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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The CeNation Gets Cougared
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Backstage at Birmingham, England's LG Arena, during the taping of the
November 5, 2012 edition of Monday Night RAW, the Managing Supervisor of RAW,
Vickie Guerrero, dressed in a knee-length black dress with a jacket styled
top, is in her office laughing hysterically after embarrassing the former
General Manager AJ Lee with video evidence to prove that she indeed did have
an affair with John Cena. Vickie smiles proudly and cups her hands together.
"Oh this is just great...that little brat can't lie her way out of this
one..." Vickie says to herself out loud.

The door to Vickie's office is suddenly opened and John Cena, dressed in blue
jeans short and his matching 'Celtic Green' t-shirt and hat, enters. "All
right Vickie... enough... is... enough..." Cena says firmly.

Vickie turns to look at John Cena and narrows her eyes. "Who do you think you
are, just barging into my office!?" Vickie snaps.

"I'm the guy who is like millions and millions of people wondering why CM
Punk doesn't bathe...and also... why, you, the most... unethical...vile...
untrustworthy woman in the history of this business... are trying to start
something out of nothing..." Cena replies

Vickie Guerrero opens her mouth in shock and mockingly places her left hand
against her chest, as if offended. "Well...John...I'm not the one who has
been sneaking around with AJ...because I'm sure nothing happened...just like
she didn't go to your hotel room..."

"And as you well know, that footage was from two different hotels..." Cena
says before raising an eyebrow, "Which begs the question, what are you doing
paying people to try and get footage of me with just a towel around my waist

Vickie presses her lips together and shakes her head "I don't know what
you're talking about, John..."

"Yeah sure... just like how you didn't get caught, as they say here in the
UK, snogging the Big Show... didn't get caught trying to get the World title
on Ziggler... oh... wait... you did get caught doing both of those things..."
Cena says.

Vickie places her hands onto her hips. "I don't need to take this from I suggest you leave my office before I call security..." Vickie
says before she slyly smirks. "I do have one question though, John...were you
rough on AJ...did you make her beg for you to stop?" Vickie says before she
tilts her head back and wickedly laughs.

"If something was to happen between me and AJ... I have no doubt she wouldn't
beg for me to stop... unlike you, who probably haven't seen any action that
didn't involve batteries in the past 5 years..."

"EXCUSE ME!?" Vickie snaps

"You really should get your ears checked out..." Cena replies with a grin

Vickie raises her left index finger up "You think this is going to stop,
John?" Vickie smirks wickedly. "This is just getting started...the evidence I
have against AJ is just beginning!"

"Well let me tell you something, if it doesn't stop, then I'll just have
to... cripple your boy toy... I'm sure Dolph Ziggler would love to know the
ass kicking he'll be receiving is because of your ego..."

"I'm not scared of your threats, John..." Vickie replies. "I do find it
amusing that you seem to care so much about how this is effecting
that maybe because you love her, John?" Vickie says and shakes her head. "AJ
screwed herself..." Vickie pauses and then laughs "And she screwed you
too...but all I want is the truth. Once AJ tells the truth, all of this is

"Vickie... you forget, I've seen how you operate who now is obsessed with the
fact that the only way someone would look at you the same way they do at
nearly every other woman on this planet... is if they were drunk or
desperate... or both."

Vickie narrows her eyes "Do you want this to stop, John? For sweet, innocent,
little AJ's sake?"

"You mean, do I want you to actually do something other than boil on the ass
of society... then yeah..." Cena smirks.

Vickie places her hands onto her hips "Then I would stop with the insults,

"What insults?" Cena asks with a grin.

Vickie shakes her head and looks away. "Do you want it to stop, or not?"

"Sure I do..." Cena replies.

Vickie takes a casual step toward Cena. "You know, and I really
are not that much different..."

"This should be good... exactly how are we not that different?"

Vickie presses her lips together and looks at John Cena with her cold,
menacing eyes. "We both crave being in the spotlight, John...we both want the
absolute best, second place is not an option...and we both have needs, we
aren't afraid of trying something at least once...."

"Ok first off... I don't crave the spotlight, I just happen to be where the
spotlight is... and what are you talking about trying something at least

Vickie lowers her eyes and steps closer to John Cena. "Have you ever...been
with an older woman, John?"

Cena chuckles and shakes his head slightly, "Is that what this is all about?
You want to fuck me?"

Vickie lifts her eyes up and looks at John Cena. "I wouldn't exactly say it
like that...."

"But you would say it..." Cena smirks.

Vickie raises an eyebrow and smirks. "What do you think?"

"I think... you couldn't handle what I got..." Cena remarks, "You just
admitted you're 'old' after all..." Cena grins.

"Are you just here to insult me or did you want the issue resolved!?" Vickie

"What insult? I'm showing concern..." Cena grins.

Vickie shakes her head and raises her left hand. "You know...just leave...
LEAVE!" Vickie snaps and folds her arms. "Next week...the evidence I have
will humiliate AJ..."

"So you don't want this then..." Cena says as he boldly undoes and lowers his
jeans shorts, revealing his incredibly long and thick cock, and just the
sight of it causes Vickie's mouth to drop open when she realizes that Cena's
shaft is not even hard. Seeing Vickie's reaction, Cena pauses for a moment
and then starts to pull his jean shorts back up, "Since you're going to be a
old and cranky about it... I'll just be on my way..." Cena says as he starts
to turn to leave.

"Wait!" Vickie says and smirks "You're serious about this?"

"I was... and then you said leave..." Cena says as he steps towards the door.
"So now... you go try and ruin AJ's life, I go put Dolph Ziggler out of
action... and when the Board of Directors ask why... it'll be your fault..."
Cena adds.

Vickie takes a breath " about this..." Vickie says and then smirks.
"I think you and I can see eye to eye on this...I will drop this whole AJ
issue, and know..." Vickie says, locking her prowling eyes on Cena.

"I'll keep my end of the bargain... but if you don't..." Cena says as he
gives Vickie a look so cold that Vickie's lowers her eyes for a moment.

Vickie nods her head and remains looking down. "Deal..." Vickie says before
she clears her throat. "So... do we shake on this?"

Cena closes and locks the office door, "I think we'll do more than shake..."
Cena says as he removes his hat and t-shirt, revealing his powerful upper

Vickie pauses for a moment and her eyes widen at the sight of Cena's muscular
and powerful upper body. Vickie licks her lips and raises her left hand to
fan herself off. " are..." Vickie pauses. "If Dolph...
was..." Vickie says as she stammers and does not make much sense.

Cena lowers his jeans shorts, once again revealing his huge cock to Vickie
Guerrero and the leader of the CeNation smirks when he sees that Vickie is
practically drooling and speechless as she stares at it. "Excuse me? You
awake?" Cena asks as he snaps his fingers twice to 'snap' Vickie out of her
slight daze.

Vickie licks her lips and then smiles at John Cena before the WWE's resident
cougar lowers herself down onto her knees in front of him. Vickie places her
right hand onto Cena's large cock, starting to stroke it, which causes it to

Cena places his hands on his waist as Vickie stares at his cock as it becomes
larger as it hardens within her grasp.

Vickie Guerrero lifts her eyes and glances up at John Cena before she leans
her head down and slides her tongue against the head of his cock, while
moving her hand on his shaft.

"Mmmm..." Cena moans as Vickie moves her tongue around the head of his cock.

Vickie closes her eyes as she moves her cougar tongue around the head of his
cock, while she moves her right hand down his solid shaft.

John Cena smirks as Vickie is almost timid with how she's sliding her tongue
over the head of his huge cock while she works her right hand back and forth
along the length of its shaft.

Vickie parts her lips and eases the head of his cock into her warm mouth,
wrapping her lips lightly around his thick shaft, before she begins to bob
her head.

"Mmmm..." Cena moans as Vickie bobs her head very smoothly on his cock,
taking only a couple of inches of his shaft into her mouth.

Vickie removes her right hand from his shaft and places her right hand onto
his muscular waist, while putting her left hand onto his ballsack, rubbing
his large sack, as she continues to lightly bob her head.

"Ahh..." Cena groans slightly as Vickie rubs his large balls as she bobs her
head on the top portion of his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...." Vickie moans as she gradually starts to bob her
head at a quicker pace, letting her lips rub against his thick shaft.

Cena smirks slightly as he places his left hand on the back of Vickie's head
and pushes slightly causing her to take more of his shaft into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Vickie moans around Cena's cock as her lips stretch with his
cock going further into her mouth.

"Ahhhh deeper..." Cena says with a firm tone as eases more of his cock into
Vickie's mouth. Despite her track record of past associations with other
Superstars, it becomes obvious that it has it has been quite a long time
since Vickie had a cock as thick as Cena's in her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Vickie groans around Cena's cock as she forces her mouth to
widen and takes Cena's cock deeper into her mouth per his request.

With Vickie's effort to open her mouth as wide as she can, Cena gets half of
his cock into her mouth, "Mmmmm..." Cena moans as Vickie does eagerly bob her
head on what she can handle.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Vickie moans as she guides her head along Cena's
cock, trying to fit more of his shaft into her cougar hot mouth.

"Ahhhh..." Cena groans as Vickie sucks and slurps on his huge cock.

Vickie places both of her hands onto Cena's muscular waist as she greedily
bobs her head along his shaft.

John Cena licks his lips as Vickie bobs her head non-stop on his cock, taking
it as deep as she is able to while her saliva drips down the remainder of his

Vickie gradually begins to lift her head off of Cena's cock, inch by inch
leaving her mouth and dripping with her saliva.

Cena smirks as Vickie doesn't bother to wipe the saliva that's drips down her
chin as she removes her jacket styled top followed by her knee length black

Vickie slyly smirks at John Cena as she steps out of her black dress and sets
her jacket styled top down on the floor, exposing her cougar body with her
rounded, perky tits and her rounded ass.

"You lost weight?" Cena asks and before Vickie can reply to his question, the
former WWE and World Heavyweight Champion lifts her up and carries her to the
office's couch. After sitting down, Cena lowers Vickie's on to his shaft.

"Ohhhhh...mmmmm....excuse me!?" Vickie moans and slightly snaps at Cena as
she feels his cock entering her pussy.

"Really?" Cena asks as he can't believe what Vickie said as his cock invades
her cunt. Shaking his head, Cena begins to firmly thrust his cock up into
Vickie's twat, causing her bounce instantly.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Vickie moans as she starts to rock forward on his cock,
with John thrusting up firmly into her wet and tight snatch.

"Ahhhh..." John groans as he thrust his cock up into Vickie's cunt as she
tries to control her own pace.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah...mmmmm you know you've wanted this, Cena!" Vickie
moans as she bounces on his cock, with her perky tits bouncing.

Cena smirks but doesn't reply as he increases the force of his upward
thrusts, causing Vickie's movements to become erratic.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...mmmmm...I'm the hottest Diva....mmmmm..." Vickie moans and
tilts her head back as she moves on his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Cena clamps his lips together as he tries not to laugh as laugh at
Vickie's comment as she moves in reaction to his stiff thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Vickie moans and drops down repeatedly on his cock

"Ahhhh... awww..." Cena grunts as he plows his cock up into Vickie's cunt..

Vickie places her hands onto his muscular chest and increasingly rocks
forward on his cock, bouncing as he thrusts up into her.

Cena places his hands on Vickie's hips and lifts her up off of his cock. As
she gets on all fours on the couch, Cena kneels behind Vickie and rams his
shaft so hard into her pussy, it causes her to jolt forward.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...mmmmmm you've wanted a piece of me, Cena...I knew
it!" Vickie moans and licks her lips as she regains her balance on her hands
and knees.

"Ahhhh don't flatter yourself..." Cena replies with a grunt as he grabs
Vickie's hips so firmly that Vickie's cannot rock forward as he starts to
repeatedly slam his cock into her twat.

"'re begging for me...mmmmmm I knew it..." Vickie moans and
closes her eyes as her body swiftly moves forward, but remains still with
Cena's strength holding her in place and he plows into her.

Cena chuckles slightly as he hammers Vickie's snatch with rock hard thrusts
while holding her in place so that she has to feel the full force of his

"Ohhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh yeah Cena!" Vickie moans and grits her teeth as sweat
drips down her body.

"Ahhhh..." Cena grunts as he is relentless as he pounds Vickie's cunt from
behind, and gradually, the assault starts to take its toll on Vickie as her
arms start to buckle.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm give it to me Cena! Ahhhhhhh!" Vickie wildly
yells as sweat drips down her body and face.

"Mmmm you sure you want it?" Cena asks calmly even as he is pounding Vickie's
pussy with his huge cock.

"Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmmm cause you want it too, baby!" Vickie moans lustfully
and breaths heavily.

Cena shakes his head as he pulls his cock out of Vickie's twat and proceeds
to invade her asshole, causing Vickie to grab and nearly tear open the couch

"OHHHHHHHHH FUCK" Vickie screams loudly and lowers her head as her body
squirms with the anal invasion.

"Ahhhh..." Cena groans as he starts to fuck Vickie's ass with powerful and
deep thrusts while showing no signs that he's holding back.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh!" Vickie moans as she lowers her head down to the
couch as she moves forward on her knees.

Cena grabs Vickie's waist and jerks her backward, causing her ass to smash
against his waist as he plows his cock all the way into her asshole. Cena's
balls smack loudly and frequently against Vickie's ass cheeks with each of
his powerful thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh!" Vickie moans as sweat continues to heavily drip down
her body and face.

"Mmmmm..." Cena grunts as he drives his shaft repeatedly into Vickie's ass
before he raises himself to squatting position behind her. With his new
position, Cena is able to use all 251 pounds of his body to increase the
force of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! OHHHHHHHHH FUCK! EXCUSE ME!" Vickie yells and her
eyes begin to flutter with the intense pounding of Cena's cock.

"Ahhhhh... ahhh..." Cena grunts as he brutally fucks Vickie's asshole,
slamming his cock nonstop into her.

Vickie suddenly collapses forward onto the couch with her head hitting the
cushion of the couch.

"Mmmmm you alright?" Cena asks with a groan even as he continues to fuck
Vickie's ass as his cock begins to throb. When Vickie doesn't respond, Cena
pulls out and turns her over to check on her and he grins when he sees that
Vickie passed out, "Too much for an old cougar..." Cena says as he strokes
his cock until he starts to cum, spraying his load all over Vickie's stomach.

Cena moves off the couch and proceeds to get dressed, "Better go check on
AJ..." Cena says as he picks up his hat from the floor before he proceeds to
leave the office.

* * *

Some time later, Dolph Ziggler is lightly tapping Vickie Guerrero's cheek,
"Hey... wake up! What the hell happened?" Dolph asks as Vickie is laying
naked on the couch with dried cum on her stomach.

Vickie's eyes slowly open and she looks up at Dolph Ziggler. "What..." Vickie
says before she starts to sit up with her short cropped black hair completely
messed up. "Dolph...what?" Vickie pauses and looks down at her naked body "OH
MY GOD!?" Vickie yells.

"Why the hell are you naked?!" Dolph asks.

"I don't know!" Vickie yells as she stands up from the couch and grits her
teeth. "Don't just stand there, Dolph! Get my clothes!"

"You don't know?!" Dolph asks in disbelief before he picks up Vickie's dress
from the floor and hands it to her, "How can you NOT know?!"

Vickie raises her hands up to head and looks down. "I don't know!" Vickie
yells again before she pauses for a moment. "Wait...I was in here talking to
John Cena...he....he must have drugged me!"

"Right like anyone will believe that..." Dolph says, "Not even the WWE Board
of Directors will believe a lie that big coming from you."

Vickie narrows her eyes and glares at Ziggler. "Excuse me!?"

"Don't 'excuse me', if it was someone else that came in here, you think they
would believe that lie when I don't believe it... just stick to messing with
AJ as we planned..." Dolph says.

Vickie presses her lips together "You think I slept with Cena, don't you!?"

Dolph laughs, "Hey I can't stand him, but no way he would touch you..."

Vickie Guerrero eyes flare with anger "EXCUSE ME!?"

"C'mon Vickie think about it... John Cena and you? That is so unbelievable
that the WWE Board of Directors would have you put in a nut house for even
suggesting that..."

Vickie presses her lips together. "Hey! I could get a man like Cena..."

"Yeah sure... just stick to the plan and quit doing things that would screw
things up for us..." Dolph says.


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