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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Sizzlin' Sweet Meat
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the January 3, 2012 taping of NXT, Derrick Bateman, wearing
wrestling trunks, is returning to the backstage area of Little Rock,
Arkansas's Verizon Arena following his loss to Darren Young as a result of
Maxine and Johnny Curtis coming out during the match to announce they are
getting married. "I can't... fucking... believe this!" Derrick shouts as he
kicks a trash can over in frustration as Kaitlyn comes out of the Divas
locker room after showering and getting changed into her street clothes.

"Whoa...whoa..whoa...easy there handsome!" Kaitlyn says with a laugh and
raises her hands up, dressed in a pair of nicely tightly fitting jeans with
torn holes in the knees and a red top.

Derrick looks at Kaitlyn, "Oh hey... sorry about that..." Derrick says, "Just
got a lot of stress up here..." Derrick adds as he motions towards his head.

Kaitlyn presses her lips together and places her hands onto her nicely curved
hips. "So...are you going to tell me about it, bud...or do I have to guess?"
Kaitlyn asks as she moves to lean against a nearby equipment trunk.

"Well it's like this... not only do I lose to Mister 30-Days Off Darren
Young... but Dirty Curty and Maxine come out and tell me in front of the WWE
Universe that they are getting hitched when the show hits Vegas in a few
weeks..." Derrick says.

Kaitlyn lowers her head and bites down on her bottom lip before she starts to

"What's so funny?" Derrick asks as he looks at Kaitlyn with a raised eyebrow

Kaitlyn looks up at Derrick Bateman and smiles. "Well...I don't want to say
that I told you that Maxine was a lying, backstabbing skank...but I kinda did
tell you that..."

"Aw come on... Maxine is not a liar and backstabbing... she's just
confused..." Derrick says with a slight shrug of his shoulders.

Kaitlyn raises an eyebrow and looks at Derrick. "Dude! What happened to my
best bud and what have you done with him!? Maxine is a total skankoid...and
to be honest when you're with aren't any fun..."

"Hey I'm always fun..." Derrick starts to say

Kaitlyn shakes her head and smirks. " you're not
completely ignore me now...I thought we were best don't call in
the middle of the night for our mindless talks don't do pizza
and beer night anymore...and...ummm duh! We don't do our slumber parties

"Hey I was in a relationship, and you know, I was trying to make it work..."
Derrick says before grinning, "But now that I'm single again I can do all
that stuff again."

Kaitlyn crosses her arms against her chest. "That's no excuse, Derrick...when
I was in a relationship I still made time for my best buddy, remember?"

"Whoa.. wait... when were you in a relationship?" Derrick asks.

Kaitlyn presses her lips together and looks down a bit in embarrassment.
"Promise you won't laugh..."

"Scouts honor..." Derrick says as he holds up his right hand while he places
his left hand behind his back where he crosses his fingers.

Kaitlyn nods her head for a moment and looks at Derrick Bateman. "Lucky..."

"Cannon?" Derrick asks as he tries not to laugh for all of three seconds
before he burst out laughing, "Oh I bet he was 'da-lish'..." Derrick says
while laughing.

"Hey!" Kaitlyn says before she raises her left hand and firmly punches him in
the shoulder. "You said you wouldn't laugh, butthole!"

"OW!" Derrick yells a bit as a result of Kaitlyn punching him, "I had my
fingers crossed!" Derrick says with a grin as he brings his left hand from
behind his back and shows Kaitlyn his crossed fingers.

Kaitlyn shakes her head and pushes away from the equipment trunk. "Point
is...we still hung out...but when then skankoid had her tentacles wrapped
around you...I was just a distant memory..."

"I wouldn't say that..." Derrick says with a smirk.

Kaitlyn looks down a bit and shrugs her shoulders "Sure felt like it..."

"Well that was then... you know, past is past... and now is now..." Derrick
says with a shrug, "So if you want to go... have a slumber party..."

Kaitlyn smiles and then nods her head. "Sure..."

"Although... I'm not sure how much slumbering we're gonna really do..."
Derrick grins.

* * *

Later on in Kaitlyn's hotel room, Derrick Bateman is standing in front of the
hotel bed while Kaitlyn is kneeling on it as she strokes his long, thick and
hardening cock.

Kaitlyn smiles and looks up at Derrick Bateman as she works her hands back
and forth against his fully hard shaft. Kaitlyn narrows her eyes playfully
and leans her head forward to slide her wet tongue against the head of his

"Mmmmmm ahhh yeah..." Derrick moans as he watches as Kaitlyn attacks the head
of his stiff cock with her tongue while she moves her hands back and forth
along the shaft.

Kaitlyn slaps her wet tongue back and forth against the head of his cock,
while she works her hand back and forth on his shaft. Kaitlyn parts her
spunky lips and takes the head of his cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Derrick moans as the two-toned haired Diva begins to bob her
head up and down on his cock as she places one of her hands on his waist.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Kaitlyn moans as she steadily bobs her head back and
forth, starting to take Derrick's cock deeper into her soothing mouth.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck..." The Ohio born NXT Superstar moans as Kaitlyn swallows
over half of his cock as she keeps a steady pace.

Kaitlyn places her hands onto his nicely toned and tanned waist as she starts
to bob her head at a smooth and brisk pace, with her lips brushing on his

"Awww mmmm..." Derrick groans as Kaitlyn bobs her head repeatedly on his
stiff, meaty tool.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans and lustfully turns her head to grind her
lips on his shaft as she repeatedly moves her head back and forth.

"Ohhhh yeah ahhhh shit..." Derrick Bateman moans as Kaitlyn suck and slurps
on his large and thick cock.

Kaitlyn lifts her eyes and looks up at Derrick as she bobs her head back and
forth, letting her saliva drip down on his cock, taking him further into her
playfully stunning mouth.

"Ahhhh ohhhh fuck... mmmm way better than Maxine... and her mouth is like a
damn vacuum cleaner..." Derrick moans.

Kaitlyn smiles around Bateman's cock as she slaps her wet tongue against the
bottom side of his shaft, while she bobs her head back and forth.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck.... ahhhh shit..." Derrick groans loudly as Kaitlyn
continues to suck his cock while she drops her head all the way down on his

"Mmmmmmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans deeply around his cock as she rocks her head
smoothly back and forth, with her saliva dripping down and taking him
incredibly deep into her mouth.

"Ahhhhh mmmm fuck..." Derrick groans as Kaitlyn deep throats his cock without

Kaitlyn unwraps her lips from around Derrick's cock and lifts her two-tone
haired head off of his mantastic cock and licks her lips.

Derrick Bateman licks his lips as he watches as Kaitlyn sits up on her knees
before placing her hands behind herself on the bed as she leans back. Derrick
kneels on the bed in front of Kaitlyn and guides his cock into her pussy
while she is still leaning backward on her knees.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh damn..." Kaitlyn moans and licks her lips as she feels his
cock entering her wet, tight pussy.

"Mmmmm shit...." Derrick groans as he places his hands on the former fitness
model's waist as he begins to pump his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit...mmmm damn Derrick.." Kaitlyn moans as she rocks on
her knees and moves against his thrusting shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmm shit... ahhhh..." Derrick groans as he pumps his cock firmly into
Kaitlyn's pussy as she keeps herself perfectly leaning back on her hands.

Kaitlyn closes her eyes and tilts her head back as she feels his cock deeply
and firmly ramming into her wet, tight snatch.

"Ahhhh mmmm yeah awww yeah..." Derrick Bateman groans as he plows his cock
repeatedly into Kaitlyn's cunt.

"Mmmmm...ohhhhh you having fun, handsome?" Kaitlyn asks with a smile and moan
as she pushes back against his cock, feeling him deeply pumping into her.

"Ahhhh ohhh yeah..." Derrick moans as he deeply drills Kaitlyn's pussy with
firm and swift thrusts before she uses his momentum against him by quickly
placing her hands on Derrick's arms and flipping him and herself over so that
she's on top of Derrick's cock.

Kaitlyn raises an eyebrow and smirks as she places her hands onto his chest,
pushing him to lay back on the floor as she starts to rock back and forth
smoothly on his cock.

"Whoa... what just happened...' Derrick groans as he's still slightly dazed
with how Kaitlyn managed to get on top of him. After a few moments, Derrick
recovers and begins to thrust his cock upward into her pussy.

"I just kicked your ass..." Kaitlyn replies with a laugh as she looks down at
him while rocking back and forth, perfectly grinding her pussy down on his

"Mmmmmm ahhhhh ohhh I see..." Derrick Bateman grins as he thrusts his cock
briskly up into Kaitlyn's pussy as she rocks back and forth at a steady pace.
Derrick places his hands on the NXT Season 3 winner's powerful thighs as she
rides his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...yeah....mmmmm give me that mantastic dick, buddy!" Kaitlyn moans
as she bounces briskly with Bateman driving his cock into her pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmm you got it..." Derrick replies as Kaitlyn bounces rapidly up and
down on his cock as he thrusts it up into her cunt. Kaitlyn's toned yet juicy
ass smacks down loudly against Derrick's thighs and the sound echoes in the
hotel room.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm shit...ohhhhh shit!" Kaitlyn moans as she presses her
fingernails into his tanned, nicely toned chest as she sharply drops down on
his cock.

Derrick grits his teeth as the former Hardfitness Calendar girl uses her
impressive strength to drop down as hard as possible on his stiff, pistoning

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...ohhhhhh damn...mmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans and throws
her head back as she swiftly and impressively works over his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah mmmmm fuck..." Derrick groans as Kaitlyn bucks her hips back and
forth while he keeps thrusting his shaft up into her pussy. The former FCW
Tag Team Champion manages to lift Kaitlyn up off of his cock and drops her
next to himself on the bed. As Kaitlyn is stunned by her sudden change in
position, Derrick gets to his knees, turns Kaitlyn over and rams his cock
into her asshole the very moment she pushes herself up onto all fours.

"Mmmmmmmmm....damn, buddy!" Kaitlyn groans loudly and grits her teeth as she
sharply rocks forward on her knees with his cock thrusting into her nicely
juicy, tanned ass.

"Ahhhh only fair... you kicked my ass... I fuck yours..." Derrick grins as
Kaitlyn looks back at him while he briskly pumps his cock in and out of her

Kaitlyn smirks and looks back at him with a smirk as she rocks forward on her
knees, feeling his cock deeply slamming into her juicy ass from behind.

"Ahhhhh awwww yeah... mmmm fuck..." Derrick grunts as he hammers Kaitlyn's
ass deeply with his large thick cock as she easily manages to shove herself
back against him.

"Mmmmmmmm...damn'd you get so...ahhhh damn good..." Kaitlyn
moans as she rocks on her knees to firmly push back against his cock.

"Mmmmm... by being all about two things... Chicks... and America..." Derrick
replies with a grunt as he hammers the ass of two-toned haired Texan Diva.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh damn right, buddy..." Kaitlyn moans and laughs as she rocks
back on her knees with her juicy, toned ass colliding with his waist.

Sweat drips down Derrick's muscular body as he hammers Kaitlyn's ass with
firm, deep and swift thrusts, which causes his balls to slap repeatedly
against her juicy, toned ass cheeks.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck...mmmm glad you aren't with that...ahhhh skankoid
anymore?" Kaitlyn asks with a smile.

"Mmmm yeah... ahhh fuck yeah... and I know you are..." Derrick smirks and
grunts as he plows his entire cock into Kaitlyn's asshole as she pushes back
against him.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Kaitlyn moans as she eagerly rocks back on
her knees as she grinds against his cock.

"Ahhhhh ahhhh..." Derrick grunts as his cock begins to throb as he keeps
ramming it deeply into Kaitlyn's asshole.

Kaitlyn turns her head and looks back at Bateman as she firmly pushes back
against his cock "Ohhhhhh...mmmmm fuck..."

"Ahhhh mmmmm awww fuck... ahhh...' Derrick groans as his cock begins to throb
as he drills Kaitlyn's asshole.

Kaitlyn grits her teeth and tilts her head back as she feels his cock deeply
ramming into her asshole.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck... ahhhh..." Derrick Bateman groans as he soon pulls his
cock out of Kaitlyn's asshole and begins to stroke his shaft with his right

Kaitlyn turns around on her knees to face Derrick Bateman and smiles up at
him. "No...Derrick allow me..." Kaitlyn says as she places her hands onto his

"Ahhh sure bud..." Derrick moans as Kaitlyn begins to stroke his throbbing
cock with both of her hands.

Kaitlyn looks up at Bateman as she works her hands smoothly back and forth
against his shaft, while she moves her tongue gently and teasingly around the
head of his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh fuck... ahhh..." Derrick moans as Kaitlyn works over his
throbbing cock with her hands and tongue

Kaitlyn parts her lips as she wraps her lips around Derrick's cock and starts
to bob her head on his shaft, with his cock sliding in and out of her mouth.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck..." Derrick groans as the two-toned haired Diva bobs her
head smoothly on his pulsating cock. Derrick grinds his teeth together but
within moments he begins to cum inside of Kaitlyn's mouth.

Kaitlyn presses her lips tightly around his shaft and turns her head to grind
her luscious lips as his warm cum fills her mouth.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck..." Derrick moans as Kaitlyn bobs her head slightly on his
erupting cock, milking more cum from it.

After swallowing his cum Kaitlyn slowly lifts her head off of Bateman's cock,
letting his shaft fall from her mouth with a seductive pop, before licking
her lips clean.

"Ahhh yeah..." Derrick grins as Kaitlyn, "Way better than Maxine..."

Kaitlyn smiles as she stands up from knees and moves off of the bed. "Care to
wait for me handsome, while I freshen up..."

"You're gonna freshen up already?" Derrick asks with a laugh

Kaitlyn smirks a bit him. "A little personal there..." Kaitlyn says as she
walks to the bathroom in the hotel room.

"Man you are such a girl..." Derrick says as he sticks his tongue out at

Kaitlyn turns back and affectionately raises her left middle finger to
Bateman before she enters the bathroom. After Kaitlyn closes the door,
Bateman's cell phone begins to buzz.

Derrick reaches over for his cell phone that's sitting on the nightstand,
"This better be a hot girl or I'm hanging up..." Derrick says with a laugh.

"Trust me...I'm more than hot..." Maxine says on the other end of the phone.
"Derrick...guess what I'm doing right now..."

"Checking yourself for STDs?" Derrick says.

"WHAT!? NO!" Maxine snaps before she takes a calming breath. "I'm thinking of
you, Derrick..."

"Yeah... yeah... sure... sure..." Derrick says with a laugh.

"I am..." Maxine pauses "Johnny is so awful in fact he's passed out!
Could barely keep up with about pathetic!"

"Hey you made that choice Maxi... you got in bed with him and now you're
gonna marry him..." Derrick says even though he's fist pumped the air with
knowing that Maxine wants him.

"I want you, Derrick...I need you.." Maxine seductively hisses into the
phone. "Don't you miss getting all hot and sweaty with someone who knows
exactly what you want."

"I was... and then you said you were getting married so I found someone

Maxine laughs wickedly " really are a dumbass, really
think I want to marry that disgusting parasite, Johnny Curtis?"

"Yeah...cause he's everything you want... a spineless... gutless... worthless
son of a..." Derrick says before he's cut off.

"DERRICK!" Maxine snaps "I'm doing this for you, baby...for us...for do you expect us to make it big without people talking..."
Maxine pauses and laughs. "I have a plan for the wedding that I think you
might want to hear..."

"Right well... talk to me in the morning..." Derrick says as the bathroom
door opens and Kaitlyn walks out, "I'm busy having a lot of fun..."

Kaitlyn looks at Derrick and raises an eyebrow as she points to the cell
phone in his hand. "Ummm..who are you talking to?"

"Oh it's certain backstabbing liar...says she's got some big plan... because
she's having 'bedroom troubles'..."

Kaitlyn places her hands onto her hips and looks at Bateman. "Well get off
the phone, handsome...we have a long night ahead"

"Sweet!" Bateman says as he hangs up on Maxine.


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