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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The Great American Bang
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the July 3, 2012 broadcast of SmackDown's Great American Bash, Derrick Bateman, wearing shorts and a white tank top, is out behind Corpus Christi, Texas's American Bank Center with a trash bag and is collecting up the paper plates and empty cups from the barbecue party that was held earlier. As Bateman bends down to pick up some discarded napkins, Kaitlyn, wearing a multi-colored bikini top and short denim shorts, comes up behind him, pulls the back of his shorts and pours some punch down the back of them. "WOAH! THAT'S COLD!" Bateman yells out as he drops the trash bag
while Kaitlyn steps back and laughs. Bateman turns around and looks at the two-toned haired Diva, "You're supposed to be helping me..." Bateman starts to say.

Kaitlyn innocently raises her hands up and smirks. "Hey...I'm not the loser who volunteered to clean up!"

"You said you'd help..." Bateman says to Kaitlyn.

Kaitlyn shrugs her shoulders. "Oh said you'd let me paint your toenails last night and you didn't..." Kaitlyn says with a smile.

"I did not say that..." Bateman says.

Kaitlyn presses her lips together and nods her head "Ummmm yeah you did, Derrick..." Kaitlyn says and then laughs. "'s not like I would take pictures and post them all over the locker room..." Kaitlyn pauses and innocently smiles. "Like I did that one time when you let me give you that makeover..."

"That was you?" Bateman asks as John Cena, wearing jean shorts, WWE Champion CM Punk, Kofi Kingston and Zack Ryder, all of whom are wearing wrestling trunks, comes out of the arena and approach the 'party area'.

"Hey where's the party?" Cena asks.

Kaitlyn places her hands onto her hips and turns her head to look at Cena. "Just got over...and lame ass Derrick volunteered to clean up instead of wanting to cause a little mischief."

"Mischief? And what trouble are you thinking about causing?" Punk asks the two-toned haired Diva.

Kaitlyn shrugs her shoulder "Well...Derrick promised that he would let me..." Kaitlyn begins to say.

"Thought that was just between us?" Bateman asks as he cuts Kaitlyn off.

"Now I'm really interested..." Kofi says.

Kaitlyn playfully smirks before she looks at Kofi Kingston. "Derrick promised that we'd goof off out here..." Kaitlyn says before she glances back at Derrick Bateman who appears not only relieved, but shocked at her statement."

Zack sees Bateman's relieved expressed, "Damn bro, what you were planning to bang her back here after cleaning up?"

"Well yeah..." Bateman says before instantly shutting up.

"Aha... Cena, remind me, isn't there some locker room policy... if there's going to be some fucking going on it needs one Diva and about half a dozen Superstars?" Punk asks.

"I believe there is..." Cena says jokingly.

Kaitlyn laughs a bit and raises an eyebrow. "I don't remember ever hearing that."

"It's a new policy..." Punk says.

"Yeah like... brand new..." Kofi says implying that Punk made it up.

Kaitlyn takes a casual step closer to CM Punk, Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston and John Cena. "'s kind of an odd policy."

"Not that odd when you really think about it bro..." Zack says with a grin.

Kaitlyn shrugs her shoulders. "Sounds like to me you guys just want an excuse to fuck around with me..."

"More like an excuse to fuck you," Punk replies.

"Hey if that's going down then I'm in... Teddy can send Eve to clean up..." Derrick says.

Kaitlyn turns her head and mischievously smiles back at Derrick Bateman. "So what are you waiting for then, bud?"

Derrick Bateman approaches Kaitlyn and lowers his shorts, freeing his large meaty cock which instantly gets Kaitlyn's attention.

Kaitlyn licks her lips and nods her head with a smirk on her face before she lowers herself down onto her knees in front of Derrick Bateman and places her left hand around his shaft.

As Kaitlyn begins to jerk off Derrick Bateman, the other Superstars free their own large cocks and move to circle surround Kaitlyn.

Kaitlyn smiles and lifts her head as she place her right hand around John Cena's cock and begins to work her hand along his shaft, while she turns her head and parts her lips to take Kofi's black cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Kofi moans as Kaitlyn begins to bob her head on his cock while she works her hands on Cena and Bateman's dicks. Punk kneels behind Kaitlyn and proceeds to push down her denim shorts from her hips.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans as she presses her lips perfectly around Kofi's black cock as she bobs her head back and forth, guiding her hands skillfully on the cocks of Bateman and Cena.

"Ahhh..." Cena moans as Kaitlyn strokes his cock with her right hand while Punk pushes his own shaft into Kaitlyn's snatch.

"Mmmm..." Bateman moans as Kaitlyn works her left hand on his dick as she continues to suck Kofi's dick as Punk starts to fuck her.

Kaitlyn begins to rock forward on her knees with CM Punk starting to thrust into her nicely wet pussy from behind. Kaitlyn lifts her head from Kofi's cock and turns to Cena's cock to take him into her mouth, while placing her right hand onto Ryder's cock.

"Awwww..." CM Punk groans as he thrusts his cock firmly in and out of Kaitlyn's pussy.

"Ahhh yeah..." Zack moans as Kaitlyn starts to stroke his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans as she lifts her beautiful eyes and looks up at Cena as she bobs her head back and forth, while stroking both Bateman and Ryder.

"Ahhh fuck..." Cena moans as Kaitlyn sucks and slurps on his cock while she strokes Ryder's cock as CM Punk fucks her from behind.

Kaitlyn bobs her head smoothly along John Cena's cock, perfectly wetting him with her saliva before she lowers her head incredibly deep.

"Ohhhh shit..." Punk groans as he pounds Kaitlyn's pussy for a few more moments before pulling out. After Punk moves aside, Kofi goes behind Kaitlyn and rams his black dick into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Kaitlyn moans as she lifts her head off of Cena's cock and turns her head to take Derrick Bateman's cock into her stunning mouth.

"Ohhh ahhh..." Kofi groans as he holds onto Kaitlyn's hips as he thrusts his cock into her pussy repeatedly. Bateman licks his lips as Kaitlyn starts to bob her head on his meaty tool.

Kaitlyn places her left hand onto Bateman's waist as she bobs her head, with her right hand moving on Ryder's cock. Kaitlyn's head perfectly bobs back and forth on Bateman's cock as she moves on her knees with Kofi's large black cock pumping into her.

"Awwww mmmm yeah... ahhh..." Bateman groans as Kaitlyn bobs her head along the length of his cock.

"Mmmmm ahh..." Zack moans as Kaitlyn continues to jerk him off as Kofi fucks her.

Kaitlyn turns her head teasingly on Bateman's cock and grinds her pouty lips before lowering her head further down.

"Ohhhh fuck... mmmm..." Kofi groans as he deeply thrusts his cock into Kaitlyn's pussy as she rocks back against him.

Kaitlyn lifts her head off of Bateman's cock with a seductive pop of her lips before she turns and smiles up at Zack Ryder "You ready, broski?"

"You know.... ahhhhh...' Zack moans as before he can finish Kaitlyn takes his cock into her mouth and begins to suck it. Kofi pulls out of Kaitlyn's pussy and moves so that John Cena can get behind her. Cena spreads Kaitlyn's juicy ass cheeks and pushes meaty tool into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Kaitlyn groans around Zack Ryder's cock and places her hands onto his toned, tanned waist as she begins to steadily bob her head with Cena's large cock slamming into her from behind.

"Ahhh fuck...' John Cena groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Kaitlyn's asshole. Zack places a hand on Kaitlyn's two-toned haired head as she bobs her head smoothly on his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh..." Kaitlyn moans as she lustfully bobs her head, working over Ryder's cock with ease inside of her mouth, while she rocks on her knees and pushes back on Cena's cock.

"Ohhhh yeah... ahhhh..." Zack moans as Kaitlyn bobs her head smoothly on his dick while Cena pumps his cock deeply into her ass from behind.

Kaitlyn's nicely rounded and toned ass smacks against Cena's muscular waist as she rocks forward on her knees, which allows her to take Ryder's cock deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhh fuck... awww damn..." Cena grunts as he drives his cock balls deep into Kaitlyn's ass. Cena soon pulls out and is replaced by Bateman who quickly thrusts his cock into Kaitlyn's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Kaitlyn moans as she rocks swiftly on her knees as Bateman pumps into her, with her head swiftly bobbing back and forth on Ryder's cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Bateman groans as he rapidly thrusts his cock in and out of Kaitlyn's pussy. Zack Ryder licks his lips as Kaitlyn swiftly bobs her head on his dick while she reaches out to grab CM Punk's cock to begin jerking off the WWE Champion.

"Mmmmmmm...." Kaitlyn moans as she works her hand back and forth on CM Punk's solid cock, while she bobs her head on Ryder's cock with Bateman pounding into her from behind.

"Ohhh yeah..." Zack moans as Kaitlyn continues to suck his cock before she lifts her head off in order to turn her attention to Punk.

Kaitlyn raises an eyebrow and playfully smirks up at CM Punk. "Ready to be pipe bombed?" Kaitlyn asks with a laugh before she guides his cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Punk moans as Kaitlyn wraps her lips around his cock as she starts to suck it. Bateman pulls out of Kaitlyn's snatch and moves so that Zack can go behind her. Zack licks his lips as he thrusts his cock deeply into Kaitlyn's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm..." Kaitlyn groans and closes her eyes as she bobs her head along CM Punk's cock, while rocking smoothly on her knees against the thrusting Long Island cock of Ryder.

"AHhhh ohhh yeah bro..." Zack moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Kaitlyn's pussy. CM Punk smirks as Kaitlyn sucks his cock at a steady pace as she pushes back against Zack.

Kaitlyn presses her lips tightly around Punk's hard cock and turns her head as her lips grind before she lowers her head further down on his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Punk groans as Kaitlyn takes his cock deeper into her mouth while Zack Ryder is fucking her from behind.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Kaitlyn moans as she opens and lifts her eyes to look up at CM Punk as she perfectly bobs her head back and forth on his cock, while she grinds back against Ryder.

"Ahhhh..." Punk moans as Kaitlyn turns her head from side to side as she sucks his dick. "Awww ohh yeah..." Zack moans as he thrusts his cock into Kaitlyn's for a few more moments before pulling out. CM Punk pulls his dick out of Kaitlyn's mouth as John Cena lays on the ground so that Kaitlyn can move on top of him.

Kaitlyn smirks and tosses her two-toned hair back as she moves to straddle Cena's muscular body, lowering down on his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Cena groans as Kaitlyn takes his cock inch by inch into her cunt. As Kaitlyn begins to ride Cena's pole, Kofi goes behind her and guides his cock into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...shit..." Kaitlyn groans and grits her teeth as she feels Kofi's cock beginning to thrust into her from behind, causing her to rock more swiftly on Cena's cock.

As Cena and Kofi begin to thrust their cocks in and out Kaitlyn's pussy and ass, Bateman moves in front of Kaitlyn and pushes his cock into her wide open mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Kaitlyn happily moans as she wraps her luscious lips around Bateman's cock and begins to bob her head eagerly, while moving her nicely toned body between Cena and Kingston.

"Ohhhh yeah..." Bateman moans as Kaitlyn bobs her head on his cock while she rocks back and forth between Kofi and Cena.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh..." Kaitlyn moans as she bobs her head back and forth, with her lips brushing and teasing Bateman's cock.

Kofi raises himself up to where he's crouching behind Kaitlyn as he fucks her ass and CM Punk kneels behind him so that he can also work his cock into Kaitlyn's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Kaitlyn moans and her gorgeous body tenses as she feels Punk's cock working into her stunning ass along side Kofi Kingston.

Not wanting to be left out, Zack Ryder steps next to Derrick Bateman and he guides his cock towards Kaitlyn's mouth when Bateman pulls out so that the two-toned haired Diva can orally work over both of their cocks while Cena, Punk and Kofi deeply fuck her pussy and ass.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...." Kaitlyn moans as she slides her tongue against Ryder and Bateman's cocks, as she rocks on Cena's cock in order to push back against Kofi and Punk.

CM Punk and Kofi Kingston show off the teamwork that once won them the Tag Team Championship as they alternate thrusts as they double team Kaitlyn's ass. John Cena firmly thrusts his cock upward into Kaitlyn's pussy while Zack and Bateman stroke their cocks as Kaitlyn attacks them with her tongue.

Kaitlyn turns her head and slaps her tongue against Ryder's cock before she drags her tongue across the head of his cock, while she steadily rocks forward on Cena's cock with Kofi and Punk working over her ass.

"Mmmm fuck..." Cena groans as he thrusts his cock upward into Kaitlyn's pussy as she rides his cock to push back against Kofi and Punk.

Kaitlyn turns her head back to Bateman's cock and slides her tongue across the head of his cock, while she keeps her hands on Cena's muscular chest, rocking back at a swift pace.

Punk and Kofi pull out of Kaitlyn's asshole while Zack and Bateman move to lift her up off of Cena's shaft. Turning her so that she's facing Bateman, Zack Ryder stuffs her ass with his cock while Bateman invades her pussy with his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...fuck..." Kaitlyn groans as she wraps her gorgeous legs around Bateman's waist and begins to bounce on his cock, with Ryder pumping his cock into her ass.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Bateman grunts as he thrusts his cock in and out of Kaitlyn's pussy.

"Mmmmm awwww..." Zack groans as he thrusts his cock deeply into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh fuck handsome..." Kaitlyn moans as she rocks forward on Bateman's cock, feeling Ryder working his cock deeper and firmer.

Bateman and Zack steadily double team Kaitlyn as she rocks between them while Cena, Kofi and Punk all stroke their cocks as they watch.

Kaitlyn tilts her head back and leans against Zack Ryder, as she grinds and rocks on Bateman's cock. "Mmmmmm fuck...fuck yes."

Gradually, the cocks of both Bateman and Zack begin to throb as they continue to fuck the two toned haired Diva while standing.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhhh" Kaitlyn moans as she swiftly drops down on both cocks.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck bro..." Zack moans as he starts to cum inside of Kaitlyn's ass.

"Awwwww..." Bateman groans when he beings to cum within Kaitlyn's snatch.

Kaitlyn nods her head and licks her lips as she feels the warm cum of Derrick Bateman and Zack Ryder unloading into her ass and pussy. "Mmmmmmm fuck..." Kaitlyn moans as she grinds between them.

Zack and Bateman continue to pump their large erupting cocks into Kaitlyn's ass and snatch before pulling out and lowering her the ground. Punk, Cena and Kofi approach Kaitlyn as they stroke their throbbing cocks.

Kaitlyn licks her lips and raises her hands to slide her two-toned sweat dampened hair back. "You guys are so fuckin' handsome!"

"And you're going to be some fucking kind of mess..." CM Punk replies before one by one, he, Kofi and Cena begin to cum and the trio of Superstars spray their thick jizz down onto Kaitlyn's face.

Even though most of their spunk lands on Kaitlyn's mouth, quite a bit of Cena, Punk and Kofi's cum lands in her wide open mouth.

Kaitlyn opens her beautiful eyes and looks up at CM Punk, John Cena and Kofi Kingston as their warm cum drips down on her face and swallows the cum that landed in her mouth.

"Well Punk was right... you are a fucking mess..." John Cena says as Eve Torres, still dressed in her red punch soaked maid's outfit comes out of the arena with a trashbag and a broom where she sees the five Superstars and Kaitlyn.

"I am not cleaning THAT up..." Eve says with a huff as points at Kaitlyn before she turns to go back in the arena where she bumps to into Hacksaw Jim Duggan who is coming out. "Don't you dare..." Eve starts to say.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan places his hands onto hips and looks at Eve Torres. "Hey! Step a side, tough guy!" Hacksaw Jim Duggan shouts.

"Guy?! Do I look like a man to you?!" Eve loudly asks.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan pauses for a moment and looks at Eve dumbfounded. "Well...actually what you look like is a...." Hacksaw Jim Duggan raises his left thumb into the air. "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


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