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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Smoked Machismo
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following his loss of the Intercontinental Championship to Goldust during the 1996 Royal Rumble pay-per-view, Razor Ramon, wearing black trunks with gold razors printed on them, is returning to the backstage area shaking his head in disbelief. "How the hell happen...did that freak actually... get to me... get to the bad guy?" Razor asks himself as he passes by a number of Superstars who making last minute preparations before the start of the Royal Rumble match itself. The four-time Intercontinental Champion soon is in the vicinity of locker rooms and heads for the one with name on it. The oily-haired Superstar opens the door to his assigned space and stops once he enters when he sees Marlena, wearing a gold dress, tapping a gold cigar against her lips as she looks around. "Hey... chica... you're in the wrong place... that freak you came out with... this ain't his locker room..." Razor says.

Marlena turns her head toward Razor and smirks, "Oh... but will be next time... because Goldust is going to have that championship belt for... a long time... and so... might as well see what kind of accommodations we'll be in from now on..."

"Hey, look, but don't get use to it, first chance I get, I'm taking back my belt, so hit the bricks..." Razor says as he leaves the locker room door open when he moves towards the small couch where he left his duffel bag.

Marlena presses her lips together and steps towards the locker room door, but instead of leaving, she closes it, "Don't be so bitter that you lost to a superior man..."

Razor turns back towards Marlena, "Man? He ain't no man, he's a freak... shouldn't even be allowed in the WWF..."

Marlena shrugs, "Seems to me that no one has beaten him... and now he has gold... your gold... but... I'm not really concerned with that..."

"I don't care what you're concerned, the bad guy is in a bad mood...." Razor begins to says.

"Losing can be devastating... but maybe if you give me what I want... I can improve your mood..."

"What?" Razor asks with a puzzled look on his face.

"You... I love my cigars... they are Cubans... and... I love few things more than wrapping my lips around a nice... long... Havana ... and since you're the closest thing there is to a Cuban around let me smoke your pole... and... fuck me real good... and I'll..." Marlena pauses and smirks, "I'll see about Goldust granting you another chance to star with him in a championship level production..."

Razor Ramon shakes his head, "Yo, did you just say..."

"I don't repeat myself..." Marlena says as she holds her unlit cigar near her mouth so that she can flick her tongue against the end of it.

"I ain't doing anything for the night... you wanna mess around, alright you'll get to mess around with the bad guy..." Razor says.

Marlena licks her lips as she tosses her cigar perfectly into a trash can, "Then lights... camera... action..." Marlena says as she lowers the straps of her stunning gold dress so that she can push it downward, revealing first her large and firm tits, flat stomach, neatly trimmed pussy and round ass. After stepping out of her dress, Marlena approaches Razor and places her hands on his slightly hairy and sweat coated chest. The gorgeous blond rakes her fingernails lightly against Razor's torso as she slowly sinks down to kneel on the floor. Marlena then grabs the waistband of the former Intercontinental Champion's trunks and yanks them down with one smooth motion, freeing Razor's very large and thick cock which is already in the process of becoming erect.

"Mmmmm... just as I expected..." Marlena says as she wraps her left hand around the base of Razor's cock and spits some saliva on it's head. The stunning blond then uses her right hand to spread her saliva over the crown of Razor's dick.

"Ahhh..." Razor lets out a groans as Marlena rubs the palm of her right hand against the bell-end of his dick for a few moments.

Marlena licks her lips as she places her right hand on Razor's waist before she proceeds to take his cock into her mouth, "Mmmmm..." Marlena lets out a moan of satisfaction as she gets her first taste of Razor's large dick.

"Awww.. mmmm..." The Superstar who oozes machismo moans as Marlena wraps her lips around his cock and begins to bob her head back and forth on his shaft.

"Mmmm ohhh..." Marlena moans as she rubs her pouty lips against Razor's dick as she smoothly bobs her head on it.

"Ahhh ahhhh..." Razor groans and tilts his oily black haired head back as the newest blond to appear in the WWF steadily bobbles her head on his pole.

"Mmmm... mmmm..." Marlena moans as she takes Razor's cock further into her mouth while she rocks slightly on her knees.

"Ohhhh... ahhh..." Razor Ramon moans as he looks down at Marlena as she keeps bobbing her head on his dick, easily handling three-fourths of his tool whenever she moves her head forward.

"Ohhhh.. ohhh..." Marlena moans as she tilts her head from side to side, pressing her lips against Razor's shaft while holding it within her mouth.

"Ahhhh yeah aww..." Razor groans while Marlena taps her tongue up against the bottom side of his dick for a few moments before she starts to lift her had up off of his cock.

"Much better than my cigars..." Marlena says with a sly tone before she motions for Razor to sit on the couch.

"All fine chicas loves a taste of machismo..." Razor says with a smirk as lifts his duffle bag off the couch and drops it on the floor before sitting down.

"Not interested in your machismo..." Marlena says as she crawls seductively towards Razor and places her hands on her his knees. Gracefully, the gorgeous blond rises up from the floor and straddles the bad guy's lap where she smoothly lowers her very tight and moist pussy down onto his cock.

"Ahhhh..." Razor groans as Marlena takes his large, saliva coated dick into her cunt and he lays his hands on her perfectly tanned thighs.

"Ohhhhh... ohhhh..." Marlena moans as she places her hands on Razor's shoulders while she begins to rock back and forth on his meat stick.

"Awww.... ahhhh..." Razor moans as Marlena grinds her moist pussy down on his rock hard tool.

"Mmmmm ohhh yes... mmmm..." Marlena moans as she rocks smoothly on Razor's large and thick shaft.

"Ahhhh... ahhh...fuck..." Razor groans as he watches Marlena's large tits bounce as she moves backwards and forwards on his tool.

"Ahhhhh ohhh... mmmm..." Marlena moans lustfully while closes her eyes as Razor begins to thrust his stiff shaft up into her cunt.

"Aww... awww..." Razor grunts as he plows his large tool up into the blond's snug, warm and moist pussy.

"Mmmmm fuck ohhh... ohhh yes... mmm..." Marlena moans as she moves her hands from Razor's shoulders to his chest as he rams his dick up into her.

"Ahhhh... awww...." Razor moans as he pushes every inch of his dick up into Marlena's pussy as she starts to bounce on his lap.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck... ohhhh..." Marlena moans and tilts her blond haired head back as she rises and drops on Razor's thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmmm shit... awww..." Razor groans while he repeatedly rams his shaft up into Marlena's twat.

"Ohhh ohhhh mmm... fuck... ohhh..." Marlena licks her lips as her body jolts upward thanks to each one of Razor's powerful upward thrusts.

"Ahhhh damn awww..." Razor Ramon moans as he drives his shaft up into Marlena's cunt a few more times before he starts to turn to lay the petite blond on the couch while shifting to a kneeling position as she wraps her legs around his waist.

"Mmmmm ohhh ahhh..." Marlena moans while she moves against the couch as Razor plows his large cock into her twat.

"Awww... ahhhh mmmm..." Razor groans while he pumps his long hard shaft into Marlena's tight wet pussy.

"Mmmm ahhhh ohhhh fuck..." Marlena moans as she feels Razor's balls crashing between her legs with each one of his firm thrusts into her cunt.

"Ahhh... ahhhh... awww..." The bad guy grunts as he watches Marlena's large tits bounce while he pounds her pussy.

"Ohhh ohhhh mmm..." The blond haired beauty moans and arches her back as Razor repeatedly rams his dick into her.

"Ahhh awww... ahhh..." Razor Ramon moans as he keeps a steady pace as he rams his dick deeply into Marlena's snatch.

"Ohhh... mmmm yes ohhhh..." Marlena moans as she moves her hands over her large tits while sweat drips off of her body as it shakes on the couch after each one of Razor's thrusts.

"Awww... shit ahhh... ohhhh..." Razor grunts deeply while he pumps every inch of his cock into Marlena's twat.

"Ohhh mmmm yes ohhh ohhhh..." Marlena groans lustfully as Razor's dick pistons in and out of her wet and tight pussy.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh... awww... mmm..." Razor groans as he delivers several more thrusts into the blond's wet snatch before pulling out. The former Intercontinental Champion turns Marlena over onto her stomach and pulls her ass up so that he can shove his cock into her juicy round backside.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Marlena moans as she keeps her head down on the couch as Razor begins to pump his cock in and out of her asshole.

"Ahhhh... aww..." Razor grunts as he delivers a series of powerful thrusts into Marlena's rear end.

"Ohhhh yes... mmmm fuck my ass... ohhhh!" Marlena moans as her face and tits push against the couch cushion as Razor hammers her asshole.

"Ahhh... ahhhh awww..." Razor grits his teeth while he slams his cock balls deep into Marlena's ass with each of his thrusts.

"Ohhhh mmmm fuck ohhhh ohhhhh!" Marlena groans and licks her lips as she manages to prop up her upper body with her elbows on the couch so that she look back at Razor while he slams his dick repeatedly into her ass.

"Ahhhh awww fuck... ahhh..." Razor groans as he increases the pace of his thrusts while he grabs Marlena's waist to jerk her backwards.

"Ohhhh ohhh fuck ohhh..." Marlena moans as her bolt jolts forward as a reaction to each of Razor's stiff thrusts while his balls smack against her rear cheeks.

"Awwww ahhhh... ahhhh..." The former Intercontinental Champion grunts as he is relentless with how he's fucking the ass of the petite blond.

"Mmmmm ohhhh fuck ohhh... mmmm..." Marlena moans as she tosses her blond hair back as Razor's thrusts begin to become unsteady when his cock begins to throb.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh aww... mmmmm fuck..." Razor moans as he keeps plowing his large pulsating cock into Marlena's backside.

"Ohhhh ohhh mmmm ohhh..." Marlena moans and licks her lips.

"Awww... ahhh... awww..." Razor lets out a grunt as he starts to cum inside of Marlena's backside.

"Mmmmm shit... ohhhh yes... mmmm..." Marlena groans in satisfaction as she feels Razor's spunk flooding her ass for several moments.

"Ahhh... fuck..." Razor groans as he holds his cock inside of Marlena's cum filled ass for a few moments before pulling out. The bad guy turns and sits on the couch as Marlena turns around on her knees and places her right hand at the base of his dick.

"In case you forgot... I do love to smoke a Cuban..." Marlena smirks as Razor as she proceeds to lower her head and drags her tongue against Razor's shaft, collecting a few drops of cum that is smeared on his tool.


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