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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The Road Diary Of Trish Stratus Part 34: Better To Imagine...
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

April 14 2003

Dear Diary,

One of the most common questions I get asked from fans, mostly male and
surprising some female!!!, is whether or not if I will ever follow the
footsteps of Sable and Chyna, and now Torrie Wilson in posing for Playboy.
Even some of my co-workers in the WWE have asked if I would ever do it! To be
honest, it is nothing that I have ever thought seriously about or was ever a
goal of mine to do. However, the more times I get asked about posing, the
more I end up thinking about it. I have come to the conclusion that Playboy
just isn't my type of thing. Call me old fashioned or a prude, but I like to
live by the philosophy that some things are just better to image. Besides,
it's so much better to have a fantasy, right?

* * *

Backstage at Charlottesville, Virginia's University Hall during a WWE Live
Event taking place on April 13, 2003, Test, wearing jeans and a shirt, is
flipping through the April 2003 edition of Playboy that features WWE Diva
Torrie Wilson. "Damn..." Test says as he turns the magazine sideways to look
at one of Torrie's photos from a different angle as WWE Women's Champion
Trish Stratus approaches him after finishing her match with Victoria and
Molly Holly.

Trish, dressed in a pair of her tight fitting black leather-styled wrestling
pants and a her tight fitting black top, raises her left hand and wipes some
sweat off of her forehead as she walks closer to Test in order to head to the
locker rooms. Trish pauses for a moment. "Hey Andrew..." Trish says as she
places her hands onto to her hips and raises an eyebrow "What are you looking
at?" Trish asks as she in able to see the cover of the magazine with how Test
is holding it an angle.

Test looks up, "Oh just checking out Torrie's Playboy issue..." Test grins.

Trish presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow before nodding her head
slightly. "Oh...ummm that's good I guess..." Trish says before she rolls her
eyes slightly. "Umm...question..." Trish begins to say.

'Yeah?" Test asks as he closes the magazine

"Well...aren't Torrie and Stacy friends?" Trish says before she lightly
shrugs her shoulders. "I mean...wouldn't Stacy be mad with you looking at her know all naked?"

Test laughs, "Well it's different... Torrie's in a magazine... it's not like
I'm looking at her in the locker room..."

Trish laughs a bit. "But you're still thinking about her...and ummm her being
all naked, though..." Trish says before she shakes her head lightly.
"Nevermind...I have never understood men...and probably never will..."

"Trish... it's like... well... it's like this... women are gorgeous.... and
we as men like to look..." Test says, "It's... genetic... unless someone is
gay or something...."

Trish looks at Test for a moment before she shakes her head and laughs.
"Wow...Andrew, that makes so much more sense now!" Trish says with obvious

"You know it's true... you were a fitness model for muscle mags and even
though you were wearing clothes guys bought those mags to check you out....
same with the Diva magazines and photoshoot DVDs the WWE has sold the last
couple of years..." Test says.

Trish nods her head and crosses her arms against her chest. "Right...well
like I've always said're a true genius..." Trish says before she
starts to step around Test to continue on her way down the hallway.

"Thanks..." Test smiles, "Hey you know what would be a great idea..."

Trish pauses once again and turns her head to look back at Test, keeping her
back to him. "I'm afraid to ask what would be..."

"You should pose for Playboy..." Test says with a grin

Trish laughs a bit and turns around to face Test once again. "Yeah...ok...I
doubt that."

"Why? You got a killer body..." Test says

Trish presses her lips together and raises two of her fingers. "Ok...two
things...first, posing nude isn't really my type of thing...I have no
interest in doing it. And,'ve already seen me naked, so it's not
like you'd get a big surprise or anything..." Trish says before she laughs
and then adds. "It's not like I grew a new limb within the last few years..."

"Yeah well... you're still hot as hell..." Test says, "I'd pay to see you
naked again and just about every guy and probably a lot of women would too."

Trish Stratus shakes her head. "Now you're making me sound like a hooker..."
Trish says with a laugh.

"That's not what I mean..." Test laughs

Trish starts to turn away again. "Andrew...if you want to see a naked woman,
you've got a girlfriend..."

"So?" Test asks, "We're just talking about you posing in Playboy not us going
off and fucking somewhere..." Test says jokingly.

Trish laughs and stops walking away once again as she glances back at Test
for a moment. "And I'm sure that's exactly what you're imagining right now"

Test smirks, "Well now that you mentioned it... that is a great idea..."

Trish shakes her head and laughs a bit. "You're still a horndog, Andrew..."

"It's one of my many good qualities..." Test laughs

"And....what about Stacy?" Trish asks.

"Well... she ain't here..." Test replies

Trish crosses her arms slightly. " wouldn't be right..." Trish
begins to reply.

"Would be a lot of fun....and Stacy doesn't need to know, I know I wouldn't
tell her..." Test says

Trish presses her lips together and lowers her head slightly, as her eyes
narrows for a brief moment. Trish lifts her blond haired head to look back up
at Test. "Did you ever hear the real reason why Adam and I broke up?"

"You two were going out?" Test asks with surprise.

Trish raises an eyebrow and looks at Test. "Yeah...I thought everyone
knew...even though we tried to keep it a secret..."

"Well I didn't know..." Test says, "So why did you break up?"

Trish shrugs her shoulders lightly and looks directly at Test. "It's a long
story...but it can be summed up best with payback is a bitch..."

* * *

A short time later in an office within University Hall, Test is leaning
against a desk as Trish Stratus is on her knees stroking his large thick cock
rapidly with both hands to make sure he's fully hard.

Trish looks up at Test with a smile as she moves her removes her left hand
from his cock and places her hand onto his waist. "Do you like how that
feels, Andrew?" Trish asks before she lowers her blond haired head and gently
flicks her wet tongue against the head of his cock.

"Ohhhh fuck yeah..." Test nods his head as Trish teasingly flicks her tongue
against the tip of his cock while she strokes his tool with her right hand.

Trish closes her eyes and gently slides her wet, soft tongue around the thick
head of Test's cock, while moving her right hand back and forth against his
large cock.

"Ohhhhh yeah..." Test moans as Trish slides her tongue repeatedly over the
swollen head of his shaft while she continues to stroke it as well.

Trish parts her luscious and perfectly soft lips as she lets the head of
Test's cock enter her mouth as she starts to lightly bob her head to suck on
his cock.

"Ahhhhh fuck..." Test moans as Trish bobs her head on his cock while she
slides her right hand to the base of his tool to hold it steady

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmm...." Trish moans softly around Test's cock as she bobs her
head back and forth, letting her tongue slide against the bottom side of his
thick cock while she steadily moves her head.

"Ohhhh damn.... mmmmm..." Test groans as Trish drags her tongue against the
bottom side of his dick as she sucks it.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh..." Trish moans as she sits higher up on her knees as
she continues to bob her head back and forth on Test's cock, taking him
deeper into her stunning mouth.

"Yeah Trish.... give some Stratusfaction..." Test moans as he watches Trish
work on taking his cock further into her warm, moist mouth.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Trish moans as she continues to swiftly move her head
back and forth, incredibly sucking on Test's large cock.

"Ohhhhhh shit..." Test groans as Trish sucks and slurps on his large thick

Trish presses her soft and moist lips tightly around Test's cock and turns
her head to grind her lips before she lowers her head further down on his

Test grits his teeth as Trish Stratus manages to swallow every inch of his
big hard shaft.

Trish slowly starts to lift her blond haired head, causing his saliva coated
cock to fall from her stunning and talented mouth.

"Oh damn that's fucking great..." Test says with a smirk.

Trish rubs her pouty lips together and looks up at Test for a moment before
she stands up from sitting on her knees on the floor and takes a step toward
the desk that Test was leaning against.

Test moves away from the desk so that Trish can place her hands on it. As
Trish leans forward slightly, Test goes behind her and guides his massive
cock into her tight wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm...ohhhh fuck Andrew" Trish groans as she rocks forward on her
feet, feeling his large cock entering her tight pussy from behind as he
places his strong hands onto her hips.

"Ahhhhh yeah..." Test grunts as he holds Trish steady as he starts to thrust
his cock in and out of Trish's tight wet cunt.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...Andrew...ohhhhh" Trish moans as she rocks back and
forth on her feet, feeling Test firmly pumping into her wet pussy from
behind, with her juicy, tanned and rounded ass starting to smack against his
muscular, tanned waist.

"Ahhhh... mmmm...." Test groans as he firmly drives his cock deeply into
Trish's pussy as she leans over the desk.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmm damn're so fucking big!" Trish groans and
closes her eyes as she moves back and forth on her feet, bending entirely
over the desk.

"Ahhhhh fuck.... mmmm damn your twat could always take a good pounding..."
Test grunts as he hammers Trish's pussy with hard deep thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm fuck...ohhhhhh!" Trish moans and grits her teeth slightly
as she starts to push back against Test's deeply thrusting cock.

"Ahhhhh mmmm..." Test moans as Trish push back against him while he continues
to pump his cock balls deep into her snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhhh" Trish moans as she continues to rock back and
forth swiftly on her feet as her gorgeous ass firmly smacks back against
Test's waist.

"Mmmmmmm fuck...' Test groans as he fucks Trish's cunt from behind. The large
powerful Superstar then pulls his cock out of Trish's pussy and sits on the
edge of the desk. After Trish stands up straight, Test helps her up onto his

Trish lightly tosses her gorgeous blond hair back as she gently lowers
herself down onto his large cock. "Mmmmmmm fuck..." Trish groans and licks
her lips as she feels his large cock enter directly up into her pussy. Trish
places her hands onto his muscular, tanned chest and begins to easily rock
back and forth on his shaft.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Test groans as Trish rocks back and forth on his cock while
he lays back on the desk.

Trish tilts her head back and closes her eyes as she smoothly bounces and
rocks on his cock, starting to grind her body on his cock at a quicker pace.

"Awwww..." Test moans as Trish rides his cock. Test places his hands on
Trish's waist and starts to thrust his massive cock firmly upward into
Trish's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh yeah Andrew..." Trish moans and continues to bounce on
his cock, moving with more force as he firmly pumps up into her.

"Ahhhh fuck... ride that dick Trish..." Test grunts as he causes Trish to
bounce faster on his dick as he thrusts up into her.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm Andrew...ohhhhh fuck!" Trish moans loudly as she sharply
drops down on his cock following his deep and firm thrusts.

Test licks his lips as Trish almost slams her body down on his pistoning
cock, resulting in her juicy ass to smack loudly against his muscular thighs

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm" Trish moans and sharply rocks forward on Test's cock with
her perky, tanned and nicely juicy tits bouncing and swaying with her

"Ahhhh shit..." Test groans as he watches Trish's tits bounce and sway as she
continues to ride his cock. Test moves his hands behind Trish to grab her ass
as he increases the pace of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmmm fuck!" Trish moans and bites down on her bottom lip as
she rocks back on his cock as he drives his cock upward into her wet snatch.

Test grits his teeth as he starts to sit up on the desk before wrapping his
arms around Trish's body. Test then stands up and starts to rapidly thrust
his cock into Trish's pussy while bouncing her on his tool at the same time.

"Ohhhhhh damn it...mmmmm Andrew!" Trish moans as she wraps her gorgeously
smooth, tanned legs tightly around Test's muscular waist as she bounces up
and down on his shaft, with him forcing his cock rapidly deep into her.

"Awwwww mmmmmm fuck..." Test grunts as he pumps his cock deeply into Trish's
pussy as he bounces her on his dick while standing.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm fuck! Fuck me Andrew!" Trish moans and tilts her head back
as she rapidly bounces on his cock, with sweat dripping from her body.

Test grinds his teeth together as he plows his massive cock into Trish's
snatch even as his dick starts to throb heavily.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm..." Trish moans and presses her lips together as she
sharply grinds down on his cock.

"Ohhhh damn.... mmmmmm fuck!" Test groans as he starts to cum inside of
Trish's hot wet twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Trish groans as she feels his warm cum flooding
into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh fuck..." Test groans as he holds Trish steady as he fills her pussy
with his spunk. When he's spent, Test lifts Trish off of his dick and sits
her on the desk.

Trish licks her lips and narrows her eyes to seductively look at Test.
"Mmmm...damn Andrew..."

"Fuck you're incredible..." Test grins.

Trish raises an eyebrow and smirks. "You're just saying that..."

"No I'm not... and you know.. .fuck Playboy... you should go into Adult Films
instead..." Test grins.

Trish shakes her head and laughs. "Now that's a definite no..." Trish says.

"Come on you'd be great..." Test says with a smile

Trish shakes her head and presses her lips together. "The only way that will
happen is in your dreams, Andrew..."

Test grins, "Well you know I can imagine a lot..."


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