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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The French Kiss Appointment Part 18: Zack Ryder
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the WWE live event at Brisbane, Australia's Entertainment Centre on
July 5, 2011, Maryse is walking to her rental car to head back to the hotel
in order to pack her luggage. As she approaches her rental car, she spots
Zack Ryder sitting on the hood of her rental car talking into the camera
portion of his iPhone. "Welcome to Z! True Long Island Story from Down
Under... I am the undisputed Internet Champion... Zack Ryder... and right now
I'm looking for my Broski of the Week..."

Maryse, dressed in a stunning white skirt and top, places her hands onto her
hips and raises an eyebrow as she looks at Zack Ryder with disbelief. "What
do you think you are doing!?" Maryse snaps as she points to Ryder as he sits
on the hood of the car.

Zack looks at Maryse and grins as he turns his iPhone around to aim it at
Maryse, "Oh hey bro! Welcome to Z! True Long Island Story... the hottest
reality show on the internet..."

Maryse makes a face and shakes her head at Zack Ryder. "Quel est le problème
avec vous?"

"Huh... what was that?" Zack asks with some confusion and he turns the iPhone
around to film his own expression before turning the iPhone around to resume
filling Maryse.

Maryse narrows her eyes. "Get off my car....Maryse is very busy..."

"Aww come on bro, you like being on camera... and this gives you a chance to
like plug whatever you want..." Zack says.

Maryse laughs and rolls her eyes "Like anyone watches your stupid little

"Bro... hundreds of thousands of people watch my show every week!" Zack

Maryse presses her sultry lips together and looks at Zack Ryder with a
straight face before she bursts out with laughter. "Oui...I'm sure....just

"You got it!" Zack grins, "So whatcha say, you want to be on my show?" Zack

Maryse raises an eyebrow and shakes her head. "No... Maryse ne pas associer
avec des perdants..."

"Bro what?" Zack asks as he doesn't understand what Maryse said.

Maryse narrows her eyes and glares at Zack Ryder. "I'm not going to be on
your stupid show!" Maryse says before she walks around the front of the
rental car to the driver's side.

"Why not? You get to be Broski of the Week... get seen by a lot of people..."
Zack says.

Maryse reaches forward and opens the driver's side door before she looks at
Zack Ryder and laughs. "I don't consider one person alot of people..."

"Bro I had over 100,000 views of last weeks episode... that's like as much if
not more than NXT bro!" Zack says proudly.

Maryse's eyes widen and she opens her mouth in shock. "Hey!" Maryse snaps. "I
am on NXT...and everybody watches for Maryse!" Maryse says before she presses
her sultry lips together and seductively glares at Ryder.

"Exactly bro, and if' you're on my show, more people will see you..." Zack
Ryder says.

Maryse takes a breath and shakes her head. "You give up, do you?"

"Bro, I'm from the L.I. I don't know the meaning of the words give up..."
Zack says with a wide smile.

Maryse smirks a bit " want Maryse on your stupid little show...then
you need to pay Maryse..."

"Sure bro... how much?" Zack Ryder asks.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and licks her sultry lips "How much do you have?"

Zack sets his iPhone down on the top of Maryse's car before he takes out his
wallet and counts the cash that he has in it, "Got a couple thousand...."
Zack answers as he takes out the money from his wallet.

Maryse rolls her eyes and sighs. "I guess that will have to do..." Maryse
says before she extends her left hand to Ryder for the money.

Zack hands the money to Maryse and puts his wallet back into his pocket
before picking up his iPhone to resume filming Maryse, "Alright bro, All the
broskis want to know... what makes you the hottest Broski of the Week..."
Zack says.

Maryse smirks a bit and places her hands onto her sultry, curved hips, before
she laughs. "C'est très simple... I am Maryse...there is no other reason."

"Now girls in the L.I. can get hot and wild.... how hot and wild can you
get?" Zack asks.

Maryse sighs and rolls her eyes. "Once again...I am Maryse...everything
Maryse does is hot and wild...and très sexy."

"Really? Cause you always seem like a glam-girl... how about you show all the
broskis just how hot and wild Maryse can get..." Zack says with a grin.

Maryse licks her teeth and takes a step closer to Zack Ryder. "Are you
testing me, you dork?"

"Hey bro, I'm not a dork... I'm just getting to show why you're the broski of
the week..." Zack answers.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks "You want to see how hot Maryse, oui?"
Maryse asks as she places her hands onto his waist.

"You got it bro..." Zack says while nodding his head.

Maryse seductively locks her eyes with Zack Ryder and then slyly looks at his
iPhone before she starts to unbuckle the belt around his jeans.

"Damn bro..." Zack licks his lips as Maryse moves on to unbutton and unzip
his jeans before pulling them down from his waist, freeing Zack's nicely
sized Long Island cock.

Maryse tosses her gorgeous blond hair back before she slyly lowers herself
down on to her knees in front of Zack Ryder, placing her left hand around his
shaft and starts to stroke his cock.

"Mmmm..." Zack moans as Maryse strokes his rapidly hardening cock while he
films her with his iPhone.

Maryse licks her sultry lips as she moves her left hand back and forth
against his shaft before she slyly lowers her head and slides her wet tongue
against the head of his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Zack moans Maryse works her soft wet tongue over and around
the head of his cock while she strokes the shaft with her left hand.

"Mmmmmm..." Maryse slyly groans as she slides her tongue against the head of
Ryder's cock, sensually working her tongue in a circular motion, while she
moves her hand along his shaft.

"Ohhhh mmmmm fuck..." Zack groans as he continues to film Maryse with his
iPhone as she perfectly moves her tongue around the top of his cock while she
jerks him off.

Maryse slyly looks up at Zack Ryder before she parts her lips and takes
Ryder's cock into her mouth. "Mmmmmmmm..." Maryse seductively moans as she
wraps her lips around his shaft and starts to bob her head.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Zack moans as he watches Maryse bob her head on
cock as she kneels in the parking lot of Brisbane's Entertainment Centre.

Maryse smoothly and steadily bobs her head back and forth against Ryder's
cock with her sensual lips brushing back and forth, taking him deeper into
her mouth.

Zack licks his lips as he films Maryse as she bobs her blond haired head
steadily along the length of his cock.

Maryse moves her hands against Zack Ryder's waist as she steadily bobs her
head back and forth against his cock, with her saliva dripping down on his

"Ohhhh fuck... ahhhh..." Zack Ryder groans as Maryse sucks and slurps on his
cock while keeping herself looking up at the iPhone as he films her with it.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Maryse moans as she sultry lips slide against
his shaft as she bobs her head at a brisk pace, taking him deeper into her
stunning mouth.

"Ahhhh yeah bro... mmm fuck... " Zack Ryder moans loudly as Maryse skillfully
deep throats his cock.

Maryse presses her lips tighter around Ryder's shaft, grinding her lips
teasingly on his shaft, before she lowers her head further down and takes him
deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhhh fuck... mmmm..." Zack groans loudly as Maryse takes his entire cock
into her mouth and holds her head down on his Long Island cock.

Maryse perfectly works her mouth on Zack Ryder's cock, before she unwraps her
lips and lifts her head from his shaft.

"Damn bro... pretty hot..." Zack Ryder says as he keeps his iPhone aimed at
Maryse as stands up from the ground and hikes her skirt up at the same time.

Maryse presses her lips together and narrows her eyes to seductively glare at
Zack Ryder. "Hot?" Maryse asks before she laughs and shakes her head.
" Maryse est très sexy "

"I understood Maryse and Sexy... and yeah I agree bro..." Zack says as Maryse
turns around and leans over the side of he hood of her car. Stepping behind
her, Zack pushes Maryse's skirt up further, uncovering her perfectly shaped
ass so that he can guide his cock into her hot wet pussy.

" are so lucky to be with Maryse..." The Sexiest of the Sexy
replies as she leans forward against the hood of the car with Ryder starting
to pump into her from behind.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck..." Zack groans as he pumps his cock smoothly in and out of
Maryse's pussy while he films the action with his iPhone.

Maryse turns her head and slyly smirks back at Zack Ryder as she moves back
on her feet to push against his thrusting cock.

"Mmmmm fuck yeah ahhhh..." Zack moans as he places his left hand on Maryse's
waist as he drives his cock deeply into her pussy.

" love Maryse? The sultry former Divas Champion asks as
she guides her gorgeous body back against his cock.

"Awwww yeah.... mmmm fuck yeah bro..." Zack groans as he drives his cock
deeply and quickly into Maryse's twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh..ohhhhhh..." Maryse moans and tilts her head back as she
perfectly moves on her feet while bent over the hood of the rental car.

The Long Island native licks his lips as he pounds Maryse's pussy with swift
thrusts as she rocks back against him. Soon Zack pulls out of Maryse's pussy
and sets his iPhone down so that he can turn Maryse around and lift her onto
the hood of her rental car. As Maryse spreads her legs, Zack picks up his
iPhone, steps between Maryse's legs and guides his cock back into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh..." Maryse moans and closes her eyes as she feels
cock entering her wet pussy, with her gorgeous legs wrapping around his waist
as he starts to pump into her.

"Ahhhh awww yeah..." Zack Ryder groans as he thrusts his cock briskly in and
out of Maryse's pussy as she rocks on the hood of her rental car.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks as she places her hands behind her
on the hood of the car and starts to push herself against his cock.

Zack keeps the iPhone perfectly aimed at Maryse as he drives his cock sharply
into her pussy as she grinds herself against his pistoning cock.

Maryse presses her sultry lips together and locks her eyes on the iPhone as
she moves and grinds against his thrusting Long Island cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck yeah awww..." Zack groans his cock starts to throb gradually
as he increases the pace of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." Maryse moans and licks her lips as she
pushes against his thrusting cock.

"Ahhhh... awwww fuck.... mmmm shit..." Zack moans loudly as he soon starts to
cum inside of Maryse's hot wet French-Canadian pussy.

Maryse throws her head back and wickedly laughs as she feels his warm cum
flooding into her wet snatch. "Ohhhh... ce qu'est un dork pathétique..."

Maryse raises her hand up and shakes her head. " the
hottest...the sexiest..."

"You got it bro..." Zack nods his head and smiles as he pulls out of Maryse's
cum filled pussy.

Maryse presses her lips together and sits on the hood of the rental car. "Am
I still on your stupid little show?" Maryse asks.

"Yeah bro... " Zack says with a nod his head.

"Bon..." Maryse says with a smirk. "Can Maryse say something to your..."
Maryse pauses and laughs with amusement. "...viewers, oui?"

"Sure go ahead..." Zack grins as he holds his iPhone up to get a good view of
Maryse's face.

"Bonjour all you internet've got money and want to spend, give
Maryse a call..." Maryse says before she seductively winks toward the iPhone.

* * *

Later in the night on a flight to New Zealand where the next WWE Live Event
is being held, Maryse walking down the aisle and sees that nearly all the
Superstars and other Divas are asleep. Near the front end of the plane she
sees that Evan Bourne is still awake and is watching a movie on his laptop.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks as she places her hands onto her sultry,
sensually curved hips as she walks down the aisle to approach Evan Bourne.
Maryse moves into the empty seat behind Evan and places her hands onto the
headrest of his seat before she gives his seat a wickedly playful jerk.

"What... hey!" Evan says as his seat is pulled backward to where it's tilted
back in an angle. It takes Evan several moments to realize what happened
before he turns his head slightly to see who was behind him and he sees
Maryse, "Oh... hey..." Evan says.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and looks at Evan as she removes her hands from the
headrest of his seat and steps out of the aisle behind him. "Oh...hey?"
Maryse responds " C'est tout ce que vous dites à Maryse ... oh ... hey?"

Evan smiles as Maryse moves to sit in the seat next to him, "Well for a
second I thought you were Ziggler messing with me..." Evan says with a slight
laugh, "Is that a new top?" Evan asks.

Maryse nods her head and smiles. "Oui...brand new..." Maryse replies.

"It looks great on you..." Evan says with a smile.

Maryse laughs and smirks. "Of course it does..." Maryse says before she
glances toward the laptop on Evan's lap. "Chatting with your fellow internet

Evan laughs a bit, "No just watching a movie..."

Maryse raises an eyebrow. "What movie?"

"I Am Number Four..." Evan says with a smile.

Maryse curiously looks at Evan Bourne. "Never heard of it..." Maryse says
before she glances down at the freshly polish fingernails of her left hand.

"Really? It was kind of a big blockbuster earlier this year..." Evan smiles,
"But I bet you kinda like The Social Network..."

"Oui...but I was very disappointed with it..." Maryse says as she turns to
look at Evan.

"Really? Why's that?" Evan asks.

"Because...everyone knows the most popular person in all of social networking
is Maryse...the movie should have been sexy and about Maryse..."

Evan pauses and thinks for a moment as if picturing The Social Network
starring Maryse, "You know you're right... but I'm thinking people would only
care about seeing how hot you look and not about the story of the film..."

Maryse raises her left hand up. " nerd...we've talked about this...
Maryse is not hot..." Maryse begins to say.

"Vous êtes le plus sexy de la sexy..." Evan smiles, "But still you are hot

Maryse smirks and looks at Evan Bourne. "Hot and sexy...even better..."


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