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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Straightedge Violations
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the Summerslam pay-per-view on August 15, 2010 at Los Angeles,
California's Staples Center, Straightedge Society members Joey Mercury and
Serena are leaving CM Punk's locker room after listening to their leader yell
at them for the past hour for the Straightedge Society's embarrassing loss to
The Big Show in a three-on-one handicap match. "What the fuck is his
problem... he walked out of the fucking match..." An annoyed Joey Mercury
says while shaking his head.

Serena narrows her eyes and looks slightly at Joey Mercury. "You know,
Joey...I'm finally starting to see what you've been telling me about him..."
Serena says and presses her lips together, shaking her shaved head. "He
doesn't care about me...he doesn't care about you or brother Luke...all he
cares about is himself!"

"Yeah... I actually thought this was gonna be a good career move for me...."
Joey laughs, "I come back and I'm kept under a fucking hood for months..."

Serena shakes her head once again. "And he acts like he is all better than us
because he has been saved..." Serena smirks sarcastically and laughs. "Punk
may just need a reality check, because last I saw of Punk...he was acting so
"saved"..."

"I'm this close... fuck it... I am beyond close to needing a drink, a joint
and some cheap LA whore to fuck..." Joey laughs

Serena curiously raises an eyebrow and smirks a bit after hearing Joey's
comment. "Do you have a hook up in town?"

Joey smirks, "When you've been around as long I have... you always have hook
ups..."

Serena nods her shaved head and smirks a bit. "You know, Joey..." Serena says
before she pauses and takes a deep breath. "I shaved my head for that
man...not because I wanted to, but because I thought he loved me and cared
for me, not to be treated like garbage..."

"Hey if you want to get drunk, high and fucked... let's blow this joint..."
Joey smirks.

"That's exactly what I had in mind..."

* * *

An hour later in Joey Mercury's hotel room Joey is drinking straight from a
bottle of Jack Daniels whisky as Serena smoke a joint. "Mmmm fuck that's
good..." Joey says as he lowers the bottle and wipes some alcohol from his
lips with the back of his hand. Joey hands the bottle to Serena as she hands
the joint to him.

"Mmmmmm...I didn't think I'd miss it this much!" Serena says before she takes
the bottle of Jack Daniels and closes her eyes before she tilts her head back
slightly to feel the cool burn of the whisky go down her throat.

"Hell yeah..." Joey nods his head as he deeply smokes the joint. Joey smirks
as Serena lifts the bottle up from her lips, causing some of the whisky to
splatter on her face.

"Mmmmmm....damn that's so good..." Serena says with a groan and licks her
lips.

"You got some on your shirt..." Joey smirks as Serena hands him the bottle
back so that she can take the joint from him.

"Fuck!" Serena says loudly with a laugh before she takes the joint to her
mouth, taking a sensual hit.

Joey takes another swig from the bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey, "You know
even without the hair, you're hot as hell, big tits, thick ass..." Joey says

Serena raises an eyebrow and hands the joint back to Joey Mercury. "You
really think so?" Serena asks as she takes the bottle of Jack Daniels back.

"Hell yeah..." Joey says as he takes a hit from the joint, "You got a grade A
fuckable body..."

Serena smirks before she takes a drink from the bottom of Jack Daniels before
she sets the bottle down on the floor. "So...weren't we going to like fuck
too?" Serena asks with a laugh.

Joey finishes smoking the joint, "Yeah we are..." Joey says as he puts the
joint out in an astray as he stands up and removes his shirt, revealing his
tanned and muscular body.

Serena licks her lips as she looks up at him as she sits down on her knees
while on the floor of the hotel room. "Damn Joey! You're fucking hot too!"

"Show me those big fucking tits babe..." Joey smirks as he starts to unbutton
his jeans.

Serena smirks and starts to stand up from the floor of the hotel room as she
places her hands against her black tank top and proceeds to lift the top,
exposing her large and juicy, rounded tits.

"Mmm fuck... you should be wearing like halter tops to show them bad boys
off..." Joey says while licking his lips. Joey pushes his jeans down from his
waist, freeing his very long and thick cock that is in the process of
hardening.

Serena grits her teeth and narrows her eyes as she looks down at Joey
Mercury's hardening cock. "Mmmmm and you should be letting that out more
often..."

"Oh I intend to..." Joey smirks as he steps out of his jeans.

Serena licks her lips and nods her shaved head before bends down to pick up
the bottle of Jack Daniels. Serena takes a drink from the bottle and starts
to approach Mercury, while bringing the bottle of Jack Daniels with her.

Joey licks his lips as Serena steps towards him and she pushes him to sit on
the edge of the hotel room bed.

Serena smirks and narrows her eyes seductively as she looks at Joey Mercury.
The Anti-Diva starts to lower herself down onto her knees before she raises
the bottle of Jack Daniels up to pour some of the whisky down onto Joey
Mercury's cock which instantly sensually burns.

"Ohhhh shit!" Joey groans as he feels the stinging sensation of the whisky
dripping down his cock.

Serena licks her lips before she hands the bottle of Jack Daniels to Mercury
before she lowers her shaved head and starts to slide her tongue down his
shaft, gathering the dripping Jack Daniels.

"Mmmmm..." Joey moans as Serena slides her tongue all over his cock,
collecting every drop of whiskey that's dripping on it.

Serena closes her glassy, sinisterly seductive eyes as she drags her tongue
down his long shaft to reach his ballsack before she starts to work her
tongue back up.

"Ahhhhh fuck yeah..." Joey moans as Serena's tongue reaches the head of his
big fat cock.

Serena parts her sultry lips and takes Mercury's whisky soaked cock into her
mouth, wrapping her lips firmly around his shaft and begins to bob her shaved
head.

"Ohhhh yeah... suck it!" Joey moans as he places his right hand on top of
Serena's shaven head as she takes over half of his cock past her lips.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Serena lustfully moans as she bobs her head swiftly
on his cock with her lips brushing back and forth against his shaft.

"Yeah... mmmmm fuck suck that big dick Serena!" Joey moans as Serena sucks
and slurps on his rock hard shaft

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Serena moans as she turns her shaved head on his cock,
grinding her lips on his shaft before she drops her head further down.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm bet it's been a long time since you've suck a huge
dick!" Joey groans as he starts to thrust his cock forward into Serena's
mouth.

"Mmmmmm...hmmmmm..." Serena seductively groans as she continues to swiftly
and steadily bob her head on his cock, slapping tongue against his shaft.

"Ahhhhh shit.... awww!" Joey moans as Serena sucks and slurps on his cock at
an eager pace while slapping her tongue against it as well.

Serena holds her shaved head down completely on Joey Mercury's cock, letting
her wet and sensual saliva drip down on his shaft.

Joey grits his teeth as Serena deep throats his cock with out even gagging.
Joey slides his hands over Serena's shaven head as he feels her grinding her
nose against his crotch as she turns her head from side to side.

Serena unwraps her lips from around Joey's cock and starts to slowly lift her
head, letting her lips slide against his shaft.

"Mmmm yeah... get those jeans off and get on the bed...." Joey grins as he
picks up the bottle of Jack Daniels and takes a long drink from it.

Serena licks her lips and obediently nods her shaved head before she stands
up from kneeling on the floor and proceeds to push her jeans down from her
nicely toned waist.

Joey Mercury licks his lips as he watches Serena push down her tight fitting
jeans.

Serena slides her jeans down from her smooth, gorgeous legs and steps over of
them before she moves to the bed. "Mmmmm...Joey do have another joint?"

"Yeah on the night stand..." Joey answers.

Serena smirks and moves to lay back on the bed, spreading her gorgeous legs
apart to expose her shaved, moist pussy. "Get me one..."

Joey sets the bottle of Jack Daniels on the bed before he stands up and goes
to the night stand to retrieve a joint and his lighter.

"Mmmmmm...yeah...and then you're going to fuck me so hard, right Joey?"

"Hell yeah I am..." Joey says as he lights the joint and takes a quick hit as
he steps back to the bed. Joey hands the joint to Serena before she reaches
to grab the bottle of whiskey.

Serena leans back slightly as she takes a drink from the bottle of Jack
Daniels before she sets the bottle on the bed beside her. Serena licks her
lips before she raises the joint and takes a long drag.

"Damn that's hot..." Joey licks his lips as he kneels on the bed between
Serena's legs and he plows his cock right into Serena's twat.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Serena moans before she removes the joint from between her lips
and tilts her shaved head back as she feels Mercury thrusting his cock into
her wet, tight snatch.

"Ahhhhhh mmmmm fuck..." Joey Mercury grunts as he grabs Serena's legs and
lifts them up as he pumps his cock in and out of Serena's snatch.

Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck...mmmm you want a hit, babe?" Serena groans as she
raises the joint up toward Mercury.

"Ohhhh yeah..." Joey groans as he leans forward and takes a hit from the
joint as Serena holds it steady as he fucks her.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh yeah..." Serena moans and pushes back against Joey as he
swiftly fucks her tight, wet pussy. Serena slowly pulls the joint from
Mercury's lips and returns it to her own lips to take a drag.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck... awwww!" Joey groans as he plows his cock swiftly into
Serena's snatch.

Serena smirks and arches her back from the bed as she slides swiftly on the
bed with Joey Mercury firmly driving his cock into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh shit... mmmmm fuck..." Joey moans as he pounds Serena's pussy with
fast, deep and firm thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...ohhhhh" Serena moans before she places the joint back
between her pouty lips, taking another hit from the joint, as Joey Mercury
continues to fuck her snatch.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Joey pulls his cock out of Serena's pussy and grabs the
bottle of whiskey. After taking a drink, he pours some of the whiskey on
Serena's pussy, causing her to arch her back as she feels the burning
sensation on her pussy lips, however the feeling is replaced quickly as Joey
lowers his head and starts to slurps the whisky from her snatch.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah Joey..." Serena lustfully groans and throws her
shaved head back with ecstasy.

"Mmmmmm!" Joey moans as he sucks on Serena's pussy before lifting his head to
pour more whiskey on her snatch. The former WWE Tag Team Champion then
resumes slurping on Serena's whiskey soaked pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck..." Serena moans and squirms as she feels Joey
Mercury's tongue working against her wet pussy as the whisky sensually burns.

"Mmmmmm... mmmm!" Joey Mercury swirls his tongue against Serena's pussy,
lapping up every drop of whiskey his tongue tastes.

Serena licks her lips and leans shaved head back as she raises her right hand
and squeezes her large, juicy tit.

Joey lifts his head from Serena's snatch and smirks, "Babe I'm gonna fuck
that thick juicy ass... " Joey says as he watches Serena lustfully squeezing
her right tit with her right hand while she take a long drag from the joint.

"Mmmmm...about damn time..."

Joey Mercury smirks as Serena rolls over onto her stomach and gets on all
fours. Joey scoots closer to Serena and pours some whiskey on his cock.
"Ahhhh..." Joey grooms as his cock throbs from the burning sensation of the
whiskey on it and he proceeds to slam his cock into Serena's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Serena groans and grits her teeth as she rocks forward on her
knees as Joey starts to thrust into her from behind.

"Ahhhhh yeah... awwww fuck!" Joey Mercury moans as he sets the bottle of Jack
Daniels down on the bed so that he can grab Serena's hips with both hands as
he fucks her ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh Joey...ohhhh fuck!" Serena moans and tilts her shaved
head back as she rocks back on her knees to push against Joey's cock.

"Ohhh fuck that's a thick ass!" Joey grunts as he plows his whiskey coated
cock deeper into Serena's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...mmmmm fuck that ass, baby!" Serena moans and closes
her eyes as she sharply rocks forward on her knees while Mercury fucks her.

"Awww yeah.... mmmmm fuck!" Joey groans as he pumps his cock balls deep into
Serena's ass while she rocks back causing her ass cheeks to smack against his
waist.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Serena moans loudly as sweat drips off of her body as
her juicy ass smacks loudly against his tanned, muscular waist.

Joey licks his lips as he hammers Serena's ass even as he turns over on the
bed to lay on his back. Joey moves his hands to Serena's lower back as she
starts to bounce on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm!" Serena moans and closes her eyes as she
swiftly bounces up and down, firmly lowering herself down on his rock hard
cock.

"Awwww yeah.... mmmm fuck!" Joey Mercury groans as he pumps his cock up into
Serena's ass as she eagerly rides his pistoning pole.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh" Serena moans loudly as she drops down repeatedly on Joey
Mercury's cock with sweat dripping from her body.

"Ahhh yeah... ohhh fuck yeah!" Joey moans as Serena slams her ass down on his
upward thrusting cock that is starting to throb in her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm" Serena moans and licks her lips as sweat drips down her
face as a mixture of whisky and sweat drip down her body.

"Awwwww shit.... mmmm babe I gonna give you a killer shot..." Joey grunts as
he starts to lift Serena up off of his pulsating shaft so that he can stand
up on the bed.

Serena raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at Joey with her glassy-glazed
over eyes. "Mmmmmm...I love shots..."

"Mmmmm fill your mouth with some whiskey... but don't swallow... keep your
mouth open..." Joey says as he starts to stroke his long and thick cock.

Serena smirks and seductively looks up at Joey Mercury before she leans her
shaved head back slightly and pours some of the Jack Daniels into her mouth.

"Mmmmm fuck yeah..." Joey moans as he strokes his cock as he watches Serena
pour whiskey into her mouth. Joey quickens the pace of his right hand's
movements on his shaft as Serena lowers the bottle and opens her mouth wider.
"Ahhhh fuck... here we go babe... a cum-akazie shot..." Joey groans as he
starts to shoot his cum right into Serena's whiskey filled mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Serena moans and closes her eyes as the loud of cum
sprays into her mouth with the whisky.

"Ahhhhh yeah..." Joey Mercury moans as he continues to stroke his cock until
he's finished cumming.

Serena closes her mouth and tilts her shaved head back as she swallows the
mixture of cum and Jack Daniels.

"Fuck that's hot..." Joey smirks as Serena opens her mouth to show him her
empty mouth.

Serena licks her lips and laughs "Mmmmmmm....I still want to party."

"Same here... but we need another bottle of Jack..." Joey grins.

Serena licks her lips "And a few more joints..."

"Yup..." Joey smirks, "Maybe find a couple of more guys and gals..." Joey
adds.

Serena nods her head and smirks. "Now that sounds like something that will
really piss Punk off..." Serena pauses and laughs. "Let's do it!"

-END-


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