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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The French Kiss Appointment Part 9: John Cena
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

On May 22, 2011, a beaten, battered and victorious WWE Champion John Cena,
wearing jean shorts, is making his way to his locker room in the backstage
area of Seattle, Washington's Key Arena. A few minutes earlier in the main
event of the 'Over The Limit' pay-per-view, Cena had to fight Alex Riley in
addition to his scheduled challenger The Miz in a glorified handicap match,
and Cena is feeling every bit of punishment that he received throughout his
muscular body. After Cena opens the door to his locker room, he sees Maryse
sitting on the couch. "Oh damn... I nearly forgot about this..." Cena says
with a laugh as he enters his locker room.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and looks at John Cena as she crosses her legs,
sitting back on the couch. "How could you possibly forget about Maryse...the
absolute Sexiest of the Sexy..." Maryse says as she presses her sultry lips
together, dressed in a pair of stylish black shorts and a low-cut black tank
top-styled top.

"Well I did have The Miz and Alex Riley beating my ass for nearly half an
hour..." Cena says with a laugh.

Maryse seductively laughs and smirks. "That's no excuse me... Vous hunk
musculaires..." Maryse says before uncrossing her gorgeously smooth, tanned
legs and she stands up from sitting on the couch.

"I really should've paid attention to French class back in High School..."
Cena says with a smile, "So... is this the part where you tell me how much
tonight is going to cost?" Cena asks

Maryse nods her head and smirks. " pay attention well..." Maryse
says before she picks up her fashion catalogue from the couch. "Now...I know
you have a very rough I'm going to do things a little bit you're going to pick what you buy Maryse..." Maryse says as
she hands over the fashion catolgue. "Nothing cheap... Maryse aime rien de
bon marché..."

"Hmmm... nothing cheap..." Cena says as he flips through the fashion
catalogue, "So that means straight to the back..." Cena says as he looks over
the last few pages of the fashion catalogue where he finds a page that has a
matching coat, dress, purse shoes and jewelry that have a combined total over
being nearly $10,000. "How about... all of this?" Cena asks as he shows the
page to Maryse.

Maryse opens her mouth in a shock as her beautiful, sultry eyes lock on the
page. "Oh my god....are you serious!?" Maryse asks excitedly. "Maryse.. vous
aime beaucoup..."

"I hope what you said was a good thing..." Cena says with a smile

Maryse licks her lips and places her hands onto her hips "Alright, now all
you want is a massage?" Maryse asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Well... if you throw in a little extra... might add in another set of
shoes..." Cena says with a smile.

Maryse laughs and shakes her head. "Typical man...say one thing, but want
another..." Maryse says as she presses her lips together. "Alright...Maryse
will give you a very special line of services, but Maryse isn't doing it in a
disgusting locker room... un vestiaire est pour putains comme Melina et
Maryse n'est pas Melina..."

"Alright, give me a few minuets to shower and we'll go back to my hotel
room..." Cena smiles.

* * *

A half-hour later in Cena's hotel room, a naked Cena is laying on his stomach
as an equally naked Maryse massages his muscular back and shoulders. "Ohhh
damn Maryse... that feels great..." Cena moans as Maryse shifts her hands to
massage the back of Cena's powerful legs.

"Of course it is paid for the best, and Maryse gives the best...
personne n'est jamais satisfait..." Maryse says as she smoothly rubs her
hands against the back of his powerful legs, working up to the back of his
muscular thighs.

"Mmmm... you're not lying about that..." Cena says with a satisfied groan as
Maryse works her hands over the back of his thighs.

Maryse licks her lips as she moves to sit on the back of Cena's legs and
leans forward as she places her hands onto his lower back, gently working the
knots out with the tips of her thumbs.

"Mmmmmm.... damn..." Cena groans as Maryse digs her thumbs into his lower
back as she continues to massage him.

"How does that feel?" Maryse asks seductively as she lightly tosses her
gorgeous blond hair back and starts to remove the pressure of her thumbs and
starts to lightly rub her fingertips into his lower back.

"Great... Cena replies with a groan as Maryse uses her finger tips to work
out the knots in his lower back.

Maryse presses her sultry lips together and leans forward to whisper into
Cena's ear. "Do you want Maryse, John?"

"Mmmm yeah..." Cena replies with a groan.

"What would you do to Maryse? Dites-moi tout..." Maryse says as she smoothly
moves her hands to the middle of his back, working her talented hands,
massaging the firm knots out.

"Mmmmm... pound that hot little wet pussy of yours.... mmmm flip you over and
hammer your perfect ass..." Cena answers as Maryse skillfully works her hands
over his back that was beaten and battered by The Miz and Alex Riley.

Maryse licks her lips and nods her head as she skillfully, but firmly presses
the tips of her thumbs deep into one of the knots in the center of Cena's
back. "What else, John..."

"Mmmmm... shove my dick between your gorgeous lips...." Cena replies as he
feels Maryse lightly rocking on his legs as she presses her thumbs firmly
against the center of his muscular back.

"Mmmmmm...I bet you just can't wait for Maryse to suck that big dick of
yours..." Maryse seductively teases as she firmly digs her thumbs into the
middle of Cena's back.

"Mmmmm you'd win that bet..." Cena answers.

"Why don't we find out...." Maryse says and seductive laughs.

"You're gonna have to get off my legs first..." Cena says as he raises his
head and looks back at Maryse.

Maryse nods her head before she quietly and gently lifts herself off of John
Cena's legs and moves to stand up next to the bed.

Cena sits up on the bed and moves to the edge, before he stands up, Maryse
bends forward and places her hands on his knees.

Maryse slyly glances up at John Cena as she slyly moves her wet, stunning
tongue against the sides of his hardening shaft, keeping her hands completely
away from his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Cena moans as Maryse flicks her tongue against the sides of his
cock as she slowly kneels between his legs.

Maryse closes her eyes as she slides her wet tongue from John Cena's ballsack
all the way up the length of his impressive cock to the very tip.

"Mmmmmm.... you have many talents Maryse..." Cena says as Maryse flicks her
tongue against the tip of his cock before she slides her tongue all the way
back down to his large balls.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Maryse slyly moans as she flicks and laps her tongue over his
ballsack before she takes his swollen ballsack into her mouth.

"Ahhh..." Cena moans as Maryse presses her lips around his ballsack as she
starts to lightly suck on his nuts.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Maryse moans as she smoothly bobs her blond haired head
to suck on his ballsack, with her tongue teasingly slapping against his
ballsack while inside of her mouth.

"Ahhhhh..." Cena moans as Maryse brings her right hand to his cock and she
starts to stroke the upper-half of his tool while she sucks lightly on his

"Mmmmmmmm....." Maryse moans as her licks ballsack the sides of his ballsack
as she continues to lightly bob her head.

"Awww... mmm..." Cena moans as Maryse strokes his cock while she begins to
lightly nibble on his ballsack while it's in her mouth.

Maryse gradually unwraps her lips from around his ballsack and lifts her head
before she rises her head to the top of Cena's cock. Maryse parts her sultry
lips and takes his cock into her mouth.

"Awwww shit..." John Cena tilts his head back as Maryse lowers her head as
far down as she can on his shaft.

Maryse smirks slyly around John Cena's cock as she bobs her blond haired head
back and forth, working her lips against his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Cena moans and he pushes Maryse's blond hair back as she bobs
her head smoothly on his massive cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm..." Maryse smoothly moans as she works her blond haired
head back and forth, skillfully taking him deeper into her mouth.

"Awww yeah..." Cena groans as Maryse bobs her head smoothly along the length
of his huge cock

Maryse lifts her beautiful, but slyly seductive eyes to look up at John Cena
as she bobs her head at a smooth and steady, but deep pace.

"Mmmmmm... ahhh..." Cena smiles down at Maryse and moves his right hand to
the back of her head. As the gorgeous Diva sucks his cock, Cena starts to
lightly push his shaft deeper into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm..." Maryse groans with delight as she slides her tongue against
the bottom side of his shaft as he pumps deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhhh... awww..." Cena groans as he lightly thrusts his cock in and out of
Maryse's mouth, using just enough force to get her to deep throat his tool,
but not enough to force her to gag.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm..." Maryse moans as her wet saliva drips down on his

"Mmmmmm ahhhh shit..." Cena groans as he continues to pump his cock smoothly
in and out of Maryse's warm and moist mouth.

Maryse places her both of her hands onto Cena's muscular waist before she
starts to gradually lift her head off of his cock.

Cena smiles as Maryse takes one more moment to lap her tongue against the
head of his cock, "Mmmmm... damn Evan didn't lie..." Cena says as he leans
forward to help Maryse climb up onto his lap.

"What did that cute little nerd have to say?" Maryse asks as she places her
hands onto his muscular chest, pushing him to lay back on the bed before she
guides herself down onto his cock.

"That you are one incredible fuck... and worth every penny..." Cena groans as
Maryse takes his cock inch by inch into her hot wet cunt.

Maryse laughs and shakes her head "No...No...No... Evan ... que dork
stupides...Maryse...she is worth more..." Maryse says as she starts to rock
back and forth on Cena's cock.

"Mmmmmm... ahhhh... well it's a minor difference of opinion..." Cena grins as
Maryse rocks back and forth on his cock before he starts to thrust his shaft
up into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Maryse moans and licks her lips as she seductively
looks down at John Cena, while expertly bouncing on his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Cena groans as Maryse bounces on his upward thrusting cock.
The WWE Champion places his strong hands on Maryse's hips and starts to lift
her up and down on his cock.

" like Maryse, don't you John..." Maryse moans as
she starts to bounce at a quick pace with his cock thrusting into her, while
she rocks on his cock.

"Ahhhhh yeah..." Cena replies as he thrusts his cock up firmly into Maryse's

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Maryse moans and grinds down on his shaft
as she lowers on his cock at a swift pace.

"Ahhhhh awww..." John Cena moans as Maryse grinds her hot wet twat as he
firmly rams his cock upward into her.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm..." Maryse moans and tilts her head back as she sharply
rocks forward on John Cena's cock as he firmly pushes up into her wet, tight

Cena licks his lips as he watches Maryse sit up-right on his upward thrusting
cock which allows him to watch her large juicy tits bounce as she rides him.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Maryse moans loudly as she smoothly, but
quickly drops down on Cena's cock.

"Ahhhhh mmmm awww..." Cena groans as Maryse briskly bounces on his upward
thrusting cock. The WWE Champion suddenly rolls over, laying Maryse on the
bed while getting on top of her in one smooth movement. As Maryse places her
hands on his muscular arms, Cena resumes pumping his cock into her pussy.

"'ve always wanted Maryse, oui?" Maryse asks with a
moan as she hooks her smooth and gorgeously tanned legs around his waist as
she slides back on the bed.

"Hmmmm think the entire locker room wants you..." Cena replies as he drives
cock firmly into Maryse's twat.

"Mmmmmm...of course they do...everyone wants Maryse..." Maryse moans and
seductively laughs as she moves back and forth on the bed underneath Cena as
he plows his cock into her.

Cena increases the pace of his thrusts as he drives his cock balls deep into
Maryse's pussy, causing her to arch her back each time he does.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Maryse moans as she presses her legs tighter
around his waist as she pushes against his cock.

Cena grits his teeth as he continues to drive his cock into Maryse as she
pushes herself against him.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm baiser cette chatte ... vous musclé hunk..." Maryse moans
as she lustfully moves against his cock as he pounds into her.

Cena grabs Maryse's legs and pulls them from around her waist. As he
continues to plow his cock into Maryse's snatch, Cena pushes Maryse's legs
forward so that her feet are almost hanging above Maryse's head.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at Cena. "Oh...getting a bit
creative now, oui?"

"Mmmmmm... just following some advice I heard..." Cena says as he holds
Maryse's legs in places as he drives his cock balls deep into Maryse's pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck...ohhhhhh!" Maryse moans and grits her teeth as Cena
starts to firmly hammer his cock down into her wet, tight snatch at a deep

Cena smirks down at Maryse as he starts to show off his strength, hammering
her pussy with some of the hardest thrusts Maryse has ever experienced.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm fuck! Ohhhhhhh!" Maryse loudly moans and grits her teeth
sweat drips and lingers against her body as she bounces against the bed with
Cena firmly and powerfully ramming into her.

"Mmmmmm remember what I said earlier?" Cena asks as he swiftly repeats
slamming his huge cock into Maryse's cunt.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks slyly. "That you love Maryse? Oui...I
knew that already..."

"Ahhhhh nope.... I said... I was gonna flip you over..." Cena says as he
pulls out of Maryse's soaking wet pussy and turns her over onto her stomach.
"And hammer your gorgeous ass..." Cena says as he shoves his rock hard cock
in between Maryse's ass cheeks and into her asshole while she's laying flat
down on the bed.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm fuck...." Maryse groans and grits her teeth as she closes her
eyes, feeling Cena's large cock entering her tight, gorgeous ass.

Cena places his hands on Maryse's shoulders as he starts to plow his cock
deeply into her ass. Cena's large balls smack loudly against Maryse's ass
cheeks with each of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh..mmmmmm...." Maryse moans as she feels his cock ramming
deeply into her tight hole, with her sliding forward on her stomach against
the bed.

"Mmmmmm.... kinda... funny... a while ago... you were on top of me like
this..." Cena grunts as he plows his cock into Maryse's tight asshole. As he
fucks her, Cena starts to massage Maryse's shoulders.

"Mmmmmm....ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Maryse moans and pushes back against his
cock as he deeply and firmly pounds into her sultry ass.

"Awwwww...." Cena groans as he firmly moves his hands over Maryse's shoulders
as he hammers her ass relentlessly.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Maryse moans and turns her head to slyly look back
at Cena as he works his cock into her, while moving his strong hands on her

"Mmmmm ahhhh... awwwww fuck..." Cena groans as his cock begins to throb as he
pumps it deeply into Maryse's ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh...don't you stop..." Maryse moans
as she feels his cock continuing to deeply ram into her.

"Mmmmmmm ahhhh...." Cena groans as he adjusts the pace of his thrusts to be
slower but he still uses a lot of force as he continues to fuck Maryse's

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Maryse moans and licks her lips as she
feels his shaft working in and out of her asshole, as he continues to throb.

Cena grits his teeth as his cock pulsates more intensely as he pumps his cock
all the way into her sweat coated ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Maryse moans and arches slightly as she grinds her
gorgeous ass against his muscular waist.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Cena groans as he pulls his throbbing cock out of Maryse's
ass. The WWE Champion strokes his cock with his right hand until he unload
his cum on Maryse's ass cheeks and lower back.

Maryse presses her lips together and narrows her eyes slightly. "
better clean that up..."

"I'll get a towel..." Cena smiles as he moves off of the bed and heads to the
hotel room's bathroom.

Maryse smirks and watches John Cena walk toward the bathroom. " Ces un bon

As Maryse remains laying on the bed, her cell phone begins to vibrate on the

Maryse raises an eyebrow and sighs as she looks over at the cell phone before
she reaches over it. Maryse picks up her cell phone and raises the cell phone
to her ear. "Bonjour..."

"Hey Maryse... Alex Riley callin'..." Alex says from the other end of the

Maryse pauses for a moment and starts to seductively laugh. "Oh...oui...of
course....The Miz's petite amie..."

"Miz's what? Nevermind... listen... I've had it up to here with the Miz...
and I know he has this huge crush on you... so I want to make an appointment
for myself..." Alex says.

Maryse laughs and smirks slyly. "Of course The Miz is hot for Maryse...who
isn't?" Maryse says before she moves to lay back on the bed. "Can you even
afford me.... n'êtes-vous pas encore au lycée?"

"Yeah I can... since I know Miz pre-signs all his checks..." Alex Riley

"Which services would you like, monsieur?"

"Everything you got..." Alex answers, "I want to do everything Miz did, but
obviously way better than he did with you..."

"When and where...." Maryse asks with a sigh.

"When do you got an opening?" Alex asks.

" see Maryse is very, very busy with
understand, oui?"

"Yeah I fully understand..." Alex replies.

"So I don't have any openings for a couple weeks..."

"Couple of weeks? No problem... it'll be worth the wait..." Alex replies

"Where do you want to meet?" Maryse asks.

"Not sure yet... but I'll call you to let you know..." Alex says

"Fair enough...just make sure bring the money..."

After Maryse hangs up on Alex Riley, John Cena approaches the bed with a
towel, "Making another appointment?" Cena asks

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks at John Cena. "Why do you care!?" Maryse
suddenly snaps.

"Well I don't..." Cena laughs a bit as Maryse takes the towel from him.

Maryse narrows her eyes and glares slightly at John Cena. "Don't you dare
judge me..." Maryse says as she stands up from the bed.

"Well I wasn't..." Cena says with a laugh but he's surprised that Maryse is

Maryse presses her lips together and looks at John Cena for a moment,
softening slightly. "'re getting me another pair of shoes, oui?"

"Yeah sure..." Cena says.

Maryse nods her head and smirks. "Good..." Maryse pauses and casually glances
down. " said that pathetic little nerd Evan Bourne said something
about Maryse to you?"

"Yeah, but you know, it was stuff between guys... by the sound of it, seems
like you're not interested in what he has said about you..." Cena says with a

Maryse looks up at John Cena and shakes her blond haired head. "No...if it's
about Maryse...I want to know..."

"Well I do have a hard time believing it, but he says you're a lot nicer in
private than in public..." Cena says. "I do owe him a thank you for telling
me how good your massage skills are... "

Maryse crosses her arms against her chest looks at John Cena. "Did he say
anything else?"

"Why are you asking so much about Evan? You think he's a nerd right?" Cena

Maryse remains silent for a moment before steps away from John Cena. "I have
to go...and shop

"Stores are closed this late... oh you meant online shopping..." Cena says

Maryse shakes her head. "Whatever..."


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