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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The French Kiss Appointment Part 7: Dolph Ziggler
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the May 9, 2011 broadcast of Monday Night RAW at Knoxville,
Tennessee's Thompson-Boling Arena, Maryse is backstage tweeting on her
blackberry as Vickie Guerrero approaches her. "Excuse me...." Vickie says but
Maryse just ignores her leading Vickie to loudly shout, "EXCUSE ME!"

The sultry and seductive Maryse, dressed in a short black skirt and a
slightly revealing white top, raises her left hand up to Vickie Guerrero.
"Hold on..." Maryse says as she resumes typing away on the blackberry. Maryse
closes the blackberry once she is finished and glances up at Vickie Guerrero.
"Oh...why hello Vickie..." Maryse says with a smirk on her face. " De plus
sexy à l'autre..."

Vickie raises an eyebrow, clearly not understanding what Maryse has said to
her, "Excuse me? I only speak Spanish and English..."

Maryse raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks. "Well Vickie, darling...let me
explain..." Maryse says as she folds her arms against her midsection. "What I
said was...from one sexy..." Maryse says as she motions to herself without
unfolding her arms and then motions to Vickie Guerrero. " To another..."

Vickie Guerrero starts to laugh, "Oh please... I am much more woman than you,
but I'll take the compliment..." Vickie says, "Now... I want to hire you for
your special services..."

Maryse narrows her eyes slightly and glares at Vickie Guerrero, before she
starts to laugh. "Vickie...I am flattered, but I don't go for women..."
Maryse says before she starts to step away.

"Excuse me?!" Vickie snaps at Maryse

"Saviez-vous que je bégaie chienne stupide?" Maryse snaps back before she
unfolds her arms and places her hands onto her seductively curved hips. "You
said you wanted to hire me...I'm only into one business and it isn't

"Puta estúpida francés..." Vickie snaps, "I'm not hiring you for myself, you
couldn't handle all this..." Vickie says as she motions to her own body, "I'm
hiring you for my client, the new and improved Dolph Ziggler!"

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks with interest. "Oui?" Maryse replies and
turns back to face Vickie. "How much are you willing to spend, Vickie?"

"$2500... and let me make it clear, I'm not hiring you to fuck him, wouldn't
want him getting some disease..." Vickie smirks, "I'm hiring you to be his
arm candy when he goes out clubbing tonight so that people will be jealous of
him... and since you're the second hottest woman in the WWE behind me, that
should be very easy for you..." Vickie says with a smirk.

Maryse presses her lips together and nods her head. "Je vais lui vis, pas de
doute à ce sujet..." Maryse pauses and nods her head. "You've got yourself a

* * *

Later on at a Knoxville nightclub Dolph Ziggler, wearing black slacks and a
collared shirt, and Maryse are leaving the club and heading towards a long
black limousine. "Have to say I am impressed Maryse... you sure know how to
get people to take interest in me..." Dolph says. "Maybe we can go back to my
hotel room and I'll show you some real attention..."

Maryse smirks and starts to laughs a bit. "Trust me Dolph... chacun se fout
de toi ... ils étaient tous à me regarder..." Maryse says before she and
Dolph Ziggler reach the limo and the driver opens the passenger door. Maryse
removes her hand from around Ziggler's arm and moves to slide into the back
seat as Ziggler climbs in after her. "Now...Dolph, what was it you were
saying?" Maryse asks in her seducing French accent.

Dolph smirks, "I was saying we should go back to my hotel so I can show you
some real attention..." Dolph says as he slides his left hand through his
brown hair before he places his right hand on Maryse's thigh as the driver
closes the door.

Maryse smiles weakly and shakes her blond haired head. "Sorry, Dolph...but
that is not going to happen..." Maryse says as she makes the seductive
movement of crossing her gorgeously smooth, tanned legs which instantly
causes Ziggler's eyes to drop down to her legs.

"Mmmm and why not?" Dolph asks as he looks at Maryse's gorgeous legs.

Maryse tosses her gorgeous blond hair back and turns her head to seductively
glance at Dolph Ziggler. "Because Dolph...Vickie only paid me to be seen in
public with you...not to fuck you... Bien que je ne détesterais pas que vous

Dolph smirks, "If that's all... I got couple hundred bucks...." Dolph

Maryse presses her lips together and slyly glances at Dolph Ziggler. "How
much do you got?"

Dolph takes his wallet out form his back pants pocket and counts the money
inside, "About $500..." Dolph says as he takes out the cash.

Maryse slowly nods her head. "Since you're so gorgeous, Dolph...and
definitely sexy...almost like've got yourself a deal"

"Great..." Dolph says, "But since I'm paying... I think we should fuck her in
the limo..." Dolph smirks as Maryse takes the cash from him.

Maryse licks her lips as she glances down at the money in her back before she
sets the cash down on the seat next to her. Maryse turns face Dolph Ziggler.
"Name what you want, baby...and you've got it."

Dolph smirks, "I want you to get naked... and then to suck my cock..." Dolph
says as he begins to unbuckle his belt.

Maryse nods her head and smirks " Considérez que c'est fait, sexy..." Maryse
replies as she lifts her top off of her upper body and over her blond haired
head to expose her nicely tanned and curved body with her large, juicy,
rounded tits. Maryse licks her lips as she places her hands down onto her
waist and starts to lower her skirt.

"Great tits.." Dolph says while licking his lips as he checks out Maryse's
tits. Dolph undoes his pants and pushes them from his waist, freeing one of
the largest cocks Maryse has seen in recent weeks.

Maryse nods her head in approval and licks her lips. "That is very nice,
Dolph..." Maryse says before she slides her skirt down her gorgeous legs and
exposes her perfectly shaved pussy.

"Nice? That's all you have to say?" Dolph asks with a smirk as he removes his
shirt revealing his awesome upper body.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks at Dolph Ziggler. "I could just
compliment you...or I could just start sucking your dick..." Maryse pauses
and shrugs her shoulders "C'est votre choix..."

"Suck my cock Maryse..." Dolph says with a smirk.

Maryse licks her lips and places her left hand down onto his shaft before she
slides down onto her knees between his legs and starts to pump her hand along
his shaft for a few moments before she opens her mouth and takes his cock

"Mmmmmmm yeah..." Dolph moans as Maryse begins to bob her head up and down on
his large stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm..." Maryse seductively moans with her sultry, moist lips around
Ziggler's cock, smoothly and steadily bobbing her blond haired. Maryse places
both of her hands onto his knees as she starts to smoothly move her hands
against his knees, working her hands against his upper legs.

"Mmmmm yeah mmmm suck that dick..." Dolph groans as Maryse slides her hands
on his legs as she sucks and slurps on his tool.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm...mmmmmmm" Maryse moans and lifts her beautiful, seductive
eyes to look up at Ziggler as she perfectly bobs her head, sucking on his
cock with ease and skill.

"Mmmmm yeah you like sucking dick for money?" Dolph asks with a smirk as he
watches Maryse bob her head on his shaft.

"Mmmmmm...hmmmmm..." Maryse replies with a moan around his cock as she bobs
her head back and forth with her lips brushing against his shaft as she takes
him deeper into her mouth.

"Mmmmmm.... you're a fucking whore aren't you..." Dolph groans ad Maryse
works on deep throating his cock.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and glances up at Dolph Ziggler as she hold his cock
inside of her mouth and slaps her tongue against the bottom side of his

"Mmmm ahhh yeah that's what you are... a hot little fucking whore..." Dolph
groans as Maryse beats his cock with her tongue inside of her mouth.

Maryse slides her hands against his muscular, tanned waist as she sits up on
her knees, leaning forward as she swiftly bobs her head, taking him
repeatedly into her stunning mouth.

"Mmmmm bet you love whoring out that hot little body to all the boys in the
locker room..." Dolph laughs and moans as Maryse briskly sucks and slurps on
his cock while he talks down to her.

Maryse smoothly unwraps her lips from Ziggler's cock and lifts her head off
of his now saliva dripping tool, slyly smirking "Only if they have money..."

"I'm not paying you to talk... now ride my fucking dick..." Dolph says with a

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks again. "Continuez à essayer d'être le
patron..." Maryse comments before she lifts herself up and straddles
Ziggler's lap, lowering herself down on his rock hard cock.

"Ahhhh..." Dolph groans as he grabs Maryse's hips and jerks her downward on
his rock hard cock. Without giving Maryse much of a chance to get
comfortable, Dolph begins to firmly thrust his cock up into her snatch.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh" Maryse moans and presses her lips together as she places
her hands onto his perfectly muscular, tanned chest as she bounces on his
cock, while he thrusts up into her.

"Mmmmmm yeah.... cheap slut..." Dolph groans as he thrusts his cock sharply
up into Maryse's cunt as she bounces on his shaft.

Maryse narrows her eyes and slyly glares at Dolph Ziggler. "You keep it up,
sexy...and you're gonna owe Maryse a lot more..." Maryse says as she
increasingly bounces on his cock.

"Mmmmmm shut your mouth or I'll throw you out from this limo without your
clothes..." Dolph replies as she lifts Maryse up and then pulls her down
roughly on his upward thrusting cock.

Maryse presses her lips together and narrows her eyes at Ziggler as she
starts to sharply grind her pussy down on his shaft as she continues to

"Ahhhhh yeah that shut your fucking mouth didn't it..." Dolph says arrogantly
as he drives his cock repeatedly into Maryse's twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh salaud arrogant putain..." Maryse moans and closes her
eyes as she rocks forward on his cock as he deeply hammers his cock up into

"Get off..." Dolph groans as he lifts Maryse up and pushes her backwards in
order to get her on the floor of the limo, "Turn around whore... you're gonna
earn every cent of that $500..." Dolph says.

Maryse grits her teeth and shakes her blond haired head before she turns on
her knees and leans forward onto her hands.

Dolph Ziggler slides off the limo seat and kneels behind Maryse and smacks
Maryse's ass firmly with his right hand.

Maryse turns her head and looks back at Ziggler as he moves her hand over her
sultry, tanned ass after smacking it. " Vous le savez ... vous savez que
Maryse est chaud!"

Dolph narrows his eyes and then smacks Maryse's ass again, this time with
more force that causes Maryse to rock forward on her hands and knees.

"Mmmmmm...." Maryse moans and grits her teeth tightly as she starts to
seductively sway her gorgeous ass from side to side.

Dolph grabs Maryse's hair with his left hand and pulls her head back as he
starts to repeatedly smack her ass with his right hand.

Maryse narrows her eyes and glares back at Dolph Ziggler as he holds onto her
gorgeous hair, while he smacks his hand down on her gorgeous ass.

"Something wrong you cheap slut?" Dolph asks as he proceeds to force his cock
between Maryse's ass cheeks and into her ass while he still holds onto her
blond hair.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm... attendez-vous baiseur ... tu vas devoir Maryse..." Maryse
groans as she sharply rocks forward when Ziggler slams his cock into her from

"Mmmmm shut the fuck up..." Dolph groans as he jerks Maryse's head back by
her hair as he drives his cock sharply into her asshole.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Maryse moans as her gorgeously tanned, smoothly shaped
ass smacking against his waist as he continues to ram into her from behind.

"Mmmmm shit... your ass is so fucking loose... bet you whored yourself to
Mark Henry..." Dolph laughs as he slams his cock balls deep into Maryse's ass
without any regard for Maryse.

Maryse grits her teeth and turns her head slightly to glare back at Dolph
Ziggler as she increasingly rocks back and forth while on her hands and knees
on the floor of the limo with Ziggler slamming into her ass.

Dolph smirks as he hammers Maryse's ass before he lets go of her hair and
grabs her hips. The one-time World Heavyweight Champion grabs Maryse's hips
and increases the force of his thrusts as he fucks Maryse's ass, causing her
arms to buckle as a result.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm.... vous baiseur...." Maryse moans and closes her eyes
as her shoulders presses against the floor of the limo with her knees rocking
back and forth against Ziggler.

"Awwww yeah.... mmmmm fuck.... ahhhh!" Dolph grunts as he relentlessly
hammers Maryse's ass with his rock hard cock.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Maryse moans as her gorgeously ass smacks loudly against
his waist, as sweat starts to drip down her face.

Dolph grits his teeth as his cock begins to throb as he continues to pound
Maryse's gorgeous ass.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh!" Maryse moans and licks her lips as she feels his cock
pulsating within her gorgeous ass.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Dolph groans as he reaches for the money Maryse set down and
places it on Maryse's ass before he pulls out. "Don't fucking move..." Dolph
groans as he begins to stroke his cock.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and glances over her shoulder at Dolph Ziggler,
pressing her sultry lips together.

"Mmmmmmm.... ahhhh..." Dolph groans as he begins to cum, spraying his load
all over the cash and Maryse's ass.

Maryse smirks slyly and with Dolph Ziggler proudly admiring the coat of cum
on the cash on her ass, the sultry Sexiest of the Sexy leans forward and
reaches for Ziggler's wallet. Maryse slyly reaches in and pulls out a few
more hundred dollar bills.

"Driver stop the fucking car.... slut... get your clothes and get the fuck
out..." Dolph says with a cocky smirk while not realizing that Maryse has
taken some money from his wallet.

Maryse nods her head and smirks. "Sure" Maryse says with a
seductive laugh.

* * *

An hour later after waiting for a cab to take her to her hotel, Maryse enters
her hotel room as her cell phone begins to ring.

Maryse rolls her eyes and shakes her head as she reaches down onto her purse
to search for the source of the annoying ringing, which is her cell phone.
Maryse pushes her hotel room door close and pulls her cell phone out, bring
it up to her ear. "This better be good... J'en ai fini avec crétins baise
pour aujourd'hui!" Maryse snaps into the mouth piece of the phone.

"Whoa Maryse... am I calling at a bad time..." The voice of John Cena says
from the other end of the line.

Maryse pauses for a moment and raises an eyebrow as she starts to smirk a
bit. "Who is this?" Maryse asks for confirmation.

"Oh you know me... John Cena... you know... bright colored t-shirts, jean
shorts from 1992..." Cena says jokingly.

Maryse laughs softly as she kicks her high heels off and starts to walk over
to the large bed within her hotel room. Maryse sits down on the edge of the
bed, crossing her gorgeously smooth, tanned legs. "What do you want, John?"
Maryse asks.

"Well...I got an 'I Quit' match with Miz and I know I'm going to take a
beating..." Cena says, "And Evan mentioned you could help with a massage

" talk to that little nerd, Evan Bourne? What did that little nerd
say?" Maryse asks.

"Evan's not a nerd..." Cena laughs, "He mentioned that your real good with
your hands and can help a guy relax after they take a beating in a tough
match... so I figure you must give one hell of a massage..."

Maryse laughs a bit and shakes her head while talking on the phone. "Evan is
a nerd and loser, mais il est plutôt me...I know these
things..." Maryse says.

Cena laughs a bit, "Anyway, he said I should make an appointment with you for
after Over The Limit..."

"Wait...let me get this straight, muscle just want Maryse to give
you a massage, that's all?" Maryse asks.

"You do more than that?" Cena asks, clearly sounding surprised which
indicates to Maryse that Evan hasn't told Cena everything about her.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks with interest before she snaps a reply.
"What kind of person do you think I am!?"

"Wow... well kinda figured you were very stuck-up... Evan said you were
cool... guess he was wrong..." Cena says.

"Do you want the massage or not!?" Maryse replies.

"That's why I'm calling you... then you brought up me just wanting that..."
Cena laughs.

Maryse sighs with noticeable irritation "When and where?"

"After I whip Miz's ass at Over The Limit, meet me in my locker room," Cena

"Alright...just make sure you have the money..." Maryse replies.

"Thought you took payments from items you want in a shopping catalog, but if
you prefer cash, not a problem..." Cena says

Maryse pauses for a moment and smirks " want to buy Maryse

"Sure, why not..." Cena answers



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