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Now... Kristi and Dice present

Stratusfying? You Know It Bro!
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

The scene fades in with a caption reading 'Monday Night RAW, March 21, 2011' in the bottom left hand corner while Trish Stratus is shown arriving at the arena, carrying her travel bag. With a smile on her face she waves at some of the backstage personnel as she heads to the dressing room area where she spots Zack Ryder, The former Women's Champion changes directions and approaches the Long Island Superstar, "Hey, heard from Snooki that you two had a hell of a party last week..." Trish says with a smile.

Zack Ryder's mouth drops open, as he's surprised that the legendary Diva is speaking to him, "Yeah bro... you know it... Snooki found out what Long Island Iced Z feels and tastes like..."

Trish licks her teeth, "I bet she did... and while I had a rather nice sample of parkour last week... Snooki made it seemed like I missed out on something great..."

Zack smirks, "Bro... got plenty of time before the show starts if you want to see what I can do..."

The brunette Canadian nods her head, "Now that is a good idea... no better way to prepare for RAW than getting properly warmed up with a bit of Stratusfaction.. and Snooki said you got huge cock..."

"Bro... are you serious?" Zack asks as he can't believe his luck.

"I'm always serious about stuff like this..." The seven-time Women's Champion says with a smile as she steps closer to Zack and places a hand on his crotch feeling it bulging nearly instantly, "I want a real Stratusyfing taste of Long Island Iced Z... and I want it as soon is possible... think you can give it me?" Trish asks with a seductive pout, and as Zack eagerly nods his head the scene fades from view.

The next scene fades in, revealing Trish's private dressing room with her kneeling in front of Zack Ryder and promptly wrapping her right hand around his Long Island cock. Trish licks her lips as she locks her eyes with his manhood as she begins to move her hand back and forth on his shaft. "Mmmm... that's a really big fucking cock..." Trish says as she looks up at Zack before flicking her tongue against the head of his cock. The former Women's Champion places her left hand on Zack's waist as she strokes his shaft and sliding her tongue around the crown of his shaft.

"Aww..." Zack lets out a groan as soon opens her mouth wide to take his cock into her mouth. Wrapping her lips around his cock, Trish takes well over half of his cock into her mouth before starts to bob her head at a smooth pace while positioning her right hand around the base of his cock. Trish again looks up at Zack as she turns her head from side to side, rubbing her gorgeous lips around his cock as she rocks her head back and forth on his very Long Island cock.

"Mmmm... mmm..." Trish moans as on Zack's cock as he pushes her brunette hair back as she rocks on her knees in rhythm with how she's sucking his cock. The beautiful Canadian starts to increase the rate of how she's bobbing her head, sucking and slurping his dick while removing her right hand from his cock and placing it on his waist. Trish takes the former Tag Team Champion's stiff fuck stick further into her mouth, to the point the head of his cock is starting to his the back of her throat. Experienced with handling the large cocks that populate the WWE locker room, Trish suppresses the urge to gag on his cock as she slobbers whorishly on Zack's manhood.

'Yeah bro... ahh fuick..." Zack Ryder licks his lips as Trish moans repeatedly on his cock, feeling her tongue moving against the underside of his cock as she repeatedly deep throats his shaft. Trish moves both hands against his toned waist as keeps her lips tightly wrapped around his cock while she holds her head down on his shaft for a nearly a moment before she starts to lift her head as the scene blurs from view.

When it comes back into view, Trish Stratus is seated on a couch with her legs raised and her hands placed underneath her thighs as Zack Ryder guides his cock into her tight wet pussy, "Ooooo mmm..." Trish moans and licks her lips as Zack pushes well over half of his cock into her pussy before he places his hands on her hips. Gradually Zack starts to pump his cock in and out of her Stratusfyingly snug Canadian cunt. Trish looks up at Zack as he drives his cock deeper and harder into her pussy, causing her move on the couch as she leans back against the back rest.

"Ahhh... awww fuck..." Zack Ryder groans as he watches Trish's large round tits bounce as he plows his cock into her snatch. The former Tag Team Champion moves his hands to Trish's legs and takes over holding them, allowing Trish move her hands, sliding the fingers of her right hand through her once-blond colored hair while groping her left tit with her left hand at the same time.

"Yeha... ohh yeah show me how you partied with Snooki last week... ohhh ahh..." Trish groans with delight as Zack keeps a steady rate of hammering her pussy. The Long Island stud clenches his teeth as he pounds Trish's cunt with deep thrusts that result repeatedly with his balls smacking between her thighs, signaling that he's plunging every inch of his cock into her fuck hole. Trish narrows her eyes seductively as Zack maneuvers her legs to where she can hook them around his waist, which she does as tightly as possible

"Ahhh... ahhh..." Zack grunts with the effort he's using to fuck the legendary former Diva, fucking her soaking wet, tight twat with sharp, brisk thrusts of his cock his cock. He moves his hands back to Trish's waist as he swiftly into her pussy, causing her to move back against the backrest of the couch. Trish has a big smile on her face as she alternates between sliding her hands against and cupping her large tits as the scene blurs from view.

When the scene clears, Zack Ryder is holding Trish Stratus up against a wall, pumping his cock in and out of her pussy at a brisk pace as she places her hands on his shoulders, "Ohhh... oooo ohhh fuck... ohhhh..." Trish moans as her back moves up and down against the wall as she bounces on the Long Island Superstar's pistoning shaft. Licking her lips, Trish locks eyes with Zack as he keeps his cock pistoning swiftly into her twat.

"Aww.. ohh yeah bro..." Zack moans as he holds Trish up as he keeps plowing his cock relentlessly into her snatch even as she squeezes his waist with her gorgeous legs. Zack breaks eyes contact with Trish and looks down at her tits as the jiggle in response to each one of his firm thrusts that has her bouncing on his long hard fuck stick.

"Mmmm fuck... ohh yeah... ohh mmm..." Trish moans as sweat drips down her face and gorgeous body as Zack Ryder buries his cock balls deep into her pussy at an impressive pace while holding her up against the wall. The seven-time Women's Champion rubs Zack's shoulders as he hammers her snatch, causing her to jolt between himself and the wall that's behind her as the scene blurs from view.

The scene blurs back in, showing Trish Stratus on all fours on the couch swaying her ass from side to side with Zack Ryder kneeling behind her. Zack spreads her ass cheeks apart with both hands and perfectly pushes his Long Island cock into her tight Stratusfying asshole. "Ohhhh! Mmmm fuck!" Trish squeals as she feels Zack's cock stretching her asshole as he forces it deeply into the depths of her anal cavern. As Zack begins to fuck her, she reaches between her legs with her right hand and begins to rub her pussy.

"Ahhh..." Zack breathes deeply as he grabs hold of Trish's hips as he works his cock in and out of her rear hole, with her ass cheeks jiggling when they come into contact with his waist. As she moves her right hand against her pussy, Trish rocks back against Zack, matching his pace as he drives his manhood forward deeply into her asshole.

"Ooooo yeah... fuck my ass... fuck my ass with that big cock!" Trish gasps lustfully as she gets two of her fingers into her twat and begins to work them in and out of as Zack increases the force of his thrusts. Sweat rolls down Zack's body as he drills the Canadian beauty's gorgeous rump with his impressively Long Island cock, while his ball sack collides consistently with the flesh of her Stratusfying booty. Trish turns her head to look back over her right shoulder at Zack as she pumps her fingers in and out of her cunt as he fucks her ass with deep thrusts.

"Ahhh... aww ohhh fuck bro..." Zack groans as he delivers a near perfect ass fucking to the former seven-time Women's champion as she bucks back against him while she finger fucks her twat at the same time. With sweat dripping off her face Trish smiles at him as he keeps an impressive combination of driving his large thick man meat into her ass as she withdraws her fingers from her cunt. Grabbing the armrest of the couch, Trish puts her all into bucking back against Zack and starts to out pace him for bit only for him to increase his rate of fucking her in response as the scene gradually blurs out.

When the scene clears, the new sight is of Zack sitting on the couch with Trish Stratus straddling his lap, facing away from him with her ass impaled on his cock. Trish leans forward and has her hands on Zack's knees as she rides his cock, bouncing her ass up and down on his manhood as she looks back at him, "Mmmm yeah... you're getting 100% Stratusfaction!" Trish laughs as she works her ass on Zack's cock as he places his hands on her hips.

"Awww woo.. woo woo... I know it bro!" Zack replies as he watches Trish's ass smack down against his waist before he begins to thrust his cock upward into her asshole. With his shaft being driven certically up into her backside. Trish starts to lean back, rising and dropping on Zack's meaty Long Island shaft and she takes her right hand off of his right knee to grab her right tit, squeezing it each time as she drops downward on his shaft.

"Ohh! Ohhhh fuck... mmmm yeah... ohhh..." Trish squeals whorishly and breathes huskily as she eagerly bounces on Zack's upward thrusting cock. The legendary Diva leans back further until her back is resting against against his chest. Zack reaches around her to grab her tits as he continues to propel his fuck stick upward into her asshole as she keeps rises and dropping on his dick. Trish grabs Zack's hands and applies a bit of pressure to have him squeeze her breasts how and when she wants him to. The sight of Trish bouncing on Zack's cock that's being driven up into her ass continues for several moments before it blurs from view.

When the scene refocuses, Trish is crouching in front of Zack as he holds her head still with both hands as he pumps his cock in and out of her mouth. "Mmm! Gah! Mmm! Gah!" Trish moans and gags as The Long Island stud thrust his cock that was recently in her ass down her throat, with his balls smacking against her chin each time he propels his cock forward between her lips. Trish has places her hands on Zack's thighs as she holds her mouth as wide open as possible so that her lips barely are touching his dick as he fucks her mouth.

"Ahhh... awww fuck bro... ahhh..." Zack groans as he face-fucks the legendary Diva while pushing on her head to have her look up at him. Her eyes are wide open and lust-filled and she flicks her tongue up against the underside of his pistoning cock while saliva spills out of her mouth, down her chin and onto her large tits. Zack lifts his hands up from Trish's head and she instantly starts bobbing her head at a rapid-fire pace, keeping her lips loose to so that it doesn't disrupt how he's fucking her mouth.

"Mmm! Gah! Mmm! Gah!" Trish continues to moan and gag on the thick Long Island cock of Zack Ryder as she rocks her head back and forth, with his ball sack banging against her chin following every forward thrust. Trish narrows her eyes but it's clearly she's loving every second of his cock moving in and out of her oral cavity while feeling his cock starting to twitch and throb. Zack clenches his teeth as he moves hips back and forth at a swift rate as he continues to fuck Trish's gorgeous face, plunging his shaft fully into her mouth over and over again as the throbbing of his cock intensifies.

"Awww fuck bro... ahhh..." Zack soon extracts his cock from Trish's mouth and she instantly grabs his manhood and begins to jerk him off at a rapid pace. The sweat covered former Diva opens her mouth wide and sticks her tongue out as she looks up at him as she works her hand swiftly along the length of his throbbing cock until it starts to erupt with thick ropes of jizz which splatter on her face and tongue. Trish continues to stroke Zack's cock until he's finished cumming and proceeds to swallow the cum that landed on her tongue as the rest drips down her face.

"Mmmm... that was even better than what Snooki said..." Trish says with a smile, "Think you can give me another dose of Long Island Iced Z before we have to get ready for the show?"

"Woo woo woo... you know it..." Zack nods his head as the scene fades to black.


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