moans as The Kat sucks and slurps on his shaft.

"Mmmmm... mmmm... mmmm...." The Kat moans as she turns her head and grinds her lips on the rocker's shaft while continuing to bob her head.

"Ahhh aww... ahhh..." Mongoose McQueen moans and tilts his head back as The Kat's saliva drips down his dick.

"Mmmm... mmm... ohhh..." The Kat groans as she lowers her head down one more time on Mongoose's dick before she starts to slowly lift her head while dragging her tongue against he bottom side of it until the thick helmet passes between her lips.

"Yeah bet you've never sucked a dick that big..." Mongoose says with a smirk.

The Kat licks her lips, "Actually... Chris Jericho's dick is way bigger..." The Kat says.

"He's a nobody!" Mongoose snaps while The Kat gets up from the floor and moves to kneel on the couch's middle cushion while places her hands on top of the back rest.

"I always heard rockers can't take a little joke..." The Kat says with light chuckle while she sways her ass from side to side while looking back at Fozzy's lead singer.

"That wasn't funny... comparing me to some unoriginal, boring and stupid wrestler..." Mongoose McQueen snaps while he walks over to the couch to stand behind the former WWF Women's Champion where he guides his cock into her tight, moist and warm pussy.

"Mmmmm ohhhh..." The Kat moans and licks her lips as Fozzy's lead singer grabs hold of her hips before he starts to pump his shaft in and out of her pussy.

"Aww... ahhh... ohhh..." Mongoose groans while he thrusts his firmly into The Kat's pussy while holding her perfectly still.

"Ahhh ohhh fuck... mmmm yeah..." The Kat practically purrs as Mongoose McQueen fucks her from behind with stiff thrusts.

"Ohhhh ahhh awww..." Mongoose grunts as he watches his waist crash against The Kat's cute round ass every time he pushes his cock deeply into her.

"Mmmmm ohhhh.. ohhh yes mmmm..." The Kat moans and licks her lips while she pushes back against Mongoose's thrusting shaft.

"Ahhh... aww... ohhh..." The Chris Jericho look-a-like rocker moans as he plows his shaft repeatedly into The Kat's snatch.

"Mmmm ohhh ahhh mmmm.." The former Women's Champion looks back at Mongoose as he starts to increases his pace. "Ohhhh yeah... fuck me faster... ohhhh..."

"Ahhh aww... ahhh... ohhh..." Mongoose McQueen grunts as he drives his entire cock into The Kat's twat.

"Ohhhh yeah ahhhh ohhh fuck ahhhh..." The Kat moans she rocks forward on her knees as a result of each of Mongoose's deep and firm thrusts that she's on the receiving end of.

"Ahhhh yeah... bet you were dreaming of this... getting fucked by the rock god himself!" Mongoose groans as he hammers The Kat's pussy.

"Mmmm ohhh... not really... was hoping for Jericho..." The Kat moans and smirks back at Mongoose as he slams his cock sharply into her cunt before he pulls out.

"You should be honored to here getting fucked by me!" Mongoose yells as he sits on the couch and pulls The Kat onto his lap in order to stuff his cock back into her snatch.

"Ohhhh... ohhh I would... if I had Chris Jericho fucking me..." The Kat groans as she places her hands on Mongoose's chest while she starts to rock and grind herself on his dick.

"Awww ahhh ohhh..." Mongoose McQueen grits his teeth while he begins to thrust his cock upward into The Kat's pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhhh awww..." The Kat moans and bounces every so often when Mongoose rams his entire cock upward into her cunt.

"Ahhh ahhh..." Mongoose groans while he reaches behind The Kat and grabs her ass cheeks while thrusting his dick up into her.

"Ohhhh mmmm... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." The Kat moans and tosses her hair back as she starts to bounce more steadily on the rocker's pistoning meat stick.

"Awwww ahhh fuck... ahhh..." Mongoose moans and squeezes The Kat's backside with both hands each time the former Women's Champion drops down on his dick.

"Mmmm ohhh ahhh mmmmm..." The Kat licks her teeth while she moves her hands over Mongoose's chest as she bounces rapidly on his dick.

"Ahhhh awww yeah ahhhh..." Fozzy's lead singer grunts as The Kat rises and drops on his cock in rapid fashion.

"Ahhhh ahhh... ohhh mmmm ohhhh fuck..." The Kat moans as the dead-ringer for Chris Jericho takes his hands off her ass as she keeps bouncing herself on his upward thrusting dick.

"Ahhh awww ohhh ahhh..." Mongoose McQueen groans while he thrusts his cock sharply up into The Kat's snatch over and over again.

"Ohhh ohhhhh yes... mmmm fuck..." The Kat groans lustfully as she grinds her snatch on Mongoose's cock before he lifts her up off of his dick. The former side-kick for Chyna lips from the rocker's hands and moves to lay on the carpeted floor, "Come on rock star, I want to see if you can give me the rug burns I know Chris Jericho could..."

"Stop brining that loser up!" Mongoose McQueen shouts even as he moves off the couch and kneels on the floor between The Kat's legs.

"Mmmmm... but it's so much fun..." The Kat grins as Mongoose guides his cock back into her snatch. As he starts to thrust into her, The Kat waits until she starts to feel his balls slapping against her skin with each thrust before she wraps her legs around his waist.

"Ahhhh ohhhh shit..." Fozzy's front man grunts as grabs The Kat's thighs while he thrusts his cock in and out of her cunt.

"Mmmm ohhh awww...' The Kat moans as she moves against the carpeted floor of the dressing room while she gets fucked deeply.

"Ahhh ahhhh awwww fuck... ahhh..." Mongoose groans while he drives his cock firmly into The Kat's tight wet pussy.

"Ohhh ohhhh mmmm ohhh damn ohhh..." The Kat moans and while she places her hands on Mongoose's arms while he hammers her snatch.

Mongoose McQueen grits and grinds his teeth as he slams his cock repeatedly into The Kat's twat, causing her to arch her back when he gives her a perfectly timed thrusts.

"Ahhh awww fuck... yeah ohhh... mmmm..." The Kat moans as her back moves against the rough material of the carpet while Chris Jericho's alleged doppelganger rams his dick into her.

"Mmmmm ahhh shit... awww ahhh... ohhh..." Mongoose grunts while he plows his dick deep into The Kat's twat.

"Ohhhh ahhh yeah... mmm... fuck... ohhh..." The Kat moans while her pussy starts to constrict down on Mongoose's pistoning dick.

"Awww yeah ahhhh..." Fozzy's lead singer groans as he pounds The Kat's snatch as it squeezes his dick even tighter.

"Ohhh ahhhh fuck awww... ohhh.... fuck... fuck... ohhhh!" The Kat moans loudly as she starts to cum on Mongoose's pistoning dick.

"Yeah ahhhh awww mmmm..." The self-proclaimed rock god groans as he doesn't stop pumping his dick into The Kat's soaking pussy even while his shaft starts to throb.

"Mmmmm fuck... ohhhh shit... ohhhh..." The Kat groans as her climax gradually subsides while she keeps moving against the carpeted floor due to Mongoose McQueen's stiff thrusts.

"Ahhhh ohhh aww... ahhh mmmm..." Mongoose grunts as sweat drips down his body while he pulls The Kat's legs from his gorgeous waist so that he can pull out of her cunt.

"I want that cream hon..." The Kat says as she rolls onto her side and then gets to her knees while Mongoose McQueen stands up.

"Then work for it...I'm a rock god... I don't jerk off..." Mongoose says arrogantly.

"Well you are one... unlike Chris Jericho... " The Kat says with a smirk as she places her hands on Mongoose's throbbing cock and begins to stoke it at a brisk pace.

"Ahhhh fuck... awww..." Mongoose groans as The Kat skillfully tugs, pulls and strokes his increasingly throbbing cock until he starts to cum.

"Oh yeah!" The Kat moans as she opens her mouth wide and tries to catch the rocker's spunk as it sprays from the piss-slit. The former Miss Kitty is fairly successful in catches Mongoose McQueen's jizz with her mouth, with quite a bit landing on her sweat coated face and damp hair.

"Ohhhh mmmm shit..." Mongoose McQueen groans as The Kat continues to stroke his erupting cock until the last few drips of cum falls from the piss-slit of his dick.

"Mmmmm..." The Kat moans as she swallows the cum the landed in her mouth and then smirks up at Mongoose while she takes her hands off of his dick, "Well you're no Chris Jericho... but for a rock star... you're a great fuck..."

"I am better than that loser! I've had it... get the hell out of my dressing room!" Mongoose shouts while pointing at the door.

* * *

An hour later, The Kat is heading towards the VIP exit of WWF New York and sees Chris Jericho as he steps away from the members of Fozzy, "Hey Mongoose..." The Kat says as she approaches Jericho.

Jericho raises an eyebrow, "Hey... why did you call me Mongoose?"

"Oh sorry... you just look so much like that jack ass... how can a guy that gorgeous and that well hung who is that good a fuck be suck a jerk..." The Kat answers.

"You know you're talking about my rock idol..." Chris Jericho says.

"Uh-huh... sure I am..." The Kat says before she smirks, "But you know... since you two look so much alike... I'd like to see if you'd make a better front man than he is... you know... when it comes to banging a groupie..."

"Ummm sure.... I can pretend to be a rock star..." Jericho says.

The Kat smirks, "I bet you can..."

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