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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The BOSS Reeks Of Awesomeness
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

After finishing the live podcast with Steve Austin that aired on September 7, 2015 on the WWE Network, Edge and Christian are heading towards the exit of the arena, "Well that was interesting..." Edge says.

"We got Austin to wear that cowboy hat... bet that makes up for him doing the damn 'what' thing going..." Christian says with a smirk.

"Yeah... and we got the kazoos out... and also made it clear that the reason why Haven was cancelled because of..." Edge begins to say.

"Hey that wasn't because of me... I was a ratings bump for the show..." Christian says as he interrupts his long time friend while former NXT Women's Champion Sasha Banks approaches the pair of legendary Superstars.

"Alright you two... last time I had to share one of you with that blond bitch Charlotte... but I'm the Boss... and I want you both..." Sasha says with an arrogant smirk.

Edge raises an eyebrow and looks at Christian, "She wasn't bad.... but that was last year..."

"Think she can handle at once?" Christian asks.

"Of course I fucking can I'm the BOSS!" Sasha snaps as she places her hands on her hips.

"Haven't met a Diva that couldn't handle a pair..." Edge says as he ignores Sasha's remark.

"She could be the first..." Christian says.

Sasha glares at the former Tag Team Champions, "I'm The BOSS... I can handle you two... you're just a pair of old has-beens and I'll make you both make a big deposit in my vault!" Sasha says as she grabs the crotches of both men., "Now come with me..."

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A short while later in Team BAD's locker room, Sasha is on her knees stroking the cocks of Edge and Christian, making sue that they are fully harden. "Yeah... bet you two will make some big fucking deposits in this BANK..." Sasha licks her lips before leaning her magenta haired head forward to slide her tongue against the head of Edge's dick before she moves her tongue against the crown of Christian's shaft.

"Ahhhh..." Christian moans as Sasha guides her tongue over the bellend of his cock. Edge licks his teeth as Sasha continues to stroke his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Sasha moans as she moves her tongue all around the head of Christian's cock before turning her attention back to Edge's meat stick.

"Awwww ahhh..." Edge moans as Sasha swirls her tongue over the head of his cock as she drools over it.

"Mmmmm... mmmmm...' Sasha moans as she looks up at Edge before she takes his cock between her lips followed by starting to bob her head on his tool.

"Ahhhhh ahhh..." Edge groans as Sasha bobs her head on his rock hard cock while she keeps jerking off Christian.

"Ohhhhh mmmmm... mmmmm..." Sasha moans as she smoothly rocks her head back and forth on Edge's dick, taking his dick further into her mouth while she continues to stroke Christian's dick.

"Ahhhh.. awww.... yeah..." Edge licks his teeth as Sasha sucks and slurps on his long hard fuck stick as she grips the base of his dick.

"Mmmm..." Sasha moans as she rubs her lips around Edge's shaft as she continues to suck his dick before she chooses to lift her head up from his shaft. "Bet you're eager to have the BOSS suck your dick.." Sasha smirks at Christian before she takes his dick into her mouth.

"Ahhhhh fuck..." Christian groans as Sasha wraps her lips around his shaft and begins to bob her head on his cock as she lets go of Edge's shaft. The Rated R Hall of Fame moves to kneel behind the former NXT Woman's Champion and guides his cock into her tight wet fuck hole.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmm!" Sasha moans as she moves on her knees as Edge begins to pump his cock in and out of her twat while she places her hands on Christian's waist as she bobs her head repeatedly on his shaft.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm...." Edge moans as he grabs Sasha's hips as he pumps his cock into her pussy while she sucks and slurps on Christian's dick.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Sasha moans as she briskly bobs her head on Christian's shaft while he places a hand on her head as she bucks back against Edge's spearing shaft.

"Ohhhh ahhhh.. mmmmm..." Christian moans as Sasha Banks drools whorishly on his cock as she rapidly sucks on it even as Edge fucks her pussy form behind.

"Mmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Sasha Banks moans as she moves her head up, down back and forth on Christian's cock, taking his shaft down her throat as she feels Edge's cock spearing deeply within her twat.

"Ahhhh... awwwww fuck... mmmm..." Edge grunts with the effort he's using to pump his cock in and out of Sasha's cunt as she pushes back against whim while she deep throats Christian's entire dick.

"OHHHH! MMMMM!" Sasha moans lustfully on Christian's cock as she looks up at him while holding his dick within her mouth as Edge continues to fuck her with deep thrusts.

"Awwww mmmm she's sucks almost like the Boss... mmmm you know Stephanie McMahon..." Christian moans as Sasha continues to deep throat his cock while Edge spears her pussy from behind.

Lifting her head up from Christian's cock, Sasha tosses her hair back , "Mmmmm I suck like a fucking BOSS!" Sasha moans while Edge continues to spear her pussy from behind.

"Ahhhh ohhhhh shit... mmmm..." Edge moans as he continues to drive the full length of his shaft into Sasha's twat.

"Mmmm ohhhh ohhh mmmmm..." Sasha moans as she pushes back against Edge's spearing cock, with her ass smacking against his waist.

"Ahhhh... ahhhhh..." Edge licks his teeth as sharply spears Sasha's cunt with his large meat stick.

"Ohhhhh ohhh mmmmm fuck yeah!" Sasha moans and licks her lips as Edge soon pulls out of her pussy while Christian lays down on the floor. Moving forward, Sasha straddles Captain Charisma's torso and lowers her twat down on his cock, "Mmmm ohhhh..." Sasha moans as she begins to rock back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhhh... shit..." Christian moans as Sasha rocks back and forth on his cock. Meanwhile Edge repositions himself behind Sasha, spreads her ass cheeks and begins to sink his dick into her anal passage.

"MMMMM! OHHHHHHH!" Sasha bites her bottom lip as her body tenses sharply as Edge's cock invades her ass while she rocks on Christian's dick.

"Ahhhh mmm fuck..." Edge licks his teeth as Sasha's asshole clenches around his cock as he soon starts to thrust his shaft in and out of her backside.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh..." Christian groans as he begins to thrust his cock upward into Sasha's tight wet fuck hole.

"Mmmmmm! Ohhhh FUCK!" Sasha moans lustfully as she moves her hands against Christian's chest as she bounces on his pistoning cock while Edge spears her backside with deep thrusts.

"Ahhhh... awwww...." Edge grunts as he pumps his cock in and out of Sasha Bank's gorgeous ass while Christian grabs her tits to grope them as she moves between them.

"Ohhhhh! Mmmmmm fuck! Ohhhhhh!" Sasha moans as she bounces up and down on Christian's shaft as he drives his cock up into her love tunnel while pushing back against Edge's dick as he rams his shaft balls deep into her anal cavity.

"Awwww yeah.... ahhhh..." Christian moans as Sasha rises and drops on his stiff upward thrusting meat stick. Edge grabs Sasha's waist as he rapidly increases the tempo of his thrusts.

"Ohhhh... mmmm ohhhhh fuck!" Sasha moans as she swiftly moves between Edge and Christian as they pump their large cocks deeply into her lower body cavities.

"Ahhhh... yeah... ahhhhhhh fuck..." Edge grunts as he hammers Sasha's ass with deep and brisk thrusts as she moves between himself and Christian.

"MMMMM! OHHHH FUCK ME LIKE A BOSS!" Sasha gasps lustfully as she rocks sharply on Christian's dick as Edge keeps spearing her Bostonian backside.

"Ohhhhh ahhhhh..." Christian moans as Sasha grinds her pussy down on his cock Edge starts to lean to the right. Christian catches on and with Sasha between them, rolls onto his right side so that Sasha is sandwiched between them as they continue to fuck her.

"MMMMM FUCK! OHHHH!" Sasha moans as arches her left leg up and forward over Christian's waist as Edge continues to spear her ass as Christian drills her twat.

"Ahhhh fuck... awww..." Edge licks his teeth as he keeps a hand on Sasha's hip as he keeps rapidly pumping his cock into the depths of Sasha's asshole as she moves between himself and Christian.

"OHHH! MMMMM FUCK! I TAKE IT LIKE A BOSS!" Sasha moans lustfully as she gets sandwiched fucked by former Tag Team Champions, with Christian's cock swiftly going in and out of her pussy while Edge is pounding her ass.

"Awww ahhhhh shit..." Christian moans as he buries every inch of his cock into Sasha's pussy with every thrust that he performs.

"MMMMM! OHHHH AHHHH OHHHH FUCK!" Sasha moans as sweat drips off of her body as Edge and Christian slam their dicks repeatedly into her lower body cavities while they continue to double team her.

"Mmmmm ahhh.... ahhhh..." Edge groans as he drives his shaft sharply into Sasha's asshole as she moves her arched left leg back to drape it over his thigh.

"OHHHH! OHHHH FUCK!" Sasha moans as her pussy starts to constrict around Christian's pistoning shaft just before she starts to cum.

"Ahhh awww..." Christian moans as his cock starts to throb as he feels Sasha's cunt cream flowing over his cock. Meanwhile Edge has pulled out of her asshole and stands up where he starts to stroke his cock.

"Mmmmmm... ohhhh..." Sasha licks her lips as Christian pulls out of her pussy and stands up. The former NXT Champion sits up on her knees while looking up at the pair of Canadian studs as they stroke their noticeably throbbing cocks.

"Mmmmm fuck ahhhh..." Edge moans as starts to cum first.

"Ahhh awww..." Christian groans as he starts to cum a few moments later.

"Mmmmm shit..." Sasha moans as Edge and Christian spray their jizz all over her face as she smirks up at them as wads of her spunk splatter on her.

"Ahhhh ahhh.." Edge licks his teeth as he continues to stroke his cock until he's done cumming.

As Christian soon finishes cumming, Sasha licks her lips, "Bet you two now know... that THE BOSS... Reeks of Awesomeness..."


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