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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



This Is MizTV Episode 46: Get Crazy & Wild!
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

The Miz, wearing designer jeans and a white collared shirt, smirks as he
looks in to the MizCam as he stands in the VIP room at Club Karma in Seaside
Heights, New Jersey "Welcome to MizTV... the ONLY web reality show that
matters...in 24 hours I defend my WWE Championship against John Cena and John
Morrison in a cage match at Extreme Rules...." The Miz smirks, "And I just
found out that one of my opponents tried to upstage me by getting a little
guidette from the shore to moan and groan on camera... however she was not
the real deal... she was some fat blob from the backlot of Universal
Studios..." The Miz laughs.

"Now being the biggest former star on MTV has its perks... such as being able
to contact the real deal and get her to appear on my show..." The Miz smirks,
"MizFits... I present to you the one and only... Nicole Polizzi... aka...
Snooki from The Jersey Shore..."

America's Favorite Party Girl, Snooki, dressed in a short black skirt and a
black top that shows off of some of her cleavage, steps into the camera's
frame to stand along side The Miz. "Yo! What's happenin' hotness?" Snooki
asks as she glances up at The Miz due to her famous short height.

"Oh you know what's happening..." The Miz smirks, "And it's like me... AWE-
SOME!" The Miz adds before he notices a glass in Snooki's right hand, "What
do you got there?"

Snooki presses her lips together and glances down at the glass in her hand
before turning her head to look back at The Miz. "Well...it's only like my
favorite drink in the whole fuckin' world..." Snooki says.

"What am I'm supposed to guess? I'm the Miz... the WWE Champion... not a
bartender..." The Miz replies.

Snooki nods her head slightly. "It's called a Scooby Snack...it's like so
fuckin' good, though!" Snooki says, licking her lips slightly before she
raises her glass and turns to The Miz. "You should try it...my boy
Pauly...used to joke and shit about my liking it...but I made him try it and
he now he fuckin' loves them!"

"Maybe later..." The Miz says, "Now... you know, the loser you teamed with at
WrestleMania John Morrison... has his lame little copy-cat show that and had
a fat meatball on it that talked a lot a trash about you..."

Snooki nods her head and raises her left index finger "It'sgood ya brought
that up...cause I have a few words for that fuckin' juicehead.." Snooki says
before she sets her glass down and steps closer to the camera. "Yo! Johnny
boy...I know how you dissed my girl Trish Stratus, totally uncool... by the
way..." Snooki says as she glances back at The Miz. Snooki turns back to the
camera and presses her lips together. "Ya fuckin' muscled juicehead think
ya'll are so fuckin' hot...alright you gots a great body and all...but from
what I saw...ya'll got some little package..."

The Miz smirks, "And what about that slob he had with him that thought she
was better than you and your castmates?" The Miz asks.

Snooki turns her head and looks at The Miz with a raised eyebrow. "Who the
fuck are ya talkin' about?"

"Oh you mean you don't know about the copy-cat who dresses like you, acts
like, talks like you.... your friend J-Woww really fucked her up once from
what I heard... but that slob went on Morrison's show and said she was a
better fuck than you..." The Miz smirks.

Snooki presses her lips firmly together and turns to face The Miz. "Ya are
fuckin' kidding me, right hottness?" Snooki asks as she places her hands onto
her hips.

"I'm just telling you what I heard... and I know you'd probably want to say
something about it before you do something about it..." The Miz smirks.

Snooki turns her back to look at the camera. "Yeah! That's right I do! Listen
ya fat grenade...I seen what my girl J-Woww did to ya'lls fat ass...and ya
are lucky it wasn't me...cause I really woulda beat your fat ass!" Snooki
says before she pauses and glances back at The Miz. "What the fuck is that
bitch's name anyway?"

"Believe it or not it's Cookie..." The Miz laughs.

Snooki raises an eyebrow and looks at The Miz. "Cookie?! Ya gotta be fuckin'
kiddin' me....Cookie!? Who does that bitch think she is?"

"She thinks she's you..." The Miz smirks

Snooki narrows her eyes and turns to look back at the camera. "Alright
bitch... Cookie... Sookie... whatever the fuck ya'lls name is...there's only
one Snooki...and that's me, bitch!"

"All right... she's got herself enough publicity off of my show now... let's
get down to business..." The Miz smirks.

Snooki presses her lips together with interest and turns to look up at The
Miz. "So... are we like gonna get down and party now? Ya promised me we'd get
wild and crazy partyin'!"

The Miz smirks, "Yeah we are... show me your tits as I get my dick out..."
The Miz says as he starts to unbuckle his belt.

Snooki laughs a bit and licks her teeth. "Ya didn't fuckin' say it was gonna
be this type of party!"

"Yeah I did..." The Miz says as he pulls his belt through the loops of his
jeans and drops it on the floor. The Miz then proceeds to lift up and takes
off his shirt to reveal his awesome upper body to Snooki.

Snooki licks her lips and nods her head as she looks at The Miz's awesomely
toned, tanned chest. "Nice!" Snooki says before she steps toward The Miz and
places her right hand against his abs, feeling the slight indentations of his
muscles. "Solid...very solid..." Snooki says before she lifts her black top
with her left hand to show off her nicely juicy, rounded and perky, tanned,
bare tits.

"Nice? Solid? No... I'm Awesome!" The Miz smirks as he looks at Snooki's
juicy round tits while he undoes his jeans and pushes them down from his
waist to free his hardening cock.

Snooki presses her pouty and moist lips together as she glances down at the
exposed cock of The Miz. "Now that hotness...that's awesome!" Snooki says as
she nods her head, tracing the fingers of her right hand down from his
stomach and abs to his waist.

"Damn right it is..." The WWE Champion smirks as sees Snooki licking her lips
as she looks down at his cock.

Snooki lifts her beautiful, playfully feisty and alcohol glazed eyes to look
at The Miz as she lowers her right hand to The Miz's cock, placing her hand
around his shaft. America's Favorite Party Girl then proceeds to guide her
hand up and down his shaft. "Mmmm...very fuckin' solid and long...ya gots the
goods, hotness..."

"A lot more than that loser Morrison has..." Miz smirks as Snooki slides her
right hand along the length of his cock.

Snooki nods her head and smirks. "Oh yeah! Definitely...without a fuckin'
doubt..." Snooki replies before she licks her lips hungrily and proceeds to
lower herself down onto the floor in order to kneel in front of the "Awesome
One."

"Bet you like this situation..." The Miz smirks as Snooki strokes his cock a
bit more firmly with her right hand.

"Oh fuck yeah!" Snooki says with a laugh as she tosses her dark hair back and
then leans her forward to kiss the head of his cock with her pouty, moist
lips as she continues to move her hand along his shaft.

"Mmm fuck..." Miz moans as Snooki presses her lips against his cock while she
strokes his dick.

Snooki playfully and mischievously lifts her feisty eyes to glance up at The
Miz before she starts to flick her wet tongue against the head of his cock,
circling her tongue with skill, while she works her hand along his shaft.

"Ahhh yeah..." The Miz licks his lips as Snooki slaps her tongue against the
swollen head of his cock.

Snooki slaps her wet tongue against the head of The Miz's cock as she works
her talented tongue against the tender area of his piss-slit as she continues
to move her hand along his shaft.

"Ohhh yeah...." The Miz groans as Snooki works her tongue over the head of
his cock, coating it with her saliva.

Snooki lowers her hand to the base of The Miz's cock, holding him steady,
before she parts her lips and takes his cock into her mouth. The reality
television star of Jersey Shore, wraps her pouty and moist lips around The
Miz's shaft and starts to smoothly bob her dark haired head on his cock.

The Miz licks his lips and watches Snooki bob her head along the length of
his stiff thick cock.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm....mmmmm..." Snooki moans as she starts to bob her head at
a quicker pace on The Miz's cock, eagerly sucking on his shaft. Snooki's
moist lips grind against The Miz's shaft as she continues to maneuver her
head.

"Ahhhh yeah... suck that awesome dick..." The Miz moans as Snooki sucks and
slurps on his cock while repeatedly taking it deep into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Snooki moans and presses her lips tighter around The
Miz's cock as she continues to work her head back and forth, taking his cock
deeper into her talented and feisty mouth.

"Ahhhhh fuck... mmmm fuck... never changes... all the girls from MTV still
give great head..." The Miz groans as Snooki swallows nearly his entire cock.

Snooki starts loosen her lips around The Miz's cock and starts to lift her
dark haired head, sliding her lips and tongue against his shaft.

"Ahhhh..." The Miz moans as Snooki slides her tongue all around his cock.

Snooki lifts her head entirely from The Miz's cock with her lips lustfully
popping from around the head of his cock. "Mmmmm...fuck hotness..."

"You need to lose the skirt..." The Miz smirks

Snooki presses her lips together and glances up at The Miz with a sassy look
on her face. "Is that so? Who do ya think ya are...the boss around here?
Cause Snooki answers to fuckin' no one..."

"I am The Miz... the WWE Champion... and I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you
and that skirt is in the way..." The Miz answers.

Snooki raises an eyebrow and playfully smirks. "Well...when ya put it like
that..." Snooki says before she stands up from the floor and places her hands
onto her hips. Snooki starts to shakes her nicely juicy, rounded hips from
side to side playfully as she lowers her skirt from her waist and down her
smooth and gorgeously tanned legs.

The Miz licks his lips as Snooki steps out of her skirt and starts to move
towards the one of the tables.

Snooki places her hands onto the surface of the table as she stands with her
back to The Miz. Snooki glances over her shoulder and looks back at The Miz.
"Hey...where the fuck did I put my drink?" Snooki asks before she easily
lifts herself onto the top of the table.

"You're about to get fucked and you're worried about your drink?" The Miz
asks with a smirk as he move to position himself between Snooki's legs so
that he can guide his cock into her tight wet and warm pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...fuck...well a girl gotten has her drink, Mr. Hotness!" Snooki says
as she feels The Miz's cock entering her tight and wet pussy.

"Ahhhh right..." The Miz smirks as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of
Snooki's tight cunt, causing her to rock on the table.

Snooki raises her smooth, tanned legs and wraps them lightly around The Miz's
waist as she starts to move back and forth against the surface of the table
as The Miz firmly thrusts his cock into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm...." The Miz grunts as he thrusts his cock firmly into Snooki's pussy
as she leans back and places her hands behind herself on the table

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah...we really fuckin' partying now!" Snooki moans and
licks her lips as she rocks back on the table as The Miz swiftly thrusts his
cock into her.

"Ahhhh mmmmm this is how we did it... on The Real World...' The Miz groans as
he rams his entire cock into Snooki's snatch.

"Mmmmmm....well...ya better come on down to Jersey Shore for some real fist
pumpin', hotness..." Snooki moans and licks her lips as she starts to grind
against his shaft. "Mmmmmm...that fuckin' bitch Cookie ain't ever been to my
Shore that's for sure..."

"Ahhhh shit... I'm The Miz... I don't need to fist pump... I'm a chick
magnet..." The Miz grunts as he plows his cock deeply into Snooki's pussy

Snooki grits her teeth together and seductively looks at The Miz as she
pushes against his rock hard cock as he deeply pounds his cock into her.

"Ahhhhh awww..." The Miz grunts as he proceeds to lift Snooki up off of the
table and starts to bounce her up and down on his thrusting tool.

Snooki brings her arms forward and wraps them around his neck as she presses
her legs tighter around his waist. The star of Jersey Shore starts swiftly
bounce up and down on The Miz's cock as he deeply thrusts up into her.

"Ahhhh fuck mmmmm..." The Miz grunts as he drives his cock deeply into
Snooki's pussy as he hammers her cunt

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmm fuck...ohhhhhh!" Snooki moans and tilts her head back as
she rapidly drops on his cock as he continues to hammer his cock up into her
tight, wet and warm pussy.

The Miz grits his teeth as he thrusts his cock in and out of Snooki's twat
while easily holding her up

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...hotness...make all them bitches jealous!" Snooki moans as
she grinds down on The Miz cock as he firmly and easily pumps his cock up
into her.

"Everyone.... is always jealous of The Miz!" The Miz groans as he continues
to drill Snooki's pussy before he lifts the star of the Jersey Shore up off
of his cock.

Snooki licks her lips and slides her left hand through her dark hair before
she walks over toward the booth seat and climbs on, getting onto her hand and
knees.

The Miz licks his lips as he moves to stand behind Snooki, and the reigning
WWE Champion guides his thick long cock between Snooki's ass cheeks to
penetrate her tight asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh fuck! Mmmmmm damn hotness....maybe some fuckin' warning!" Snooki
moans and grips the cushion of the booth seat as she rocks forward on her
knees firmly when The Miz starts to thrust his cock into her juicy ass.

"Awwww what for?" The Miz asks with a smirk as he grabs Snooki's juicy hips
as he pumps his cock in and out of her nicely thick ass.

"Mmmmmmmmm....mmmmm fuck...so I could be prepared!" Snooki moans and closes
her eyes as she rocks back and forth on her knees as The Miz thrusts his cock
into her nicely juicy ass. "Ohhhhhh yeah...this how we really party on the
Shore, baby!"

"Ahhhhh awwww fuck.... mmmm..." The Miz groans as he pumps his cock in and
out of Snooki's ass as she rocks back on the booth's seat to push back
against him.

Snooki's nicely thick and juicy ass smacks back against The Miz's tanned,
toned waist as she firmly pushes back against his cock, forcing his cock
deeper. "Ohhhhh fuck yeah! Mmmmmm that fat bitch Cookie ain't up for this
shit!"

"Ahhhh..." The Miz licks his lips as he pumps his cock firmly into Snooki's
asshole with his balls smacking loudly against her ass cheeks.

"Ohhhhhhhh yeah! Mmmmmmmm..." Snooki moans before she looks directly at the
camera as she rocks back and forth on her hands and knees with The Miz
fucking her juicy ass. "Mmmmmm yeah...mmmmm there's only one true internet
show...and ya'll are fuckin' watching it baby!" Snooki moans and pushes back
on The Miz's cock.

"That's right... you tell them..." The Miz groans as he pounds Snooki's ass
harder with his pistoning cock.

"Ya fuckin' douche bag, John....you ain't got nothin' on The Miz, baby...that
piece of hotness has it all, baby!" Snooki moans and tilts her head back,
while pushing back against his cock as he deeply pumps into her ass.

"Ahhhh awww..." The Miz licks his lips as his cock starts to throb as he
continues to slam it deeply into Snooki's asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh fuck yeah! Mmmmmmmmm this is how we party!" Snooki licks her lips
and grinds her nicely thick and juicy ass back.

The Miz grits his teeth as he focuses on pumping his cock in and out of
Snooki's asshole even as his dick pulsates more intensely.

"Ohhhhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhhh!" Snooki moans loudly as she rocks back and forth
as The Miz firmly pounds her juicy ass.

"Ahhhhh shit... you wanted a drink... I got an awesome cocktail here for
ya..." The Miz groans as he pulls his throbbing dick out of Snooki's ass and
starts to stroke it with his right hand.

Snooki presses her lips together and turns around on her knees to face The
Miz. "Mmmm fuck! I love all types of drinks..."

"Ahhhh mmmm..." The Miz licks his lips as Snooki opens her mouth to give him
a target. Within moments, Miz starts to cum, spraying most of his load right
into Snooki's mouth with some of his spunk landing on her cheeks.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh yeah fuckin' delicious!" Snooki moans and keeps her
mouth open as the warm, thick cum sprays into her mouth.

"Ahhhhh fuck...." The Miz groans as he continues to stroke his cock until
he's finished cumming. Once he's spent, The Miz looks towards the MizCam, "As
you can see... only I could get the real deal to appear on my show... I don't
need a lame copy-cat... Morrison... if those chicks ever make it to the WWE
they will see exactly how incredible I am... because no one... not you... not
Cena... can beat... The Miz! I am the WWE Champion... and after tomorrow
night at Extreme Rules, I will still be WWE Champion and you will be nothing
more than jealous.... because I'm The Miz... and I'm AWESOME!"

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