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READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: Sexiest Killer by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Following the May 31, 2010 broadcast of Monday Night RAW, lifelong WWE fan and the star of the upcoming film 'Killers' Ashton Kutcher is in his office within Austin, Texas's Frank Erwin Center. "Dude that was sweet. Zack didn't expect that foxy Alicia to be my hitman." Ashton grins as he turns off the flat screen television and gets up off the couch to stretch his legs. Ashton, wearing a gray collared shirt and matching jeans, picks up his light colored jacket that's on the armrest of the couch when there's a knock on the door, "It's open." Ashton says. The office door opens as the self-proclaimed "Sexiest of the Sexy", the sultry and arrogant, Maryse, dressed in a pair of her extremely short and tight black wrestling shorts and her revealing, tight black top, enters the office of Monday Night RAW's Guest Host, Ashton Kutcher. Maryse arrogantly smirks at Ashton Kutcher "N'h‚sitez pas … regarder..." "Ummm say what?" Ashton asks as he looks at Maryse with a confused look on his face. Maryse rolls her eyes and closes the door to the office as she begins to approach Ashton Kutcher. "Nevermind.... imb‚cile..." Maryse says as she presses her luscious and pouty lips together as she locks her sly and beautiful eyes with the Guest Host. "Hey, that wasn't nice, I don't speak French..." Ashton says as he clearly understood Maryse's insult Maryse places her hands onto her tanned and gorgeously curved hips. "My apologizes monsieur..." Maryse says as she arrogantly tosses her blond hair back. "Allow me to introduce myself...I am the Sexiest of the Sexy...the greatest Divas Champion of all time..." "Yeah I know... you're Maryse..." Ashton grins, "Man Eve totally burned you when she won the Diva's belt..." Maryse narrows her eyes and grits her teeth. "She just got lucky..." Maryse slightly snaps at Ashton Kutcher. Ashton shrugs his shoulders, "Look to me she kicked your hot butt all over the ring..." Maryse firmly presses her luscious and moist lips together as she slightly glares at Ashton Kutcher. " Vous ne savez pas quoi que ce soit..." Maryse says before she smirks as a thought comes to her. "Although....Ashton you may be able to do something for me..." "Oh yeah?" Ashton asks as he places his jacket back on the couch's armrest. Maryse nods her head and licks her lips slightly. "Oui....I think you could be able to help me out a lot..." Maryse says as she steps closer to Ashton Kutcher. "And what do you need help with?" Ashton asks as Maryse comes closer to him. "I want the Divas Championship...." Maryse replies before she comments aloud to herself "Eve ne m‚rite pas mon titre!" Maryse places her hands slyly onto Ashton's shirt. "And seeing has how you've been giving Bret Hart some suggestions for RAW....I think you should suggest...Maryse against Eve for the Divas Championship next week." "I could make that suggestion..." Ashton smirks slightly, "But what's in it for me?" Maryse raises an eyebrow. "Well...you've heard the expression you scratch my back, I scratch your back..." Maryse says in her seductive French accent as she moves her hands slyly up against his shirt covered chest toward his shoulders. "Hmmmm..." Ashton smirks down at Maryse, "Well...I'm not a fan of getting my back scratched..." Ashton says as Maryse moves hands over his shoulders. Maryse raises an eyebrow and seductively laughs. "What are you a fan of then?" Maryse asks as she licks her lips. Ashton smirks, "Well I am a big fan of... oral persuasions... if you catch my meaning..." Ashton replies. Maryse nods her head and smirks " Pas un problŠme avec moi." "Huh?" Ashton Kutcher asks just before Maryse pushes him to sit on the couch. "Just relax....and enjoy..." Maryse says with a smirk as she stands in front of Ashton Kutcher as she sits back on the couch. Maryse licks her lips as she places her hands down onto his knees before she lowers herself down onto her own knees in front of the famed actor. "Sounds good to me..." Ashton says as Maryse slides her hands from his knees towards his crotch and then to the button of his jeans. Ashton leans back on the couch as Maryse unbuttons and unzips his jeans. Maryse seductively narrows her eyes as she looks up at Ashton, locking her beautiful and wickedly mischievous eyes with him as she opens his jeans and begins to push them down from his waist, causing him to lift his lower body from the couch. Ashton smirks as Maryse pulls down his jeans and boxers from his waist, freeing his very impressive cock in the process. Ashton sits on the couch and lifts his legs slightly, making it easier for Maryse to pull his jeans and boxers off of his legs. Maryse tosses her gorgeously flowing and smooth blond hair back as she leans forward toward Ashton's crotch, gently placing her left hand around his semi-hard cock and begins to slyly work her hand against his cock which begins to harden against her hand. "Mmmm..." Ashton licks his lips as he watches Maryse slowly pump her left hand up and down his hardening cock. The handsome actor takes a moment to take off his shirt, revealing his well-toned upper body to the arrogant and beautiful former Divas Champion. Maryse lowers her blond haired head and flicks her wet, sultry tongue against the head of Ashton's cock as she smoothly holds on his shaft, lightly moving her hand against his hardened and long member. "Mmmm..." Ashton moans as Maryse flicks her tongue against the swollen head of his cock as Maryse strokes his dick with her left hand. Maryse drags her wet tongue around the head of his cock, brushing back and forth against his piss-slit as she locks her beautiful and manipulative eyes with the Guest Host. "Ohhh fuck..." Ashton moans as Maryse perfectly works her tongue against the piss-slit of his cock and he watches as Maryse's saliva rolls down the length of his shaft. Maryse removes her tongue from the head of Ashton's cock and presses her luscious and sultry lips together to seductively kiss the head of his cock before opening her mouth and greedily taking his cock into her mouth. Maryse rests her hand down at the base of his cock as she starts to smoothly bob her head to suck on his cock. "Ohhh yeah... mmmm..." Ashton moans and smirks as he watches Maryse bob her head up and down on his cock at a steady pace. "Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Maryse moans as she sultry lips wrap perfectly around his cock as she lifts and lowers her head as she steadily and smoothly moves her head to suck on his cock. "Ahhh fuck... mmmm..." Ashton Kutcher moans as Maryse turns her left hand slightly on the base of his cock as she sucks and slurps on his large shaft. "Mmmmmmm...." Maryse moans as she seductively slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of his rock hard cock as she steadily rocks her head back and forth on his cock. Ashton places his hands behind his head as he watches Maryse suck his cock, "Mmmm this would make a great commercial Nikon's next camera..." Ashton grins. Maryse lifts her beautiful and seductive eyes to slyly glances up at Ashton Kutcher as she continues to bob her blond haired head on his cock as she sucks him, with her pouty lips moving smoothly against his shaft. "Ahhh shit... mmmm..." Ashton moans as Maryse smirks around his cock as she continues to bob her head on his dick. Maryse suddenly and sharply turns her head on Ashton Kutcher's cock before she lowers her head entirely down on his shaft. Ashton tenses his body as Maryse deep throats his entire cock with one swift movement. Maryse slowly pulls her blond haired head back, causing Ashton's cock to fall from her mouth. Maryse sits up on her knees and tosses her gorgeous blond hair back. "Mmmm damn you can really suck some dick..." Ashton grins. "Bien s–r.... Que voulez-vous attendre?" Maryse asks as she moves to stand up from the floor and proceeds to teasingly lower her extremely short and tight black wrestling shorts. "If you just said I haven't seen anything yet... I'm looking forward to seeing more..." Ashton grins as he watches Maryse teasingly lower her tight fitting black wrestling shorts by lowering it inch by inch down her gorgeous legs. Maryse narrows her eyes beautiful eyes and slyly looks at Ashton Kutcher as she bends forward slightly as she lowers her wrestling shorts, slightly blocking Ashton's view of her pussy. Maryse then kicks her shorts away and stands straight up to proudly display her perfectly moist and smoothly shaved, stunning pussy. "Mmmm... that looks hot..." Ashton Kutcher grins as he looks at Maryse's perfectly shaven pussy. Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks before she reaches back and unsnaps her tight fitting, revealing black top, before she peels the top away from her large and juicy, perfectly tanned and rounded tits. "And those look... awesome!" Ashton says after seeing Maryse's large, juicy tits after she pulls off her top. Maryse licks her lips and seductively steps closer toward Ashton Kutcher "Now...you will make that suggestion to Bret Hart, right?" Maryse asks as she is just mere inches away from Ashton Kutcher as he remains seated on the couch. "I think I might..." Ashton grins at Maryse. "That is not what I want to hear..." Maryse says as she places her hands onto his tanned and well-toned chest, pushing him back against the couch. "Well you'll just have to convince me..." Ashton licks his lips as he places his hands on Maryse's hips to help guide her onto his lap. Maryse presses her luscious lips together as she straddle Ashton Kutcher's lap and smoothly lowers down onto his rock hard cock, taking him tight into her wet and warm pussy. "Ahhhh..." Ashton groans as his cock enters Maryse's pussy. Ashton keeps his hands on Maryse's hips as she begins to rock on his large dick. Maryse grits her teeth as she gently slides her hands against his well toned and tanned chest as she smoothly rocks back and forth on his cock, grinding her wet pussy against his shaft as she moves with the guidance of his hands on her curved and tanned hips. "Ohhh fuck..." Ashton groans as he begins to thrust his big hard cock up into Maryse's pussy as he guides her rocking motions with his hands on her gorgeous hips. "Ohhhhhhh...oui...oui..." Maryse moans as she rocks back and forth on Ashton's cock, closing her eyes as she moves back and forth, while lightly bouncing as he thrusts up into her pussy. Ashton licks his lips as Maryse bounces up and down on his large cock as he drives his dick upward into her pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh...oui...oui...oui..." Maryse moans and tosses her blond hair from side to side as she swiftly bounces on his cock at an increasing pace, while grinding her pussy down on his shaft. Ashton lets go of Maryse's hips and places his hands behind his head as he watches her bounce up and down rapidly on his rock hard cock. "Mmmm yeah... ahhh..." Ashton groans as he leans back on the couch with a smirk on his face as he watches Maryse ride his large dick. "Ohhhhhhh.... vous aimez ˆtre avec Maryse, ne vous?" Maryse moans as she grinds her wet and warm pussy down on his shaft as she moves her body perfectly on his cock, bouncing as he thrusts up into her. "Ahhhh... mmm you are so hot!" Ashton Kutcher moans as Maryse bounces sharply on his cock as he drives his cock up into her pussy. Maryse slyly laugh and smirks "Oh I know....I know I am..." Maryse moans as she locks her beautiful and seductive eyes with Ashton Kutcher as she rocks forward on his cock as she continues to swiftly move, while bouncing and firmly lowering on his shaft. "Awwww ahhh..." Ashton groans as he brings his hands back to Maryse's hips and he proceeds to lift her up off of his cock. Maryse moves to the right and kneels on the couch as Ashton turns to kneel behind her. When Maryse leans forward to place her hands on the couch's armrest, Ashton pushes his cock back into her pussy with a firm thrust. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh" Maryse moans as she presses her lips together and glances back over her shoulder as she starts to slowly rock back and forth on her knees as Ashton places his hands onto her gorgeous hips and pumps his cock forward into her pussy. "Ohhhhhhh" "Mmmm yea..." Ashton grunts as he pulls Maryse back towards himself as he pumps his cock deeply into her pussy from behind. "Ohhhhhh.... putain vous que la chatte?" Maryse moans as she rocks back on her knees, pushing her tanned and perfectly rounded ass back against Ashton's toned waist as she feels his cock deeply inside of her. "Ahhh fuck... mmm can never understand French chicks... but love fuckin' them..." Ashton moans as he rams his cock sharply into Maryse's pussy. "Ohhhhhh...oui...oui...." Maryse moans loudly as she rocks back and forth on her knees against Ashton Kutcher as he thrusts his cock deeply into her pussy. Ashton places his hands on Maryse's lower back as he pounds her tight wet pussy with quick, hard thrusts. Sweat starts to drip off of Ashton's tanned and toned body as he keeps fucking the hot blond haired French-Canadian Diva. "Ohhhhhh oui....oui..." Maryse moans and grits her teeth as she rocks forward on the couch, the sounds of his waist and ballsack smacking against her juicy ass and her smooth thighs as he deeply pumps into her. "Mmmm shit.... ahhh fuck... mmm..." Ashton groans as his large meaty cock starts to throb inside of Maryse's pussy as he continues to slam his dick into her. Maryse narrows her eyes as she glances over her shoulder and slyly glances back at Ashton Kutcher as she pushes back against his cock, feeling his thrusts becoming more firm and rapid. "Ahhh... ahhhh... awww..." Ashton grits his teeth as continues his firm and brisk pace as the throbbing of his cock intensifies as he drills Maryse's tight wet cunt. "Ohhhhhhhhh....ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm fuck!" Maryse moans loudly as sweat lightly coats her gorgeous body before she firmly pushes back against his cock, catching him by surprise as she wickedly looks back at him. "Ohhhhhhhhh....ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm fuck!" Maryse moans loudly as sweat lightly coats her gorgeous body before she firmly pushes back against his cock, catching him by surprise as she wickedly looks back at him. Maryse slyly places her hand around Ashton's cock, placing her hand above his own hand, causing him to stop stroking. Maryse narrows her eyes as she teasingly moves her hand up his shaft. "You will make that suggestion, right?" Maryse asks. "Mmmmm yeah... I'll make that suggestion..." Ashton groans and nods his head as Maryse slowly strokes his cock. Maryse licks her lips and smirks before she lowers her head and takes the head of Ashton's cock into her mouth. "Mmmm fuck..." Ashton groans as his cock starts to erupt within Maryse's mouth as she strokes the length of his shaft with her hand. Maryse presses her lips around Ashton's cock and turns her head as she smoothly bobs her head, taking and then swallowing his warm cum. "Ahhhh shit... mmmm..." Ashton moans as Maryse's lips press tightly against his cock as she strokes his cock more firmly to milk his shaft. Maryse taps her sultry tongue against the bottom side of his shaft before she slowly lifts her head and smirks at Ashton Kutcher. "I'm glad you see things my way..." "You're very persuasive..." Ashton grins. Maryse stands from the couch and tosses her blond hair back. "And next week...I will be Divas Champion once again..." -END- Support WOWEFA.com by joining CelebrityPass.com for only $4.95 ![]()
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