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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The Cutting Edge Part 63: Key Of The Spear
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the June 11, 2010 WWE Live Event at Charleston, West Virginia's
Civic Center, the Rated R Superstar Edge, wearing jeans, a white shirt and a
brown leather jacket, is reentering the building after dropping off his
travel bags in his rental car. "Can't believe I left my phone.... I can't
wait to get out of his hell hole..." Edge says as he hurries back to the
Superstars locker room. As he walks he notices Jamie Keyes, the new NXT ring
announcer who has filled in for RAW's normal ring announcer Justin Roberts
due to Justin getting assaulted on national television a few days earlier.
Edge slows down and then comes to a stop as he checks out the blond haired
Diva and he licks his lips, "Another blond with big tits... thank you Johnny
Ace..." Edge smirks before he starts to approach Jamie, "Hey there..." Edge

The sultry and stunning Jamie Keyes presses her soft and lusciously moist
lips together as she turns to face the Rated R Superstar as he approaches
her. "Yeah?" Jamie asks with a slight smile on her beautiful face, while
dressed in a seductively fitted short black skirt and connecting black top
that hugs perfectly against her large tits.

"You're the new ring announcer... didn't catch your name..." Edge says as he
starts checking out the gorgeous Diva up close.

Jamie bites down on her bottom lip and seductively glances over the Rated R
Superstar, noticeably checking out the sex-crazed Superstar. "Jamie...Jamie
Keyes..." Jamie says with an irresistible lick of her soft and pouty lips.
"And you're Edge, right?"

"Yeah I am..." Edge licks his teeth, "Mmmm... bet every guy sitting at
ringside at had a hard-on looking at you..." Edge smirks.

Jamie Keyes raises an eyebrow and smirks suggestively at Edge. "What makes
you say that?"

"Everyone likes blondes with big tits..." Edge smirks, "But the funny thing
is barely any of them would have a clue of what to do with you."

Jamie places her hands onto her smoothly curved and gorgeously shaped hips.
"Is that so?" Jamie asks as she once again licks her luscious lips.

"Yeah that is so..." Edge replies.

Jamie raises an eyebrow and seductively laughs. "What makes you think that?"

Edge licks his teeth, "For one, a girl like you requires a guy to have a big
dick and I have that... and two... I've given every Diva that has worked in
this company a night they haven't forgotten..."

Jamie Keyes presses her pouty lips together and looks directly at Edge. "You
can think whatever you want about me, Edge....but I don't go for someone who
may be Rated R...." Jamie says as she starts to turn away from Edge, before
glancing back with a sly shrug "I'm more the Rated X type..."

Edge smirks, "Rated R is just a nickname..." Edge says as he grabs Jamie's
skirt covered ass after she turns away, "You want just Rated X? I can give
you Triple X..."

Jamie curiously raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Are you sure about? Because I
don't like to be disappointed..."

"I'm very sure..." Edge smirks.

Jamie turns around to face the Rated R Superstar and smirks. "Alright...I'll
play along..."

* * *

A short time later in the empty WWE Superstars locker room, Edge has his
hands on his hips as Jamie Keyes pumps both of her hands along the length of
his long, thick and rock hard cock. Jamie Keyes mischievously glances up at
the Rated R Superstar as she moves her hands smoothly against his large and
rock hard cock before she lowers her short blond haired head and slyly drags
her wet tongue across the head of his cock. Jamie lustfully narrows her eyes
before she then circles her tongue around the head of his cock.

"Mmmm yeah..." Edge moans as Jamie twirls her tongue around the head of his
cock, "Yeah you like the size of my big fucking dick..."

"Mmmm...hmmmm..." Jamie lustfully moans in reply as she lowers her right hand
to the base of his cock and opens her mouth, lowering her head onto his shaft
before pressing her soft and lusciously moist lips around his shaft.

"Ahhh mmmmm..." Edge moans as Jamie starts to bob her head back and forth
along the length of his meaty shaft. Jamie closes her eyes as she starts to
smoothly and deeply bob her head on Edge's large and thick cock, her pouty
lips constantly brushing against his shaft as she perfectly and eagerly bobs
her head on his shaft.

"Mmmmm fuck... ahhh...." Edge moans as he places his hands on Jamie's blond
haired head as she takes his cock deeper into her mouth as she sucks on it.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmm!" Jamie moans as she starts to bob her head
at a brisk pace as her wet and soft tongue gently slaps against the bottom
side of Edge's shaft as she continues to impressively suck on his shaft.

"Ohhh yea..." Edge moans as he begins to thrust his cock forward into Jamie's
warm and soothing mouth.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh!" Jamie moans lustfully as she rocks slightly
on her knees as she allows Edge to thrust his cock deeply into her wet and
soothing mouth as her lips glide against his long shaft. Edge slides his
hands to the back of Jamie's head as he pumps his cock at a brisker pace into
her mouth.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Gahhhhh! Gahhhhh!" Jamie Keyes lustfully moans and
gags around Edge's cock as the head of his shaft smacks firmly against the
back of her mouth as he deeply fucks the mouth of her gorgeous blond NXT Ring

"Yeah swallow that fucking dick!" Edge moans as he shoves his cock all the
way into Jamie's mouth.

"MMMMMMMMM!" Jamie deeply moans as she opens her beautiful and lustful eyes
as she looks up at Edge, while expertly holding his cock inside of her wet
mouth. Edge licks his teeth before he smirks down at the smoking hot blond
ring announcer before he starts to pull his cock out of her mouth. Jamie
slyly slides her wet tongue against Edge's shaft as he slowly pulls out of
her incredibly hot and wet mouth. Edge tosses his blond hair back before he
pulls Jamie up to her feet. Edge turns her around and as she bends forward,
Edge proceeds to guide his saliva-coated dick into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm....ohhhhh yeah...." Jamie seductively moans as she glances over
her shoulder, feeling his large cock smoothly slide into her wet and tight
pussy from behind.

"Ahhhh fuck..." Edge places his hands on Jamie's hips and pulls her back as
he drives his cock firmly into her tight wet pussy.

Jamie grits her teeth as she leans forward slightly and places her hands
against one of the lockers as she rocks back on her feet, feeling Edge spear
his cock swiftly into her pussy. "Ohhhhhh shit..." Jamie moans.

"Mmmmm awww yeah.... mmmm fuck..." Edge licks his teeth as he pounds Jamie's
pussy with his cock while her ass smacks against his waist.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh!" Jamie Keyes moans loudly as she smoothly
and eagerly pushes back against his Rated R cock, while her gorgeously toned
and curved, tanned body moves against his. Edge slides his hands around
Jamie's hot toned body as he drives his entire cock into her cunt with each

Jamie moves to stand up slightly and glances over her shoulder as she
lustfully grinds back against his cock as he swiftly pumps his shaft into her
pussy. "Ohhhhh...mmmm fuck!" Jamie moans. Edge smirks at Jamie as he spears
her pussy relentlessly with deep, sharp thrusts. The Rated R Superstar pulls
his cock out of Jamie's pussy and turns her around before he guides her to
lay down on the locker room bench. Jamie raises and spreads her legs as Edge
straddles the bench and positions himself perfectly between her legs to ram
his dick back into her.

Jamie bites down on her bottom lip and seductively narrows her eyes as she
feels Edge's cock entering her pussy, causing her slide back against the
bench. "Ohhhhh..." Jamie moans before she hooks her gorgeously tanned and
smooth legs around his waist.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Edge moans as he puts his hands on Jamie's thighs as he
quickly resumes pumping his dick into her. Jamie leans her head back against
the bench as she is firmly pulled against Edge's cock as he rapidly spears
his cock into her pussy, causing her to feel his entire shaft inside of her
at once.

"Ohhh yeah.... mmmmm fuck..." Edge grunts as he pulls Jamie towards himself
as he increases the force of his thrusts as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Jamie moans loudly as her gorgeous body
jolts as she feels Edge's cock roughly and deeply pounding into her pussy,
causing her to rapidly move on the smooth surface of the bench. Edge tosses
his hair back as he continues to pump his entire cock into Jamie's pussy
while she arches her back in response to each of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Jamie moans as sweat begins to drip from her perfectly
tanned and seductively toned body as she starts to push back, forcing Edge's
cock deeper into her wet and tight pussy.

"Ohhh yeah.... mmmmm fuck yeah take that fucking cock..." Edge grunts as he
pounds Jamie's pussy with swift, hard thrusts as sweat starts to drip down
his body.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah fuck that pussy baby...." Jamie moans as she presses
her gorgeous legs tighter around his waist as he deeply rams his cock into
her, causing her to move and rock while laying on the bench,

"Mmmm fuck..." Edge groans as his cock starts to throb within Jamie's cunt as
he spears her relentlessly. Jamie licks her lips as she grinds her pussy back
against his cock as she feels his thrusts deeply ramming into her, as her
juicy and tanned tits perfectly bounce as her body moves with each of his
thrusts. Edge smirks at Jamie as she loosens her legs from around his waist
and he pulls his pulsating dick out of her hot wet pussy.

" you have something for me, Edge?" Jamie Keyes says with a
seductive laugh as she sits up on the bench.

"Mmmm yeah..." Edge moans as he wraps his right hand around his cock and
begins to stroke it.

Jamie narrows her eyes and seductively looks up at Edge. "I want it all over
my face, babe..."

Edge smirks, "Ahhh yeah shit..." Edge moans as starts to cum and he aims his
cock perfectly at Jamie's face as he unloads his spunk.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Jamie moans and closes her eyes as she leans her
head back slightly as his warm and thick cum sprays onto her beautiful face.
Edge licks his lips as he pumps his right hand on his cock as he continues to
cum on Jamie's face. Jamie slowly licks her lips as some of his cum manages
to drip down toward her mouth, which she eagerly gobbles up and swallows.

"I think you should come with me..." Edge smirk as he smacks the head of his
cock against Jamie's chin after he's finished cumming.

Jamie Keyes laughs as she raises an eyebrow and looks up at Edge "Mmmm....
where would that be exactly?" Jamie asks as she stands up from the bench.

"First to my car... and then to my hotel room..." Edge smirks.

Jamie bites down on her bottom lip and seductively laughs "Oh yeah? Sounds

"Better believe it..." Edge smirks.

Jamie smirks at Edge. "And just what do you have your car and
then at your hotel room?"

"You'll just have to find out..."

Jamie presses her lips together and slyly looks at Edge. "I don't like

"Won't be a secret for long..." Edge grins


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