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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Too Xtremely Cool
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

At the arena in Oakland, California, during the SmackDown Television tapings on July 11, 2000, Lita walks with The Hardys to the backstage area following the Hardys loss to D-Generation X members Road Dogg and X-Pac. "Man that sucks... we dance with Too Cool and Rikishi and then lose to DX... talk about the highest of highs and the lowest of lows all within 20 minuets..." Jeff says. Jeff and Matt are both dressed in baggy black pants and tight fitting tops while Lita is wearing a white bra like top and baggy dark cargo pants.

"Yeah... but at least we stuck it to Trish and her boys... so all is not lost..." Matt Hardy says.

Lita shakes her head and laughs slightly. "Guys...I'm not gonna lie...I can't wait to get my hands on that bleached blond skank..."

"You just had your hands on her earlier... unless there's something you're not telling me..." Matt says teasingly. Before Lita can reply to Matt's comment, Grand Master Sexy and Scotty 2 Hotty, both of whom are still dressed in their white baggy pants, come down the hallway.

"Man dawg, tough break out there..." Grand Master says.

"Yeah man, hope that doesn't set you guys back too much," Scotty adds. "It won't, we're still gunning for Edge and Christian at SummerSlam..." Jeff says.

Lita smiles and places her hands onto the backs of Jeff and Matt. "And my boys will get the gold..."

"And then we'll beat them for the gold..." Grand Master Sexy says with a grin. "Yeah sure... keep dreamin'..." Matt laughs.

"Hey we like you guys, but we're a better team... and we were the last Tag Team Champions before Edge and Christian got the belts..." Scotty says.

"So.. we're former Tag Team Champ too..." Matt says.

"Yeah but you had Michael Hayes's help..." Grand Master says with a laugh.

"Don't remind me..." Jeff says with a groan.

Lita crosses her arms and smirks "You know...if you ask me, I think you're jealous of the moves me and my boys got..." Lita says with a laugh as she playfully looks at Grand Master Sexy and Scotty 2 Hotty.

"Hey we got some real sweet moves of our own.." Scotty says.

"Yeah but you can't dance during your matches..." Matt says.

"Whatcha mean? Scotty does the Worm in all our matches..." Grand Master says.

"Ummm he's got a point..." Jeff laughs.

Lita shrugs her shoulders "Ehhh...I think we move better..." Lita says as she stands between Matt and Jeff.

"You're biased... you haven't been tag teamed by us..." Grand Master says.

Lita raises an eyebrow and looks at Scotty and Grand Master Sexy. "Whoa...whoa...whoa...dancing and that are two different things"

"I don't know... both involve rhythm..." Matt says as he thinks for a moment.

Lita turns toward Matt Hardy and smirks. "You think they can get more extreme than you and Jeff?"

"Oh hell no..." Matt says quickly.

"I bet we can..." Scotty says with a grin.

Lita laughs and presses her sultry lips together before she glances back at the two members of Too Cool. "Sounds like you're making a challenge..."

"Making a fun challenge... we'll see who can tag team you better... your boys or us..." Grand Master says.

"Hey I'm all for that..." Jeff says eagerly.

Lita raises her hands up and laughs. "Hey now....hold on Jeff! Don't I have a say in this thing?"

"Sure... as long as you say yes..." Jeff says with a mischievous grin.

"For fucks sakes Jeff..." Matt says while shaking his head.

"So...if I say yes, then what?" Lita asks with a smirk.

"Then we go... do what we were going to do and fuck you... except Too Cool will do it too..." Jeff says as he casually shrugs his shoulders.

"That sounds like a plan to me..." Grand Master says.

Lita nods her head "Alright...then I guess the challenge is on then?"

"Sure is..." Scotty says.

Lita smiles and licks her teeth. "Let's get extreme!"

* * *

A short time later in one of the arena's locker rooms the tag teams of the Hardy Boyz and Too Cool are naked and are stroking their cocks as Lita has her back towards them before she bends down when she slides her black thong down from her waist while intentionally swaying her ass in the direction of both tag teams.

Lita turns her head and smirks at the collective teams of the Hardy Boyz and Too Cool, kicking her black thong aside, before she turns around to face the four Superstars.

As Lita faces all four men, she takes the opportunity to size each one up. Jeff Hardy is by the most well hung while his brother Matt has little to complain about since he's very well equipped. Grand Master Sexy's shaft is very nicely thick while Scotty 2 Hotty's tool has a very desirable length to it.

Lita licks her lips and nods her head "Sweet! This is gonna get extreme!"

"And you sure love to get extreme don't you..." Matt Hardy says as he and the others step towards Lita, forming a semi-circle in front of her with Matt and Grand Master in the middle while Jeff and Scotty are standing on the outside.

Lita nods her head and laughs "Don't you know it!" Lita says as she happily raises her hands and places her left hand on Scotty's cock and her right hand on Jeff's cock as she begins to stroke both cocks.

"Mmmm...' Scotty moans as Lita strokes his cock with her left hand. Jeff slides a hand through his hair while Lita pumps her right hand on his dick. Grand Master and Matt each wrap a hand around the base of their own shafts, holding them steady as Lita leans her head forward to flick her tongue against both.

Lita closes her eyes and seductively slides her wet tongue against the head of Grand Master Sexy's cock, before then moving to the head of Matt Hardy's cock.

"Ahhhh..." Matt moans as Lita tongue dances over the head of his stiff pole.

"Ohhh yeah..." Grand Master moans when Lita brings her tongue back to his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Jeff moans as Lita moves her hand quicker on his long meaty tool.

Lita turns her head over to Jeff Hardy's cock and playfully moves her tongue against the head of his cock as she continues to work her hands on his shaft and Scotty's shaft.

"Ahhhh..." Scotty moans as Lita continues to stroke his cock while she laps her tongue against the tip of Jeff's pole.

Lita lifts her beautiful and sultry eyes to look up at Jeff Hardy, as she circles her tongue and then turns her head all the way over to Scotty 2 Hotty's cock.

"Ahhhh..." Scotty moans as Lita whips her tongue all over the head of his cock. Matt Hardy steps back and proceeds to go to where he can kneel behind Lita so that he can guide his cock into her already wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm....." Lita moans as she opens her mouth and guides Scotty's cock into her sultry mouth, wrapping her luscious lips around his cock and begins to bob her head.

"Awwww mmmmm..." Matt moans as he begins to pump his cock in and out of Lita's pussy while she shifts her body to where she is facing more towards Scotty so that she can comfortably bob head on his shaft.

Lita removes her hand from Scotty's cock and shifts her hand over to Grand Master Sexy's cock, stroking both his and Jeff's cock as she smoothly sucks on Scotty's cock.

"Ahhhhh fuck..." Grand Master moans as Lita strokes his cock smoothly.

"Mmmm ahhh..." Jeff moans and smirks as Lita jerks him off while rocking back and forth between Matt and Scotty.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...." Lita moans as she steadily bobs her head forward on Scotty's cock, letting her lips travel down the length of his cock.

"Ohhhh damn..." Scotty moans as Lita takes his cock inch by inch into her mouth. Matt holds onto Lita's hips as he pumps his dick deeply into her snatch.

Lita rocks back on her knees and eagerly pushes back on Matt Hardy's cock, grinding her juicy ass against his waist.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh..." Matt moans as he pounds Lita's pussy with firm and deep thrusts while she lets go of Jeff and Grand Master's dicks. Matt soon pulls out of Lita's pussy when he sees her lift her head off of Scotty's dick. The four men all smirk as Lita turns to where she's facing Jeff Hardy while her ass is pointed towards Grand Master Sexy.

"I know what she wants..."Grand Master says as he guides his cock into Lita's cunt while she takes Jeff's huge tool into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Lita moans and looks up at Jeff as she turns her head seductively on his cock, while bobbing her head steadily forward, while starting to rock on her knees with Grand Master Sexy pumping perfectly into her wet snatch from behind.

"Ahhhh fuck..." Jeff moans as he locks eyes with Lita as she bobs her head on his cock.

"Awww..." Grand Master groans as he grabs Lita's hips as he thrusts his shaft into her twat.

Lita places her hands onto Jeff's nicely toned waist and bobs her head back and forth on his cock, lowering her head increasingly down on his shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmmmm fuck..." Grand Master Sexy moans as he pumps his dick harder into Lita's pussy.

"Awwww..." Jeff moans as Lita eagerly takes his cock deeper into her mouth.

Lita's nicely rounded and juicy ass smacks steadily against Grand Master's tanned waist as he pulls her back against his thrusting cock.

Jeff smirks as Lita slobbers heavily on his cock while Grand Master Sexy hammers her wet snatch from behind with firm thrusts.

Lita slaps her tongue against the bottom side of Jeff's cock, causing the tip of her tongue ring to hit against his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Jeff moans as Lita drags her tongue ring against the bottom side of his cock as she lifts her head off of his dick when Grand Master pulls out of her snatch. Lita turns on her knees again, this time facing her boyfriend Matt while behind her, Scotty 2 Hotty invades her wet pussy.

Lita smirks up at Matt Hardy. "Having fun, babe?" Lita asks as she wraps her left hand around his cock and leans forward on her knees with Scotty beginning to pump into her.

"Mmmm yeah..." Matt moans as Lita strokes his cock with her left hand.

"Ahhhhh... ahhhh..." Scotty moans a she thrusts his cock in and out of Lita's cunt.

Lita licks her lips and guides Matt's cock into her mouth before she starts to bob her head, steadily sucking on his cock, while moving on her knees with Scotty 2 Hotty thrusting into her.

"Ohhhh yeah..." Matt moans as Lita bobs her head briskly on his cock.

"Ahhhhh awww..." Scotty grunts as he thrusts his cock into Lita's snatch.

Lita bucks her hips and eagerly pushes back against Scotty 2 Hotty's cock as he thrusts in and out of her from behind.

Scotty places his hands on Lita's lower back as he thrusts his cock all the way into her pussy. Matt licks his lips as Lita turns her head sharply from left to right as she bobs her head on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Lita moans as she swiftly rocks her head forward, slapping her tongue against his shaft, letting her lips and saliva move against his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah babe..." Matt moans as Lita lustfully works over his cock with her mouth while Scotty continues to fuck her from behind.

Lita holds her head down impressively on Matt Hardy's cock as she holds onto his waist for leverage and pushes back against Scotty 2 Hotty's cock, with her juicy ass loudly smacking against his waist.

"Ahhhhh... awwww...." Scotty moans as he plows his cock balls deep into Lita's pussy before pulling out. When Lita lifts her head up off of Matt's dick she turns to where she's facing Grand Master Sexy while Jeff is behind her.

"Damn you've gone full circle..." Grand Master says as Lita takes his cock into her mouth while Jeff Hardy plunges his dick deep into her twat.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Lita lustfully moans as she presses her lips around Grand Master Sexy's cock and begins to bob her head as she moves forward on her knees with Jeff thrusting into her.

"Mmmmm..." Jeff moans as he pumps his cock in and out of Lita's twat, and while the dicks of his brother Matt and Too Cool filled her nicely, the size of Jeff's huge tool makes Lita thankful she has Grand Master Sexy's dick in her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm..." Lita moans as she bobs her head at a eager pace along Grand Master Sexy's cock, while Jeff firmly pumps his cock into her wet snatch.

"Awww yeah baby... mmmmm!" Grand Master groans as Lita sucks and slurps on his cock at a rapid pace while Jeff's cock is drilling deep into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Lita moans as she heavily slobbers her saliva on Grand Master Sexy's cock, swiftly bobbing her head back and forth.

"Awwww fuck Lita is so fucking wet..." Jeff moans as he plows his long meaty cock so deeply into Lita's cunt that he cause her to bounce on her knees.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmm...ohhhh..." Lita moans as she lifts her head off of Grand Master Sexy's cock and throws her head back as she rocks on her knees to push against Jeff's cock.

"MMmmm yeah..." Jeff moans as he continues to pound his cock into Lita's twat.

Matt smirks, "Yeah baby take that dick..." Matt says as he is oblivious to the fact that Lita is loving Jeff's larger shaft.

"Shit she's gone more than two holes guys..." Scotty says with a grin.

"Yeah and Lita loves getting double teamed..." Matt says as he proceeds to lay on the floor in front of Lita.

"Awwww ahhh..." Jeff groans as he pulls his cock out of Lita's pussy.

Lita throws her red hair back and licks her lips "I said we're getting extreme and that's what we're gonna do!" Lita says before she eagerly moves over to Matt Hardy and straddles his body.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Matt groans as Lita takes his cock into her pussy by dropping down on it. As Lita begins to ride the dark haired Hardy brother, Too Cool both go behind her and Grand Master squats behind Lita while Scotty kneels behind him. Before Lita can looks back at them, Grand Master Sexy guides his cock part way into her ass and moments later, Scotty 2 Hotty joins him when he also invades Lita's ass with his own shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Lita groans as her stunning body tenses upon feeling the invasion of two cocks into her juicy ass.

"Awww..." Grand Master moans as his cock grinds against Scotty's dick as the two of them begin to alternate thrusts as they tag team Lita's asshole.

"Mmmmm shit..." Matt moans as he thrusts his cock upward into Lita's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhh fuck..." Lita groans as the combined thrusting of Scotty and Grand Master Sexy cause her to swiftly rock forward on Matt's cock inside of her snatch.

"Ohhhh yeah...." Scotty moans as he thrusts his cock forward into Lita's asshole whenever Grand Master pulls his own back slightly while Matt thrusts his shaft firmly up into her pussy. Jeff Hardy strokes his own large cock as he steps in front of Lita but instead of shoving his cock into her mouth, he angles his cock up slightly so that Lita can lean her head forward and lap her tongue against his ballsack.

Lita closes her eyes as she moves her tongue back and forth against his ballsack, guiding her tongue underneath and momentarily between his legs.

"Awww mmmm yeah Lita.." Jeff moans as Lita intentionally flicks her tongue ring against the sensitive patch of skin that is behind his ballsack while at the same time she is reminded by the aroma of sweat that Jeff hasn't had the chance to shower after his and Matt's match against DX.

"Mmmmmm yeah..." Matt groans as he thrusts his cock repeatedly up into Lita's pussy while Too Cool continues to tag team her ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Lita moans as her body bounces rapidly on Matt's cock as he thrusts up into her and the two members of Too Cool pump into her stretching asshole.

"Awww shit... mmmm..." Grand Master moans as he thrusts his cock deeper into Lita's stretched out and double stuffed asshole.

"Mmmm yeah..." Scotty groans as his cock presses against Grand Master Sexy's dick within Lita's ass.

"Ohhhh yeah..." Matt grunts as he thrusts his cock up into Lita's cunt. Jeff Hardy continues to stroke his huge cock while Lita opens her mouth wide in order to take his balls into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmm..." Lita softly groans as her luscious lips press tightly around Jeff's balls and she begins to steadily bob her head to suck on his balls.

"Awww yeah Lita suck my nuts..." Jeff groans as he continues to stroke his cock as Lita sucks on his ballsack while she has three cocks thrusting into her pussy and ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Lita moans as she rocks her head forward and lustfully sucks on Jeff's nicely swollen nutsack.

"Awwww ahhhh..." Grand Master groans as he and Scotty continue to tag team Lita's asshole before they both pull out.

"Mmmmm... ohhh fuck..." Matt groans as Lita grinds her pussy down on his cock while she lifts her head up from Jeff's now saliva dripping balls.

Lita licks her teeth and seductively looks up at Jeff Hardy as she rocks sharply back and forth on Matt's cock, grinding down on his cock.

"Hey Matt how about letting her ride someone else..." Jeff says as he smirks at Lita.

"Mmmm sure... I want to fuck her ass anyway..." Matt says as he eases Lita up off of his dick.

Lita licks her lips and stands up from the floor before she turns her head and looks over at Scotty 2 Hotty with a smirk. "You...lay your hot ass down on the floor..."

"Damn you're bossy..." Scotty says as he proceeds to lay on the floor of the locker room.

Lita raises an eyebrow and laughs "If you want to see bossy, you should ask Matt just how bossy I can be..." Lita says as she walks over to Scotty.

"Trust me you don't want to know..." Matt says with a grin.

"I'll trust you on that..." Scotty laughs.

Lita smirks down at Scotty 2 Hotty as she proceeds to lower himself down onto his cock, placing her hands onto his tanned and nicely toned chest, as she starts to rock back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Scotty moans as Lita smoothly rides his cock. Jeff Hardy walks over towards Lita and kneels behind her where he proceeds to guide his cock into her asshole. Despite the double anal fucking she received from both members of Too Cool, Lita's ass is just tight enough for it to squeeze down onto Jeff's invading shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...ahhhhhhh fuck yeah!" Lita groans and throws her head back.

"Awwww yeah..." Jeff groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Lita's asshole and thanks to him fucking her ass by himself, Jeff can ram his cock deeper than either member of Too Cool were able to when they were double fucking her asshole.

"Ahhhh..." Scotty groans as he thrusts his cock up into Lita's wet pussy. Grand Master Sexy steps in front of Lita and proceeds to feed her his cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm....." Lita groans as she wraps her lips around Grand Master Sexy's cock and eagerly bobs her head forward, taking him nicely deep into her mouth.

"Ohhhh shit..." Grand Master moans as Lita bobs her head back and forth on his cock at the same pace she is using to rock on Scotty's dick. Jeff grabs Lita by her hips and pumps his cock harder into Lita's asshole, making sure she feels every inch of his large tool.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm..." Lita moans and jolts forward as she rocks forward swiftly on Scotty's cock due to Jeff's thrusts, which cause her to bob her head quicker and deeper on Grand Master Sexy's cock.

"Ohhhh yeah mmmmm..." Scotty moans as he thrusts his cock up into Lita's pussy. Grand Master Sexy grabs a handful of Lita's sweat dampened red hair as she sucks and slurps on his cock while Jeff continues to hammer her ass from behind.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...gahhhhhhh..." Lita moans and seductively gags on Grand Master Sexy's cock as she bobs her head at a smooth, swift pace.

"Mmm fuck..." Matt groans as he strokes his cock slightly as he watches Lita get triple teamed by his own brother Jeff and Too Cool.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm" Lita moans around Grand Master Sexy's cock, while she rocks on Scotty's cock and pushes against Jeff's cock in her ass.

"Awwww yeah... mmmmmm fuck..." Jeff moans as plows his cock repeatedly into Lita's gorgeous ass, causing her to rock forward on Scotty's dick which always causes her to deep throat Grand Master's tool.

"Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmm...gahhhhhhh..." Lita moans and gags around Grand Master's cock, turning her head and letting her saliva drip down.

"Ohhh yeah!" Grand Master Sexy moans as Lita gags repeatedly on his meaty cock.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh...' Scotty 2 Hotty moans as he thrusts his cock firmly up into Lita's pussy.

Lita's bounces upward on Scotty's cock as he thrusts up into her and causes her to push against Jeff's cock in her ass.

"Fuck that's hot..." Matt says as he steps next to Grand Master Sexy and proceeds to push his cock into Lita's stuffed mouth when she lifts her head part way up.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Lita groans and lifts her eyes to look up at Matt Hardy as she smoothly bobs her head forward on her boyfriend and Grand Master Sexy's cocks.

"Ohhhh ahhhhh..." Jeff Hardy grunts as he thrusts his cock nonstop into Lita's asshole while she eagerly rides Scotty's dick while bobbing her head on Matt and Grand Master's shafts.

Lita's juicy and rounded, sweat covered ass smacks loudly against Jeff's waist as he drives his cock into the stunning ass of his brother's incredibly hot girlfriend.

The grunts, groans and moans of both the Hardy Boys and Too Cool fill the locker room as they stuff Lita's mouth, ass and pussy with their large, thick cock while the high flying Diva is loving being the center of their lustful attention.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Lita moans as she impressively bobs her head back and forth on the cocks of Matt and Grand Master Sexy, causing both cocks to grind against each other.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." Grand Master Sexy moans as his cock starts to throb as he rubs against Matt Hardy's dick within Lita's mouth.

"Ahhhh..." Matt groans as his own dick starts to throb as well.

"Mmmmm awwww..." Scotty moans as he feels his cock beginning to tense within Lita's snatch.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Lita moans as she continues to rapidly bob her head on Matt and Grand Master Sexy's cocks.

"Mmmmmm awwww ahhhh..." Jeff groans as he continues to plow his cock into Lita's asshole.

"Awww ahhhh!" Scotty moans as he begins to cum inside of Lita's hot wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmm..." Lita moans and presses her lips tightly around Matt and Grand Master's cocks as she grinds down on Scotty's cock with his warm cum filling her.

"Awwww shit..." Matt moans as he starts to cum within Lita's double stuffed mouth.

"Ahhhhh fuck..." Grand Master moans as he begins to cum seconds later within Lita's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Lita moans as she unwraps her lips from around Matt and Grand Master Sexy's cocks as her mouth fills with cum and drips out.

Matt and Grand Master slowly pull their cocks out of Lita's cum filled mouth once they are fully spent. Behind Lita, Jeff grits his teeth as his cock starts to throb as he keeps deeply fucking her ass.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck...mmmmm fuck Jeff..." Lita moans as sweat drips off of her stunning body as she rocks on Scotty's softening cock inside of her pussy with Jeff thrusting into her ass.

"Ahhhhh awwwww fuck... ahhhhh!" Jeff lets out a loud groan as he starts to cum deep inside of Lita's extremely well fucked ass.

Lita licks her teeth and turns her head to look back at Jeff as she feels the last of his cum burst into her ass.

"Mmmmm shit..." Jeff groans as he slowly pulls his cock out of Lita's jizz filled asshole.

Lita smirks back at Jeff Hardy and starts to smoothly lift herself off of Scotty 2 Hotty.

"So... which team was better?" Matt asks while Scotty gets up from the floor after Lita steps away from him.

Lita presses her lips together. "I don't know...it's a tough one to call..."

"I'll bet she wasn't really keeping track..." Jeff says with a grin. "Yeah how could she when we were all fucking her at once..." Grand Master Sexy says.

"Alright you smart asses..." Lita smirks "How about you guys get ready and we go again...that is...if you four aren't all tired..."

"I know me and Grand Master can go again..." Scotty says.

"So can Jeff and I..." Matt replies.

Lita nods her head "Good!"

-END-


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