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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

This Is MizTV Episode 34: Totally Awesome! Woo Woo Woo!
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

The Miz, wearing gray jeans and a white button shirt, looks into the MizCam
with an annoyed look on his face, "What up MizFits... it is I, the GREATEST
United States Champion of all time... THE MIZ and I'm here in Frankfurt,
Germany outside of the famous Festhalle to score with another..."

"Whoa... whoa... whoa bro..." A voice says and a moment later ECW's Zack
Ryder, wearing a brown silk shirt, purple colored pants and sunglasses, steps
in front of the MizCam, "You're here to check out a babe on my turf... and
see why they can't resist the Zack-Attack... woo woo woo... you know it."

"What... EVER..." The Miz sarcastically replies, "Like I was saying, I'm here
to score with another chick and it just happens to be another one that showed
up on ECW, the new ring announcer Lauren Mayhew who is simply HOT... and this
guy..." The Miz pauses and points at Zack, "Is here to take notes so he can
learn to be a chick magnet like me..." The Miz smirks.

"Bro... who are you kidding, you heard that every girl on ECW goes for me
first... and you just want to get a piece of my action..." Zack says.

"Look how about we move this along..." The Miz says as he turns off the

* * *

The MizCam is turned back on and Miz is looking into the lens, "So MizFits,
me and Zack Ryder are here at the hotel the suits at WWE HQ booked us at and
we're outside of Lauren's hotel.... Hey!" The Miz says as he sees Zack Ryder
knocking on the door that leads into Lauren Mayhew's hotel room.

Zack looks at The Miz and smirks, "Bro... you talk too much..." Zack says as
he hears the sound of the door being unlocked as Lauren starts to open the

The door to the hotel room opens and the beautiful, sweet new ECW Ring
Announcer, Lauren Mayhew cutely pokes her blonde haired out into the hallway,
while keeping herself for the most part covered by the door. "Ummm...Can I
help you?" Lauren innocently asks.

"Hey babe..." Zack Ryder starts to say before The Miz bumps him out of the

"It is I... the ultimate chick magnet... The Miz... and this is MizTV..." The
Miz smirks as he aims the MizCam at Lauren.

Lauren Mayhew presses her soft lips together and raises an eyebrow, clearly
confused. "Ummm...what's MizTV?" Lauren asks as she opens the door a bit
wider to expose her body covered with a white cotton bathrobe.

The Miz licks his lips as he aims the MizCam at the bathrobe covered body of
Lauren Mayhew, "MizTV is the only show where hot... I mean HOT chicks find
out why I'm AWESOME!" The Miz says before Zack Ryder pushes him.

"Whoa bro, you're just here to watch me woo Lauren..." Zack smirks.

Lauren bites down on her bottom lip and lightly crosses her arms against her
chest. "Ummm could this possibly wait? I was just about to take a shower..."

The Miz shakes his head, "No it can't wait babe... cause if it did you'd have
to take two showers..." The Miz says as he aims the MizCam up at Lauren's

Zack Ryder steps forward, "Or better yet... I could join you in that
shower..." Zack says with a charming smirk.

Lauren slowly shakes her head "Ummm...I really don't know about that..."
Lauren says, shyly turning away.

"I could easily wash that back of yours..." Zack Ryder adds as he leans
against the open door.

"Oh gag me with a spoon..." The Miz says as he films Zack trying to seduce

Lauren slowly shakes her head "I don't know what you two are trying....but
I'm not really interested, sorry..." Lauren Mayhew innocently replies with a
soft smile.

"Now I know you're lying.." The Miz says as he pushes Zack out of the way,
"Cause no hot chick turns down The Miz on MizTV when it's a big chance to get
famous..." The Miz adds before pausing, "And I don't know a girl that's gonna
turn down two guys... even if one is... that loser..." The Miz says as he
points at Zack Ryder.

Lauren presses her soft, pouty lips together as she glances at The Miz, and
then at Zack Ryder. "Umm...what just exactly did you have in mind?" Lauren
asks. The Miz smirks and holds the MizCam with his right hand and he leans
forward to whisper something into Lauren's ear. Zack licks his lips as Lauren
goes eyes go wide and her face turns red after hearing what Miz said to her.
Lauren blushes a bit and then lowers her blonde haired head "Are you
serious?" Lauren asks with a laugh.

The Miz smirks, "Of course I'm serious... cause I'm The Miz... and I'm
AWESOME!" The Miz boastfully says, "So what do you say... we go inside...
and..." The Miz says as he keeps the MizCam pointed at Lauren.

Lauren scrunches her nose up cutely, "Well...I think the shower should be big
enough for all three of us..." Lauren Mayhew pauses and then suspiciously
raises an eyebrow at The Miz. "And you promise nobody will see this?"

"Oh I promise..." The Miz nods his head as he acts like he has turned off the

Lauren nods her blonde haired head and smiles as she directly looks at the
lens of the MizCam. "It's turned off now, right?" Lauren asks as she allows
Zack Ryder and The Miz into her hotel room.

"Yup it is..." The Miz nods his head, even though the only thing off on the
MizCam is the video display screen on the side of the camera.

"This is going to be sweet... you know it..." Zack Ryder says as he starts to
unbutton his silk shirt when Lauren closes the door.

Lauren rubs her soft lips together as she places her right hand onto the door
knob that leads to the bathroom "Should I got heat up the shower?" Lauren
playfully asks.

"Sure Lauren..." The Miz smirks as he sets the MizCam down on the nightstand
that's closest to the bathroom door before he starts to unbutton his shirt.
Zack already has his shirt off and Lauren glances at his hot, tanned and
muscular upper body.

"Mmmm...this might be fun after all..." Lauren says with a cute laugh before
she opens the door to the bathroom and steps inside before a short time after
Zack Ryder and The Miz can hear the water of the shower spraying.

"You go in first... I'm bringing the MizCam in and I don't want her to see
it..." The Miz says as he starts to undo his jeans while Zack is already
stepping out of his own pants and kicking off his shoes.

"Alright by me bro..." Zack Ryder says as he lifts his legs one at a time to
take off of his socks. Once naked, Zack walks into the bathroom and licks his
lips as looks at Lauren as she holds her hand under the water of the shower
to test the temperature, "Hot enough yet babe?" Zack asks.

"Yeah...I think so..." Lauren replies with a laugh before she glances down at
the nicely large and thick cock of Zack Ryder. "And I must say I'm definitely
impressed..." Lauren says with a smile before she unties her white bathroom
and proceeds to open it.

"I know I'm impressed..." Zack Ryder says with a smirk as he looks at
Lauren's gorgeous body as she lets her bathrobe drop to the floor. The Miz
casually steps into the bathroom behind Zack and with Lauren's line of sight
blocked by Zack's body, Miz places the MizCam on the sink so that it points
perfectly towards the shower.

"If you want to be impressed check this out..." The Miz says as he now steps
next to Zack with his fat cock hanging between his legs.

"How about you get a little wet..." The Miz asks as he and Zack grab their
own cocks to start stroking them as they step towards the beautiful blond
haired Diva as she stands next to the tub.

Lauren licks her lips and cutely laughs. "Well I know that I love being
wet..." Lauren replies before she steps into the hot, steamy shower as the
drops of water instantly drop on her gorgeous tanned body.

"Oh yeah... that's hot... you know it..." Zack Ryder licks his lips as he
slowly strokes his cock as Lauren tosses her hair back as she stands under
the hot water that is raining down on her body from the showerhead.

"Are you two going to join me?" Lauren asks with a soft smile on her face as
she moves her hands against her juicy and nicely rounded, tanned tits as the
warm water drips down on her tits.

"Just admiring the view..." The Miz smirks as he steps into the tub first and
Zack follows a moment later. The tub is wide enough for both of the well-hung
studs to stand in front of Lauren as she stands underneath the spraying
showerhead. Lauren closes her eyes and tilts her head back as the warm water
rinses her blond haired head.

"Oh man she's hot..." Zack Ryder says as he places his right hand on Lauren's
right tit and he leans his head down to flick his tongue against her water
coated breast.

"Ohhhh....." Lauren softly moans as she feels Zack Ryder's tongue flicking
against her juicy tits before she extends her left hand and places it around
Ryder's shaft, while using her right hand to stroke The Miz's cock.

"That's not a bad idea..." The Miz says as he brings his left hand to
Lauren's left tit and like Zack, he leans his head down to flick his tongue
against her left breast. As Lauren slowly strokes their cocks, The Miz and
Zack lap their tongue against Lauren's wet tits.

Lauren bites down on her bottom lip and leans her head back once again as she
feels the tongues of The Miz and Zack Ryder lapping against her water coated,
luscious, juicy tits. "Mmmm...ohhh that feels so good..." Lauren Mayhew moans
as she smoothly moves both of her hands against the rock hard cocks of The
Miz and Zack Ryder.

"Mmmmm... mmm..." Zack moans as he wraps his lips around Lauren's right
nipple and begins to suck on it while she keeps her hands moving on his and
Miz's hard, long and thick cocks.

"Ohhhhh...mmmm oh that feels so good..." Lauren moans softly and licks her
lips as she feels The Miz lightly biting on her left nipple while she feels
Zack's tongue circling her right nipple.

The Miz lifts his head away from Lauren's left tit and smirks, "Now those are
some great tits... all natural..," The Miz says as Zack now lifts his head up
from Lauren's right tit.

"Thanks..." Lauren says with a soft laugh before the beautiful and sweet ECW
Ring Announcer proceeds to kneel down in the shower in front of Zack Ryder
and The Miz, while keeping her hands against their shafts before leaning her
head closer and flicking her wet tongue against the head of Zack's cock.

"Ahhh yeah..." Zack Ryder moans as Lauren flicks her tongue against the head
of his cock before she turns her head to give the same attention to the Miz's
cock. Lauren closes her eyes as she taps her wet tongue against the swollen
head of The Miz's cock, sliding her wet tongue against his piss-lit while she
continues to work her soft hands against his and Ryder's cocks.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmmm...." The Miz moans as Lauren Mayhew pulls his and Zack
Ryder's cocks closer together so that when she moves her tongue to the right
she's licking Zack's dick and when she moves her tongue to the left she's
working on Miz's shaft.

"Mmmmmm...." Lauren moans as she moves her soft, wet tongue from side to side
on the cocks of The Miz and Zack Ryder before she opens her mouth and lowers
her head to lightly presses her soft lips around both cocks before she
lightly lowers her head further.

"Awwww ohhhh fuck.... ahhhh..." Zack Ryder moans as his cock presses against
The Miz's cock as she takes both fairly deep into her mouth.

"Mmmmm someone has great talent with her mouth..." The Miz moans as Lauren
begins to bob her head smoothly on his and Zack's large dicks.

"Mmmmm...mmmmm..." Lauren softly moans as she lifts her beautiful eyes to
glance up at The Miz and Ryder as she lightly moves her head on both cocks
inside of her sweet mouth. Zack and Miz each place a hand on Lauren's soaking
wet hair as she bobs her head perfectly on their large cocks while her tongue
slides between them inside of her mouth. "Ohhhhh..." Lauren moans as she
lightly turns her soaked blond haired head on both cocks, grinding her pouty
lips on their shafts as her wet saliva drips down.

"Ohhhh fuck.... mmmmm damn..." Zack Ryder moans as he closes his eyes.

"Yeah.... suck them dicks..." The Miz moans as Lauren continues to easily bob
her head on his and Zack's large shafts.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lauren gently moans before she lifts her head and smiles
up at The Miz and Zack Ryder after having both of their cocks inside of her

"Oh man this is hot... you know it..." Zack Ryder says before he begins to
lower himself down to lay in the tub as The Miz steps around Lauren so that
he's standing under the showerhead.

Lauren smiles down sweetly at Zack Ryder as she moves to straddle his waist
before lowering herself down gently on his cock. "Ohhhhh...."

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Zack Ryder moans as Lauren mounts herself on his large cock.
The Miz glances over at the MizCam and smirks slyly as he kneels behind
Lauren and he places his right hand on Lauren's perfectly shaped ass.

Lauren bites down on her bottom lip and places her hands onto Zack Ryder's
muscular, tanned chest as she smoothly rocks back and forth on his cock.
"Ohhhh...ohhhh yeah..."

"Ahhhh... mmmmm...." Zack Ryder moans as Lauren rocks on his large cock as he
begins to thrust his shaft up into her pussy. The Miz strokes his cock
slightly as he guides his cock into Lauren's ass, causing the hot blond
haired Diva to stop rocking on Zack's cock.

"Ohhhhhhh shit..." Lauren groans, feeling The Miz's cock entering her tight
asshole, before slowly rocking on Zack Ryder's cock in order to push back
against Miz.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm that's a tight ass you got Lauren..." The Miz smirks as he
rocks under the showerhead as he thrusts his cock in and out of Lauren's ass
while she rides Zack Ryder's shaft.

"Ohhhhh...this feels so good..." Lauren moans and licks her lips as she
starts to once again rock forward on Zack Ryder's cock while smoothly moving
against The Miz's cock inside of her gorgeous, tanned ass.

"Mmmmm ahhhh... awww shit..." Zack Ryder licks his lips as he pushes his cock
up into Lauren's pussy as grinds herself on his cock. The Miz puts his hands
on Lauren's waist as he increases his pace as he fucks Lauren's ass with his
fat cock.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah...ohhhh..." Lauren Mayhew moans as she rocks back and
forth between Zack Ryder and The Miz as the water from the showerhead rains
down on the three of them.

"Mmmmm ahhh.... ahhh yeah...." The Miz groans as he drills Lauren's hot ass
with quick hard thrusts as she rocks back against him while Zack's cock is
pistoning inside of her pussy. Lauren leans forward slightly and starts to
bounce on Zack Ryder's cock, while The Miz begins to steadily thrust into her
tight asshole.

"Mmmm yeah... Lauren loves it... you know it...." Zack moans as Lauren
bounces on his thrusting cock. The Miz soon pulls his cock out of Lauren's
asshole, which allows her to bounce more freely on Zack Ryder's shaft.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah..." Lauren lustfully moans as she lifts and lowers her
body on Zack Ryder's cock, smoothly dropping her body on his shaft.

"She's a hot sexy little thing..." The Miz smirks as he stands up in the tub,
blocking the water from raining down on Lauren as she happily rides the Long
Island stud. Lauren leans her head back slightly and is able to reaches The
Miz's cock with her tongue, causing her body to arch slightly while riding
Zack's cock.

"Awww now that's new..." The Miz smirks and moans as he watches Lauren lean
back with her hands flat down on the tub so that she can slide her tongue
against his cock while she grinds her pussy on Zack's cock.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm...." Lauren moans and closes her eyes as she drags her wet
tongue against the bottom side of his shaft while she rocks smoothly on
Zack's cock which is deeply thrusting up into her pussy.

"Ahhhh aww man bro... that is hot..." Zack Ryder moans as he watches how
Lauren is bent back to lap her tongue against The Miz's cock. Zack places his
hands on Lauren's waist and starts to slowly ease her off of his large shaft.
Lauren Mayhew slowly pulls her head away from The Miz's cock after Zack Ryder
lifts her off of his cock and sets her down on the floor of the bathtub.

The Miz smirks down at Lauren, "Too bad no one will see this..." The Miz says
before he lifts Lauren up from the floor of the bathtub and turns her to face
him. The Miz then lifts Lauren up and lowers her hot pussy onto his cock as
she wraps her legs around his waist.

"Ohhhhhhh.... Mmmmm! Miz!" Lauren Mayhew moans and grits her teeth slightly
as she starts to bounce up and down on his cock, feeling his shaft moving
inch by inch into her pussy.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm..." The Miz moans as he thrusts his cock into Lauren's
pussy as she bounces on his cock. Zack Ryder stands up in the bathtub and
soon he guides his long cock into Lauren's tight asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh!" Lauren moans and wraps her gorgeously tanned legs around The
Miz's waist tightly as she starts to bounce between The Miz and Zack Ryder,
feeling his shaft slamming into her ass.

"Awwww yeah.... ohhh yeah..." Zack Ryder moans as he firmly rams his cock
into Lauren Mayhew's ass as she bounces between him and The Miz as he is
rapidly thrusting his own cock into Lauren's wet pussy as they all stand
under the hot water spraying showerhead.

"Ohhhh...ohhhhh yeah" Lauren Mayhew and licks her lips as she bounces up and
down between The Miz and Zack Ryder, rocking between their muscular bodies.

"Ohhhh mmmm fuck.... ahhh fuck..." The Miz moans as he deeply pumps his cock
into Lauren's wet and tight pussy. Zack Ryder grits his teeth as he drives
his cock all the way into Lauren's ass.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah! Ohhhh fuck!" Lauren Mayhew lustfully moans as she leans back
against Zack Ryder's muscular chest, feeling his cock deeply ramming into her
ass, while grinding down on his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhh aww.... awww fuck.... mmmm..." Zack Ryder moans as he starts to
cum inside of Lauren's asshole while he and The Miz sandwich her between

"Ohhhhhhhh!" Lauren moans as she leans forward and presses her hands firmly
against The Miz's chest as Zack's cum floods her ass.

"Ahh yeah... mmm this was hot... woo... woo... woo... you know it...' Zack
groans as he fills Lauren's ass with his cum before he pulls out. The Miz
continues to bounce Lauren on his throbbing cock as she holds herself against
him. Lauren licks her lips as she leans forward and softly kisses The Miz's
lips as she grinds her tight pussy down on his shaft.

"Mmmm!" The Miz moans in surprise as Lauren kisses him as he begins to cum
inside of her hot tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm..." Lauren Mayhew softly moans as she presses her soft tongue against
his tongue, smoothly rocking on his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." The Miz slides his tongue against Lauren's tongue as she bounces
on his cum spraying cock until he's spent. Lauren slowly breaks the kiss and
smiles at The Miz as she slowly rocks back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmm... you know... it's really too bad you didn't want people to see
this..." The Miz says.

"Yeah... he's right you're hot..." Zack Ryder says as he steps out of the

Lauren stands up in the bathtub after The Miz lets her down from his cock.
Lauren blushes "Well that would be so embarrassing though..."

"Every other Diva has done it..." The Miz smirks as he turns off the water,
"Even the one you replaced..."

"Yeah...but I want to make an impact, but in my own way" Lauren says with a
soft smile.

The Miz shrugs his shoulders, "And what way would that be?" The Miz asks

Lauren bites down on her bottom lip "I don't know, but I'm sure I'll think of
something to impress the fans."

"Hey there's not many other ways to really impress people... woo woo woo..."
Zack Ryder says as The Miz steps out of the bathtub and with his pack towards
Lauren, he picks up the MizCam that has been filming everything.

"Well...maybe I'll think about it..."

The Miz steps out of the bathroom and he looks into the MizCam as he whispers
a bit, "MizFits, I know you all are impressed with Lauren... be sure to tell
everyone about how you first saw her on MizTV... cause I'm The Miz... and I'm


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