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Now... Kristi and Dice present

The Edge And Christian Show: Cumming In The Loo
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

The scene fades with a camera filming the hosts of a show that totally reeks of awesomeness, Edge and Christian entering a bathroom within WWE Headquarters, both with perplexed looks on their faces, "That was fucking weird... you think Lance had anything to do with the malfunctions? Since he was telling us to cut the fucking profanity..." Edge says.

"LTS? No fucking way... besides he called us was cursing like mad when he stormed off..." Christian replies as the two of them approach a pair of urinals as they undo their jeans.

"It doesn't make any god damn sense... but did you see that chick our intern had? Might have to show her how I stole Lita from Matt..." Edge says as he licks his teeth.

"Oh how I stole Trish from Jericho..." Christian replies.

"There you two wankers are!"

Both Edge and Christian turn around, with their jeans undone, and raise an eyebrow as they see Paige standing at the entrance to the bathroom. The British Diva glares at the pair of Canadians as Edge says, "Okay cupcake, this is the MENS room..."

"Yeah, I bloody well know that..." Paige snaps, "I don't know what you two fucks are thinking... but don't you know you don't come in the women's loo and leave without cumming?!" Paige asks

"Hey you were the one giving us attitude you hosier..." Christian replies.

"Oh shut the fuck up..." Paige says as she licks her teeth as begins to step towards the former Tag Team Champions as the scene blurs from view as she starts to unzip her leather jacket.

When it comes back into back into view, Paige is on her knees in front of Edge and Christian, pumping her left hand on Edge's cock and her right hand on Christian's shaft. Licking her lips Paige looks right at the camera filming them, "You're gonna see how these two Canadian wankers cum in the loo..." Paige says as she eagerly jerks off both men before she leans her head towards Christian's cock and slides her wet tongue over the head of his manhood.

"Ahhh yeah..." Christian moans as the pale skinned Brit slaps her tongue against the head of his cock followed in short order by her opening her mouth wide to take his dick in. Wrapping her lips around his cock, Paige starts to bob her head on Christian's dick, rocking her head at a brisk lustful pace while she continues to pump her left hand on Edge's impressive fuck stick.

"Awww fuck..." Edge slides a hand through his hair as Paige continues to work her left hand back and forth along the length of his dick. Christian places a hand on top of Paige's head and begins to move his hips to pump his cock in and out of her saliva dripping mouth.

"Mmmmmmm!" Paige moans as she slaps her tongue up against Christian's rock hard cock as she rocks her head whorishly on his cock as he pumps his cock in and out of her mouth, but suddenly she lifts her head up from his cock. With a devious smirk, Paige turns her head to wards Edge's cock to greedily take it into her talented mouth.

"Ahhhhh ohhh damn..." Edge groans as Paige deep throats his cock in one smooth motion before she starts to bob her head his cock. The Rated R Hall of Famer licks his teeth as Paige looks up at him as she sucks and slurps on his dick while feeling her tongue sliding against the bottom side of his manhood. Being very aware of the camera, Edge pushes Paige's black hair back as so that it doesn't obstruct the view of her face as she sucks his dick. Meanwhile, Christian has moved to kneel behind Paige and the he smirks as he proceeds to shove his cock into her tight wet British twat.

"Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!" Paige moans whorishly on Edge's cock as she continues to bob her head on his cock while Christian grabs her by the waist and begins to pump his cock in and out of her fuck hole. Rocking on her knees, Paige intentionally pushes back against Christian's cock as she drools heavily on Edge's dick as she repeatedly takes the full length of his manhood down her throat without gagging.

"Ahhhh fuck.... ahhhh..." Christian grunts as he pumps his cock deeply into Paige's twat as her as smacks against his waist when she rocks back against him.

"Ohhh yeah.... ahhh..." Edge moans as Paige holds her head down on his impressive cock before she starts to lift her head up from his saliva coated fuck stick.

"Ohhhh fuck! Ohhhh yeah! Ahhhhh mmmmm shit!" Paige moans as she eagerly bucks back against Christian as he drives his cock forward into her pussy while she places both of her hands on the tiled floor of the bathroom.

"Aww.... ahhhh... mmmm..." Christian licks his teeth as he propels the full length of his shaft into her snatch, resulting in his ballsack slapping between her legs.

"Ohhhh ohhh yeah... mmmmm fuck..." Paige looks back over her shoulder at Christian as he continues to pound her wet hole before he pulls out of her.

"Don't think us Canadian are going to cum quick here..." Christian says as he gives Paige's ass a firm smack while Edge has move into one of the bathroom stalls and sits down on the toilet seat.

Paige licks her teeth as she gets up from the floor, "You fucking wankers better not..." She replies as she heads into the stall where Edge is at, straddles his lap and proceeds to take his long hard Rated R cock into her snug wet love tunnel, "Ohhhh bloody hell..." Paige moans as she places her hands on Edge's chest before she starts to grinds her cunt on his cock.

"Awww mmmm knew we shouldn't have left earlier..." Edge says with a groan as he places his hands on Paige's hips while he also starts to thrust his cock upward into her pussy, causing her to start bouncing up and down on his cock.

"Ahhh... ahhhh mmmm fuck yes... ohhhh shit..." Paige tosses her black hair back as sweat noticeably drips down her body as she rises and drops on his cock as Christian enters the stall. With a devious smirk on his face, Christian crouches behind Paige and surprises her by shoving his rock hard dick into her round British ass.

"Ohhhhh you mother fucking wanker!" Paige screams and tosses her head back as she grinds her cunt on Edge's cock as Christian begins to thrust his cock in and out of her asshole.

"Mmmmm ahhh ahhh..." Edge licks his teeth as she moves his hands against Paige's hips as he rocks on the toilet seat to drive his cock upward into her pussy.

"Ahhhh awww... yeah.." Christian moans as he reaches around Paige to grab her firm round tits, and he squeezes them every time he slams the full length of his cock into the depths of her tight British arse.

"Ohhhh mmmm fuck that fucking arse!" Paige turns her head to look back at Christian as he manhandles her breasts as he pounds her ass, which causes her to rock and bounce harder on Edge's upward thrusting cock. The camera continues to film the trio fucking in the snug confines of the bathroom stall before it blurs from view.

Seconds later when the scene refocuses, Christian is standing with his back against the bathroom sink as Paige bobs her head on his cock as Edge is behind her thrusting his cock in and out of her tight cunt. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Paige moans whorishly on Christian's cock as she rocks back against The Rated R Hall of Famer's cock as he spears her cunt with deep thrusts.

"Ahhh... awww fuck..." Edge licks his teeth as he rapidly spears Paige's hot wet pussy, with his balls slapping between her pale thighs as sweat drips off of her bodies. Christian leans his head back as Paige swallows every inch of his long thick Canadian cock. Paige slaps her tongue up against the bottom side of Christian's cock as she deep throats his cock as she bucks back against the pistoning cock of the Rated R Superstar.

"Ohhhh ahhh fuck.... ahhh..." Christian moans as Paige sucks, slurps and slobbers on his cock while she presses her face right against his crotch as Edge continues to deeply fuck her from behind. Edge glances at the camera and smirks as he relentlessly works his cock in and out of Paige's pussy as the camera zooms in to the point everything blurs.

When things refocus, Christian is laying on the bathroom floor with Paige rocking on his cock while Edge is behind her, thrusting his cock in and out of her gorgeous pale ass, "Ohhhhh fuck! Ohhhh ahhh mmmmm yeah!" Paige screams lustfully as she leans her head back as Edge spears her ass while she rides Christian's cock. Edge grabs hold of Paige's hips as he plows his shaft balls deep into her twat.

"Ahhhh fuck... ahhh..." Christian moans as he grabs and gropes Paige's tits while he drives his cock upward into her pussy as she bounces on his cock. Edge places his hands on her shoulders as he fucks her ass with deep, brisk thrusts that causes her to rock sharply on his long time friend's fuck stick. Paige closes her eyes as she moves her hands against Christian's chest as she moves back and forth between the pair of well hung Canadians.

"Awww.... ahhhh..." Edge groans as Paige pushes back against him, causing her ass to smack squarely against his waist as she keeps spearing her ass. Christian licks his teeth as Paige grinds her cunt sharply on his upward thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhh fuck yes!" Paige tosses her sweat soaked black and grits her teeth as she wildly moves between the pair of over 40-year old studs tag team her 23 year old body, with their cocks pistoning in and out of her anal and vaginal cavities. Edge increases the rate of his thrusts as he wildly spears Paige's ass while Christian keeps a consistent pace of firmly propelling his cock up into her snatch. The sounds of moans and flesh slapping against flesh echoes in the bathroom as the scene blurs gradually.

As the scene comes back into view, Edge and Christian are standing with Paige sandwiched between them, with Edge's cock deep in her ass while Christian's shaft is in her twat. "Ohhh! Ohhhhh shit! Ahhhh ohhh!" Paige moans loudly as she wraps her legs tightly around Christian's waist and leans back against Edge as she bounces between them as they relentlessly fuck her.

"Ahhhhh ahhh..." Edge grunts as he firmly spears Paige's British Arse while he holds the bottom side of her thighs while Christian is holding onto her hips. Paige pushes her sweaty hair away from her face as she rises and drops on their cocks as sweat pours off the trio's bodies.

"Ahhhh shit... ahhhh ahhh..." Christian groans as rocks his hips to drive his shaft into Paige's pussy as she moves between himself and Edge as they keep up a near frantic pace of double teaming her while holding her up.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh fuck... ahhhh ohhhh shit!" Paige's breathing starts to become heavy and forced as her pussy tightens around Christian's thrusting cock as she starts to cum, her body trembling as her climax rips through her like a shock wave. The camera films all of Paige's orgasmic convulsions before blurring from view one last time.

As the scene refocuses once more, Paige is on her knees in front of Edge and Christian as the pair of Canadians stroke their cocks that have been in her mouth, pussy and ass, "Come on you fucking wankers... cum on me in the fucking loo..."

The sweat soaked British beauty says as she looks up at the former Tag Team Champions before opening her mouth wide and lewdly sticking her tongue out. Paige doesn't have long to wait as Edge and Christian soon start to cum, spraying her face and tongue with thick ropes of their cum. Within seconds, Paige's face and tongue is dripping with the jizz of both Edge and Christian. After they are spent, the camera focus on Paige's face and while keeping her tongue extended as cum drips off of it and her face she raises right hand with her fingers in a 'peace-sign' before the scenes fades to black.


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