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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The OMEGA Chronicles Part 8: What Are Friends For
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

As the pool party at Matt Hardy's home in Cameron, North Carolina continues,
Adam 'Joey Matthews' Birch has arrived and is chatting with Jeff Hardy inside
of Matt's kitchen. "So man, when are you shaving your head to be Mr.
Straightedge's bitch?" Jeff Hardy asks as he teases his long time friend.

"As soon as the final contract is signed..." Adam says with a laugh.

"Well it's good thing you got cleaned up... with how fucked up you were a few
years back, I didn't think the McMahons would touch you with a ten foot
cattle prod..." Jeff laughs.

"Tell me about it... I have to kiss Stephanie's ass big time... not that I
would mind kissing her ass...." Adam smirks a bit.

"Speaking of asses... you'll be back on SmackDown... and you know Mickie's on
SmackDown..." Jeff says casually.

Adam laughs, "I know what you're gonna say, I'll be lucky she doesn't slap me
the first chance she gets...."

Jeff laughs, "Okay since you just said what I was gonna say... I was
wondering if you remember that night you got me booked for Ring of Honor..."

"Oh you mean the night you got booed out of the building by some of the
biggest marks in New Jersey?" Adam asks.

"Yeah that night... namely about what happened afterward..." Jeff says with a

"Oh yeah... I remember that..." Adam licks his lips.

* * *

Inside of a hotel room at the Econo Lodge located near the Newark, New Jersey
International Airport on July 19, 2003, former WWE Superstar Jeff Hardy is
laying on one of the two bed looking up at the ceiling as he smokes a joint.
Earlier in the night, Jeff made his debut for Ring Of Honor at their event
called 'Death Before Dishonor' where he competed in a three-way match against
his friends Adam 'Joey Matthews' Birch and Kirby 'Crazy K' Grant. "Fucking
losers..." Jeff grumbles as he remembers the extremely negative response he
got from the Ring of Honor fans. Jeff, wearing just a pair of baggy black
pants, sits up and finishes smoking the joint as the hotel room door opens
and Adam, wearing jeans and a gray t-shirt, walks in with his girlfriend
Mickie 'Alexis Laree' James.

"Hey Jeff... I just talked with the bookers... and if you're interested they
can add you to the next show in a few weeks in Dayton..." Joey says as he
closes the door once Mickie enters.

"Fuck I ain't doing that... I just did this cause you asked me too," Jeff
says before he looks at Mickie, "Hey Mickie... looking fine..." Jeff says
with a grin.

Mickie places her hands onto her nicely curved hips and smiles at her
boyfriend's close friend, Jeff Hardy. "Hey Jeff! Mind if we come and crash
the party?" Mickie James asks as she presses her perky lips together, dressed
in a pair of jeans that are perfectly tight against her juicy backside and
also dressed in a long-sleeved black hooded sweat shirt.

"Nope I don't mind at all..." Jeff grins.

Joey shakes his head, "Jeff I got you booked to be here..."

Jeff looks at his long time friend, "And I appreciate that but the fans here
are too smart for their own good...' Jeff says before he looks at Mickie, "So
what type of party are you looking for?" Jeff asks with a grin.

Mickie shrugs her shoulders and glances at Jeff Hardy "I don't know...Adam
and I were just bored and he suggested dropping by to see you..." Mickie
replies before she notices the used joint on the nightstand of the hotel
room. "Haven't stopped yet?" Mickie asks with a raised eyebrow

"Nope... not intending too either..." Jeff replies with a grin.

"Jeff sounds like you're serious about this hiatus stuff..." Joey says.

"Yeah I am..." Jeff replies without looking at Joey, "You really should
loosen up Mickie..." Jeff says.

"Hey Mickie is loose already..." Joey Matthews laughs a bit.

Mickie James glances at Joey with a smirk and laughs "Ass..." Mickie replies
before she playfully smacks the back of her hand against his stomach. "Did
Adam tell you he's going to stop?" Mickie asks, glancing back at Jeff Hardy.

"Yeah he did... and my reply to him was 'that'll never happen'..." Jeff

Mickie presses her perky lips together and looks back at Joey Matthews with a
smile. "At least he's attempting to try..." Mickie says with an
affectionately proud smile at her boyfriend

"Yeah Jeff... I'm trying...." Joey Matthews smiles.

Jeff smirks, "Yeah trying hard to find a way to keep getting into your
girlfriend's pants..." Jeff then licks his lips.

Mickie laughs a bit and shakes her head as she glances back at Jeff Hardy, as
she remains standing next to her boyfriend, Joey Matthews. "You're just
jealous Jeff..."

"I don't get jealous... but I am kinda wondering if Adam told you the rules
about dating a member of our crew..." Jeff replies.

Mickie folds her arms against her nicely large chest and nods her head "Oh he
has Jeff..." Mickie says with a smirk before she adds. "And for your
information...I have 'met' your brother quite a few times..." Mickie says,
while stressing the word 'met'.

Jeff Hardy smirks, "Oh really? Then how about you come over here and 'meet'
me?" Jeff asks.

"Christ Jeff... why don't you just take your dick out... I can see from here
you're hard..." Joey laughs.

Jeff smirks, "Why don't you take my dick out... you haven't sucked it in a
while..." Jeff says jokingly.

Mickie glances back at Joey Matthews and laughs a bit "Hey...I don't care...I
saw you suck Matt..." Mickie says as she steps out of the way slightly and
mentioning with her hands for Joey to proceed.

"Oh thanks honey..." Joey smirks before he walks over to where Jeff is. Joey
leans down, grabs the waist line of Jeff's baggy pants and starts to pull
them down from his waist while he gets down on his knees.

Mickie licks her lips as she watches her boyfriend, Joey Matthews, lowering
the pair of boxers that Jeff Hardy is wearing to expose his fully hardened
cock. "Fuck you guys are crazy....but super awesome!" Mickie replies with a
laugh as she lifts her long-sleeved black hood sweatshirt, to expose her
perky, tanned tits that are hidden by her black bra.

Jeff licks his lips, "Glad to know we have your approval..." Jeff says with a
grin while Joey takes a moment to remove his t-shirt, exposing his toned and
tanned upper body.

Joey wraps his right hand around Jeff's dick and strokes it, "Wonder who
you're hard for... me or Mickie..." Joey says before he leans his head
forward to begin twirling his tongue around Jeff's shaft.

"Ahhhh both..." Jeff grins and moans. Mickie licks her lips as she watches
Joey swirling her tongue around the head of Jeff's cock while she steps up to
the two close friends, standing by Jeff. Mickie mischievously smirks at the
former WWE Superstar and flicks her tongue against his lips as she proceeds
to lift his shirt, exposing his toned and hair covered upper body and chest.

"Mmmm..." Jeff moans as he flicks his tongue against Mickie's as she takes
off his shirt. Joey opens his mouth and takes Jeff's shaft past his lips.

"Mmmmmm..." Joey moans as he presses his lips on Jeff's dick before he starts
to bob his head. Mickie places her hands against Jeff's toned chest and
gently moves her hands against hair covered chest as she closes her eyes and
works her tongue into his mouth, eagerly slapping her tongue against his

"Mmmm... mmm..." Jeff moans into Mickie's mouth as they slap their tongues
against each other. Jeff places a hand on Joey's head as he steadily bobs his
head up and down on Jeff's large rock hard cock while he quickens his pace.

"Mmmmmmm..." Mickie softly moans into Jeff's mouth as her tongue slides
against his tongue as she deeply kisses him, while her boyfriend sucks on his

"Mmmm ahhh mmm!" Joey moans as he takes Jeff's dick further into his mouth as
he feels Jeff's fingers sliding through his hair. Jeff twirls his tongue
around Mickie's tongue as they continue to lustfully make out. Mickie gently
taps her tongue against Jeff's tongue as her perky lips rub and massage
against his lips.

"Mmmm fuck..." Jeff moans as he and Mickie soon break their kiss while Joey
Matthews continues to lift and lower his head steadily on his cock. "Damn
Adam...does Mickie give head as good as you?" Jeff asks as he looks at Mickie
when he asks his question.

Mickie James laughs and nods her head "Oh I give it the best!"

Joey holds Jeff's cock inside of his mouth for a few more moments before he
lifts his head up, "Mmm Mickie could suck a dick for hours..." Joey says as
he stands up and starts to undo his jeans.

Mickie nods her head and laughs "Oh yeah! You bet I can! Hours and hours of
sucking dick!" Mickie says as she hungrily licks her lips.

Jeff smirks, "All right Mickie... lose the jeans and get to sucking my
dick..." Jeff laughs.

"Hey Jeff you know the rules... if my girl is gonna suck your dick..." Joey
starts to say before Jeff glances at him.

"Adam... you normally would have your jeans off and your fat prick in my
mouth by now..."Jeff says with a midsections grin.

Joey Matthews laughs as he starts to lower his jeans, "You're the biggest
fucking slut there is Jeff... you know that right?"

"Hey I'm tame compared to Shannon..." Jeff replies. Mickie James watches Jeff
Hardy move to sit down on the edge of the one of the hotel room beds, before
she kneels down in front of him, placing her left hand around his fully hard
cock that is lightly dripping with her boyfriend's saliva. Mickie licks her
lips as she lowers her head and opens her mouth, taking his cock into her

"Ohhhh shit..." Jeff moans as Mickie James swallows nearly his entire cock
before she wraps her lips around his shaft. Joey smirks as he steps out of
his jeans and his strokes his stiff, thick cock as he steps up onto the bed.
Jeff turns his head to look at Joey and opens his mouth, allowing his friend
to shove his dick deep into his mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Mickie James moans as she presses her perky, moist lips tightly
around Jeff's cock as she smoothly bobs her head, deeply holding him in her
mouth. Mickie places her hands onto Jeff's knees as she begins to bob her
head at a quickening pace.

"Yeah... suck that dick..." Joey moans as Jeff bobs his head slightly on his
cock before he grabs his head and begins to thrust his cock in and out of
Jeff's mouth.

"Mmmmm GAAHH!" Jeff groans lustfully as Joey fucks his mouth while Mickie is
quickly bobbing her head up and down on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Mickie happily bobs as she lifts and lowers
her head at a steady pace, slapping her tongue against Jeff's shaft, as she
continues to impressively hold him deep within her mouth.

"MMMM! MMM GAH GAH GAH!" Jeff moans and gags as Mickie sucks and slurps on
his cock while Joey Matthews continues to pump his fat cock in and out of his

"Yeah gag baby..." Joey moans as he grabs the back of Jeff's head to pull his
head forward as he thrusts his dick down his throat, giving Mickie an
impressive site when she glances upward. Mickie seductively smirks around
Jeff's cock as she sees Joey gagging Jeff as he pumps his cock deeply into
his friend's mouth. Mickie playfully turns her head to grind her perky lips
against Jeff's shaft as she continues to steadily bob her head deeply on his

"GAAAH AHHH! MMM!" Jeff continues to moan and gag on Joey's cock as he places
his left hand on Mickie's head as she sucks his dick. Jeff also wraps his
right arm around Joey's left leg as Joey deeply pumps his cock in and out of
his mouth. Mickie lifts her head slightly from Jeff's cock, leaving her perky
and luscious lips wrapped around the head of Jeff's cock as she rapidly bobs
her head, solely working off the head of his cock.

"Mmm yeah you like the way I fuck your mouth?" Joey asks as he pulls his cock
out of Jeff's mouth, causing Jeff's saliva to pour out of his mouth.

"Ohhh yeah..." Jeff groans as he gasps for air, "But Mickie sucks dick way
better... than you..." Jeff grins. Mickie playfully drags her tongue around
the head of Jeff's cock as she keeps the top trapped with her soothing and
wet mouth.

Jeff looks down at Mickie as she holds the head of his cock inside of her
mouth, "Mmmmm I bet you wanna get fucked..." Jeff moans as Mickie looks up at

Mickie nods her head as she keeps her lips around the head of Jeff's cock,
before she lifts her head up and tossing her brunette hair back. "Mmmmmm you
bet I do! Yep I do!"

Jeff scoots back on the bed as Mickie pushes her jeans off of her legs before
she starts to climb on the bed to join him and Joey. "Hey baby.... you're
gonna eat my ass like you promised?" Joey asks with a smirk.

Mickie James smiles and looks at Joey Matthews "Of course! Have I ever broken
a promise?" Mickie asks with a laugh as she places her hands onto Jeff's
toned, hair covered chest and smoothly lowers herself down onto his cock.

"Nope..." Joey smirks as he shakes his head. "Mmmmm... wet and tight..." Jeff
groans as he comments on Mickie's pussy as she takes his dick into her while
he lays back on the bed. Joey steps over Jeff's head with his toned ass a few
inches in front of Mickie's face. Mickie leans forward slightly and places
her hands up onto his toned and tanned ass cheeks, spreading them apart,
while she gently rocks back and forth on Jeff's cock. Mickie spits some
saliva into Joey's smooth and clean ass crack before she takes her tongue and
chases after the dripping saliva.

"Mmm yeah...get your tongue in there..." Joey moans as he feels Mickie
working her tongue between his ass cheeks. Jeff places his hands on Mickie's
hips as he begins to thrust his cock upward into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Mickie moans as she bounces up and down
on Jeff's cock with him thrusting up into her pussy, while she brushes her
tongue teasingly against Joey asshole.

"Mmmm ahhh..." Jeff moans as he swiftly thrusts his cock into Mickie's pussy
as she bounces on his shaft while she laps her tongue against Joey's asshole.
Joey wraps his right hand around his cock and starts to stroke it as he feels
the tip of Mickie's tongue push briefly inside of his asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmm...." Mickie moans as she flicks her tongue around inside
of Joey's ass before she starts to teasingly thrust her tongue in and out of
his asshole, while she rocks back and forth on Jeff's cock, feeling him
thrusting up and causing her to bounce.

"Ohhh yeah... tongue fuck that ass..." Joey moans as he strokes his cock as
Mickie darts her tongue in and out of his ass. Jeff moves his hands up to
Mickie's perky tits as she rocks quickly on his upward thrusting shaft.''

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Mickie moans as she works her tongue around inside of
Joey's tight asshole as she gently moves her hands against his toned and
tanned ass cheeks while she rocks back on Jeff's cock.

"Mmmmm ohhh yeah... ahhh..." Jeff moans as he keeps thrusting his cock up
into Mickie's pussy.

Joey licks his lips and steps forward on the bed, pulling his as away from
Mickie's tongue and hands. Joey turns and drops to sit on the bed with his
back against the headboard, "Hey baby... how about riding me... cause I know
Jeff would want to slam his dick into your ass..." Joey grins.

Mickie James smiles excitedly and nods her head as she looks at Joey Matthews
"Oh babe! That sounds so hot!" Mickie says before she eagerly hops off of
Jeff's cock and cutely moves toward Matthews as he sits on the bed awaiting.
Mickie places her hands onto her boyfriend's shoulders and smoothly straddles
his lap, lowering her wet and tight pussy down on his fat and hard cock.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmmm..." Joey moans after Mickie practically jumped from
Jeff's cock to his. Joey places his hands on Mickie's hips as she quickly
starts to rock on his cock. Jeff sits up on the bed and smirks as he watches
Mickie deeply kiss her boyfriend as she rides Joey's fat dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Mickie moans as she slides her tongue against Joey's tongue
inside of his warm mouth as she rocks back and forth on his cock, grinding
her pussy down on his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Joey moans into Mickie's mouth as she pushes her tongue as far as
she can into his mouth.

Jeff gets on his knees and scoots behind Mickie, "Adam's bragged about this
ass..." Jeff grins as he grabs Mickie's ass cheeks to spread them apart just
before he pushes his cock into her now exposed asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Mickie moans deeply into Joey's mouth as she rocks forward
on his cock, feeling Jeff's long and thick cock entering her tight asshole
from behind.

"Ohhh shit..." Jeff groans as he holds Mickie's ass cheeks apart as he starts
to slide his cock in and out of her asshole. Joey slides his tongue against
the bottom side of Mickie's' tongue as he pumps his cock up into her pussy.

Mickie slowly breaks the kiss with her boyfriend and closes her eyes as she
rocks back on Joey's cock, in order to push back against Jeff's cock.
"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah...."

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm fuck..." Joey moans as he moves his hand to Mickie's tits
to grope them as he and Jeff thrust their rock hard cocks in and out of
Mickie's pussy and ass. Jeff digs his fingers into Mickie's juicy ass cheeks
as he briskly thrusts his dick into her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah!" Mickie James moans loudly as her curvy and
gorgeously tanned body rocks between Jeff and Joey, bouncing lightly between
both cocks as they steadily thrust into her.

"Ohhh ahhh yeah... take my cock deep in your tight little ass..." Jeff groans
as hammers Mickie's ass, and with him holding her ass cheeks apart, Mickie
can feel Jeff's ballsack slamming right against her ass crack.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Mickie moans as she leans forward against Joey,
pressing her juicy and perky tits against Joey's tanned and toned chest as
she rocks forward on his cock, bouncing quickly as Jeff slams his cock into
her ass.

"Ohhh yeah... mmm fuck yeah fuck her good Jeff!" Joey moans as Mickie grinds
herself against him in an effort to push back harder against Jeff Hardy's
pistoning cock going into her ass.

"Mmmmmmm...Ohhhhh...ohhhhh shit!" Mickie moans as sweat starts to lightly
coat her body as she bounces and rocks between Joey Matthews and Jeff Hardy.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Jeff moans as he pounds Mickie's ass before he pulls out.
Before Mickie can look back at him, Jeff gives her ass a hard smack causing
her to almost jump completely off of Joey's fat shaft.

Mickie laughs and playfully glares at Jeff. "Hey! That wasn't nice!"

"Hey I can't help it that you have a smackable ass..." Jeff grins before Joey
lifts Mickie off of his cock.

"Hey baby... let's show Jeff your favorite position..." Joey grins.

Mickie smiles excitedly as she nods her head. "Oh Adam! That sounds so hot!"
Mickie says before she proceeds to turn on her knees to face away from Joey
Matthews, leaning forward onto her hands, arching her gorgeously juicy ass
toward her boyfriend. Joey Matthews licks his lips as he gets on his knees
behind Mickie. He places his hands on Mickie's hips while he pushes his cock
between her ass cheeks and into her asshole with a firm thrust.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh yeah babe..." Mickie moans and closes her eyes as she
feels his fat cock entering her tight asshole. Mickie rubs her perky lips
together as she starts to rock smoothly on her knees as Joey begins to pump
his cock into her juicy ass from behind.

"Mmm ahhh ahhhh..." Joey groans as he watches Mickie's ass cheeks jiggle each
time they smack against his waist as he fucks her ass.

Jeff smirks, "Watching you fuck her ass is hot... but I got a better idea..."
Jeff says as he moves on the bed to get behind Joey.

"I hear ya..." Joey says as he leans forward and places his hands on Mickie's
shoulders as he keeps fucking her ass while he raises his own ass up to make
it easier for Jeff. Like he did with Mickie, Jeff spreads Joey's ass cheeks
apart and shoves his large cock into Joey's ass. "Ahhhhh shit!" Joey groans
as he feels Jeff's cock invade his asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhhh mmmmm..." Mickie moans as the pressure of Jeff now fucking Joey's
ass, causing her to lean forward more as Joey hammers his cock into her ass.

"Ohh yeah... mmm fuck..." Joey Matthews moans as he rocks between Jeff and
Mickie as he fucks Mickie's asshole while Jeff drills his ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh fuck! OHHHHHHHH!" Mickie moans as her nicely juicy and
tanned ass smacks against Joey's waist as she pushes back against his cock,
which causing him to push back against Jeff's cock as well.

"Mmmm ahhhh awww..." Jeff grunts as he deeply slams his cock repeatedly into
Joey's ass. Joey's toned stomach is pressing down against Mickie's back as he
pumps his cock into her juicy ass while he pushes back against Jeff's
penetrating dick.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Mickie moans and closes her eyes as her tanned body is
slick with sweat as she continues to move back and forth on her hands and
knees against Joey's cock in her ass.

"Ohhhh shit... ahhhh awww..." Joey moans as his cock starts to throb inside
of Mickie's ass while he tightens his ass on Jeff's thrusting shaft. Knowing
Joey's tendencies, Jeff pulls out of Joey's ass. Joey grabs Mickie and turns
onto his back with his sweat covered girlfriend now mounted on his pulsating
dick. Mickie tosses her brunette hair back and licks her lips as she places
her hands behind her onto his chest and begins to rock back and forth on
Joey's cock, while mounted on top of him.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmm..." Joey Matthews moans as Mickie rocks back and forth on
his cock that's deep within her ass. Jeff licks his lips as Mickie spreads
her legs when he starts to move in front of her. Jeff grabs Mickie's legs and
lift them up so that her feet are pointed towards the ceiling as he pushes
his stiff shaft back into her soaking wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh fuck...." Mickie James groans as she rocks between Jeff
and Joey, feeling their cocks deeply working in her pussy and ass.

"Mmmm ahhh..." Jeff groans as he rocks on his knees while he thrusts his cock
in and out of Mickie's pussy. Jeff rests Mickie's' elevated legs against his
own body so that she looks almost like the letter V as she rocks her ass on
Joey's cock. Mickie closes her eyes and leans her head back as she rocks on
Joey's cock as he pumps up into her asshole, while her body pushes against

"Ohhhh ahhhh.... awww fuck..." Joey Matthews moans as he starts to cum inside
of Mickie's asshole. Jeff licks his lips as he pumps his cock in and out of
Mickie's wet pussy as his shaft starts to throb.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh baby...." Mickie groans as she grinds her juicy ass down on
Joey's cock as Jeff continues to pound her wet and tight pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh damn..." Joey Matthews moans as Mickie rocks on his erupting

"Ahhh... mmmm ahh..." Jeff licks his lips as he quickens his lowers Mickie's
legs back down to the bed. Mickie smirks and cutely looks at Jeff Hardy as
she rocks forward against his cock, feeling him steadily pump into her.
Mickie smirks and cutely looks at Jeff Hardy as she rocks forward against his
cock, feeling him steadily pump into her.

"Ahhh.... awww... mmmm..." Jeff grits his teeth as he starts to shoot his cum
inside of Mickie's wet and tight pussy. Mickie rubs her pouty lips together
as she grinds her pussy against his shaft, feeling his warm cum flooding her.

"Mmmm..." Jeff moans and he pulls his cock out of Mickie's pussy just before
he's finished shooting his load, and some of his warm spunk lands on Mickie's
flat and toned stomach.

Mickie licks her lips as she easily lifts herself off of Joey Matthews and
tosses her brunette hair back. "Mmmmm fuck that was hot!"

"Oh yeah totally..." Joey grins as he lays on the bed.

Jeff smirks slightly, "You know... we're gonna have to get the whole crew
together to really fuck you good Mickie..." Jeff says.

Mickie eyes widen excitedly. "Really!?" Mickie asks before she turns back to
Joey. "Is he joking around Adam?"

"Nope.. he's not..." Joey laughs.

"Oh that would be so much fun!"


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