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more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't ever happen (if it does, you
can just say that we are that damn good). But regardless this is, this is FICTION!

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Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out-right Lesbian stories

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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

There's Something About Maria
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Inside the ring during an episode of Monday Night RAW, Santino Marella is sitting on a
director's chair as his opera-styled entrance music plays. Marella picks up a microphone
and says in his heavy Italian accent, "Welcome to Marella at the Movies..." Marella is
interrupted as the audience boos heavily, which brings a looks of disgust to Marella's
face, "As you said... shut up stupid!" Marella says as the audience continues to boo.
"Now... this week I will be reviewing the #1 comedy in America, The Game Plan,
starring that... washed-up loser... The Rock." The crowd gets extremely hostile as
Marella insults the WWE Superstar-Turned-Actor.

"Please we all know the only thing rock like about him is his rock hard head... c'mon he
has to wear a helmet in this movie..." Marella says as he gets off of his directors chair,
"Now... roll the clip of this tragedy of film...."

On the Titantron, The Rock is seen as his character Joe Kingman after he takes a bite out
of a cookie, after a moment he then looks at Madison Pettis, who is playing his daughter,
Peyton Kelly. "What did you put in those cookies?"

Peyton pauses, "Um, milk, flour, eggs, cinnamon..."

Joe's eyes go wide, "Cinnamon?! I'm allergic to cinnamon!"

Peyton looks down a little, "I'm sorry..."

Joe gets mad as his tongue becomes numb, making it harder for him to talk, "You're
sowry? I'm talking like t'his and all you have to say is your sowry?!"

Peyton looks up at him and shrugs her shoulders, "I'm allergic to nuts."

The RAW audience laughs after watching the clip from the fun family comedy, but
Santino Marella is shaking his head, "That was pathetic... horrible acting... This was the
worst movie ever... right down at the bottom with 'The Condemned' starring that trash
red-neck Stone Cold Steve Austin!" The audience starts booing Marella as he continues,
"I could've done a much better job at acting and at parenting...for example... I would
have slapped...."

Hellooooooo Ladies

The crowd goes wild as Val Venis' music interrupts Santino Marella's tirade, which
makes the Italian Loud-mouth livid, "What is this?! What are you doing out here?! This
is not the Val Venis show... this is Marella at the Movies!"

Val laughs as he holds a microphone, "Oh I know what this is... and that's why I'm out
here... I have a special film for you to review...."

Marella makes a face, "I will not watch that type of movie! This is Marella at the
Movies... a show with class not for movies showing.... Boobies!"

Val laughs slyly, "Oh I'm sure you'll be interested in this movie...because it starts

The audience goes "Ooooooo" as Marella paces back and forth in the ring, "You are liar!
My Maria has not started in any movie! And if she did it would be with me... the greatest
actor of them all... Santino Marella..."

Val laughs, "Santino....grab some popcorn..." Val says, "Boys in the truck... dim them
lights... and roll the film..."

The lights in the arena go down to movie theater levels as the Titantron becomes all
white. Slowly, in big bold purple letters, the words "There's Something About Maria"
appears, with the words "A Val Venis Production" right underneath them

* * *

In a large living room of an apartment in Chicago, Maria is sweating heavily as she
follows the instructions of a workout video that is playing on her TV. "Ohhhh....
mmmmm.... Ahhhh...." Maria moans as she lifts one leg and the other as she claps her
hands over her head. Maria is wearing pink shorts and a black sports bra as she works

Meanwhile out in the hall, Val Venis, dressed in tan colored slacks and a gray shirt, is
apparently walking to his apartment as he hears the moans coming out of Maria's
apartment, "Mmmmm ahhhh ooooo ahhhhh!" Val shakes his head and laughs a bit as he
listens to the moans. Val walks to Maria's apartment door and knocks on it.

Inside of the apartment, the cute and ditzy, Maria, turns off her television and glances
over her shoulder at her apartment door. Maria presses her perky lips together and
scrunches her nose up a bit. The beautiful and cute Maria walks over to the door and
opens it, answering with sweat lightly dripping down her beautiful face while dressed in
pink shorts and a black sports bra "Hi...can I help you?"

Val gets a slightly disappointed look on his face when he sees that Maria is dressed, but
then he smiles "Well I was thinking that I could help you..." Val says.

Maria raises an eyebrow, looking slightly confused as she gently shrugs her shoulders
and places her hands on her adorably rounded hips "Help? Like with what..." Maria asks
as she adorably looks at Val Venis.

Val laughs a bit, "Well I heard you when I was passing by your door... and it sounded
like you were frustrated...." Val says.

Maria bites down on her bottom lip and cutely shakes her head "Oh no...I was just
working out...but umm you could come in and work out with me..."

Val licks his lips a bit, "Oh I would love to help you work out...." Val says before Maria
steps back to let him in. Val enters Maria's spacious apartment and turns to look at Maria
as she closes the door.

Maria presses her soft lips together as she casually looks at the clothed, muscular body of
Val Venis "Mmm...well I'm sure I could have some help..." Maria says as she walks past
Val Venis towards the living room of the apartment, making sure to smoothly brush her
hot body against Val's body.

Val licks his lips again after feeling Maria's body brush against his own "Trust me... I
know how to help a woman work out..." Val says as he follows Maria to the living room.
Val untucks his shirt from his pants, getting it ready for him to take it off when the time is
right. Maria cutely glances over her shoulder to look back at Val Venis, who stands
behind her. The cute and ditzy Maria starts to bend over in front of Val Venis to stretch
out her adorable, petite body.

Val looks down at Maria pink shorts covered ass and grins, "Wait Maria... you know, for
a good work out, you have to be comfortable..." Val says as he places a hand on Maria's
ass and starts to rub it through the material of her shorts. Maria presses her soft lips
together as she lightly pushes her nicely rounded, pink shorts covered ass back against
Val Venis' waist as he rubs her adorable ass with his hands. Maria cutely grinds her ass
against the crotch of his slacks while she remains bent over in front of him.

Val smirks a bit as he can feel his cock hardening within his slacks as Maria grinds her
ass against his crotch. Val takes his hands off of Maria's shorts covered ass and lifts up
his shirt, revealing his muscular and perfectly tanned upper body. Val tosses his shirt to
the side before placing his hands back on Maria's ass. As Maria continues to grind her ass
against his crotch, Val slides his hands slowly around her waist so that he can unbutton
Maria's pink shorts.

"Mmmm..." Maria softly moans as she presses her soft, adorable lips together and gently
grinds her ass at a slightly quicker pace as she feels his cock hardening underneath his
slacks. "Mmm...ohhhh..." Maria softly moans while she rubs her ass against his crotch.

Val stakes a small step backward, breaking the contact of his crotch and Maria's ass so
that he's able to slide down Maria's pink shorts from his waist, revealing her tanned,
round hot ass. "Hmmmm someone uses a bun-buster...." Val says as he brings Maria's
shorts all the way down to her feet. Maria laughs cutely as she tosses her smooth hair
back while she stands straight up and steps out of her pink shorts before turning around
and completely showing off her smoothly shaven, hot pussy.

Val smirks as he looks down at Maria's smoothly shaved, hot pussy and then glances to
his left as if looking at those who are watching. Val then looks back at Maria and starts to
unbuckle his belt, "Hmmmm Maria you really must work out a lot..." Val says as he pulls
his belt through the loops of his slacks. Val drops the belt on the floor and begins to
unbutton his slacks so he can push them and the white boxers-briefs he's wearing from
his muscular waist.

Maria raises an eyebrow as she glances down at the bulging crotch of Val Venis, from his
white boxer-briefs. "Mmm...I love working out..." Maria says as she cutely licks her lips
before reaching her left hand forward and gently rubbing the hard crotch of Val's boxer-
briefs with her gentle, soothing hand.

Val licks his lips and grins as Maria rubs his hard crotch through the material of his white
boxer-briefs. "There's really something about it that's fun... right Maria?" Val asks before
he pushes his boxer-briefs down to reveal his rock hard, long, thick thirteen inch cock.
Val takes a moment to step out of his slacks and boxer-briefs, while also kicking off his

Maria nods her head and presses her soft lips together "Mmm...oh yeah, it's so much
fun..." Maria says with a soft moan and an adorable laugh. Maria tosses her smooth hair
back before she lowers herself down onto her knees in front of Val Venis and gently
places her soft hands around his thick cock before she begins to stroke his rock hard,
impressively long cock.

Val puts his hands on his waist as he looks down at Maria as she slowly strokes his rock
hard cock, "Mmmmm..." Val moans as he licks his lips and smirks down at the cutely
ditzy Maria.

Maria presses her soft lips together and looks up adorably at Val Venis while she gently
moves her soft hands against Val's cock "'re so big!" Maria says with a cute
laugh before she opens her mouth and gently takes the head of Val's cock into her hot,
sweet mouth.

Val laughs a bit, "Mmmmm that's no little Italian sausage you got there... that's 100%
American Beef..." Val says as Maria takes the head of his cock into her hot, sweet mouth
and begins to suck on just the tip while moving her hands along the length of his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Maria softly moans as she presses her soft lips around the head of Val's
cock and starts to gently suck his cock before she lowers her head, taking Val's cock
deeper into her mouth. Maria closes her eyes as she starts to smoothly suck on Val's cock
with her soft lips brushing against his shaft.

"Mmmmm... ahh..." Val moans quietly as he moves his left hand and places it on the side
of Maria's head as she slowly, but smoothly bobs her head on his long, hard cock. Val
closes his eyes and tilts his head back as he also feels Maria's soft wet tongue moving
against the bottom of his dick. Maria gently flicks her soft, wet tongue repeatedly against
the bottom side of Val's hard cock before she lowers her head even further down on Val's
cock, taking him deeper into her sweet mouth. The adorable and ditzy, Maria, starts to
bob her head at a quicker pace as she begins to rock lightly on her knees, while sucking
Val's cock.

"Mmmmmmm... ohhh... Maria... you must really work out a lot..." Val moans as Maria
bobs her head quickly on his cock. Val runs the fingers of his left hand through Maria's
hair as she takes over half of his dick into her sweet, wet mouth.

"Mmm...hmmm..." Maria cutely moans around Val's cock as she replies to him. Maria
lightly twists her head on Val's cock, grinding her soft lips against his shaft before she
lowers her head completely on his thirteen inch cock and deeply holds Val's cock inside
of her hot mouth.

"Ahhhh uhhh yea..." Val moans and groans as Maria keeps his cock deep inside of her
mouth. The very experienced Val Venis smirks as he feels Maria's nose pressing against
his crotch and his balls pressing against her chin.

Maria slowly lifts her head up from Val's cock as her wet saliva drips down from his cock
"Mmmm...." Maria moans and licks her lips as she sits on her knees and adorably looks at
the muscular Val Venis.

Val smirks down at Maria as he watches some saliva drip from her lips, "Hmmmm....
Maria let's work on your endurance.... and you might want to take your bra off for this..."
Val says as he steps over towards the brown leather couch that sits in the middle of the
living room and sits down.

Maria scrunches her adorable nose up and laughs "Ok!" Maria says cutely as she reaches
back and unclips her black sports bra before she peels the sports bra away from her nicely
rounded, perfectly firm tits. Maria blushes a bit before she stands up and walks over to
the brown leather couch, joining Val Venis. Val leans forward once Maria reaches the
couch and puts his hands on Maria's nice, round and smooth hips. As he leans back, Val
pulls Maria onto his lap and then he lowers her smoothly shaved, hot and tight pussy
down slowly onto his huge thirteen inch cock.

"Mmmm...ohhhh!" Maria cutely moans and then laughs before she places her soft hands
onto Val's muscular chest and she begins to smoothly rock back and forth on Val's cock,
grinding her hips with every moment she makes "Ohhh...mmm I love working out..."

Val glances to his right, again as if looking at people who are watching and smirks before
looking at Maria, "Mmmmmm.... I can tell..." Val says as he moves his hands to Maria's
cute round ass as she grinds herself on his cock. Val then starts to push Maria up to the
tip of his cock, and then allows Maria to lower herself back down on his shaft.

"Mmmm...ohhh yeah!" Maria happily and cutely moans as she lowers herself smoothly
and quickly on Val's entire shaft, taking his cock deep into her warm and tight pussy.
Maria bites down on her bite lip as she tilts her head back and smoothly rocks her
adorable body on Val's cock.

Val licks his teeth as Maria moves her hands from his chest and places them on his strong
shoulders, "Mmmmm... ahhh yea...." Val moans as he keeps his hands on Maria's ass
cheeks as she rides and falls and rocks back and forth on his large, hard thirteen inch
cock. Maria lightly grits her teeth together as she lean in towards Val Venis and begins to
ride his thirteen inch, rock hard cock at a quicker pace, moving her adorably hot body
swiftly on his cock.

"Ahhhh uhhh yea...." Val Venis moans as Maria slams her adorable body down on his
cock with greater force. "Mmmmm... all right... now lets see if you can take some
pumping iron..." Val grunts as he puts his hands back on Maria's waist and lifts her up
and off of his thirteen inch cock.

Maria bites down on her bottom lip and presses her shoulders up as Val Venis positions
her onto her hands and knees while on the brown leather couch "Ohhh I think I can..."
Maria says with a laugh.

Val kneels on the brown leather couch behind Maria, and places his right hand on Maria's
waist. Using his left hand, Val guides his cock towards Maria's soft, tight and hot pussy
and pushes his shaft back into her. "Mmmm..." Val moans as he feels Maria's pussy
slightly squeezing his cock as he starts thrusting his dick in and out of her at a decent

"Ohhhhhh Val!" Maria moans with a cute laugh as she presses her soft lips together and
gently pushes back against Val's impressively large and thick cock, while he begins to
thrust himself into her.

Val places his left hand on Maria's ass as he begins to push his cock quicker and harder
into Maria's pussy, "Ahhhh... mmmmm...." Val moans as he makes sure to push his shaft
deep into Maria with each thrust. After several thrusts, Val is repeatedly pumping his
cock balls deep into Maria's pussy.

The adorable, sweet Diva begins to smoothly rock back and forth on her hands and knees
while on the couch in order to push her adorable body back against Val's cock.
"Ohhhh...ohhhhh" Maria happily moans as she feels his cock ramming deeper into her
warm, tight pussy.

Val feels Maria's ass cheeks smacking lightly against his muscular waist as Maria rocks
back against him while he fucks her pussy with his large, thick cock. "Mmmmm yeah...
mmmm now... this is a workout... right Maria?" Val asks as he looks straight ahead to
'look' at the audience that's watching. Val's large balls swing and hit against Maria's
smooth tanned skin with his thrusts.

Maria smiles cutely and nods her head "Ohhh yeah! It's really a work out!" Maria moans
and laughs as she smoothly guides back against Val's cock as she moves with Val's firm
and quick thrusts to her warm, tight pussy "Ohhhhhh yeah Val!"

"Uhhhh ahhh... mmmm..." Val grunts as he keeps thrusting his cock in and out of Maria's
tight, warm pussy. Val then slows down and pulls his cock out of Maria's pussy so that he
can surprise Maria by turning her over onto her back. Maria bites down on her bottom lip
and see locks her adorable eyes with Val Venis as the muscular adult performer mounts
herself on her adorable, tanned body. Maria licks her lips as she spreads her smooth,
gorgeous legs apart to allow Val to slide his cock easily into her pussy.

Val places his hands flat down on the brown leather couch and uses his arms to keep his
upper body elevated as he resumes pumping his large cock in and out of Maria's tight,
warm pussy. Val smirks down at Maria as keeps her legs spread apart instead of
wrapping them around his waist. Maria presses her soft lips together as she keeps her
adorable eyes locked with Val Venis as he thrusts his cock in and out of her soft, warm
pussy "Ohhhh...ohhhh" Maria moans as she gently places her hands on Val's strong,
muscular arms while she smoothly moves underneath Val to grind her pussy against his

"Mmmmmm... ahhh yeah... mmmm...." Val Venis moans as he grins down at Maria as he
continues to pump his large cock in and out of her warm, tight pussy. Val starts to
increase the pace of his thrusts and his ball sack starts to loudly smack against Maria's
smooth skin again as Val repeatedly pushes every inch of his cock into Maria's pussy.

Maria tilts her head back and arches her adorably tanned body as she tightens her warm,
wet pussy around Val's cock "Ohhhhh...ohhh Val!" Maria moans as she begins to sweat.

Val feels Maria's pussy squeeze his cock as she starts to cum on his pumping shaft,
"Mmmmm ahhhh yea..." Val moans as he keeping thrusting his cock into Maria's wet
pussy as she arches her body even more as her pussy juices flow on his shaft.

Maria grabs at the cushions of the brown leather couch as she gently wraps her smooth,
tanned and gorgeous legs around Val's muscular waist as she cums roughly on Val's cock
"Ohhhhh shoot!" Maria moans as sweat drips off of her adorable body.

Val slows his thrusts down and waits until Maria's legs slip from his waist after she
tightly wrapped them around him. "Mmmmm you know Maria... after a work out like
this... you could use a protein drink..." Val says as he starts to pull his cock out of Maria's
pussy and he sits normally on the brown leather couch.

Maria bites down on her bottom lip as the sweaty, adorable Diva sits up on the couch as
well "Really?" Maria asks with a cute laugh.

"Yeah... it's good for you..." Val says as he wraps his right hand around he base of his
cock and strokes it a bit before stopping, "But you got to work for it..." Val says as he
reaches over to take Maria's left hand in order to put it on his throbbing shaft. Maria licks
her soft lips as she gently moves her left hand against his throbbing shaft. Maria cutely
smiles at Val Venis before she lowers her head and gently brushes her tongue around the
head of his throbbing cock.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh..." Val moans and smirks as he places a hand on the back of Maria's
head as she strokes his cock and traces her tongue around the head of his throbbing shaft.

"Mmmm...ohhh..." Maria softly moans as she gently brushes her tongue in a circular
motion before she opens her mouth and lowers her head of Val's cock. The ditzy, cute
Maria starts to smoothly bob her head on Val's cock while moving her left hand down to
his ballsack, and gently rubs his balls.

"Ahhhh... mmmmm..." Val grits his teeth as Maria rubs his balls with her left hand while
bobbing her head on his cock. Val tilts his head back and licks his lips as he begins
cumming inside of Maria's hot, wet mouth. Maria lifts her head up as Val's cock erupts
with thick cum, which sprays up onto Maria's beautiful face. Maria presses her soft lips
together as Val's cum lightly coats her desirable lips.

Val smirks at Maria as her face becomes lightly coated with his warm, thick cum. Val
then looks forward, to again 'look' at the audience, "What can I say... there's something
about Maria..." Val laughs slightly.


The lights in arena go back to normal levels and Santino Marella is throwing a fit, "That
was not my Maria! That was some Hoochie! And Val Venis your performance was all
special effects!"

At the top of the stage Val Venis laughs as the audience gives his movie a standing
ovation, "Santino my performance did have a special effect... and that was Maria who
deserves and Slammy for her performance...." Val says before he heads to the back after
embarrassing the Italian Loud-Mouth, Santino Marella.


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