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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The French Kiss Appointment Part 5: Alberto Del Rio
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

On May 1, 2011, as Tampa, Florida's St. Pete Times Forum is being prepared
for the Extreme Rules pay-per-view, Alberto Del Rio, wearing a pair of white
slacks and a blue button shirt, is in his private dressing room. "When I
fulfill my destiny tonight and become a World Champion... I will demand a
bigger dressing room... this is just too small..." Alberto says smugly when
there is a knock on the dressing room door. Alberto glances at his expensive
watch and smirks, "Right on time... come in... come in..." Alberto says as he
steps towards the door and opens it to let Maryse enter his dressing room.

Maryse, dressed in a stunning navy blue short dress and shoulder strapped
top, raises an eyebrow and smirks at Alberto Del Rio. "Bonjour...I must say
that I am a bit surprised by the urgent request..." Maryse says as she steps
into the luxurious, private dressing room of Alberto Del Rio.

Alberto smirks, "Whenever I want something... I want it right away..."
Alberto replies as he closes the door

Maryse nods her head and glances slyly at Alberto Del Rio. "I like a man who
knows what he wants..." Maryse says before she turns her head and slowly
takes in the expensive state of his private dressing room. "Mais j'aime un
homme aux goûts dispendieux..."

"So... how much is your services..." Alberto smirks

Maryse turns her head and glances back at Alberto Del Rio with her attention
returning to him. "Oui? I'm sorry...what do you say? I got a little...ummm
distracted..." Maryse says with a smirk as she places her hands onto her
gorgeously curved hips.

"I asked how much is your services..." Alberto says

Maryse licks her lips and narrows her eyes slightly. "Well...Monsieur Del
Rio...I had to raise my prices a bit...unfortunately..." Maryse says with a
nod of her head "Oui...with the bad economy, I just had to..."

Alberto Del Rio smirks, "I don't care about the bad economy of the United
States ... I live in Mexico... so what are your prices?"

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks at Del Rio. "Well...that depends on what
you want from Maryse..."

"I'm going to fulfill my destiny tonight... so I want everything..." Alberto

Maryse smirks and nods her head "Perfect..." Maryse says as she licks her
lips and takes a step forward. "If you want a blowjob, than it is $2,500..."
Maryse pauses "Can you afford that? Ou êtes-vous en parlons tous d'être

"That's it? I spend more on my shoes..." Alberto laughs arrogantly.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and narrows her eyes slightly "Ne soyez pas si
confiant encore..."

"How much to fuck you?" Alberto asks.

Maryse shrugs her shoulder slightly. "That depends..."

"On what?" Alberto asks.

"Well..." Maryse slyly smirks. "If you want to fuck my gorgeous pussy, than
it is $10,500...." Maryse pauses and presses her sultry lips together. "And
if you want my ass...than that is an additional $15,500..."

Alberto Del Rio smirks, "Like I said before... I want it all..."

Maryse smirks back at Del Rio. "Then you pay for it all..."

Alberto steps towards where his checkbook is laying on a table and picks it
up along with a pen. The Mexican Aristocrat proceeds to write a check, which
he then hands to Maryse, "That should cover your services for me..." Alberto
says before he licks his lips.

Maryse nods her head and folds the check in half. " does..." Maryse
says with a sly smirk before she takes a step closer to Del Rio. "Now,
monsieur...what would you like first?"

"You are going to suck my dick first..." Alberto says as he sets his
checkbook and pen down before he starts to unbuckle his belt.

Maryse nods her blond haired head and licks her lips. "Anything for you..."
Maryse says seductively as she lowers her eyes to watch Del Rio unbuckling
his belt.

"Anything for the money you mean..." Alberto laughs slyly as he now undoes
his slacks and lowers them from his waist, freeing his hardening cock.

"Whatever you say handsome... putain moron..." Maryse says as she raises her
left hand and places her hand around his hardening cock as she starts to
stroke his cock.

"Mmmm..." Alberto moans as Maryse strokes his cock with her left hand while
he starts to unbutton his shirt.

Maryse seductively narrows her eyes and looks up at Alberto Del Rio before
she lowers her blond haired head and starts to slide her wet tongue teasingly
around the head of his cock, while working her hand back and forth on his

"Ahhh..." Alberto moans as Maryse slides her tongue teasingly over the head
of his shaft while she strokes it.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Maryse moans and slyly works her tongue around the head of his
cock before she parts her sultry lips and takes his cock into her mouth.
Maryse wraps her lips around his shaft and starts to bob her head, while she
lowers her left hand to the base of his cock.

"Ahhhhh mmmm..." Alberto licks his lips as Maryse bobs her head steadily on
his shaft while she holds it steady with her left hand.

Maryse places her right hand onto his muscular waist and swiftly bobs her
head back and forth on his cock, gradually taking him deeper into her
stunningly talented mouth.

"Mmmmmm... ahhh..." Alberto moans as Maryse sucks and slurps on his cock
while he steps out of his pants.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Maryse seductively moans as she bobs
her head back and forth on his cock, with her moist and sultry lips brushing
against his shaft as she sucks on his cock with perfect skill.

"Ahhhh yes... awww..." Alberto Del Rio moans approvingly as Maryse sucks his
dick at a steady and smooth pace.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh...." Maryse moans and swiftly bobs her head
back and forth with her wet saliva dripping down his shaft.

"Mmmmmm.... ahhh... earn that money..." Alberto smirks as Maryse turns her
head slightly to suck his cock at a slight angle.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Maryse seductively moans and swiftly bobs her
head back and forth as she slaps her tongue against his shaft while sucking
his cock at a swift, smooth pace.

"Mmmm.... ahhh... that's enough... get undress..." Alberto orders as Maryse
continues to swiftly bob her head on his rock hard dick.

Maryse turns her blond haired head on Alberto's cock, grinding her sultry
lips on his shaft, before she lifts her head off of his cock with her saliva
dripping down on his cock.

Alberto smirks as he watches Maryse stand up and reaches behind herself to
unzip her own dress.

Maryse locks her seductive eyes with Del Rio as she slides the straps off of
her shoulders and proceeds slide the dress down from her gorgeous body, first
exposing her gorgeously rounded, large, tanned tits.

Alberto licks his lips as he looks at Maryse's perfectly round, firm and
large tits as he moves to sit down on a large leather couch.

Maryse pushes her short dress down from her gorgeously curved and tanned
hips, guiding the dress down her smooth and gorgeously tanned legs to expose
her pussy. "Do what you see?" Maryse asks with a smirk.

"For what I paid I expected to be blown away..." Alberto Del Rio says

Maryse raises an eyebrow and looks at Alberto Del Rio. "Vous n'êtes pas
étonnant que ce soit..." Maryse says before she approaches the couch and
moves to seductively straddle his waist, lowering herself down onto his cock.

"Mmmmmm..." Alberto groans as Maryse lowers herself all the way down on his
cock. The 2011 Royal Rumble Winner licks his lips as Maryse begins to rock
back and forth on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...oui...oui...." Maryse moans and presses her pouty, sultry lips
together as she rocks back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhhhh... awww..." Alberto moans as Maryse places her hands on his chest as
she rides his large dick.

"Ohhhhhhh...oui...oui...oui...." Maryse moans and licks her lips as she rocks
back and forth on Alberto's cock as steady pace, grinding her wet snatch

"Mmmmmm... ahhhh..." Alberto licks his lips as Maryse begins to bounce up and
down on his cock

"Ohhhhhhh...oui....mmmmm you love Maryse, don't you?" Maryse moans and grits
her teeth as she grinds her pussy down on his cock and firmly bounces on his

"Mmmm love? No... I'm paying you good enough for your services..." Alberto
smirks as he starts to thrust his cock up into her twat.

Maryse smirks and licks her lips as she continues grind her pussy down on his
cock while she rocks and bounces on Alberto's cock feeling his hands slides
against her curved hips.

Alberto leans back against the backrest of the couch as he thrusts his cock
firmly up into Maryse's cunt as she rides his tool with swift movements

"Ohhhhhhhhh...oui...oui...." Maryse moans as she starts to bounce up and down
on his cock with his shaft firmly pumping up.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." Alberto groans as Maryse bounces up and down quickly on
ups upward thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh!" Maryse moans as her nicely tanned, juicy, large tits
bounce with each of her movements on Del Rio's cock.

"Ahhhhh awwww.... time for you to earn the rest of your money... get on your
knees..." Alberto grunts as he suddenly lifts Maryse up off of his cock when
it appears she is enjoying riding his shaft.

Maryse tosses her gorgeous blond hair back and licks her lips as she settles
herself on her knees and places her hands down onto the couch in front of

Alberto moves off the couch and kneels behind Maryse where he proceeds to
shove his cock firmly into Maryse's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Maryse moans and presses her sultry lips together as she
feels Alberto's cock entering her tight asshole.

"Ahhhh yes..." Alberto groans as he grabs Maryse's hips and pulls her back
against himself as he starts to fuck Maryse's ass with hard thrusts.

"Oui...oui...." Maryse moans and tilts her head back as she rocks back and
forth while on her knees with Alberto pumping his cock into her tight,
gorgeous ass from behind.

"Ahhhh.... awwww..." Alberto moans as he rams his cock deeply into Maryse's
ass, causing her to rock forward towards the couch.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh! Oui....oui..." Maryse moans and grits her teeth as she
sharply rocks forward on her knees with Alberto Del Rio firmly drilling ass.

"Mmmmmm... ahhhh yes... mmmm..." Alberto licks his lips as he continues to
deeply fuck Maryse's gorgeous ass while his cock begins to throb.

Maryse turns her head and slyly glances over her shoulder to look back at
Alberto Del Rio as he continues to ram his cock deeply into her asshole.

"Ahhhhh.... awwww.... ahhhh..." Alberto Del Rio grunts as he starts to cum
inside of Maryse's ass following a deep thrust.

Maryse presses her lips together and seductively laughs as she feels his warm
cum flooding her asshole. "Donc beaucoup d'être excellente..."

"Mmmm... now get out of my sight... I have my destiny to fulfill tonight..."
Alberto says as he pulls his cock out of Maryse's ass.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks "That's good night kiss?" Maryse
asks with a seductively laugh as she stands up from the floor.

"I do not kiss cheap whores..." Alberto Del Rio laughs.

Maryse narrows her eyes and glares at Alberto Del Rio. "Drôle ... parce que
vous devez avoir Ricardo embrasser le cul..."

Alberto smirks, "If you're expecting a tip... better not hold your breath..."
Alberto laughs as he casually walks to the shower area of his locker room.

Maryse shakes her head and rolls her eyes. " Qu'est-ce qu'un bâtard putain
bon marché..." Maryse says before she raises her left hand up and slides her
hand through her hair as her cell phone starts to ring. Maryse walks over to
her purse and retrieves her cell phone. "Bonjour...this is Maryse..."

"Well... well... well... I must admit I wondered how long it would take for
you to sell yourself around the WWE..." The voice of The Miz says from the
other end of the line.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and glances at the cell phone for a moment. "What do
you want, vous laide de crapaud?"

"I'd hold back on the insults if I were you..." The Miz laughs, "You wouldn't
want to upset a possibly client..."

"Oui? Is that so, Miz?" Maryse says with a laugh.

"That's right... I'm the most Must See WWE Champion in history... meaning the
biggest possible client you can possibly get..." The Miz says

"And what makes you think that you can actually afford me, Miz?"

"That's simple... I'm awesome..." The Miz answers, "But I'll get back to you
with making my appointment..."

"I look forward to it..." Maryse says with a smirk.


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