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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Somebody Call My Momma!
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

After squashing Heath Slater in 52-seconds during the January 23, 2012
broadcast of RAW Supershow, the only massive, living, breathing Funkasaurus
(in captivity) known as Brodus Clay, wearing his white wrestling singlet, is
returning to his locker room with his gorgeous Funkettes, Naomi and Cameron.
"Sheee... that southern rock boy ain't had no funk...just rolled him over..."
Brodus says with a big smile as he comments on his easily he defeated the
self-proclaimed One Man Rock Band.

Naomi nods her head. "That's right, Brodus! Nobody brings the funk like you

"And I'm gonna keep bringing the funk... every week and every show..." Brodus
says with a wide smile.

Cameron smiles excitedly and claps her hands. "Brodus, you are so amazing!
And nobody has the moves like you do!"

"Now don't be lyin' Cameron, cause my momma has moves even I don't got..."
Brodus says with a laugh.

Naomi places her hands onto her nicely curved and juicy. "Oh hell to the no,! Ya'll can move it."

Brodus laughs, "That's right I can... just don't tell my momma..." Brodus

Cameron smiles and cutely laughs. "So when do we get to dance again with you,

"Oh you know you get to dance with the Funkasaurus any time I go out
there..." Brodus replies.

Naomi licks her lips slightly and looks at Brodus Clay. "What else do we get
do with ya'll, big man?"

"Who are you tryin' to play Naomi... ya know ya get to get down and funky..."
Brodus replies.

Cameron smiles and eagerly looks at Brodus Clay. "Really!? We do!?"

"Sheee... like ya need to ask..." Brodus smiles.

Cameron licks her lips and places her hands onto Brodus Clay's powerful chest
as Naomi moves her hands against his powerful left arm. "Nobody can funk like
ya'll, Brodus!" Naomi says loudly.

* * *

A short time later in Brodus's locker room, the 6'7" 375 Funkasaurus has his
hands on his waist as Cameron and Naomi eagerly tag team his massive stiff

"Mmmmmmm..." Cameron sweetly moans as she moves her wet tongue against the
large shaft of his cock, while Naomi moves her tongue against the opposite
side of his shaft, with both gorgeous dancers moving their tongues with

"Mmmm yeah.... show me how ya get down girls..." Brodus moans as Naomi and
Cameron work their tongues up and down against the sides of his big fat dick

Naomi works her tongue to the head of his cock as she works her tongue around
the swollen surface, while Cameron continues to work her tongue on his nicely
saliva coated shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmm sheee..." Brodus moans as Naomi slides and slaps her tongue over
the large head of his cock while Cameron eagerly works over the length of his
pole with her tongue.

Cameron soon starts to guide her wet tongue up Brodus Clay's large cock and
reaches the head of his cock as her tongue and Naomi's tongue work together
over the large head of his cock.

"Mmmmm damn..." Brodus groans as Cameron and Naomi perfectly tag team the
head of his cock, coating it with their warm saliva.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Naomi moans as her tongue moves over and against
Cameron's tongue as the two gorgeous dancers move their tongues smoothly over
the monstrous cock of Brodus Clay.

"Awww damn... you two are making it real hard to see who gets the funk
first..." Brodus says with a moan.

Cameron sweetly slaps her wet tongue against the head of Brodus Clay's cock,
while Naomi starts to work her tongue back down his large shaft.

"Mmmmm aahhhh..." Brodus moans as Naomi's tongue travels down the length of
his cock while Cameron circles her tongue over the top of his shaft.

Cameron lifts her head up and smiles. "Can I get the funk first, Brodus!?"
Cameron eagerly asks.

"Mmmm sheee... sure..." Brodus nods his head as Naomi proceeds to lift her
head up away from his saliva coated cock.

Naomi smirks, "Ya'll better not forget about this fine ass sista..."

"Would I do that?" Brodus asks Naomi as Cameron turns around on the floor and
gets on all fours. Brodus kneels behind Cameron and guides his Planet Funk
cock into Cameron's hot wet and tight black pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh gosh, Brodus!" Cameron moans and innocently cries out
from the firm and deep thrust of Brodus's cock.

"Mmmmm my bad..." Brodus says with a grunt as he begins to thrust his cock in
and out of Cameron's pussy.

Cameron looks back at Brodus and smiles. "It's ok...Brodus..." Cameron says
and licks her lips as she rocks back and forth while on her knees with his
cock thrusting into her.

"Ahhhh sheee..." Brodus groans as he places his hands on Cameron's hips as he
thrusts his cock deeply into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Cameron moans and licks her lips as she
starts to lightly push back against his cock, with her nicely juicy black ass
smacking against his powerful waist.

"Ahhhh mmmm yeah..." Brodus groans as he increases the pace and force of his
thrusts as he hammers Cameron's snatch from behind.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Cameron moans loudly as she moves forward on
her knees with his large cock entering her pussy from behind.

Brodus Clay licks his lips as he plows his massive cock deeper and harder
into Cameron's cunt as she rocks back against him.

Naomi presses her lips together as she watches Brodus Clay pumping his cock
into Cameron. "Now ya'll better not forget about me..."

"Mmmm I wouldn't do that... sheee..." Brodus replies to Naomi as he pulls his
cock out of Cameron's pussy. Turning his attention Naomi, Brodus moves
between Naomi's legs as she lays on the floor and guides his huge cock into
her pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah big man..." Naomi moans loudly and licks her lips as she
feels his large cock pumping into her nicely wet black pussy.

"Ahhhh sheee... here comes the funk..." Brodus groans as he pumps his huge
cock deeply into Naomi's twat.

Naomi raises her nicely toned, smooth and gorgeous black legs to wrap them
around his waist as she moves back and forth against the floor with him
steadily thrusting into her.

The big man from Planet Funk plows his cock repeatedly into Naomi's cunt as
she moves underneath him on the floor.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah! Ya'll...ahhhhh know what this...ahhhh girl
likes!" Naomi moans as she grinds against his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm sheee..." Brodus groans as he drives his cock all the way into
Naomi's pussy with each of his powerful thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh....." Naomi moans and pushes back as much as possible
against the firm pace of his thrusts.

"Mmmm yeah time to give Cam some more funk..." Brodus grunts as he pulls out
of Naomi's pussy. The massive former bodyguard moves to sit on the locker
room couch before helping Cameron onto his lap in order to lower her onto his

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...big daddy..." Cameron moans and places her hands
onto Brodus's powerful chest as she starts to rocks forward on his cock as
she sits on his lap with his large cock starting to thrust up into her pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmm shee..." Brodus groans as he places his strong hands on Cameron's
hips as he thrusts his cock up into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh Brodus...mmmm ..." Cameron moans as she bounces
easily on his cock, with his shaft deeply ramming up into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Brodus grunts as he pumps his cock briskly up into Cameron's
pussy as she bounces repeatedly on his tool.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh gosh..." Cameron moans and licks her lips as she
feels his cock deeply ramming upward into her pussy, causing her to bounce at
a brisk, firm pace.

Brodus lifts Cameron up and down on his massive cock as he rams it firmly up
into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm!" Cameron moans as she rocks back on his cock,
before rapidly bouncing up and down on his cock as he easily thrusts up into

As Naomi comes up onto the couch to sit next to Brodus, the Funkasaurus lifts
Cameron off of his cock which allows Naomi to take her place on Brodus's huge
meaty dick.

Naomi smirks and places her hands onto his powerful chest as she starts to
immediately bounce up and down on his cock. "Ohhhhh yeah...ya'll know...I'm
callin' your...momma..."

"Mmmmm you really gonna call my momma... sheee..." Brodus grunts as he pumps
his cock briskly and firmly up into Naomi's black snatch.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah! Mmmmmm!" Naomi moans loudly as she rocks back and
grinds her pussy down on his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmmm awwww..." Brodus groans as he thrusts his cock repeatedly up
into Naomi's pussy as she grinds herself on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit..." Naomi moans and grits her teeth as she starts to

"Awww mmmm sheee..." Brodus groans as his cock starts to throb within Naomi's
pussy as Naomi's juices flow down over it.

Naomi licks her lips as she grinds her wet and tight pussy down on his cock
as she feels his massive shaft thrusting upward.

Brodus Clay groans as Naomi grinds her soaking wet snatch down on his
throbbing massive cock. Brodus soon lifts Naomi off of his cock and Cameron
grabs his pulsating dick with both hands and begins to stroke it.

Cameron smiles and looks up at Brodus " like that, Brodus?"
Cameron asks before she guides his large cock into her mouth.

"Mmmm shee... you know it baby girl..." Brodus moans as Cameron begins to bob
her head on the top portion of his throbbing cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Cameron moans eagerly around his cock as she bobs
her head back and forth, with her soft lips brushing on his large shaft.

"Ahhhh.... mmmmmm fuck..." Brodus Clay moans as he soon begins to cum inside
of Cameron's talented mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm...." Cameron moans and presses her lips tightly around his
shaft, turning her head as she eagerly accepts his large load of cum.

"Mmmmm shee... that was funky right there..." Brodus groans as Cameron milks
all the cum out of his erupting cock.

Cameron nods her head and opens her empty mouth after swallowing his cum.
Naomi raises an eyebrow and places her hands onto her hips. "Oh! Hell to the
no! Ya'll didn't save any for me, Cam!? What the...FUNK!?"

"Don't get all hot Naomi... you know there's more of that coming from The
Funkasaurus..." Brodus says.


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