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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Spearing Management
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the September 18, 2012 taping of Friday Night SmackDown, the Rated R
Hall of Famer Edge, dressed in jeans, a gray t-shirt and a black leather
jacket, is returning to the backstage area of Philadelphia's Wells Fargo
Center. "And I thought Kane was nuts before... and that goatboy... man... I'm
glad I'm retired or I'd be needing to see a therapist..." Edge says out loud
as he talks to himself as he passes by Kane and Daniel Bryan's anger
management counselor, Doctor Shelby.

Dr. Shelby raises an eyebrow and turns his head in Edge's direction before he
smiles "That is quite an interesting thought you have...." Dr. Shelby
comments, interrupting Edge's thoughts.

Edge stops walking and looks at Dr. Shelby, "Huh? Who are you?" Edge asks

"Allow me to introduce myself...I'm Dr. Shelby..." The anger management
therapist replies as he extends a hand.

Edge shakes Dr. Shelby's outstretched hand, "Oh... you're the quack who did
such a good job with Kane and Daniel Bryan..."

"Quack?" Dr. Shelby asks with confusion. "Mr. Edge, I am a professional...."
Dr. Shelby then pauses for a moment. "I couldn't help overhearing what you
were saying just now...and it's very interesting because I was just in a
meeting with Booker T and Ms. Lee...."

"I'm sure that was very interesting... " Edge says as he interrupts Dr.
Shelby but his comment doesn't stop the anger management counselor from

"They both believe that my services could be very beneficial to you..." Dr.
Shelby says with a smile in his calm voice.

Edge raises an eyebrow, "I don't think so..."

Dr. Shelby nods his head "My methods do work..." Dr. Shelby says before he
puts an arm around Edge and begins to guide him down the hallway. "My office
is just this way..." Dr. Shelby says as he walks beside the Rated R Hall of
Famer. "Now...I understand several years ago you did a not so nice thing to a
good friend of yours..."

"Listen... listen... I don't need your services..." Edge says as he tries to
step away from Dr. Shelby.

"Where you feeling angry at this friend of yours? Is that why you did
something that was mean to him?" Dr. Shelby asks as he continues on.

Edge pauses and then smirks, "Actually, you should go talk to him about his
behavior back then and why his girlfriend wanted to 'upgrade' her personal

Dr. Shelby pauses for a moment and removes his arm from around Edge. "You
know, Mr. Edge...I am very concerned about you...your issues of anger are not
good...I think your anger is correlated with your sexual desires...I
understand that your sexual urges sometimes get the better of you...I
understand that you've had quite the number of sexual partners...Do you take
your aggression out with sex, Mr. Edge?'

Edge smirks, "Depends on my mood.... sex is a great release... but I doubt
you would know anything about that..."

Dr. Shelby turns and looks at Edge "I'm not exactly sure what that means..."
Dr. Shelby pauses and shakes his head "As I was saying, I believe you seek
out intimacy with others due to your inner rage and anger..."

"Well here's the thing... I go out and hook up because I can... so... nice
try, but keep your psycho-babble to someone who has issues..." Edge says as
he firmly smacks Doctor Shelby's arm before trying to step around him.

"Now another possibility about your sexual nature is that possibly you're
hiding something such as, homosexuality...." Dr. Shelby comments before
nodding his head "Ms. Lee did inform me that you were particularly close to
two individuals, I believe she said Christian and Randy Orton..."

Edge raises an eyebrow and then smirks, "So... in your mind, two men can't be
friends without fucking... damn... you're a homophobe... wonder if Kane and
Daniel Bryan know that..."

"Now...that is not what I was saying..." Dr. Shelby replies as he appears to
become agitated.

"It really all makes sense, you pushed for Kane and Daniel Bryan to be a
'team' when those two really don't want anything to do with the other... you
sure have some sick fantasies..." Edge says as he continues to provoke the
anger management counselor.

Dr. Shelby shakes his head "No...that's not how it is...." He replies, with
his voice becoming firmer.

"Sure it is... and look, what you choose to do is your business... but I
wouldn't want to let too many people know you like guys in red leather masks
getting it on with goat faced trolls..."

"Stop it! Enough!" Dr. Shelby yells and shakes his head "You people here
are....UNBELIEVABLE!" Dr. Shelby snaps.

Edge raises an eyebrow, "Wow have some real anger issues... you
should go get some serious help..." Edge smirks before he successfully steps
around the frustrated Doctor Shelby.

"I....I do not have anger issues!" Dr. Shelby yells "I am completely in

"Sure...whatever you say..." Edge replies as he walks away from Doctor
Shelby. As Edge walks away from Dr. Shelby with an amused smirk on his face
as the often described "Master Manipulator" was able to do just that in order
to have Dr. Shelby leave him alone, he turns the corner as the former Divas
Champion, Layla, exits the women's locker room, dressed in her light purple
bottoms and matching sports bra-like top.

"Hey Lay..." Edge says as he approaches Layla as she adjusts her top before
stepping away from the locker room door.

"Oh hey!" Layla says before she wraps her arms around Edge and gives him a
hug "I was hoping to see you!"

"Oh really?" Edge grins as he wraps his arms around Layla to return the hug.

Layla nods her head and takes a step back as she breaks the hug with the
Rated R Hall of Famer. "Yeah! what's new, what's going on!?"

"What's new... well I just had a disturbing conversation with that Shelby
guy... man he has some issues..." Edge says, "Got another offer to appear in
a future episode of Haven... and you know... enjoying retirement..." Edge
grins as he slides a hand through his short hair.

Layla laughs and shakes her head "It's hard getting use to the short hair..."

Edge laughs a bit, "It must not be that hard since you didn't comment on it
first like every one else does..."

Layla shrugs her shoulders and smiles "I kinda like it..."

"That's good to know..." Edge says with a grin. "So what's up with what went
down Sunday at the Pay-Per-View with Eve..." Edge starts to say.

Layla shakes her head and presses her lips together "I have no clue...but I
know that bitch is up to something...."

"It sure looked strange... but you know what, you'll get the belt back, trust
me, I know all about cashing in on opportunities and then losing...just ask
Cena next time you see him..." Edge says jokingly.

Layla nods her head and winks "I'll remember that."

Edge smirks, "What was the wink for... is that code for you'll ask him after
something else?" Edge asks teasingly.

Layla places her hands onto her hips "Now...just what type of girl do you
think I am?"

"A WWE Diva of course..." Edge smirks.

Layla presses her lips together and shakes her head "And you still haven't

"You didn't think I actually would did you?" Edge asks.

Layla shrugs her shoulders "I'm just surprised you haven't tried to barge
into the locker room yet..."

"Well I was going to... but then you came out into the hallway..." Edge

Layla playfully smiles at Edge "So are you coming in or not?"

"Absolutely..." Edge smirks and he proceeds to follow Layla when she turns
around to head back into the Divas locker room.

Layla turns her head back and smiles "Miss it at all?" Layla asks before she
turns around to completely face the Rated R Hall of Famer.

Edge smirks as he takes off his leather jacket and tosses it onto a table,
"Well I don't miss getting beaten up every night... but I do miss the
everyday perk of being with the hottest women on the planet..." Edge replies.

Layla nods her head and presses her lips together. "Always about sex, isn't

"This coming from the Diva who takes every opportunity to 'feel up' her
competition during a match..." Edge replies with a teasing tone.

Layla raises an eyebrow and smirks "Oh...we're going there, are we?" Layla
asks as she steps closer to Edge.

Edge grins, "Hey... it's not like I'm the only person who's noticed you've
got 'roaming hands'...and it's not a bad thing at all..." Edge says as Layla
steps even closer to him.

"Well...I am very skilled with my hands..." Layla replies as she starts to
lower herself down onto her knees in front of him.

"Oh I know your flawless with how you use them..." Edge grins as Layla begins
to unbuckle his belt while he removes his t-shirt. Despite no longer having
the muscle mass from when he was a WWE Superstar, Edge's lean body is still
very well toned, making him look taller when Layla looks up at him.

Layla licks her lips and slides the belt from around the waist of his jeans,
carelessly dropping the belt down onto the floor, before she proceeds to
unbutton and unzip his jeans.

Edge smirks down at Layla as she grabs the waistline of his jean and pulls
them down from his waist and down his legs, exposing his long, thick and
hardening Canadian cock.

Layla presses her pouty lips together and places her left hand around his
shaft as she starts to work her hand along his hardening shaft.

"Mmmm..." Edge moans as Layla moves her left hand back and forth along the
length of his shaft.

"Yeah, you like that baby....don't you?" Layla asks with a smile as she works
her hand against his shaft before leaning her head down and slapping her
tongue against the head of his cock.

"Ohhh yeah..." Edge moans and smirks down at Layla as she laps her tongue
against the swollen head of his cock while she pumps her hand along the
length of the shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Layla moans as she gently works her tongue around the
head of Edge's cock, spreading her saliva, as she continues to work her hand
on his cock.

"Mmmmm...." Edge groans as Layla slides her tongue all over the head of his
stiff cock as she works her hand back and forth on it as well.

Layla closes her eyes and parts her lips as she greedily takes the Rated R
Hall of Famer's cock into her flawless mouth. Layla wraps her lips around his
shaft and begins to bob her head.

Edge places his hands on his waist as Layla bobs her head eagerly on his rock
hard Canadian cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm" Layla moans as she steadily bobs her head back and
forth, with her lips brushing down against his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Edge groans as Layla sucks his cock at a steady yet greedy
pace. Edge smirks as Layla places her hands on his thighs.

Layla lightly rocks forward on her knees and deeply takes his cock inside of
her mouth, letting her lips swiftly brush along his incredible cock.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Edge moans a she places his hands on Layla's dark haired head
as she sucks and slurps on his tool.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Layla moans around Edge's meaty cock as she
bobs her head and continues to take him deeply into her flawless mouth.

"Ohhhh yeah suck it..." Edge moans as Layla laps her tongue against the
bottom side of his dick whenever she takes his tool all the way into her

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...gahhhhh...gahhhhhh...gahhhhhh..." Layla moans and
seductively gags around Edge's cock as her saliva heavily drips down his

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm..." Edge licks his teeth as Layla's saliva drips down and
off of his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Layla moans as she looks up at Edge while her lips
swiftly move along his shaft.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm fuck..." Edge groans as the mocha skinned Diva rapidly
bobs her head on his stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Layla moans and turns her head to seductively grind her lips
on his shaft before she slowly lifts her head.

Edge licks his teeth as Layla stands up and begins to lift up her light
purple top.

Layla removes her light purple top over her head and lets the top drop down
onto the floor, exposing her nicely rounded and flawlessly perky tits. Layla
smirks at Edge before she starts to push down her light purple bottoms.

Edge smirks as Layla exposes her flawlessly shaven pussy, "You know I may not
like English Muffins... but I love English Muff..." Edge says jokingly as he
steps closer to Layla to reaches down to rub her pussy while she's stepping
out of her bottoms.

Layla raises an eyebrow "That really lame..."

Edge smirks, "Yeah... but it's the best running joke in the locker room..."
Edge says as Layla proceeds to push him towards the locker room's couch.

Layla shakes her head "You boys are really immature..." Layla says as she
pushes him back to sit down on the couch before moving to straddle his lap
and lowering down on his cock.

"Mmmmm what's your point?" Edge asks with a grin as Layla takes his cock deep
into her twat.

Layla smirks " boys need to grow up...a bit..." Layla says as she
starts to rock forward on his cock.

"Fuck that..." Edge replies with a laugh and groans as he begins to thrust
his cock upward into Layla's snatch.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh come might be fun..." Layla replies with a slight
moan as she begins to bounce on his cock, while flawlessly rocking back and

"Ahhhh right... mmmm..." Edge smirks at Layla as she bounces on his stiff
cock as he thrusts his shaft up into her.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh yeah baby..." Layla moans and licks her lips as she
swiftly bounces and rocks on his cock, feeling his Rated R shaft spearing
into her wet snatch.

"Awwww shit... mmmm..." Edge licks his teeth as he places his hands on
Layla's hips as she bounces eagerly on his dick.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah baby...mmmmm you like getting nasty, don't ya?" Layla
moans as she grinds her nicely wet snatch down on his cock.

"Mmmmm fuck yeah..." Edge groans as the insatiable Diva grinds her hot wet
twat down on his upward thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm!" Layla moans as she rapidly bounces up and down on his
cock, taking him entirely into her wet pussy.

Edge licks his teeth as Layla's juicy round ass smacks down against his
thighs as she continues to ride him.

"Ohhhhhh like that baby?" Layla asks and moans as she places her
hands onto his tanned and toned chest as she continues to rapidly rock

"Awww yeah... mmmm fuck..." Edge licks his teeth as Layla bounces up and down
nonstop on his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Layla moans and throws her head back as she moves
swiftly on his cock, bouncing every time that he thrusts upward.

"Mmmmm yeah... ahhhh..." Edge groans as he rams his cock firmly up into
Layla's snatch. After a few more upward thrusts, Edge lifts her up off of his
cock and the last official WWE Women's Champion moves to kneel on all fours
on the floor. Edge moves off the couch and kneels behind Layla, and quickly
invades her pussy with his rock hard cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm....ohhhh yeah baby! Lets get nasty!" Layla moans as she leans
forward on her hands and knees as she starts to rock with his cock steadily
spearing into her.

"Mmmm fuck yeah..." Edge licks his teeth as he grabs Layla's hips as he
spears her snatch with deep and firm thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh yeah baby! Mmmmmm just like that!" Layla moans and closes her eyes
as she swiftly moves forward on her knees with his cock thrusting into her.

Showing that his retirement has not taken away from his skills, Edge jerks
Layla back towards himself as he plows every inch of his large cock into her

"Ohhhhhhhhh yeah!" Layla moans and licks her lips as her nicely rounded and
juicy ass smacks loudly against his waist as he repeatedly slams into her.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmmm fuck..." Edge grunts as he drives his cock balls deep
into Layla's twat, causing her to jolt forward with every thrust.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh!" Layla moans as she seductively pushes back against
his cock, eagerly forcing him deeper into her pussy.

Edge licks his teeth as he repeatedly slams his cock into Layla's hot wet
snatch as she pushes back against him.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh fuck!" Layla moans and grits her teeth as she feels Edge
pulling her back and deeply slamming into her nicely wet snatch.

"Oh yeah..." Edge groans as he hammers Layla's pussy before he pulls out.
Edge rolls Layla onto her back and lifts her legs onto his shoulders. Leaning
forward so that Layla's ass rises from the floor, Edge spears her asshole
with a firm thrusts as she grabs his arms.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh fuck!" Layla moans and then smirks slyly at Edge as she begins
to move against the floor with Edge swiftly spearing his Rated R cock into
her nicely tight ass.

"Mmmmm yeah..." The Rated R Hall of Famer groans and smirks down at the
former Divas Champion as he rapidly pumps his cock in and out of her asshole.
Edge's large ballsack smacks loudly against Layla's juicy ass cheeks with
each of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah baby....treat me like a nasty girl...ohhhhhh...."
Layla moans and grits her teeth as Edge deeply and firmly slams his cock into
her ass, causing her to sweat.

"Ahhhh fuck..." Edge moans as he starts to rock back and forth on his knees
as he plows his cock into Layla's asshole, causing her to rock onto her
shoulders whenever he moves forward.

"Mmmmmmm yeah....mmmmm fuck....fuck yeah!" Layla moans as sweat drips down
her forehead.

Edge licks his teeth as he deeply and swiftly spears Layla's asshole before
pulling out to ram his cock back into her pussy. Pumping his cock in and out
of Layla's snatch, Edge pulls after several moments in order to invade her
ass again. The Rated R Hall of Famer continues to go back and forth, fucking
Layla's ass for a few moments, then her pussy and then going back to her ass.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh yeah! Mmmmmm fuck!" Layla moans and grinds her pussy
against his shaft after he returns his Rated R cock into her snatch.

"Mmmm you like that?" Edge asks with a smirk as he hammers Layla's tight wet

"Ohhhhhh yeah baby...." Layla moans and pushes against his thrusting cock.

Edge pulls his cock out of Layla's pussy and rolls her onto her left side.
Laying behind her, Edge lifts Layla's right leg up and quickly guides his
cock back into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh fuck yeah, baby!" Layla groans happily as she feels his
Rated R shaft back inside of her wet pussy and she immediately begins to push
against his spearing cock.

"Mmmmmm yeah..." Edge groans as he deeply spears Layla's snatch while he
slips his left arm underneath her head, allowing her to lay her head on his
bicep as he reaches to grab her tits.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm....ohhhhh...." Layla moans and closes her eyes as she
pushes against his cock, grinding her wet pussy perfectly.

"Ohhhh fuck yeah... grind that pussy back on dick..." Edge moans as he lifts
Layla's right leg up higher as he makes his thrusts harder.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh shit...." Layla moans and tilts her head back as her
pussy tightens around his shaft and she soon begins to cum.

Edge smirks as Layla's body shivers as her juices coat his cock as he
continues to spear her snatch relentlessly.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...." Layla moans and pushes against his cock as she feels him
continuing to ram deeply into her.

The Rated R Hall Of Famer's thrusts start to be erratic when his cock begins
to throb within Layla's extremely well fucked pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah baby..." Layla moans and licks her lips as she turns
her head to look back at Edge as she feels his shaft wildly thrusting into

Edge grits his teeth as he pulls his pulsating cock out of Layla's cunt and
stands up as Layla moves to get to her knees. Edge grips his shaft with his
right hand and begins to stroke it rapidly.

Layla looks up at Edge with her beautiful and sensually seductive eyes before
she parts her lips and wraps her lips around the head of his cock and begins
to lightly bob.

"Ahhhhh fuck..." Edge moans as he begins to cum, shooting his load inside of
the mocha skinned Diva's mouth as she sucks on the head of his dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Layla moans and begins to smoothly bob her head to
suck on his cock and swallow his cum as it flows into her mouth.

Edge lets go of his shaft, which allows Layla to take more of his cock into
her mouth as he continues to cum for several long moments.

Layla smoothly bobs her head on the length of his cock before she slowly
lifts her head off of his shaft and licks her lips.

Edge licks his teeth, "Safe to say... that was flawless..." Edge says with a
teasing smile as Layla looks up at him.

Layla nods her head and smirks "Oh yeah! Absolutely!"


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