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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

The Road Diary Of Trish Stratus Part 35: Thanks For The Espr-A$S-o
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

In Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada, former WWE Diva and impressively achieved
seven-time WWE Women's Champion, Trish Stratus, is sitting at a secluded
table in the back of Tim Horton's coffee franchise, looking at the screen of
her laptop computer. Trish glances away from the screen of her laptop
computer for a moment to smell the heavenly aroma of freshly brewed coffee.
Trish turns to the vacant seat beside her to reach into the carrying case for
her laptop computer. Trish rummages around inside of her carrying case, as
her hand touches a book-like object. Trish raises an eyebrow curiously before
she pulls the objection out.

"What the hell is this doing in here..." Trish comments as she looks at the
black bounded notebook, known as her Road Diary.

Trish shakes her brunette head slightly and sets the notebook down on the
table in front of her. Trish glances at the time on the screen of her laptop
computer and sighs, seeing the time and knowing that she has a while before
she has to run her next errand. Trish presses her lips together before she
glances down at the black bounded notebook and places her right hand down on
the cover, proceeding to open it.

"Here we go again..." Trish says as she starts to flip through the pages of
her Road Diary.

* * *

May 7, 2001

Hello Staten Island! Where there is a Starbucks on virtually every corner.
I'm not much of a coffee drinker, but every once in a while, I do get one of
those cravings and I need to splurge. Unfortunately, since I'm not in Canada
at the moment to enjoy some Tim Horton's, I have to settle with the
equivalent of that here in the United States, Starbucks. So, that's what I
decided to do before getting my daily workout, I went to Starbucks.

I did learn something today, though, during my visit to Starbucks. I have yet
to meet a guy who does a genuinely nice deed without expecting something in
return. You see, like the knucklehead that I am, here I am standing in line
with my venti White Chocolate Mocha latte order and ready to pay. Although,
one problem. Actually, one BIG problem, I left my wallet with all my cash and
credit cards at the hotel, had the purse at least, just not what I really

So, here I am in line at Starbucks completely embarrassed and feeling like an
idiot. But then came my knight is shining armor...well as it turned out, that
wasn't the case. Behind me in line was one of my co-workers in the WWF Monty
Sopp, best known as Billy Gunn. He graciously paid for my drink on the
condition that I would pay him back immediately.

And as it turned out, I ended up paying for coffee with ass...

* * *

Outside of Trish Stratus hotel room, Trish is unlocking the door as Billy
Gunn stands behind her. Billy is wearing jeans and an untucked button shirt.
"Yup got to always pay right away..." Billy says as he checks out Trish's

Trish, dressed in a pair of nicely tight fitting jeans and a white tank top,
turns her blond haired head to look back at Billy Gunn. "I'm really sorry
about all this...I feel so embarrassed..." Trish says as she starts to turn
the door knob.

"At least you're paying up now... I know some people who try and put it
off..." Billy says as Trish enters her hotel room and he follows her.

Trish laughs a bit and shakes her head. "I can assure you...that's not me at
all..." Trish says before she stands in the center of her hotel room and
places her hands onto her toned, curved hips turning her head to scanning the
hotel room for her wallet.

Billy smirks, " determine how you'll pay me back..." Billy says as
he closes the hotel room door.

Trish presses her lips together and her eyes widen with recognition as she
sees her wallet sitting on the nightstand. "Oh there it is!" Trish says as
she walks over to the nightstand and picks up her stylish wallet. Trish opens
it and glances back at Billy Gunn. "It was $4.75, right?"

"You can't pay me back with cash Trish..." Billy Gunn smirks, "You got to pay
with ass..."

Trish raises an eyebrow and shakes her head slightly as if she didn't hear
him correctly. "What?"

"What do you mean what? You have to use your ass to pay me back..." Billy

Trish laughs a bit and shakes her head. "Ummmm...good joke..." Trish says
before she makes a face.

"I'm not joking.... you've been in the WWF long enough to know all the
rules.... if you owe say Layfield cash you get him a six pack.... you owe
Waltman you get him a little grass.... me... you pay with your ass..." Billy

Trish shakes her head slightly. "I don't think..." Trish begins to reply.

"That's right don't think... pay right up... get it done..." Billy says as he
starts to unbutton his shirt, revealing his muscular upper body to Trish.

Trish raises her hands up slightly. "Monty....seriously...this is crazy..."

"Hey you either pay up or Jacqueline can have some words with ya about not
following the locker room rules..." Billy says

Trish bites down on her bottom lip and nervously looks down. "So...what
exactly do you want me to do?" Trish asks as she takes a deep breath.

"Suck my dick and I fuck your ass... pretty basic..." Billy answers as he
notices Trish's eyes glance at his bulging crotch as he starts to unbuckle
his belt.

Trish presses her soft and pouty lips together and then raises an eyebrow as
she look directly up at Billy Gunn. "And...then we're even?"

"Yup... until the next time you owe me some cash..." Billy smirks.

Trish nods her blonde haired head and then takes a breath. "Alright....we
have a deal then...

"Good...." Billy smirks as he undoes his jeans and lowers them from his waist
freeing his cock that has a decent length but is very noticeably thick.

Trish takes a step closer to Billy Gunn as he stands completely exposed in
front of her. Trish licks her lips lightly before she kneels down in front of

Billy Gunn steps out of his jeans as Trish brings her right hand up towards
his hardening cock.

Trish presses her lips together and spits on the head of Billy Gunn's cock,
placing her hand on the head of his shaft before she working her hand down
his cock, spreading her saliva.

"Oh yeah..." Billy groans as Trish gets a good look at his big fat cock as
she spreads her saliva over it with her hand.

Trish glances up at Billy Gunn and licks her lips before she lowers her blond
haired head and drags her wet tongue along the head of his cock.

"Awwww..." Billy moans as Trish narrows her eyes slightly as she works her
tongue over and around the head of his dick.

Trish tenderly flicks her wet tongue against his piss-slit before parting her
luscious lips and lowering her head to take him into her mouth.

"Mmmm fuck...." Billy Gunn moans as Trish presses her pouty lips on his big
meaty cock before she starts to bob her head on his tool.

Trish places her hands gently onto his muscular thighs as she bobs her blond
haired head back and forth, moaning as she takes his cock further into her

"Ohhhh yeah... ahhhh fuck..." Billy moans as Trish bobs her head at a steady
face as she takes more of his dick past her lips.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm..." Trish moans as her pouty lips brush back and forth
against his large and thick shaft, with her saliva dripping down on his cock.

"Ahhhh... mmmm fuck you're a natural cock sucker... oh my god you're good..."
Billy moans as Trish Stratus sucks his dick at a brisker pace.

Trish slides her hands up from his muscular thighs to his muscular waist as
she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace.

"Ohhhh don't fucking stop.... ohhh fuck..." Billy moans as Trish slides her
hands over his waist as she sucks and slurps on his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! MMMMMMM!" Trish moans happily as she continues to bob her
head at a quickening pace, slapping her tongue around the sides of his shaft,
taking him deep into her mouth.

"Yeah suck that dick good... awww fuck..." Billy groans as Trish swallow his
entire cock suddenly.

Trish slowly starts to lift her head off of Billy Gunn's cock with her saliva
dripping down on his shaft.

Billy licks his lips, "Time to get those jeans off..." Billy says with a

Trish glances up at Billy Gunn and softly smiles. "You don't have to be so
rude..." Trish says before she stands up from the floor of the hotel room.

"Who's being rude?" Billy asks as Trish starts to lift up her tank top to
clearly make him wait longer to get at her gorgeous ass.

Trish tosses her white tank top onto the nearby bed and reaches over her
shoulders to unclip her white laced bra.

"Oh yeah..." Billy Gunn licks his lips as Trish slowly peels away her bra to
reveal her large juicy round and perky tits

Trish presses her pouty lips together and lowers her hands to unbutton her
jeans and proceeds to then lower the zipper.

Billy Gunn smirks and rubs his hands together as Trish completely lowers the
zipper of her jeans.

Trish guides her jeans down her gorgeously smooth, tanned legs before she
steps out of them and stands in front of Billy Gunn wearing only her white

"Oh yeah..." Billy licks his lips eagerly as Trish turns around to show her
panties covered ass to him.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip and playfully glances back at him. "Why
don't you remove them?" Trish suggests.

"With pleasure..." Billy Gunn says as he steps towards Trish as she moves to
the bed and leans forward to place her hands on the surface. Billy first
places his hands on Trish's panties covered ass, giving her ass cheeks a
squeeze before he slides her panties downward.

Trish turns her head and glances back at Billy Gunn as he lowers her panties
down to expose her gorgeously tanned, rounded and toned ass.

"Mmmm I've fucked just about every ass of every Diva in the WWF over the past
few years... but none look as fucking incredible as this..." Billy Gunn says
he grabs Trish's gorgeous ass cheeks with both hands and gives them a few
squeezes as he pushes then together and spreads them apart repeatedly.

Trish raises an eyebrow and laughs cutely. "'re pleased?"

"Fuck yeah...." Billy responds as he spreads Trish's ass cheeks apart, leans
his head forward and shove his tongue right into Trish's tight asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Trish moans, slightly in surprise, as her gorgeous body tenses
as he tongue works against her asshole.

"Mmmmm! MMMMM!" Billy moans as he twirls his tongue around inside of Trish's
asshole. Billy's tongue is so far inside of Trish's ass she can feel his face
pressing right against the flesh of her ass.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh fuck..." Trish softly groans as she closes her eyes, feeling
his tongue thrusting in and out of her ass.

"Mmmmmm... mmmm!" Billy moans as he tongue fucks Trish's gorgeous ass while
he squeezes her ass cheeks firmly with his hands.

Trish lightly rocks back on her feet to push her ass back against his tongue.
"Mmmmmmm...ohhh that feels so good..."

Billy soon lifts his head up away from Trish's ass and licks his lips, "Mmm
yeah..." Billy says as he stands behind Trish and shoves his fat cock so fast
into Trish's asshole that it nearly causes Trish to jump onto the bed.

"Ohhhhhhhh shit!" Trish yells slightly and her knees buckle against the bed,
as she places her hands firmly onto the mattress. "Ever heard of going in

"Mmmmm an ass like that needs to be fucked properly..." Billy smirks as he
starts to pump his cock in and out of Trish's asshole that is stretching to
accommodate his extremely thick shaft.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm shit...ohhhhhh..." Trish moans and grits her teeth as she
increasingly rocks forward as Billy Gunn pumps into her.

"Mmmm yeah.... ahhhh fuck what a great fucking ass..." Billy groans as he
thrusts his cock deeper into Trish's ass.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh shit..." Trish moans pleasantly as she rocks back and
forth on her feet, with her gorgeous ass starting to smack against his
muscular, tanned waist.

"Ohhh yeah fucking take cock deep in that hot little butt..." Billy grunts as
he moves his hands from Trish's ass cheeks and grabs her waist, pulling Trish
back against himself as he hammers her ass with his cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh fuck!" Trish moans and tilts her blond haired head back as Billy
Gunn continues to drive his cock as deep as possible into her gorgeous ass.

Billy smirks as he buries his cock balls deep into Trish's asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhhh fuck!" Trish loudly yells as her toned, tanned and juicy ass
continues to firmly smack back against his waist as he drives his shaft

"Yeah.... ohhh yeah..." Billy groans as he pulls his cock out of Trish's
asshole, waits a few moments and then rams his cock back into her.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh fuck!" Trish yells in surprise as Billy Gunn firmly and deeply
rams his cock entirely into her ass.

"Mmmm shit.... fuck you know how many fucking guys want pound your fucking
hot ass... it's so fucking incredible...." Billy groans as he repeatedly
pumps his cock in and out of Trish Stratus's asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh..." Trish moans as her hands slightly move forward on the
bed to get a better grip, while she continues to push back against his

"Yeah.... awwww.... yeah..." Billy groans as he smacks Trish's ass with his
right hand as his balls smack loudly and constantly against her ass cheeks
with each of his deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...mmmmmm shit" Trish moans and throws her blond hair
back as her gorgeously tanned, toned ass continues to smack back against his
waist, with more force now as he rams deeper into her.

"Mmmm shit.... fuck... get on the bed... on your back...." Billy Gunn moans
as he pulls his fat cock out of Trish's ass.

Trish raises an eyebrow and turns her head back. "Don't be so rude..." Trish
says before she climbs onto the bed and lays down.

"I bet you like it..." Billy smirks as he kneels on the bed and lifts Trish
legs up to place him on his shoulders, which causes her ass to rise up form
the bed. Billy smirks as Trish watches him expertly guide his cock back into
Trish's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...fuck" Trish moans as she feels his cock ramming back into her
tight asshole before he starts to firmly thrust into her.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmm fuck..." Billy groans as he pumps his cock in and out of
Trish's asshole. Each time he drives his dick into her ass, he causes Trish's
large tits to bounce.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmm fuck! Ohhhhhhh yeah!" Trish moans and grinds her
gorgeous body back against his body as he pumps his cock firmly downward.

"Awwww fuck..." Billy Gunn groans as he drives his cock deeply into Trish's
asshole causing Trish to arch her back as a result.

"Ohhhhhhh...." Trish moans and grinds her asshole against his shaft as she
pushes back against him.

"Mmmm fuck... awwww..." Billy groans as he drives his cock balls deep into
Trish Stratus's asshole as she grinds her asshole in his thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmm!" Trish moans and sweat drips from her beautiful face as
Billy rams his cock as deep as possible.

"Ahhhh shit.... ahhhh..." Billy grunts and moans as sweat drips down his
muscular body as he continues to hammer Trish's ass even as his cock starts
to throb.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck..." Trish moans as her body rocks against him as he
deeply hammers into her.

"Ahhhh awwww fuck.... fuck... awww fuck!" Billy Gunn groans loudly as his
cock starts to erupt with cum inside of Trish's ass.

Trish presses her lips together and closes her eyes as she feels his warm cum
flooding into her gorgeous asshole as sweat heavily drips from her body.

"Mmm fuck.... normally I'd go from a girl's ass to shoot my load in her
mouth... but fuck... your ass is just too damn good..." Billy groans as he
holds his cock inside of Trish's extremely well fucked asshole.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip and opens her beautiful eyes to look up at
Billy Gunn before she smiles. " everything settled then?"

"Yeah... until the next time you borrow a couple of bucks..." Billy smirks


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