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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Screwed & Tattooed
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

On May 30, 2008, in the back of Shannon Moore's tattoo parlor 'Gas Chamber Ink' located in Southern Pines, North Carolina, the WWE Superstar is slowly peeling away a gauze pads from the right side of Ashley Massaro's torso, revealing a pink and red dragon surrounded by kanji lettering that translates to 'Trust No One'. "Stop squirming... don't want to pull any skin..." Shannon laughs as Ashley wiggles slightly since she's been laying on her side for quite some time. Shannon, dressed in jeans and black tank top, tosses the gauze pads into a biohazard trash can.

"Hey I've been laying down for a while... I can squirm if I want to..." Ashley says before sticking her tongue out at Shannon, "So can I move now?" The Dirty Diva asks and she is dressed in short black shorts and a white cropped t-shirt.

"Yeah you can..." Shannon says with a nod of his head.

"Fucking sweet..." Ashley says as she gets up from where she was laying and walks over to the full length mirror to check out her new tattoos. "And these look great Shannon... really fucking awesome..."

"Thanks if you like them that much... how about giving me some free publicity online..." Shannon says jokingly.

"I could do that..." Ashley says with a nod of her head as she turns to face one of the best friends of her ex-boyfriend Matt Hardy, "Or... I could do something else..."

"Like what?" Shannon asks.

"Like maybe letting you feel me up some more.... you got some roaming hands bud and don't even try and say you placed her hand on my tits because it was part of tattooing my side..." Ashley replies.

"It was..." Shannon says.

"Uh-huh, sure.... you forget I've dated Matt and been around you boys... I know how you all get... can't just keep your hands to yourselves..." Ashley smirks as she places her hands on her slender hips.

"I'll give you that... but I still had to hold you still..." Shannon says.

"You could've just told me to stay still... but you wanted to feel me up instead..." Ashley says.

"Okay... maybe..." Shannon admits.

"I thought so..." Ashley Massaro smirks, "So... how should I thank you... should I just post online about your shop... or should I let you feel up my tits and maybe let you do a bit more..."

"More?" Shannon asks with a smirk.

"Yeah... more..." Ashley replies with licking her teeth.

"How much more?" Shannon asks.

"A lot...." Ashley says coyly.

"You know that could mean quite a bit..." Shannon says.

"Yup... and I'm all for it..." Ashley replies as she lifts up her cropped t-shirt, revealing her large firm tits before she lifts the shirt up over her head and drops it on the floor. "So... are you gonna get that dick out?"

"Fuck...." Shannon licks his lips as he stares at Ashley's large tits as she stands with her hands on her shorts covered waist, "Yeah... sure..." Shannon says before he starts to unbutton and unzip his jeans.

"About time... you can be a bit dense sometimes... I bet Jeff would've had me bent over by now... of course Shane and Matt probably would've popped their loads in their pants...." Ashley laughs as she lowers her shorts from her hips, revealing her neatly shaven pussy and nicely round ass.

"No comment..." Shannon says with a smirk as he lowers his jeans from his waist and down his legs, exposing his long, thick and hardening dick.

"Oh you know it's true..." Ashley smirks as she crouches in front of Shannon, places her right hand on his dick and begins to stroke it.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Shannon lets out a groan as Ashley starts to stroke his dick with smooth back and forth movements of her right hand.

"I bet this thing is filled with some quality ink..." Ashley says as she places her left hand on Shannon's waist while he strokes his dick.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Shannon moans as Ashley turns her right hand slightly as she moves her hand along the length of his dick.

"Damn... you haven't gotten your rocks off lately... you're harder than a brick..."Ashley smirks as she steadily strokes Shannon's shaft.

"Ahhh yeah I have..." Shannon moans.

"Sure... probably with your own hand..." Ashley says before she starts to flick her tongue against the crown of Shannon's cock.

"Awwww shit..." Shannon moans as Ashley smacks her tongue against the head of his fully harden dick.

"Mmmmm... mmmm something about a North Carolina dick that is so fucking tasty..." Ashley says as she starts swirling her tongue around the head of Shannon's meaty stick as she strokes the shaft.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Shannon groans and starts to take off his tank top as Ashley works her tongue all over the bell-end of his dick.

"Mmmmm..." Ashley moans as she licks the crown of Shannon's cock while looking up at his toned upper body. The Dirty Diva then opens her opens her mouth wide and takes Shannon's shaft in half way before wrapping her lips around it.

"Ohhhh fuck yeah..." Shannon moans as he places a hand on Ashley's head just as she starts to rock her head on his shaft.

"Mmmmm ohhhh..." Ashley moans as she slides her right hand around the base of Shannon's dick as she bobs her head on it.

"Awww fuck... ahhhh..." Shannon groans as Ashley rubs her lips on his dick as she bobs her head repeatedly.

"Ohhhh mmmm..." Ashley Massaro moans as she sucks and slurps on Shannon Moore's dick while flicking her tongue up against the bottom side when ever she pulls her head back towards the crown.

"Mmmm aww... ahhhh..." Shannon groans as Ashley takes his cock further into her mouth each time she lowers head.

"Mmmm ohhh...." Ashley groans while she rocks on her feet as she stays in her crouched position while keeping a hand on Shannon's waist as she lowers her head to where her lips are meeting her hand that is at the base of his dick.

"Ahhhh ahhh..." Shannon Moore moans as he feels the head of his cock pressing against the back of Ashley's mouth.

"Mmmmm... ohhh..." Ashley moans and keeps herself from gagging on Shannon's dick as she keeps it deep between her lips.

"Awww ahhhh..." Shannon groans as Ashley grinds her lips around the root of his shaft for a few moments before she starts to lift her head.

"Come on Shannon... get that dick in me..." Ashley says as she stands up. The Dirty Diva moves to over to the tattoo chair where she bends forward and places her on the seat as she bends forward.

"Normally you have to say please..." Shannon replies with a smirk while he moves to get behind Ashley.

"Please hurry the fuck up and that dick in me.... there... better?" Ashley asks as she looks over her shoulder at Shannon.

"Yeah..." Shannon says as he places a hand on Ashley's back while she uses the other to guide his saliva coated dick into her twat.

"Ohhhhh yeah..." Ashley moans as Shannon invades her snatch with his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Shannon groans before he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Ashley's snug cunt.

"Awwww fuck... ohhhh..." Ashley moans and pushes back against Shannon, with her ass smacking against his waist.

"Mmmm ohhh yeah... ahhhh... aww..." Shannon moans as he keeps one hand on Ashley's back while he places the other on her waist as he thrusts his cock harder into her.

"Ohhhh ohhh... mmmm fuck yeah... awww..." Ashley moans and licks her lips as she lowers her head and watches her large tits sway as her bolt rocks forward due to Shannon's stiff thrusts.

"Awww ahhhh mmmm fuck... ahhhh..." Shannon grunts while he watches Ashley's ass smack against his waist while he thrusts his long, thick dick into her snatch.

"Ohhh fuck.. ahhh ohhh ohhhh..." Ashley moans as Shannon rams his cock balls deep into cunt.

"Mmmm fuck ahhhh awww.." Shannon groans as he repeatedly pumps his dick into Ashley, with his balls slapping between her gorgeous legs.

"Ahhh ohhh shit ahhh ohhh..." Ashley Massaro licks her lips as Shannon Moore hammers her twat.

"Ahhhh awww fuck..." Shannon Moore grunts while he sharply drives his dick into Ashley's moist pussy.

"Ohhhh ohhh mmmm aww yeah... mmmm shit..." Ashley groans as she grinds her pussy back against Shannon's dick before he starts to pull out.

"Why don't you..." Shannon begins to say as Ashley turns around and sits on the tattoo chair with her legs spread, "Never mind..." Shannon says as he lifts Ashley's legs up, tilting her backward on the tattoo chair before he stuffs his shaft back into her pussy.

"Ohhhh yeah!" Ashley moans and licks her lips as she holds the arm rests of the chair while Shannon thrusts his dick into her.

"Ahhhh aww... ahhh..." Shannon Moore groans as he thrusts his dick firmly and deeply into Ashley's twat.

"Mmmmm shit... awww yeah..." Ashley Massaro moans and her tits bounce as she rocks on the chair while leaning against the back rest thanks to Shannon keeping her legs elevated.

"Ahhh awww ohhh fuck..." Shannon moans while he lifts Ashley's legs onto his shoulders followed by grabbing the front of the tattoo chair's armrests, pulling it forward as he drives his dick into her pussy.

"Ohhh shit awww fuck..." Ashley moans as she is grabs her large tits and squeezes them tightly as she looks up at Shannon while he pounds her pussy.

"Ahhhh yeah ahhh ahhhhh..." Shannon Moore groans while he thrusts his shaft swiftly into Ashley's twat with his balls smacking against her skin.

"Ohhh ahhh fuck... mmmm yeah awww... wish I could post THIS online..." Ashley Massaro groans lustfully as Shannon drills her cunt.

"Aww... awww... mmmm fuck..." Shannon grits his teeth as he maintains a brisk pace of ramming his cock deeply into Ashley' pussy.

"Awww fuck.. mmmm yeah ohhhh..." Ashley moans as the owner of Gas Chamber Ink hammers her snatch while sweat drips down her tanned body.

"Mmmmm ohhhh shit... ahhhh awww..." Shannon Moore grunts as he slams every inch of his dick into Ashley's cunt.

"Ohhhh yeah fuck that pussy ohhh mmmm shit... ahhh!" Ashley moans as the tattoo chair she's sitting on creaks as it rocks slightly on it's legs thanks to Shannon's stiff thrusts.

"Ahhhh awww ohhh fuck... ahhh..." Shannon moans while he delivers a few more stiff thrusts into Ashley's snatch before pulling out and letting her legs from his shoulders.

"Mmmm let's see... that dick has been in my mouth... and my snatch... guess it has one place left to go..." Ashley smirks as she gets off of the tattoo chair.

"Yeah it does..." Shannon Moore says with a smirk as he sits down on the tattoo chair. Ashley licks her teeth as she turns away from Shannon as he leans forward to place his hands on her hips in order to pull her onto his lap, holding her just above his cock. The Dirty Diva places her hands on the tattoo chair's armrests to hold herself up as Shannon grips his shaft with his left hand to hold it steady so that Ashley can lower her ass down on it.

"Mmmmm shut..." Ashley groans as her asshole's entrance opens to accept Shannon's shaft.

"Ahhhh awww shit..." Shannon moans as he leans back on the tattoo chair as he places his left hand back Ashley's waist before he starts to thrust his dick up into her asshole.

"Ohhhh... ohhh fuck..." Ashley moans and tilts her head back as she rocks forward and backwards on Shannon's dick, grinding her ass on it.

"Awww ahhh... ohhh..." Shannon Moore grunts as he rams his dick up into Ashley's asshole.

"Ohhh yeah.... ohhh fuck that ass mmmm..." Ashley moans as she brings her right hand to her pussy and begins to rub her clit in a circular motion while she starts to bounce on Shannon's upward thrusting shaft.

"Awww ohhh yeah... ahhhh shit..." Shannon moans as Ashley lifts herself up and down on his dick while he rams it up her backside.

"Ohhhh ohhh ahhhh..." Ashley groans as she rubs her snatch while she rides Shannon's shaft with her round ass.

"Ahhhh ahhh..." Shannon Moore grunts while he drives his dick up into Ashley's backside while he keeps a firm hold of her waist.

"Ohhhh ahhh fuck... awww..." Ashley moans as sweat drips down her body while she continues to play with her dripping wet pussy as she bounces on Shannon's lap with his dick deep in her asshole.

"Ahhhh ahhh awww ohhhh..." The former Mattitude Follower groans as he spears Ashley's asshole with swift and hard upward thrusts.

"Awww shit ohhh ahhh mmm fuck..." The Dirty Diva groans as she starts to cum with her juices squirting onto her right hand as she keeps rubbing her cunt.

"Mmmmm fuck ahhhh... awww fuck..." Shannon Moore groans as he starts to throb while he continues to ram his shaft up into Ashley's asshole.

"Ohhh ahhh fuck... awww..." Ashley moans as she rocks lightly on Shannon's stiff upward thrusting cock while her climax subsides. The 2005 Diva Search winner brings her right hand up to her mouth and licks her juices from it while Shannon Moore keeps thrusting his throbbing dick up into her asshole.

"Ahhhh ohhhh ahhh awww..." Shannon groans as the throbbing of his cock increases as he thrusts his dick up into Ashley's rear end before she starts to push her up off of his dick.

"Ohhh yeah I want that special ink of yours..." Ashley moans as she slips from Shannon's grasp, turns to face Shannon. She bends forward and grabs his cock and begins to stroke it briskly with her left hand as she squats between his legs.

"Ahhhh ohhh awww..." Shannon groans as The Dirty Diva pumps her left hand on his stiff pulsating dick.

"That's it Shannon... I want to get tatted all over my face..." Ashley grins as she briskly pumps her left hand on his throbbing tool as she aims it at her own face.

"Awwww ahhh fuck... aww... ahhhh..." Shannon Moore moans as he grips the arm rests of the tattoo chair tightly as he starts to cum.

"Ohhh mmmmm..." Ashley Massaro moans as Shannon's spunk shoots onto her sweat coated face for several moments. Once Shannon is spent, Ashley licks her lips and looks up at him, "Mmmm now that's a tattoo I would love to get again..."


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