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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Smackin' Down The Broski - Woo Woo Woo, You Know It!
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the SmackDown television tapings on July 26, 2011 at Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania's Wells Fargo Center, SmackDown General Manager Teddy Long is
leaving his office. "Teddy... bro.... Before you go I got a great idea!" Zack
Ryder says as a he approaches Teddy while sighs as his newly assigned
assistant comes towards him.

"Zack... the show's over..." Teddy Long says as he looks at the Long Island

"Bro are you serious? This the WWE... the show's never over!" Zack smiles.

Teddy sighs again, "What is it now Zack?"

"Bro... I got a great idea...The Diva Broski Challenge," Zack says, "We take
all the Divas and see which one meets all the qualities my Broskis in the WWE
Universe like the most."

"Zack that's...." Teddy Long pauses for a moment, "I'll take it under
advisement...right now I got a flight to catch..."

"Bro it's no problem, I'm here to help out..." Zack smiles, "So take care...
spike your... ummmm..." Zack trails off as he looks at Teddy Long's baldhead
as the SmackDown General Manager raises an eyebrow. Teddy Long shakes his
head and walks away, "See ya next week bro! Woo woo woo... you know it!" Zack
say as the spunky AJ Lee approaches him from behind.

AJ, dressed in a pair of tight fitting and very short black shorts and a
light pink tank top, smiles excitedly and taps Zack Ryder from behind on the

"Huh?" Zack turns around and raises an eyebrow before he looks down slightly
to notice AJ, "Oh hey cutie... what's up?" Zack asks.

AJ scrunches her nose up cutely and laughs. "Oh hey Zack! Ummm...I heard you
were named Teddy Long's new assistant! Pretty cool, huh!"

"Oh you know it... I got all sorts of great ideas to make SmackDown number
one... like... calling it Zack-Down!" Zack grins.

AJ raises an eyebrow and looks at Zack before she starts to laugh. "Ummm...
oh...that's uhhh...interesting..." AJ says before she nods her head. "But like Teddy still here? I wanted to talk to him."

"You just missed him, my new broski just left..." Zack Ryder says as he
points in the direction Teddy Long walk in. The Long Island, New York native
then smiles suddenly, "Whoa... you know you can help out with something!"

AJ curiously raises an eyebrow and laughs "With what?"

"I got this killer idea... the WWE Diva Broski Challenge..." Zack Ryder
grins, "It's to find out what Divas are totally broski material!"

AJ scrunches her nose up and innocently looks at Zack Ryder. "And how do you
figure that out?"

Zack Ryder pauses, "You know bro... I have no idea..." Zack laughs, "Probably
to see what Divas can hang and bang with the Long Island Iced Z..." Zack adds
while shrugging his shoulders.

"Hang and bang?" AJ says with a laugh. "Well if that's the case, I betch-ya
nobody does it better than this girl...right here!" AJ says as she points to

"Bro are you serious?" Zack Ryder asks.

AJ nods her head and smiles "Oh yeah! I am like totally serious!"

The former Tag Team Champion licks his lips, "Okay bro... let's go... in here
and let's see how you hang and bang..." Zack says as he points at the door to
Teddy Long's office.

* * *

A few minuets later inside of Teddy Long's office, Zack Ryder is sitting on
the couch as AJ bobs her head eagerly up and down on his long hard Long
Island dick.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" AJ cutely moans as she wraps her perky and pouty
lips around his shaft as she bobs her head back and forth, taking his cock
eagerly into her small mouth.

"Awwww yeah bro... mmmm!" Zack moans as AJ bobs her head at a brisk pace on
his cock while easily taking most of his cock past her lips.

AJ lifts her beautiful and adorably innocent eyes up to look at Zack Ryder as
she steadily bobs her head back and forth, sliding her tongue against the
bottom side of his shaft.

"Awwwww fuck..." Zack moans as AJ works her tongue against the bottom side of
his cock while sucking and slurping on his dick.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" AJ moans and cutely smiles around Ryder's cock as she
swiftly bobs her head up and down, taking him further into her eager mouth as
her wet saliva drips down.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" AJ moans and cutely smiles around Ryder's cock as she
swiftly bobs her head up and down, taking him further into her eager mouth as
her wet saliva drips down.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck bro..." Zack Ryder moans as AJ opens her mouth wider to fit
all of his cock into her mouth.

"MMMMMMMMMM!" AJ moans as her soft lips stretch around his cock as she
continues to swiftly and steadily bob her head.

"Ahhhhh fuck awwww yeah... mmmm!" Zack moans as AJ begins to lift her head up
off of his saliva covered dick.

AJ smiles up at Zack Ryder and places her hands onto his knees in order to
lift herself up. "How was that, Zack!?"

"Damn bro... that was an eleven out of ten!" Zack grins as he leans forward
and helps AJ up onto his lap so that she can lower her hot tight pussy onto
his cock.

" really think so?" AJ asks with a moan as she places
her hands onto his nicely toned, tanned chest and starts to bounce on his

"Awwww yeah!" Zack nods his head as he places his hands on AJ's slender hip
before he starts to thrust his cock upward into her twat.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh gosh...ohhhhhh!" AJ moans and licks her perky lips as she
continues to bounce up and down on Ryder's rock hard cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh.." Zack groans as AJ bounces at a quick pace on his cock as if it
was a pogo stick.

"Ohhhhh gosh, Zack!" AJ moans and tilts her head back as she energetically
bounces up and down on his cock, rocking at a quick pace.

"Awww yeah bro!" Zack groans as AJ rapidly bounces up and down on his upward
thrusting cock.

" like it Zack, like really like it?" AJ asks and moans as she
continues to swiftly bounce on his cock.

"Oh yeah bro... you know it!" Zack groans as AJ rides ups large Long Island
cock. Zack holds on to AJ as he stands up from the couch and the third place
runner up for NXT Season 3 instantly wraps her legs around his waist as he
starts to fuck her while standing.

"Ohhhhhhhh yeah...ohhhh gosh Zack!" AJ moans as her petite, adorably curved
body easily bounces up and down on Zack Ryder's cock as the new assistant for
Theodore Long thrusts up into her pussy as he stands and holds her.

Zack licks his lips as AJ holds on to him as he plows his cock deep into her
snatch while easily holding her up.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." AJ moans and closes her eyes as she rocks back on
Ryder's cock, keeping her smooth, gorgeous legs wrapped tightly around his

"Mmmmm yeah bro... mmmmm fuck!" Zack groans as AJ slides her hands up to his
shoulders while he rams his cock deep and swift into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm! Ohhhhh gosh! Ohhhhhh!" AJ moans as her petite body jolts
with each of Zack Ryder's firm, deep thrusts.

"Ahhh fuck... awww yeah you like it bro? Yeah you know it!" Zack moans as he
hammers AJ's hot pussy as she leans backward so that she's almost hanging
from his waist.

"'s awesome, Zack! Mmmmmmm!" AJ moans as she sharply
drops down on his cock as Ryder lowers her firmly down.

Zack Ryder licks his lips as he drills AJ's hot wet pussy until he feels her
legs slipping from his waist. Zack lifts AJ off of his cock turns and sets
her on the couch where AJ gets onto her hands and knees.

AJ turns her head back and licks her lips " Just think! I was gonna go back
to my hotel room and play a video game for the rest of the night!" AJ says
with a laugh.

"Bro are you serious?" Zack asks as he kneels behind AJ and guides his cock
into her pussy as AJ pushes back so that her adorable ass presses against his

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...I love video games....they are like so
awe-mmmmmmm-some...." AJ moans and grits her teeth slightly as she feels his
cock deeply entering her from behind.

"Mmmmm bro... you're too damn fine to just play some games..." Zack groans as
he starts to fuck AJ's tight pussy with firm thrusts

"Ohhhhhh...mmmm what should I be doing than?" AJ asks with a moan and a cute
laugh as she rocks forward on her knees with him thrusting into her.

"Ahhhh you could like.... umm watch my show on YouTube.... or follow me on
Twitter or like me on Facebook!" Zack groans as he jokes around with AJ as he
quickens the pace of his thrusts.

"Oh! Gosh no!" AJ moans and laughs. "Video games are my type of thing!"

"Bro I was.... ahhh kidding!" Zack laughs as he hammers AJ's pussy with his
big Long Island cock.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...mmmm you should like totally play with me sometime...I can
handle a controller pretty good..." AJ moans and smiles as she rocks back on
her knees at an eager pace. "Not that I'm bragging...or...ahhhh anything"

"Bro I can see.... fuck... how you handle.... ahhhh a joystick..." Zack
grunts as he rams his cock balls deep into AJ's twat.

AJ cutely laughs and smiles. "Oh gosh yeah! Woo...mmmmm...woo ohhhhh... know-ahhhhhh it..." AJ moans and adorably bites down on her bottom
lip as she steals Ryder's catch phrase.

"Awww bro... you just made broski of the week!" Zack groans as his cock
starts to throb inside of AJ's tight wet snatch.

AJ scrunches her nose up and laughs. "Really!?"

"Woo... woo... fucking woo.... you know it!" Zack groans as his cock pulsates
heavily inside of AJ's pussy as he continues to fuck her.

"Mmmmmmm! Awesome!" AJ moans and smiles as she rocks back on her knees to
eagerly push against his cock.

"Mmmmm awww..." Zack pulls his throbbing cock out of AJ's hot wet pussy and
begins to stroke his shaft. Within a few moments, the self-proclaimed
Internet Champion starts to unload his warm spunk all over AJ's juicy round

AJ licks her lips and blushes cutely as she feels Zack Ryder's warm cum
spraying onto her adorable ass.

"Mmmmm yeah bro... mmmmm..." Zack moans as he continues to stroke his cock
until he's finished cumming.

AJ turns her head to look over her shoulder at Zack Ryder. "So...did I pass
the challenge!?!" AJ asks with an excited smile.

"Bro you passed the challenge with flying colors..." Zack grins.


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