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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The 9th Wonder Of Hardcore
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the tapings of the September 9, 1999 episode of SmackDown, Chyna is leaving the trainers room after being checked out following after being hit with Jeff Jarrett's guitar and then driven face first into the mat by Billy Gunn's Fame-asser. The 9th Wonder of the World makes her way towards Triple H's locker room as Hardcore Holly and his cousin Crash, carrying his trusty scale, approach her. "Just for the record, you did not beat me... no way a woman was going to defeat me..." Hardcore Holly says firmly.

"That's right, no way a woman who weight two-hundred pounds in her chest was going to beat my cousin..." Crash Holly says with a nod of his head.

Chyna rolls her eyes, "I was kicking your ass before Jarrett came down... and I would have beaten you..."

"Yeah right, a woman can't beat a man in a fight, and there is no one more man than me in the WWF..." Hardcore Holly says as he thumps his chest with his right hand.

"Except me... ow!" Crash rubs the back of his head after Hardcore Holly slaps him upside it for his comment.

Chyna smirks out of amusement, "That is an interesting claim you two have made.... who's more of man out of the two of you... and since Hunter's match with Kane isn't till later... I think I should find out..."

Hardcore Holly scoffs, "You not even woman enough to handle one Holly let alone two..."

"Yeah! We're super heavyweights!" Crash adds.

"So let me get this right, you both talk big, but are afraid to back it up..." Chyna says.

The former Hardcore Champion glares at the Ninth Wonder of the World, "You want to take me on that way, you got it..."

"Actually, I going to take you both on..." Chyna says confidently.

"Oh you're in trouble then! We're gonna pound you the way Big Show pounded my cous... ow!" Crash yells out as Hardcore Holly smacks him upside his head again.

"You got it..." Hardcore says to Chyna while his cousin rubs the back of his own head.

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A few minutes later in one of the arena locker rooms, Chyna is stroking the cock of Hardcore Holly while Crash is lowering his wrestling trunks. "Let's see if you're really hardcore..." Chyna says with a smirk as she takes Hardcore's dick into her mouth.

"Ahhhh..." Hardcore Holly groans as Chyna wraps her lips around his cock and begins to bob her head on his large dick.

"Mmmmm..." Chyna moans as she rocks her head back and forth on Hardcore's tool, taking it fairly deep into her mouth.

"Awww... ahhh... " Hardcore moans and he grabs a handful of Chyna's black hair while she sucks and slurps on his cock.

"Don't worry cousin... I'll fuck her really good!" Crash Holly says as he moves to kneel behind Chyna where he stuffs his nicely thick tool into her pussy.

"Mmmmm ohhhh..." Chyna groans on Hardcore Holly's dick as she bobs her head on it while Crash Holly begins to thrust his cock in and out of her very tight and warm twat.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh!" Crash groans as he lays his hands on Chyna's back while he thrusts his dick into her pussy.

"Mmmmmm shit...." Hardcore moans as he starts to move his hips, thrusting his large dick in and out of Chyna's mouth.

"Ohhhh... mmmmm..." Chyna moans as she takes Hardcore's cock further into her mouth thanks to him pumping it between her lips.

"Ohhhh ahhhh yeah awww..." Crash grunts as he drives his dick deeply into Chyna's twat.

"Ahhhh ahhh..." Hardcore groans while he fucks Chyna's mouth with firm and deep thrusts, resulting in his balls smacking against her chin.

"Mmmmm ahhhhh gahhh!" Chyna moans and gags on Hardcore's dick when the head of his tool hits the back of her throat.

"Awww ohhhh..." Crash Holly moans as he rapidly rams his cock into Chyna's twat.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Hardcore Holly groans as he repeatedly rams his shaft between Chyna's lips.

"Mmmmmm ahhh ohhh ahhh..." Chyna moans as she moves between The Holly Cousins while they spit-roast fuck her, with Crash pumping his dick into her cunt and Hardcore fucking her face.

"Ahhhh ohhhh awww..." Crash groans while he drives his shaft balls deep into the cunt of the Ninth Wonder of the World.

"Awww.. ahhh..." Hardcore moans as he fucks Chyna's saliva filled mouth for a few more moments before he chooses to pull out.

"Ohhhh... mmmmm fuck... ahhhh!" Chyna moans while Crash pounds her tight pussy with swift and firm thrusts.

"Ohhhh ahhhh mmmm..." Crash grunts as he pumps his cock into Chyna's twat until Hardcore Holly approaches him and shoves him away from the most physically dominant woman in the history of the WWF.

"Shove your dick in her mouth..." Hardcore Holly says as he turns Chyna over onto her back, spreads her legs and rams his cock into her cunt.

"Ohhh mmmm shit!" Chyna groans and licks her lips as the former Hardcore Champion begins to pound her twat. She turns her upper body to the right and props herself up on her right elbow while Crash positions himself and opens her mouth for him to push his cock into.

"Mmmmm yeah..." The Elroy Jetson looking Superstar moans as Chyna wraps her lips around his cock and begins to bob her black haired head.

"Ahhhhh ahhhh..." Hardcore grunts as he firmly drives his entire cock into Chyna's snatch.

"Mmmmm ohhhh..." Chyna moans as she sucks and slurps on Crash Holly's dick as Hardcore Holly's dick pistons into her pussy.

"Awwww ohhhh ahhh..." Crash moans as Chyna whips her tongue against his cock while she bobs her head on it.

"Ahhhh ahhh fuck awww.." Hardcore groans as he pumps his every inch of his long hard dick into Chyna's pussy.

"Mmmmm... mmmmm..." Chyna grinds her lips on Crash's cock as she whorishly sucks on it as his cousin Hardcore hammers her twat.

"Ahhhh awww..." Crash Holly moans as Chyna deep throats his cock with ease.

"Awww ahhhh ahhhhh..." Hardcore Holly grunts while he rams his large dick steadily into Chyna's tight snatch.

"Mmmmmm ohhhh ahhhh..." Chyna groans as she holds Crash's cock deep within her mouth as she grinds her pussy against Hardcore's thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmm awww... ahhhh..." Crash Holly groans as Chyna slobbers on his cock while it's in her mouth before she lifts her head from his tool.

"Awwww ahhh fuck awww..." Hardcore grunts while he pounds Chyna's snatch with firm and swift thrusts.

"Ohhhh ohhh shit... mmmm fuck.." Chyna moans as her body moves against the floor as Hardcore delivers a few more stiff thrusts before pulling out.

"Lay down dumb ass..." Hardcore snaps at Crash after his dick leaves Chyna's twat.

"Alright cousin... she's gonna love riding a my dick!" Crash says with a grin while he lays on the floor.

Chyna smirks as she sits up, "That would be true... if I wasn't expecting a cock to invade my ass..." Chyna says as she straddles Crash Holly's waist and lowers her pussy down onto Crash's cock.

"Ohhhh ahhh..." Crash moans as he feels his cock entering Chyna's snatch once again while she places her hands on his shoulders, pinning them to the floor.

"Mmmmmm ohhhh..." Chyna moans as she grinds her pussy down on Crash's cock as he starts to thrust it upward into her cunt.

"Ahhhh awww..." Crash Holly groans while he rams his cock up into Chyna's snatch.

"Ohhhh fuck ohhhh mmmm..." Chyna moans and licks her lips as Crash grabs her large swaying tits as she rocks on his thrusting shaft. Meanwhile Hardcore Holly as positioned himself behind Chyna, spreads her ass cheeks and stuffs his cock into her tight asshole.

"Ahhhhh ahhh..." Hardcore grunts as he invades Chyna's rear end with his long hard shaft.

"Mmmmm fuck... ohhhh shit!" Chyna moans as Hardcore Holly begins to fuck her asshole with stiff thrusts as she rides Crash's dick.

"Ohhhh mmmmm..." Crash moans while he pumps his dick swiftly up into the Ninth Wonder of the World's twat.

"Ahhhh awww fuck ahhhh..." Hardcore grunts as he grips Chyna's waist with both hands as he pumps his cock into her.

"Ohhhhh ahhh mmmm fuck ohhhh!" Chyna moans as she rocks between the Holly Cousins as they deeply hammer her ass and pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhhh ohhhh..." Crash moans as he rapidly pumps his dick up into Chyna's moist cunt.

"Awww ahhhh fuck ahhhh..." Hardcore groans while he slams his cock balls deep into Chyna's backside.

"Ohhhh shit... ohhhh fuck..." Chyna grits her teeth as she pushes back against Hardcore's thrusting meaty stick.

"Awww.... ohhhh ahhh..." Crash Holly moans as Chyna grinds her pussy down on his thrusting shaft.

"Ahhhh ahhh awww...' Hardcore Holly grunts while he drives his cock repeatedly into Chyna's rear end, with his balls crashing against her backside.

"Ohhh... ohhh fuck... ohhhh..." The Ninth Wonder of The World groans as she moves back and forth between Crash and Hardcore continue to drive their cocks into her.

"Mmmmm aww... ohhhh..." Crash moans as his cock begins to throb while he rapidly thrusts it up into Chyna's snug wet pussy.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh ahhhhh..." Hardcore groans while he keeps a pumps his dick into Chyna's asshole as she pushes back against him.

"Ohhhh... ohhh mmmmm fuck... ohhhh..." Chyna moans as sweat drips off her body as she continues to get willingly double-teamed by the Holly Cousins.

"Ahhhh... awww ohhhh..." Crash Holly moans as he starts to cum inside of Chyna's snatch.

"Mmmmmm ohhhh..." Chyna moans as she feels Crash's cum flooding her snatch while she rocks on his erupting shaft while Hardcore Holly continues to deeply fuck her gorgeous ass.

"Ahhhh... awww fuck... ahhhh..." Hardcore grunts as his cock starts to throb while he drills Chyna's asshole with deep thrusts.

"Ohhhh ahhh..." Crash moans as Chyna rocks on his now cum spent cock.

"Ohhhh fuck awww..." Chyna groans and licks her lips as Hardcore rams his throbbing cock a few more times into her ass before pulling out. The Ninth Wonder of the World gets off of Crash Holly as moves to sit on her knees in front of Hardcore Holly as he stands up and begins to stroke his pulsating cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Hardcore groans as he strokes his cock as he watches as Chyna moves her hands up underneath her large tits while she looks up at him with a smirk on her face. Gritting his teeth, Hardcore tightens his grip on his throbbing tool as he stokes it and with a few more moments he starts to cum, spraying his a sizeable wad of jizz down onto Chyna's tits.

"Ohhh yes..."Chyna groans and licks her lips as she feels Hardcore's cum landing on her breasts for several moments. Once Hardcore Holly is spent, Chyna gets to her feet and proceeds to deliver a solid forearm to Hardcore's face knocking him out with the sudden blow. As Hardcore falls backward, Chyna turns towards Crash who is still laying on the floor and proceeds to kick him in the crotch.

"Awwww!" Crash yells out and cups his balls while curling up into the fetal position.

Chyna rubs Hardcore Holly's cum over her tits as she looks down at the Holly Cousins, "That's for saying my tits weight two-hundred pounds..."


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