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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The Cutting Edge Part 61: The StraightEdge
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

In CM Punk's locker room located in the back of FedEx Forum in Memphis,
Tennessee, The Straightedge Savior CM Punk is giving instructions to his
cleansed disciple Serena following the conclusion of the February 2, 2010
SmackDown television tapings. Punk narrows his eyes, "Serena... what you must
do is to make Edge realize that when I win the Elimination Chamber match in a
three weeks... that he shouldn't challenge me..." Punk says with a sly grin.

Serena, dressed in a short black skirt with black stockings underneath and a
black tank top that hugs nicely to her large chest, nods her shaved head,
while locking her beautiful, cleansed eyes with CM Punk. "Oh absolutely
Punk...Edge has been lost soul for many years..."

"Unlike many of those who have no faith in what I offer them... there is no
saving Edge... but there are other ways to persuade him..." Punk says while

Serena smiles excitedly as she looks at her Straightedge Savior "Really,

"Oh yes..." Punk nods his head, "And I know your...talents will persuade
him..." Punk says.

Serena bites down on her bottom lip and mischievously looks at CM Punk with
her cleansed eyes "Anything you want, my Savior, I will do..."

CM Punk taps his fingertips together before saying with a sly tone,

* * *

A short time later, the 2010 Royal Rumble Winner Edge is in his private
locker room preparing to leave the arena after his first appearance on
SmackDown in over six months. Edge, wearing a black t-shirt and gray jeans,
has his back to the door as he picks up his iPhone and starts to check his
text messages. As Edge scrolls through his text messages on his iPhone, he
hears on knock on his locker room door. "Yeah... what is it?" Edge asks as he
doesn't bother to look towards the locker room door while he continues to
scroll through his next messages.

The locker room door opens and the Mistress of the Straightedge Society,
Serena, quietly steps into the locker room, closing the door behind her.
Serena narrows her seductive, but yet beautifully cleansed eyes as she folds
her arms against her large chest and narrows her eyes, shaking her shaved
head in disapproval "So far addicted and you don't even see the light at the
end of the tunnel..."

Edge turns his head to look over his shoulder at Serena before he completely
turns around, "Normally when a chick with a great rack comes into my locker
room they normally have something understandable to say..." Edge says with a
smirk as he looks at the Straightedge Disciple.

Serena presses her lips firmly together and keeps her sly, beautifully
cleansed eyes locked on Edge as she takes a step closer. "I'm here to deliver
a message to you..." Serena begins to say.

Edge smirks, "Well you don't look like my ex-wife's lawyer so I know it can't
be related to that..." Edge says as Serena steps closer to him.

Serena grits her teeth and slowly shakes her shaved head. "It's a message
from my Savior, the man I devote my entire life to...the man...who saved me!"
Serena says proudly before looking firmly at Edge. "CM Punk...wants it know
that when he wins the Elimination Chamber, you better not even think about
cashing in your Rumble win on his Championship!"

Edge raises and eyebrow and then laughs in Serena's face, "Oh really? And why
should I not challenge the wanna-be prophet if by some small chance he wins?"

"Because its WrestleMania and my Savior don't need to be disgraced by someone
who does not embrace the Straightedge Society and the Straightedge movement
lead by CM Punk..."

Edge smirks, "Listen up you Sinead O'Connor look-a-like... I will challenge
either the WWE or World Heavyweight Champion... and as far as I can tell...
the only StraightEdge around here is me...cause I'm straight and of course
I'm Edge..."

Serena narrows her eyes and grits her teeth "Don't you dare make a joke out
of the sacrifice my Savior, CM Punk, has made for me and think
this is all a think living sober is a joke!"

"Lady you have no idea how much of joke I think Punk is..." Edge says with a
grin, "Tell me... did you go Straightedge to save yourself or to get real
close with the one guy that smells worst that Hornswoggle..." Edge pauses
before asking, "And if that's the case... when you screw around with him do
you have to hold your breath?"

Serena slowly shakes her shaved head and glares at Edge "Don't you speak
about my Savior like that...and everything CM Punk does is to further my
salvation!" Serena says and then smirks at Edge "Maybe you should give
Straightedge a sample..." Serena says before she suddenly places her hands
onto his t-shirt covered chest.

Edge licks his teeth, "I'm always up to try something at least once..." Edge
says as Serena rubs his t-shirt covered chest with her hands.

Serena smirks and nods her shaved head. "Good...good...allow Straightedge
into your life..." Serena says as she begins to lift Edge's t-shirt up. Edge
lifts his arms up and leans forward to allow Serena to remove his black t-
shirt, revealing Edge's toned and tanned upper body. Serena licks her teeth
and narrows her beautifully cleansed eyes as she places her hands onto
his tanned and muscular chest before moving her hands smoothly against is
nicely toned upper body. Edge licks his teeth as Serena moves her hands over
his chest while he unbuckles his belt followed by undoing his jeans. Serena
bites down on her bottom lip as she lowers her shaved head, silently moving
her hands against his muscular, tanned chest, while Edge tosses his belt to
the side after pulling it from the loops of his jeans.

Edge smirks, "Don't get nervous now..." Edge says when he sees Serena lower
her head while he starts to push his jeans down from his waist. The Rated R
Superstar's long, fat and hardening cock becomes exposed once he lowers his
jeans far enough and Serena waits until he steps out of his jeans before
lowering her hands from his chest down to his toned stomach and then down
to his waist. Serena's cleansed eyes widen as she glances down at Edge's
impressively sized, thick cock. Serena licks her lips as she hands drop from
his tanned waist and her right hand gently wraps around his Rated R cock.

"Mmmm..." Edge moans slightly as Serena starts to slowly move her right hand
on his big hard dick while he starts to push up her black tank top. The Rated
R Superstar pushes Serena's black tank top, up and over her large and juicy
chest, completely exposing her bare tits, before the Straightedge Diva kneels
down in front of him, settling herself on the locker room floor on her knees.
Serena licks her lips before she brings her shaved head to Edge's cock and
slyly moves her wet tongue against the swollen head of his cock, while
working her right hand against his long and thick shaft.

"Mmmm..." Edge smirks as he tosses Serena's black tank top behind him as she
strokes his cock with her right hand while she slides her tongue around the
head of his dick. Serena closes her cleansed eyes as she gently works her wet
and soft tongue around the head of Edge's cock, nicely coating it with her
saliva before she opens her mouth and easily devours his cock, lowering her
shaved head down.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." Edge moans as he places one hand on top of Serena's head as
she begins to bob her head up and down on his cock.

"Mmmmmmm....mmmmmm...." Serena lustfully groans as she presses her moist lips
firmly around his shaft while she bobs her head, greedily sucking his Rated R
cock with ease and quickness.

"Mmmm shit... ahhhh..." Edge groans as Serena picks up the pace as she sucks
and slurps on his cock while taking it deeper into her mouth. Serena once
again opens her beautifully cleansed, seductive eyes and glances up at Edge
as she steadily moves her shaved head on his cock, slapping her wet tongue
against the bottom side of his shaft.

"Mmmm... greedy little cock sucker aren't you..." Edge moans as he watches
Serena bob her head on his cock while smacking her tongue against his shaft
each time she lowers her head on his dick.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Gahhhhh..." Serena lustfully moans and slightly gags on
Edge's impressive Rated R cock as she takes him deeper into her wickedly
cleansed mouth as she feels the head of his cock rubbing against the back of
her mouth.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh..." Edge smirks as Serena slightly gags herself on his cock
as she makes brief attempts at deep throating his entire cock. Serena slowly
pulls her shaved head back and lifts her head completely off of Edge's cock,
leaving his shaft dripping with her wet, soothing saliva. Edge smirks down at
Serena as she lets her saliva drip from her lips as she leans back on the
floor and pulls up her short black skirt over her hips, exposing her
perfectly shaved pussy.

Serena narrows her eyes as she seductively looks up at Edge with her cleansed
eyes as she lays on the locker room floor. "Come on Edge...embrace the

Edge smirks, "I'm going to show you the real StraightEdge..." Edge says as he
gets down on his knees and positions himself between Serena's legs so that he
can firmly push his cock into her hot tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Serena moans as she feels Edge's cock plunge deeply
into her tight, wet pussy before she hooks her smooth and tanned legs around
his waist as he starts to pump his cock into her tight pussy. Edge grabs
Serena's hips and pulls her against himself as he thrusts his cock in and out
of her wet cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh....ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh feel the salvation Edge...." Serena moans
as she grinds her tight and wet pussy against his cock as he deeply spears
his shaft into her pussy. Edge licks his teeth as he watches Serena's large
soft tits bounce as he spears her twat with quick, hard and deep thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah!" Serena moans loudly as she closes her cleansed
eyes as she slides back and forth against the locker room floor. Serena grits
her teeth as Edge, with his hands placed on her nicely curved and juicy hips,
pulls her rapidly against his cock.

"Ahhhh... awww.... ahhh..." Edge grunts as he drives his cock deeply into
Serena's pussy with each thrust. The Rated R Superstar's ballsack smacks
loudly against Serena's smooth skin as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh...." Serena moans and arches her juicy body slightly off
of the locker room floor, causing Edge to spear his Rated R cock into her
pussy at a sharp angle.

"Ahhhh yeah.... ahhhh..." Edge moans as he slams his cock into Serena's pussy
with expert skill. Edge moves his hands from Serena's hips and slips them
underneath her body to put them on her ass. Each time Edge pumps his cock
into Serena's pussy, he pulls her up to match his movements.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh!" Serena moans loudly and grits her teeth
tightly as she feels Edge's cock deeply spearing into her pussy as his
ballsack smacks against her smooth skin. Edge smirks as Serena unwraps her
legs from his waist as he continues to relentlessly ram his cock into her hot
wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Serena moans and starts to breath
heavily as Edge deeply forces his cock into her wet and tight pussy. Edge
brings his hands out from under Serena and pulls his cock out of the
Straightedge Mistress's wet snatch. As Serena is about to protest, Edge turns
Serena onto her right side and lifts her left leg up and moves to straddle
her right leg in order to push his cock back into her pussy. Serena opens her
seductive, cleansed eyes and slyly looks at Edge as she feels his Rated R
cock enter her pussy once again as he starts to rapidly pump his cock into
her pussy. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah!" Serena moans as she rests her left leg up
against his muscular, tanned chest.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm ahhh..." Edge licks his teeth as he rocks back and forth
on Serena's right leg as he drives his cock repeatedly into her pussy. Edge
wraps his left arm around Serena's left leg to hold it steady against his
body as he fucks the Straightedge Diva's snatch.

Serena licks her lips as she moves on the locker room floor following Edge's
firm and deep thrusts into her tight, wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh...."
Serena moans as she manages to grind her pussy against his cock.

"Mmmmm yeah you like that... ahhh... " Edge grunts as he spears Serena's cunt
repeatedly with his long hard and thick shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhh....ohhhhhh...mmmmm" Serena groans as her gorgeous body tenses and
she begins to cum on Edge's Rated R cock. Edge tosses his blond hair back as
his cock starts to throb inside of Serena's wet pussy as she cums on his
pistoning shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm...embrace the Straightedge...allow Straightedge into your
life..." Serena moans as she feels Edge's cock spearing deeply into her
soaking wet pussy.

"Ahhhhh I.... don't think so..." Edge groans as he starts to cum inside of
Serena's hot pussy.

Serena closes her eyes and arches her back slightly as she feels Edge's warm
cum flooding inside of her wet pussy. "Mmmmmmm...." Serena groans.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." Edge licks his teeth as he holds his cock inside of
Serena's pussy, "Now... you tell Punk...if he wins the World Heavyweight
title... he has a 50-50 chance of me choosing not to face him at
WrestleMania..." Edge says.

Serena narrows her eyes slightly as she sits up on the floor. "You will not
challenge my Savior at WrestleMania"

"Don't be so sure... I owe Punk for him cashing in the bank on me a few years
back... and paybacks are a bitch..." Edge says as he pulls out of Serena
before getting off of her.

Serena slowly shakes her shaved head "'re thinking all
need to embrace CM need to allow Straightedge into your life...
like I have."

Edge casually crouches down as Serena starts to get up from the floor, "Oh
really and why is that?" Edge asks as he acts like he's going to pick up his

Serena narrows her eyes at the Rated R Superstar as she places her hands onto
her nicely curved hips. The Straightedge Diva presses her lips together.
"Because being Straightedge means that we are better than you..."

"Well then... this is for your own good..." Edge says before he suddenly
rushes towards Serena and drives his shoulder into her stomach before taking
her down with his favorite finishing move, The Spear. Serena is instantly
knocked out after Edge takes her down to the ground and the Rated R Superstar
sits up on his knees next to her. Edge slides his hands through his blond
hair and smirks, "No one is better than the Rated R Superstar..."


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