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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The Funkadactyls Get Funky
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Backstage at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania's Consol Energy Center following the May 14, 2012 broadcast of RAW Supershow, the WWE Tag Team Champions R-Truth and Kofi Kingston are talking with Brodus Clay's gorgeous Funkadactyls Naomi and Cameron. "Now you two got some sweet moves, but my boy Little Jimmy... he's got moves you can't believe..." R-Truth says.

"Ummm don't ask..." Kofi says with a bit of a laugh as Naomi and Cameron give him a look of concern after hearing R-Truth talk about his imaginary friend.

Cameron bites down on her bottom lip and scrunches her nose up. "Ummmm...who's Little Jimmy?" Cameron asks, dressed identically to Naomi in lime green pants and matching lime green tops.

"Come on girl, everyone know who's Little Jimmy is..." R-Truth says.

Cameron shakes her head. "Ummm...I don't know who he is..." Cameron says with a laugh.

"So anyway..." Kofi interrupts before R-Truth can reply to Cameron, "Naomi, you can drop it like it's hot...' Kofi says as he changes the subject.

Naomi places her hands onto her hips and smirks. "Ya'll are damn right I and my girl Cam...we bring the funk 24/7...and ya'll can bank on it!"

"But just how funky you can get?" Kofi asks teasing.

"Oh really funky!" Cameron replies as she nods her head.

"So ya'll bring the funk whenever and wherever?" R-Truth asks with a grin.

"Ya'll got that right!" Naomi replies loudly.

"You know that that means..." R-Truth says to Kofi.

"Yeah I do... we just have to see how funky they can get with us..." Kofi replies with a nod of his head.

Naomi raises an eyebrow and looks at Kofi Kingston and R-Truth "And what the hell makes ya'll think me and my girl want get funky with a bunch of boys that hang out with a imaginary friend!?"

"Hey... don't be talking bad about Kofi like that..." R-Truth says despite the fact that he's the one with the imaginary friend.

Kofi pauses for a moment before saying to Cameron, "It beats hanging around to let Jack and Dolph try and hit on you..." Kofi grins.

Cameron nods her head a bit. "You do have a point...." Cameron says.

Naomi presses her says lips together. "Girl! Are ya'll trippin' these guys are a bunch of crazy...talkin' to some Little Jimmy! I don't see no Little Jimmy!"

"Don't you worry about Little Jimmy, he's off watching the rest of RAW..." R-Truth says.

Cameron bites down on her bottom lip and innocently looks at R-Truth. "You're kind of cute..."

R-Truth grins, "Yup... that's the truth right there..."

Naomi looks at Cameron with her eyes widened. "Cam! Girl, are ya'll out of your mind!?"

"Well if you don't want to come along... we could just go two on one on Cameron..." Kofi says casually.

Naomi raises an eyebrow and looks at Kofi Kingston. "Oh, I'm comin' but I'm hangin' with ya..."

* * *

A short time later in Kofi Kingston and R-Truth's locker room, Cameron is kneeling in front of R-Truth bobbing her head on his cock while Naomi is sitting on a table as Kofi laps his tongue against her hot wet pussy. Placing his hands on Naomi's legs, Kofi flicks his tongue up and down against her snatch.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ya'll treat this girl right!" Naomi moans as she pushes forward with her pussy against Kofi's talent tongue.

"Mmmmm..." Kofi moans against Naomi's pussy as he pushes his tongue into her twat as she grinds herself against his face.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..mmmmm..." Naomi moans as she places her hands onto the back of Kofi Kingston's head as she eagerly pushes against his tongue.

Meanwhile, R-Truth has sat down on the locker room couch as Cameron continues to bob her head up and down on his big black dick. "Mmmmm fuck..." R-Truth moans as Cameron sucks his dick.

Cameron looks up at R-Truth with her beautiful and sweet eyes as she briskly bobs back and forth on his black cock, with her luscious lips working along his shaft.

"Mmmmm yeah... ahhhhh..." R-Truth moans as Cameron lifts and lowers her head repeatedly on his cock

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Cameron moans as she closes her eyes while sweetly and steadily bobbing her head to suck on his cock with her saliva dripping down.

Back over at the table, Naomi has her legs wrapped around Kofi's waist as he thrusts his cock firmly an deeply into her pussy as she rocks on the table's smooth surface.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh yeah...mmmmmm give this girl what she wants!" Naomi moans loudly as she places her hands onto his arms, grinding forward and rocking on the surface of the table against his cock.

"Ahhhh... awww... mmmm..." Kofi groans as he thrusts his cock repeatedly into Naomi's cunt as she bounces on the table.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh!" Naomi moans loudly as she pushes forward against his cock.

Meanwhile Cameron is on all fours on the couch with R-Truth behind her, thrusting his cock swiftly into her pussy while she rocks back against him. "Awww yeah.... mmmm..." R-Truth groans as he rams his cock balls deep into Cameron's snatch.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh gosh...ohhhh yeah!" Cameron moans as her nicely curved and juicy black body rocks forward on her hands and knees, with R-Truth pumping his large black cock into her wet pussy from behind.

"Ahhhhh fuck... ahhhh..." R-Truth groans as he drives his cock repeatedly into Cameron's pussy as she rocks back against him, causing her ass to smack loudly against his waist.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhhh!" Cameron loudly and sweetly moans as she rocks on her knees with her nicely round and juicy black ass smacking against the muscular waist of R-Truth.

Naomi is now bent over the locker room's table as Kofi stands behind her, thrusting his black shaft into her wet cunt. "Ahhh mmmm..." Kofi groans as he places his hands on Naomi's hips as he fucks her from behind.

"Ohhhhhhhhh yeah! Mmmmmmm just like that homeboy!" Naomi moans loudly and grits her teeth as her nicely thick and juicy black ass smacks against Kofi's waist as she moves forward against the table while bent over, with his cock thrusting into her.

"Ahhhh mmmm damn.... ahhhh..." Kofi groans as he deeply fucks Naomi's snatch with firm and swift thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmm fuck yeah!" Naomi moans loudly as she pushes back against his cock.

R-Truth is sitting on the couch as Cameron is bouncing up and down on his cock. "Mmmm ahhh yeah..." R-Truth moans as Cameron rides his cock while he thrusts it up into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...mmmmmm gosh you are so cute!" Cameron moans excitedly as she bounces swiftly on his cock with her juicy tits bouncing as she moves on his cock.

"Ahhhh fuck... awwww yeah..." R-Truth groans as he watches Cameron's tits bounce and sway as she rides his big black cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhhh gosh..." Cameron moans as she swiftly lowers on his cock.

Meanwhile Kofi Kingston is laying on the locker room table as Naomi bouncing and rocks on his cock. 'Mmmm ahhhh..." Kofi groans as he places his hands on Naomi's hips and thrusts his shaft up into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh....awwwww yeah homeboy!" Naomi moans loudly as she rapidly bounces up and down on his cock, bouncing at a firm pace.

"Awwww... mmmm yeah.... mmmm..." Kofi moans as Naomi bounces swiftly on his cock. The sound of Naomi's juicy black ass smacking down against his thighs echoes in the locker room while Kofi thrusts his cock sharply up into her cunt.

"Ohhhhhh yeah....ya'll like that?" Naomi asks as she rapidly bounces up and down on his cock with her juicy tits bouncing and swaying.

"Mmmmm yeah..." Kofi replies with a groan as he thrusts his cock into Naomi's cunt each time she drops down on his shaft.

Meanwhile, R-Truth is laying on his side behind Cameron on the couch while he thrusts his cock into her pussy from behind.

Cameron presses her pouty lips together and closes her eyes as she moves on her side to smoothly push against his cock.

"Ahhhh... awww mmmm... fuck..." R-Truth groans as he pumps his cock in and out of Cameron's pussy as she pushes back against him.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Cameron moans as she gently grinds and pushes back against his cock.

Meanwhile Naomi is on all fours on top of the table as Kofi is behind her, pumping his cock into her snatch at a brisk pace.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhhhh!" Naomi moans loudly as she firmly and quickly rocks back and forth on her hands and knees, pushing back against Kofi's cock.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm fuck... awww..." Kofi grunts as he plows his cock repeatedly into Naomi's cunt. Kofi's large black balls smack against Naomi's skin with every one of his deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm yeah! Homeboy! Ya'll fuck that pussy!" Naomi moans loudly.

Back over on the couch, Cameron is kneeling on the cushions as she strokes R-Truth's throbbing cock with her hands "Mmmmm ahhhhh fuck..." R-Truth moans as Cameron lowers her head and flicks her tongue against the head of his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Cameron softy moans and closes her eyes as she drags her wet tongue against the head of his black cock, while working her hands against his thick shaft.

"Ahhhhh awwww..." R-Truth moans as he starts to cum, and his spunk sprays perfectly onto Cameron's tongue as she continues to stroke his shaft.

Cameron looks up at R-Truth with delight as she brings her tongue back into her mouth and swallows his cum.

Meanwhile, Naomi is on her knees and is rapidly bobbing her head on Kofi Kingston's throbbing cock. "Awww yeah... ahhh..." Kofi moans as Naomi turns her head from side to side as she blows him.

Naomi's luscious lips swiftly brush back and forth along Kofi's cock as she rapidly moves her head and lowers her head further down to take him deeper into her mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Kofi moans loudly as he soon starts to cum as Naomi deep throats his long hard black shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Naomi loudly moans around Kofi's cock and turns her head as she deeply holds him inside with his cum flowing freely.

"Ahhhh shit..." Kofi groans as Naomi continues to suck his cock until her mouth is completely filled with his spunk.

Naomi turns her head one last time on Kofi's cock before she lifts her head and licks her lips. "Now that was funky!"

"Aww yeah..." Kofi nods his head and grins down at Naomi.

Cameron scrunches her nose up as she sits over by R-Truth. "Naomi...I'm still confused...who's Little Jimmy?"

"Little Jimmy... he's my buddy... always comes along with me to the ring..." R-Truth says.

Cameron looks over at Naomi. "'re right...he is weird..."


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