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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Taking It Up The Jackass
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

As the 20-man battle royal to determine the number one contender for the WWE
Championship gets started on the October 4, 2010 episode of Monday Night RAW,
actor, comedian and daredevil Johnny Knoxville, wearing a white untucked,
short sleeved buttoned shirt, a black tie, black slacks and sneakers, is
heading to where his 'Giant Hand' prank prop is in the backstage area of
Wichita, Kansas's Intrust Bank Arena, "Man...some people can't take a
joke..." Knoxville says as rubs his neck after being locked in the Ted
DiBiase's Million Dollar Dream as a result of the fortunate son and his
golden girl Maryse getting smacked with the hand. As Knoxville reaches RAW's
interview set, he sees Jimmy and Jey Uso with Tamina walking behind them
coming through a doorway. "Oh hey stop don't walk any..." Knoxville starts to

"Hey looks it's the guy from Jackass!" Jimmy says.

"Man can he can take pounding..." Jey adds as Tamina stops walking and rolls
her eyes. Jimmy and Jey start to head towards Knoxville and as they get a few
feet through the door, the same 'Giant Hand' that smacked Ted DiBiase, Maryse
and Zack Ryder earlier in the night, springs forward and smacks both Usos at
the same time, sending both of them backward and into the metal loading door,
knocking both Samoan wrestlers out in the process.

"Awww geeze..." Johnny Knoxville says, cringing his teeth, as he slowly
starts to move forward to check on the Usos without realizing that Tamina is
standing in the doorway.

Tamina, dressed in a pair of tight black and a sleeveless black top that hugs
to her nicely juicy chest, raises an eyebrow and looks at Johnny Knoxville.
"You think that's fucking funny!? Nobody messes with my boys, Jey and Jimmy!"
Tamina says with a large display of attitude as she steps right over the
unconscious bodies of the Usos, who lay on the floor after being smacked with
the giant hand, to approach the Jackass star.

"Whoa... hey..." Knoxville says as he puts his hands up innocently, "I tried
to warn them.... my boy Steve-O told me what happens when a Samoan gets
pissed off and that's the last thing I intended to happen..." Knoxville says
as he steps backward as Tamina approaches him.

Tamina narrows her eyes and presses her lips together as she comes face to
face with Johnny Knoxville. "Well I am pissed and you will pay for that!"

"Ummmm you take Discover or American Express?" Knoxville says as Tamina back
him up against a wall.

Tamina shakes her head to with disgust as she looks at Johnny Knoxville. "You
stupid jackass..." Tamina says as she roughly places her hands against Johnny
Knoxville's shirt covered chest, powerfully pushing him against the interview

"Hey! Take it easy!" Knoxville says after Tamina shoves him against the
interview set.

"Shut up!" Tamina yells and narrows her eyes to wickedly look at Johnny
Knoxville. Tamina places her hands onto the center of his buttoned and
proceeds to aggressively and easily rip the shirt open, snapping the buttons

"Geez what the fuck is your problem?!" Knoxville says as he tries to move
away from the wall but Tamina opens his shirt and pushes him back roughly all
with the same motion. Tamina licks her lips and places her hands onto his
toned chest and moves her hands against his upper body before she starts to
remove his previously buttoned and now ripped open shirt from his upper body.
"Are you crazy? Is that your problem?" Johnny Knoxville asks as he's
completely stunned by Tamina's actions.

"I said shut up!" Tamina snaps in reply to Johnny Knoxville as the daughter
of Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka proceeds to lower herself down onto her knees on
the floor in front of him. Tamina raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at
Johnny Knoxville as she raises her hands to his waist and starts to unbuckle
his belt.

"Okay... you're crazy and horny..." Knoxville says as Tamina jerks his belt
through the loops of his pants with one perfect pull.

Tamina smirks wickedly up at Johnny Knoxville as she throws the belt down on
the floor and proceeds to roughly unbutton his pants before jerking them down
from his waist. "Is that a fucking problem?"

"Nope... fucking is not a problem..." Knoxville grins as Tamina jerks down
his pants, exposing his legs and more importantly his impressively large cock
and big ballsack. Tamina presses her luscious and firm lips together as she
locks her beautifully intense eyes with Johnny Knoxville's cock as she places
her left hand onto his long shaft. Tamina grits her teeth and begins to move
her hand at a firm pace against his cock, feeling it tense and harden

"Mmmm shit..." Knoxville moans as Tamina roughly moves her left hand back and
forth along the length of his quickly hardening cock. Tamina licks her lips
as she moves her eyes to focus on the head of Knoxville's cock as she rapidly
and firmly moves her left hand along his shaft before she lowers her long,
curly, dark haired head down and lashes her wet tongue against the head of
his cock.

"Mmmmmm..." Knoxville moans as Tamina slaps his cock with her tongue while
she pumps her left hand on his dick. Tamina tauntingly drags her wet and firm
tongue around the head of his cock as she moves her left hand at a slow and
rough pace, gradually tightening her hand around his shaft.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." Knoxville moans as Tamina tauntingly twirls her tongue
around the head of his cock while she squeezes his shaft with her left hand.
Tamina slyly looks up at Johnny Knoxville before she opens her mouth and
proceeds to lower her head, taking his cock greedily into her warm and
incredibly wet mouth. Tamina firmly presses her lips around his shaft and
begins to bob her head at a steady pace, tightly holding onto the base
of his shaft with her left hand.

"Ohhh shit!" Johnny Knoxville moans as the fierce second generation Diva bobs
her head steadily on his cock while she continues to tightly squeeze the base
of his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Tamina moans around Johnny Knoxville's cock as she
lifts and lowers her head, swiftly bobbing her head on his cock, with her
moist and firm lips brushing against his shaft. The daredevil grits his teeth
as Tamina sucks his cock at a steady pace and he places his hands on Tamina's
dark curly haired head. Tamina removes her left hand from the base of his
cock and allows her arms to rest at her sides as she loosens the grip of her
lips around his shaft in order to bob her head back and forth at a rapidly
fierce pace.

"Ohhhh fuck... ahhh..." Knoxville moans as he starts to thrust his cock in
and out of Tamina's mouth. Tamina closes her eyes as she rapidly and steadily
rocks her head back and forth as she surprisingly allows Johnny Knoxville to
thrust his cock deeper into her stunningly dominating mouth.

"Ohhh fuck... mmmm..." Knoxville moans as he thrusts his cock at a quicker
pace into Tamina's mouth and his noticeably large balls smack against
Tamina's chin with each of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm..." Tamina groans around Knoxville's cock as she rocks
on her knees slightly to move her head forward at a quick pace to practically
fuck his cock with her mouth as he returns by thrusting his cock into her
mouth, constantly rubbing his shaft against her firm lips.

"Ohhh fuck... ahhhh shit..." Knoxville moans as he rams his cock all the way
into Tamina's mouth with each forward thrust.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm....ohhhhhhhh!" Tamina moans loudly around his cock as
she holds her head still for a moment to allow Knoxville to thrust is cock
into her mouth using his own momentum as his large ballsack constantly smacks
against her chin.

"Ohhh yeah...mmmm damn you can really take cock..." Johnny Knoxville moans as
he thrusts his cock all the way into Tamina's mouth before she suddenly lifts
her head off of his dick.

Tamina grits her teeth and glares up at Johnny Knoxville before scooting back
on her knees. "Shut up...and lay down!" Tamina snaps before she lifts her
tight fitting top to expose her large and nicely juicy tits.

"Ohhhhh-kay..." Johnny Knoxville says as he looks at Tamina's large tits as
he lays down on the ground. Tamina smirks slyly as she stands up from the
floor and proceeds to unbutton her black pants before pushing them down from
her toned waist and guiding them down her nicely toned, smooth legs.

"You know... for a crazy chick... you're pretty fucking hot..." Knoxville
says as he looks at Tamina's legs, shaved pussy, toned stomach and large
juicy tits while he lays on the floor.

Tamina presses her lips firmly together as she moves to stand over Johnny
Knoxville as he lays down on the floor. Still dressed in her black high-
heeled boots, Tamina raises her left foot and presses the heel of her bottom
down onto his toned chest. "You think your little jokes are funny?
Well...this won't be funny..."

"Don't tell me... you got a foot fetish?" Knoxville says with a nervous laugh
even with Tamina's boot covered foot on his chest. Tamina removes her boot
covered foot from Knoxville's chest with disgust and steps back slightly,
while still standing over Johnny Knoxville. The dangerous and beautiful
second generation Diva crouches down and sits back on his long shaft, taking
him deeply into her incredibly tight ass.

"Ohhhhh fuck!" Knoxville groans as his cock enters Tamina's incredibly tight
asshole. Tamina licks her lips and smirks slyly at Johnny Knoxville as she
leans back slightly and starts to rock back and forth on his cock, grinding
her toned ass down on his shaft.

"Ahhhh shit... mmmm..." Knoxville groans and he starts to thrust his cock up
into Tamina's ass as she remains slightly crouched as she sits on his cock.

"Ohhhhh like fucking that ass?" Tamina moans loudly as she starts
to swiftly rock back and forth on his cock, feeling him begin to thrust up
into her tight ass.

"Ahhhh I'm an ass man... so yeah..." Knoxville moans as he places his hands
on Tamina's bent knees as he raises his lower body to thrust his cock up into
Tamina's asshole.

"Mmmmmm....yeah....ohhhhhhh fuck!" Tamina moans as she leans forward and
places her hands down onto his toned chest as she swiftly and firmly rocks
back and forth on his cock. Knoxville grits his teeth as he thrusts his cock
firmly up into Tamina's asshole as she rocks back and forth on his dick.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...mmmmmm you thrust that dick deep...." Tamina moans as she
rocks, while bouncing rapidly on his cock as he increasingly pumps up into
her toned ass.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Knoxville moans as Tamina drops her knees downward so that
she can take his entire cock into her asshole as she bounces on it.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhh!" Tamina moans and tilts her head back as
she lifts her hands from Knoxville's chest and leans her body back, now
placing her hands behind her onto his legs as she grinds her ass down on his
shaft, feeling his cock deeply pumping forward.

"Mmmmm ahhhh shit... mmmmm fuck!" Knoxville groans as he starts to sit up and
he places his hands behind him on the ground as he keeps thrusting his cock
up into Tamina's incredible ass.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm make me bounce on that dick!" Tamina groans
and licks her lips as she rapidly lifts and lowers on his cock, using her own
momentum as well as the momentum from his thrusts. Johnny Knoxville licks his
lips as he matches Tamina's pace as she bounces swiftly up and down on his
cock as he plows it up into her.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Tamina moans and sharply grinds her toned and
nicely juicy ass down on Johnny Knoxville's cock long cock as he continues to
firmly pump up into her extremely tight asshole, while sweat begins to drip
from her body.

Johnny Knoxville suddenly leans forward and pushes Tamina up off of his cock
when she's in the process of lifting herself up, catching the fierce hot
daughter of Jimmy Snuka completely by surprise as she instinctively turns to
put her hands in front of her as she lands on the floor next to Knoxville..
"Put your face down... raise your ass up..." Knoxville says as he shows the
balls he has to do the stunts he performs with how he speaks to Tamina.

Tamina lifts her head up from the floor and glances over her shoulder to look
back at
Johnny Knoxville. 'What did you just say to me!?" Tamina yells.

"I said... put your face down on the ground... raise your hot ass up!"
Knoxville says as he gets on his knees, "I'm gonna show you how I jack an

Tamina raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks back at Johnny Knoxville before she
pushes her toned and fiercely hot body up onto her hands and knees,
seductively swaying her ass from side to side.

Knoxville spits on the palms of both his hands and proceeds to firmly smack
Tamina's ass first with his right hand and before she can say anything, he
smacks her ass with his left hand. "Oh we get to business..."
Knoxville says as he spreads Tamina's ass cheeks apart and shoves his all the
way into Tamina's asshole, pushing her forward in the process.

"MMMMMMMMMMM Fuck!" Tamina deeply groans and grits her teeth as she leans
forward on her hands to stick her toned ass higher into the air as Knoxville
slides his long shaft into her tight asshole and begins to swiftly thrust
into her from behind.

"Ahhhh.... yeah!" Knoxville grunts as he squeezes Tamina's juicy ass cheeks
with his hands as he pumps his entire cock in and out of asshole. Knoxville's
big balls crash loudly against her ass cheeks with each of his deep thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmm yeah...ohhhh fuck that ass! MMMMMMM!" Tamina moans and
tilts her head back as she rocks back and forth on her knees as she moves
when Johnny Knoxville pulls her back.

"Keep your fucking head down!" Knoxville groans as he shoves Tamina forward
at the same time he plows his cock deeply into her ass. "You wanna fuck like
a savage?! You're gonna get fucked like one!" Knoxville adds as he digs his
fingers into Tamina's ass cheeks as he fucks her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Tamina moans as she leans her head back down and
grits her teeth as she rapidly rocks back and forth on her knees as Johnny
Knoxville bravely thrusts his cock into her ass at a firm pace, while fucking
the savagely hot Diva.

"Ahhhh I'm Johnny fucking Knoxville! You know what type shit I do?! Fucking
you like an animal ain't nothing compared to what I've done!" Knoxville
grunts raises himself off of his knees and gets to feet so that he's crouched
behind Tamina as he hammers her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhhh.....mmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh!" Tamina moans as she feels his large
ballsack firmly smacking against her toned ass as he crouches and deeply
pounds her ass with a quick, savage pace. Johnny Knoxville places his hands
on Tamina's lower back to balance himself as he continues to roughly ram his
cock balls deep into Tamina's asshole. "Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhhh
fuck!" Tamina moans and tightly grits her teeth as she rocks back and forth
on her knees as Johnny Knoxville swiftly and rapidly fucks her tight asshole.

"Ahhhh you fucking like that?! Huh?! Do ya!" Knoxville grunts and groans as
he pounds Tamina's incredible, juicy round ass as his cock starts to throb.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Tamina moans as she is roughly jerked back by Johnny
Knoxville as he remain crouched and swiftly pounding her ass.

"Ahhhh turn the fuck around you fucking savage!" Johnny Knoxville groans
loudly as he pulls his cock out of Tamina's deeply fucked asshole and he
begins to stroke his shaft with his right hand while she firmly smacks
Tamina's ass with his left hand once more. Tamina sits up on her knees and
turns around to face Johnny Knoxville with her teeth gritted together and her
savagely beautiful eyes narrowed.

Knoxville grabs a handful of Tamina's sweat soaked dark curly hair with his
left hand and tilts her head back while he strokes his cock rapidly with his
right hand. "Hot fucking savage..." Knoxville groans as he starts to spray
his warm cum onto Tamina's face.

Tamina closes her eyes and presses her lips together as Johnny Knoxville's
warm and thick cum sprays from his cock and begins to splatter against her
face. "Mmmmmmm..." Tamina moans.

"Yeah.... ahhh yeah you liked that..." Johnny Knoxville moans as he strokes
his cock to make sure he shoots every drop of cum his balls can produce.
Tamina rubs her moist and firm lips together as his cum drips down on her
face. Tamina lifts her head to look up at Johnny Knoxville. Knoxville keeps
holding a handful of Tamina's hair as he lets go of his cock once he's spent.

Tamina raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at Johnny Knoxville. "Next time
we come face to will be in severe pain..."

Knoxville smirks down at Tamina, "I know all about severe pain... it's what I
do for fun."


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