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READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: The Cutting Edge Part 60: Craving Success by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) In a private skybox inside of Leipzig, Germany's Leipzig Arena, the Rated R Superstar Edge is sitting on a couch watching the ECW portion of a SmackDown/ECW Live Event after being invited to attend the show by ECW's General Manager Tiffany. Edge is wearing jeans and a gray sweater, and he has his injured leg elevated as he watches a match between William Regal and Goldust take place. "I've beaten them so many times it's not even funny..." Edge laughs before he glances down at his watch, "Hmmmm now Tiffany said she'd join me before intermission...." Edge says as the door to the skybox opens. Edge turns his head and licks his teeth, "Thought you forgot about our meeting..." Edge says before he sees that it's not the gorgeous ECW General Manager that's joining him, instead it's the new Ring Announcer Lauren Mayhew who has entered the skybox. The gorgeous blond Ring Announcer for ECW, Lauren Mayhew, bites down on her bottom lip and sweetly smiles at the Rated R Superstar as she steps into the skybox and quietly closes the door behind her. "Ummm hi...Edge?" Lauren asks as she is dressed in a short black skirt and a nicely fitted light pink top. Edge licks his teeth, "Hmmmm you're not Tiffany..." Edge says as he checks out the beautiful blond haired Ring Announcer. Lauren blushes lightly as she steps further into the private skybox. "Ummm... no I'm not sorry..." Lauren begins to apologize. "I'm Lauren..." Lauren Mayhew says as she steps up to the couch and proceeds to extend her left hand. Edge extends his left hand to shake Lauren's hand, "I see...so what are you doing here?" Edge says as he glances down at Lauren's legs. "Oh...ummm...Tiffany unfortunately is running a bit late, she had a matter to take care of and asked me to come and keep you company until she arrival..." Lauren cutely explains. "A-ha..." Edge nods his head and licks his teeth, "Did Tiffany give you any other instructions?" Edge asks with a smirk Lauren Mayhew raises an eyebrow and looks at Edge a bit confused before she shakes her head "Ummm...no...I don't think so..." Edge smirks, "Really? Well first... how about you sit down..." Edge says as he scoots to the left on the couch. Lauren nods her blond haired head and quietly moves to sit down on the leather couch next to the perverted, sex- crazed Rated R Superstar. Edge smirks, "Now you know... Tiffany has been trying to get me to sign with ECW..." Lauren smiles a bit "Oh really? I think you would make a great addition to ECW actually..." Lauren replies with a soft laugh as she locks her adorable, beautiful eyes with him. "Of course I would.... but I haven't made up my mind yet..." Edge says. Lauren presses her soft lips together and tilts her head slightly "You haven't?" "Nope... in fact a few people in ECW haven been trying to help me make up my mind... including Savannah.... and Courtney..." Edge licks his teeth. "Oh..." Lauren pauses before she looks over at Edge "Any reason why you haven't decided yet?" "I'm trying to see exactly... how badly I'm wanted..." Edge says with a sly grin. Lauren Mayhew sweetly laughs and blushes "Well I'm sure you're wanted very much on ECW...I know I would be happy to announce you every week..." "Is that a fact?" Edge asks, "Anything else you would be happy to do every week?" Lauren presses her soft, pouty lips together and cutely laughs as she looks over at Edge "What do you mean?" "I'm a huge star... and on SmackDown... the Divas there are always willing to show me special attention..." Edge says suggestively as he licks his teeth. Lauren raises an eyebrow and innocently looks at the Rated R Superstar "Oh? Like what exactly?" The Ultimate Opportunist smirks, "Well Layla eagerly sucks my dick before every television taping..." Lauren Mayhew's beautiful and innocent eyes widen a bit "What? Really?" "Oh yeah..." Edge nods his head, "And Michelle... is always in my locker room, ready for a wild fuck after every one of my matches..." Lauren blushes a bit "And I suppose you'd expect that with ECW too, right?" Lauren asks with a light shrug of her shoulders. "Exactly...." Edge smirks Lauren slowly nods her head "I see...and I suppose I would be one of those girls..." "You would be correct about that..." Edge replies as he places his right hand on Lauren's left thigh. Lauren Mayhew lightly licks her lips and blushes as she looks directly at the Rated R Superstar. "What exactly would you want?" Edge smirks as he rubs Lauren's left thigh with his right hand as he starts to unbutton his jeans with his left hand, "Well first... I want to see exactly what you can do..." Edge pauses as he then unzips his jeans to open then up. "With this..." Edge adds as he reaches into his jeans to pull out his thirteen-inch long cock. Lauren's beautiful and innocent eyes widen at the sight of Edge's cock. "Wow...that's a big dick!" Lauren says with an adorable laugh "Ever seen one this big?" Edge asks as he wraps his left hand around his cock to stroke it slightly. Lauren shakes her blond haired head "No...I don't think so..." Lauren replies as she suddenly turns toward the Rated R Superstar and just as he desired, Lauren proceeds to place her right hand around his shaft and begins to stroke his cock. Edge removes his left hand from the lower half of his cock, "Mmmmm soft hands..." Edge comments as he feels Lauren's right hand going up and down on his shaft. Lauren blushes sweetly and smiles at Edge as she gently moves her right hand up and down his hardening shaft. Lauren tosses her blond hair back slightly before lowering her head and gently running her tongue against the swollen of his Rated R shaft. "Mmmmm and a great tongue..." Edge licks his teeth as Lauren circles her tongue all the way around the head of his very large cock. Edge extends his right arm to place his hand on Lauren's skirt covered ass. Lauren closes her eyes as she moves her right hand up and down his long shaft while gently moving her soft wet tongue to coat her saliva. Lauren soon opens her mouth and lowers her head to take the upper half of Edge's cock into her nicely warm and moist mouth. "Ahhhh..." Edge moans as he feels Lauren's mouth on his fully hardened cock. Lauren lowers her right hand down to the base of his cock to hold it steady while Edge rubs her ass through the material of her skirt. "Mmmmm...mmmmm..." Lauren Mayhew softly moans on Edge's cock as she starts to smoothly bob her blond haired head on the Rated R Superstar's cock with her soft and pouty lips pressed perfectly against his shaft. "Mmmmmm ahhhh...." Edge moans as Lauren bobs her head at a nice easy pace on his thirteen inch long cock. The Rated R Superstar slides his right hand to Lauren's lower back and then uses his fingers to lift the waistline of Lauren's skirt and her panties to slide his hand into them. "Ohhhhhhh...." Lauren moans as she gently massages her soft lips against his shaft while lifting and lowering her blonde haired head, sucking on his thirteen inch Rated R cock. "Mmmmmm fuck..." Edge moans as Lauren lets her tongue pat against his cock as she sucks it. With his right hand inside of Lauren's skirt and panties, Edge slides his fingers down Lauren's asscrack until the tip of his middle finger pushes slightly into her asshole. "Ohhhhhh...." Lauren moans against Edge's cock as she feels the tip of his finger entering her tight asshole, causing the beautiful blond Ring Announcer to bob her head at a quicker pace on his thirteen-inch cock. "Ohhh yeah... mmm like that..." Edge moans as Lauren bobs her head up and down on his large cock while he lightly thrusts his middle finger in and out of her tight asshole. "Mmmmmm...mmmmmm" Lauren moans as she bobs her head at a quicker pace while slapping her wet tongue softly against his shaft while taking him deeper into her mouth. "Mmmmmm.... ahhh you're real good..." Edge licks his teeth as he continues to dart his right middle finger in and out of Lauren's asshole as she lowers her head further down on his meaty cock. Lauren sweetly slaps her tongue against the bottom side of Edge's cock as the beautiful Ring Announcer manages to take his cock deeper into her wet mouth. "Awwww.... ahhhhh..." Edge moans as Lauren manages to get twelve inches of his cock into her mouth before she starts to gag slightly. Edge pulls his right hand out of Lauren's skirt and panties and lifts off his sweater to reveal his tanned, toned and muscular upper body as Lauren keeps her head down on his dick. "Mmmmmmm..." Lauren Mayhew softly groans on Edge's cock before she slowly lifts her blond haired head. "Mmmm you're a pretty damn good cock sucker Lauren..." Edge smirks as he tosses his sweater to the floor before pushing his jeans down and off of his legs. Lauren smiles and cutely blushes as she sits on the couch on her knees. "Thanks Edge..." "But now... I have to see how hot you are..." Edge licks his teeth as he wraps his right hand around his cock and he begins to stroke it while he looks at Lauren. Lauren blushes and nods her head before placing her hands onto her light pink top and proceeds to lift the top from her body to expose her nicely rounded, juicy, tanned tits. "Mmmm... you might give Mickie a run at having the best tits in the WWE..." Edge comments as he strokes his cock while he looks at Lauren's round and juicy tits. Lauren smiles and cutely laughs as she moves to stand up from the couch in order to push her black skirt down from her nicely shaped, smooth hips and down her gorgeously tanned and stunningly smooth legs. Edge licks his teeth as Lauren steps out of her skirt before she lowers her white panties from her hips. Lauren's gorgeously smoothly and incredibly hot pussy becomes exposed to the Rated R Superstars as her white panties drop down her legs and to her feet before she steps of her skirt and panties. "Mmmmm..." Edge licks his lips as he looks at Lauren's tanned and hot body, "You are gorgeous..." Edge says as he leans forward to put his hands on Lauren's hips. The Rated R Superstar leans back on the couch and pulls Lauren onto his lap. Edge then lifts Lauren up slightly and lowers her tight, hot and wet pussy down onto his saliva coated cock. "Mmmmmmm..." Lauren moans softly as she lowers down onto Edge's cock, sitting on his lap and taking his cock deeply into her pussy. Lauren closes her eyes and places her hands onto Edge's shoulders as she starts to smoothly rock back and forth on his cock. "Mmmm fuck... " Edge groans as feels how tight Lauren's pussy is on his thirteen inch long cock. As Lauren rocks back and forth on his shaft, Edge places his hands on Lauren's ass cheeks. "Mmmmm...ohhhh Edge...ohhh yeah..." Lauren moans softly as she gently massages Edge's tanned shoulders with her soft hands while she smoothly rocks back and forth on his rock hard cock. "Ohhh yeah... mmmm fuck I could get use to fucking you...' Edge moans as he begins to thrust his cock upward into Lauren's pussy. "Mmmmm...oh really Edge?" Lauren asks with a moan and a smile as she slides her hands down from his shoulders and onto his tanned, muscular chest while bouncing on his Rated R cock. "Awwww yeah..." Edge moans as he firmly thrusts his cock up into Lauren's pussy as she bounces straight up and down on his shaft. "Ohhhhh...ohhhh Edge..." Lauren moans and lightly licks her lips as she rocks back on Edge's cock while bouncing as he keeps thrusting upward into her tight pussy. "Mmmmm ahhh yeah..." Edge licks his teeth as he moves his hands to Lauren's hips before he turns on the couch to lay Lauren down. Lauren hooks only her left leg around Edge's waist as he pumps his cock in and out of her pussy. Lauren grits her teeth gently and leans her head back against the couch as she moves smoothly against the couch while Edge is on top of her and spearing his cock into her pussy. "Ahhhhh awww yeah.... mmmm fuck..." Edge moans as he pushes his cock deep into Lauren's pussy with each of his spear like thrusts. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh yeah..." Lauren moans as she hooks her left leg tighter around Edge's waist as she pulls his body in toward her pussy, grinding gently against his shaft. Edge reaches down with his right hand to grab Lauren's right leg to have her drape it over his right shoulder. The Rated R Superstar increases the pace of his thrusts as he slams his entire thirteen inch cock into her tight and wet pussy. "Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhh Edge..." Lauren cutely moans as she moves against the Rated R Superstar. "Ahhhh awww fuck... mmmm..." Edge grits his teeth as he hammers Lauren's pussy with his large cock. Edge's balls smack loudly against Lauren's smooth skin with each of his deep thrusts. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhh Edge! Mmmmm you're so good!" Lauren moans as she quickly moves underneath Edge as he rapidly and firmly spears his cock into her tight, wet pussy. "Mmmmmm awww.... I'm the best...." Edge smirks down at Lauren as sweat begins to drip from his forehead. The Rated R Superstar sits up his knees and pulls his cock out of Lauren's pussy as her right leg slips off from his shoulder. Lauren Mayhew presses her pouty lips together and cutely looks at the Rated R Superstar before she happily rolls onto her stomach on the couch before pushing up onto her hands and knees. "I see you can show some ingenuity..." Edge smirks as he teasing smacks his thick long cock against Lauren's ass, "But I don't think you could take it..." Edge smirks as he then starts to guide his cock into Lauren's pussy. "Ohhhhh...mmmm...try me..." Lauren groans in reply as she feels the head of Edge's cock just teasingly and barely in her tight pussy. Edge licks his teeth, "All right... don't say I didn't warn you..." Edge says as he now guides his cock between Lauren's ass cheeks until the large head of his cock presses against her asshole. Edge puts his hands on Lauren's hips and then firmly pushes his thirteen inch cock into Lauren's tight asshole. "Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmm...ohhhh fuck..." Lauren Mayhew softly groans as her petite body suddenly jolts forward from the impact of Edge's cock in her asshole. "Ahhhhh..." Edge smirks as he starts to pump his very large cock in and out of Lauren's asshole while he firmly holds onto her hips. "Ohhhhh...mmmm...you're so big!" Lauren groans and tightly grits her teeth as she feels Edge's cock deeply ramming into her tight asshole. Edge smirks as he spears Lauren's ass with deep thrusts that results in her ass cheeks impacting against his waist. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Lauren moans as she slowly turns her head back and lustfully looks at Edge as he deeply spears his cock into her adorable, tanned ass. Edge leans forward so that his stomach presses down against Lauren's back as he keeps fucking Lauren's ass with his large cock. As Lauren looks back at him, Edge flicks his tongue against her soft lips while he cock begins to throb inside of her tight asshole. "Mmmmmm..." Lauren softy moans as she lightly pushes back against his cock as he deeply rams his Rated R shaft into her tight asshole. "Ahhhhh awww... stick that ass up..." Edge grunts as he leans back and pulls his pulsating cock out of Lauren's asshole and he instantly starts to stroke his cock. Lauren bites down on her bottom lip as she lays her head perfectly down on the couch and sticks her gorgeous, tanned, adorably rounded ass into the air. "Awww.... ahhhh fuck.... ahhh..." Edge moans as he starts to shoot his warm, sticky cum all over Lauren's beautiful, perfectly tanned ass. "Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah baby..." Lauren softly moans as the warm cum begins to instantly drip against her ass. "Mmmmmm.... ahhhh...." Edge moans as he keep stroking his cock until he shoots every drop of cum onto Lauren's ass cheeks. "Mmmmm...that was so great..." Lauren groans "Oh yeah.... ECW is really looking like a great option for me..." Edge smirks as he smacks his cum spent cock against Lauren's cum coated ass. Lauren smiles "Well I sure hope so..." "But since I'm a long way from being 100% ready for the ring... I'll have to just heavily consider it for now until I get clearance to wrestle again..." Edge smirks. -END- Support WOWEFA.com by joining CelebrityPass.com for only $4.95 ![]()
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