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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Total Divas Episode 3: Planet Funk Is Funked Up
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

In late May of 2013, Bryan 'Daniel Bryan' Danielson is helping his girlfriend Brianna 'Brie Bella' Garcia-Colace pack up the belongings in her San Diego apartment. As Daniel is carefully wrapping a towel around a vase before placing it in a box, he doesn't notice Brie sneakily moving behind him until she gives him a little pinch. "Woah!" Daniel says as he nearly drops the towel wrapped vase.

Brie Bella laughs and points a finger at Daniel "That was a close one!"

"Yeah it was..." Daniel says as he turns his head look at Brie and smiles at her before he places the towel wrapped vase in the box.

Brie folds her arms below her chest "I can't believe I'm moving in..." Brie says.

"Moving in? We're both moving in... to a new place..." Daniel says as he sits down on the armrest of Brie's small couch.

"I'm still going to be living with you...that's huge!" Brie says as she moves to lean against Daniel as he sits on the armrest "I just wish Nikki was more supportive..."

"Eh, Nikki is just being selfish like the whole world revolves around her..." Daniel says.

Brie turns her head and looks at Daniel "Be nice..." Brie says with a soft smile.

"Alright..." Daniel says, "But you know, Nikki is probably just use to you being close by instead of in another state..."

Brie nods her head "Yeah... I mean if she's so bothered about this, why not just move in with John?"

"I'm not sure, John certainly has enough room for all her shoes..." Daniel says jokingly.

Brie turns toward Daniel "So this is like the last being in my apartment..."

"Yeah..." Daniel nods his head before he smiles at Brie when he sees the slightly suggestive look on her face, "I know that look..."

Brie Bella innocently bites down on her bottom lip "What look?"

"The look you get when you either you and Nikki are plotting something or when you want to get a little... frisky..." Daniel says with a smile.

Brie shrugs her shoulders and leans closer to Daniel Bryan "So?"

"So..." Daniel begins to says before Brie leans even close in order to softly kiss his lips.

Brie closes her eyes as she places her hands onto his shirt covered chest as she sweetly kisses his lips.

"Mmmm..." Daniel moans against Brie's lips as he starts to return the kiss and he places his hands on her slender hips.

Brie's soft and pouty lips rub against Daniel's firm lips as she starts to gently pushes her tongue into his mouth.

Daniel pushes his tongue forward, sliding it against Brie's soft tongue as they deepen the kiss.

"Mmmmm..." Brie softly moans into his mouth as she slides her hands from his shirt covered chest to his stomach.

"Mmmm..." Daniel moans as Brie rakes her fingers lightly against his shirt covered stomach.

Brie lowers her hand further down, approaching his waist before she takes hold of his belt. Brie starts to blindly unbuckle his belt as she continues to kiss him.

Daniel and Brie break their kiss before kissing again seconds later with more lust as Brie jerks the belt through the loops of his pants.

"Mmmmmmm..." Brie moans into his mouth as she slides her tongue against his tongue, while she starts to unbutton and unzip his jeans.

"Mmmmm..." Daniel moans as he pushes his tongue against Brie's while she opens the fly of his jeans and begins to tug on them.

Brie slowly breaks the kiss with Daniel as she starts to push his jeans down from his waist.

"So.... what was I going to say?" Daniel asks with a smile as he lifts himself a bit from the couch's arm rest as Brie pushes his jeans downward, freeing his hardening cock.

Brie smirks a bit as she moves to kneel down on the floor as Daniel remains sitting on the armrest. Brie reaches up with her right hand and places it around his cock, starting to smoothly stroke his cock.

"Mmmm..." Daniel Bryan moans as Brie gently strokes his cock with her right hand while she uses her left hand tug his sneakers off of his feet so that she can completely pull of his jeans.

Brie adorably looks up at Daniel before she leans her head forward and gently drags her wet tongue against the side of his cock.

"Ahhh..." Daniel moans as Brie drags her soft wet tongue against one side of his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Brie softly moans as she brings her tongue to the head of Daniel Bryan's cock and starts to soothingly brush her tongue around the head of his shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Daniel Bryan moans as Brie Bella circles the head of his dick with her tongue.

Brie places her left hand onto his leg as she holds his cock at the base with her right hand. Brie parts her soft and luscious lips as she takes Daniel's cock into her mouth and begins to bob her head.

"AHhhhh fuck..." Daniel moans as Brie lifts and lowers her head on his stiff cock while place his hands on the armrest of the couch.

"Mmmmmm... Mmmmm" Brie softly moans around his cock, with her head lightly bobbing back and forth, her lips rubbing against his shaft.

"Ahhh... mmmm fuck..." Daniel Bryan moans as Brie rocks her head on his stiff cock.

"Mmmmmm..." Brie moans and lightly bobs her head, with her gorgeous lips moving back and forth on his shaft.

"Awwww... mmmm aww..." Daniel moans as Brie looks up at him as she sucks his dick at a steady pace.

Brie sweetly smiles around his cock as she rocks her head back and forth, her saliva dripping down on his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Daniel Bryan groans as Brie Bella gently grinds her hips against his shaft.

"Mmmmmm...mmmm" Brie moans and starts to bob her head at a quicker pace on Daniel's cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm yeah.... ahhh..." Daniel moans as Brie rapidly bobs her head on his cock while removing her hand from the base of his tool.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Brie Bella moans as she bobs her head back and forth on Daniel's cock, slapping her tongue teasingly on his shaft.

Daniel brings one hand forward and slides his fingers through Brie's hair as she turns her head from side to side as she sucks his cock.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Brie moans as her lips soothingly brush back and forth on Daniel's cock.

"Mmmmmm oh yeah Brie..." Daniel moans as Brie lowers her head down and holds his cock deep in her mouth.

Brie slowly starts to lift her head off of Daniel Bryan's cock, with her pouty lips rubbing every inch of his cock until his cock leaves her mouth.

Daniel licks his lips as Brie presses her lips down against the head of his cock, sucking on it slightly until it falls from her lips.

Brie presses her lips together before she stands up and starts to lift her shirt to expose her nicely rounded and perky tits.

Daniel wraps his left hand around his saliva coated cock and lightly strokes it as he watches as Brie drops her top on the floor before she begins to lower the pair of shorts she is wearing.

Brie steps out of her shorts and then proceeds to lower her panties to expose her nicely shaved snatch.

"Mmmm..." Daniel moans as he strokes his cock and smiles at Brie as she steps towards him where she places her hands on his chest and proceeds to playfully push him so that he falls backward on the arm rest of the couch, landing on the cushions.

Brie smiles as she moves onto the couch and straddles him, lowering down on his cock and takes him into her pussy.

"I was not expecting that...mmmmm..." Daniel moans as Brie settles on his cock before she begins to rock on his shaft.

"I'm full of surprises..." Brie smiles and smoothly moves forward on his cock.

"Ahhhh yes you are..." Daniel says as he lays his hands on Brie's hips as he starts to thrust his cock up into her pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh Bryan..." Brie moans as she smoothly rocks forward on Daniel's cock, lightly bouncing as he thrusts up into her.

"Ahhhh... mmmmm..." Daniel moans as Brie rocks and bounces in response to his upward thrusts while he moves his hands against her waist.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yes...ohhhhhh..." Brie moans and licks her lips as she slides her hands affectionately against his toned chest as she moves forward.

'Mmmmmm ahhh..." Daniel Bryan moans as he quickens the pace of his upward thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhhh.." Brie moans as she feels his cock deeply thrusting up into her nicely wet and tight pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmm yeah ahhh..." Daniel moans as Brie moves her hands to his shoulders as she rides his pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh Bryan...ohhhhh..." Brie lustfully moans as she moves on his cock.

Daniel Bryan smiles up at Brie as she lustfully rocks on his stiff cock while bouncing every so often.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhhh..." Brie moans as she locks her beautiful eyes with Daniel as she bounces and smoothly moves on his cock.

"Ahhhhh mmmm..." Daniel groans as he starts to sit up in order to kiss Brie as she smoothly rocks on his dick.

"Mmmmmmm..." Brie moans softly into Daniel's lips as she moves her hands to his shoulders, kissing him back.

"Mmmm..." Daniel moans against Brie's lips as he shifts on the couch and turns to where he can lay her down on it.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Brie moans as she hooks her arms around Daniel's neck, keeping him down toward her as she kisses him back and wraps her gorgeous legs around his waist while he continues to pump into her.

"Mmmmm..." Daniel moans as he and Brie deepen their kiss as he pumps his cock firmly into her snatch.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Brie moans as she works her tongue gently into his mouth as she pushes against his thrusting cock.

"Ahhhh... mmm..." Daniel groans into Brie's mouth as she slides her tongue against his own while he fucks her.

"Mmmmmmmm.....mmmmm...." Brie moans as she moves on the couch underneath him as he thrusts his cock deeper into her.

"Mmmmm awwww..." Daniel Bryan moans as he quickens the pace of his thrusts as he fucks his long time girlfriend.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Brie moans into his mouth as she moves against the cushions of the couch at a quicker pace.

Daniel breaks the kiss with Brie as he pumps his cock firmly, swiftly and deeply into Brie's tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Brie moans as she closes her eyes and tilts her head back as Daniel Bryan swiftly plows his cock into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh... ahhh..." Daniel moans as his cock begins to throb as he pumps it repeatedly into Brie's snug twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh Bryan...ohhhhhh!" Brie moans and tilts her head back as she grips his arms with her hands as his thrusts rapidly increase.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Daniel moans as his thrusts become erratic as the throbbing of his shaft increases.

"Mmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh..." Brie moans as she feels his cock ramming deeply, but not forcefully into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm awww..." Daniel moans as he begins to cum inside of Brie's snug pussy.

"Mmmmmmm..." Brie Bella moans and lightly pushes against Daniel Bryan as his warm cum floods into her.

"Ohhhh ahhh..." Daniel groans as he slows down his thrusts gradually.

Brie smiles sweetly as she unwraps her legs from around Daniel's waist, which allows him to pull out of her.

"Mmmm love you Brie..." Daniel says with a smile.

Brie Bella smiles "I love you more..."

* * *

After leaving the catering area of Kansas City's Sprint Center, Trinity 'Naomi' McCray, dressed in a gray tank top and black tights, and her finance Jon 'Jimmy Uso' Fatu, wearing a gray t-shirt and blue shorts are walking hand in hand towards the locker room area. Jimmy sees the look on Naomi's face that clearly shows that she is unsure about something, "Alright girl, what is it now?" Jimmy asks almost teasingly.

Naomi sighs and shakes her head "Nothin'....don't worry about it..." Naomi casually replies.

"Naw, I can tell, it's somethin'..." Jimmy says.

"Jon..." Naomi sighs "It's nothin'..."

"Ya know I'm gonna keep on buggin' ya till ya tell me..." Jimmy says.

"Look...I just...feel bad, ok?"

"Still? Come on girl, ya explained why you don't want to set the big date yet, and I understand..."

"Are ya sure?" Naomi asks as she lets go off his hand and turns to face him, with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah I'm sure, ya know no mater how much drama, I love ya..." Jimmy answers with a nod.

"Ya'll are just sayin' that cause ain't been putting out lately..." Naomi says with a laugh as she jokingly pushes Jimmy Uso.

Jimmy laughs a bit, "There's that, but it ain't all that..." Jimmy says jokingly.

"Bullshit!" Naomi says and looks directly at Jimmy.

"Bullshit? What's bullshit?" Jimmy asks.

"Ya'll want sex...I know how horny ya've been..." Naomi replies.

"Yeah but..." Jimmy begins to say before Naomi cuts him off.

"Shut it.." Naomi says with a smirk and takes his hand "Ya'll want to get some, Jonny?"

"Get some, hell, I'll take the whole damn thing..." Jimmy quickly answers.

"Well shit boy! Lets get ya some!" Naomi replies with a smile and laugh, as she starts to lead him over to one of the nearby arena offices in the hallway.

"Hmmm seems like ya'll is wanting to get some too..." Jimmy says as he follows Naomi into the empty arena office while she flips the lightswitch on.

Naomi once again removes her hand from his hand and starts to walk over to the desk within the office, which has a laptop computer and several sheets of paper on it. Naomi turns to face Jimmy Uso before she lifts herself to sit onto the edge of the desk.

Jimmy closes the door to the office and locks it as he walks over to Naomi and kisses her on the lips while placing his hands on her waist so that he can push down her black tights.

Naomi lifts herself slightly off of the surface of the desk as she allows Jimmy Uso easier access to remove her tight. As Jimmy guides her pants down her nicely toned and smooth black legs, he happens to glance at one of the sheets of paper, which has a sticky note on it, addressing the paper to Vince McMahon, bringing Jimmy to the realization that the office they are is designated for WWE Chairman and CEO, Vince McMahon.

"Ah hold on girl... ya know whose office this is?" Jimmy asks.

Naomi places her hands onto Jimmy's shirt covered chest and starts to lift his shirt. ""

"It's the boss's... you know... the BIG BOSS..." Jimmy says as he picks up the sticky note from the desk to show it Naomi as she is lifting up his shirt.

Naomi removes her hands from Jimmy's shirt and raises an eyebrow before she smirks "So...ya aren't scared...are ya?"

"Ya'll serious about... in here...." Jimmy says as combines two sentences into one as he motions with hand to indicate Mr. McMahon's office.

"Yeah..." Naomi smirks. "I'm mean, Jon-boy...think of the thrill?"

"Thrill... right..." Jimmy says but it's clear to his fiance he still isn't quite sure.

Naomi places her hands onto Jimmy Uso's shirt covered chest and pushes him back slightly, which allows to her to hop off from the edge of the desk. "Sit on the desk, boy..." Naomi says with a playful smirk.

"You want me to sit on the boss's desk?" Jimmy asks as Naomi places her hands on his arms and turns him around.

"Yeah! Ya'll know I didn't stutter!" Naomi says before she snaps her fingers and points to the desk. "Sit!"

Jimmy literally 'hops to it' as he lifts himself on to the desk.

Naomi sighs "Ya'll gotta man up a bit..." Naomi says before she steps closer to Jimmy Uso and steps between his legs as she starts to push his shorts down.

"Hey I man up all the time..." Jimmy says as Naomi lowers his shorts from his waist along with his boxers, freeing his large cock as a result.

"Then don't be all scared!" Naomi says before she places her left hand around his fat Samoan cock and begins to stroke his shaft.

"Mmmmmm ain't scared, just bein' smart..." Jimmy moans as Naomi pumps her left hand on his hardening cock.

"Ya'll are scared...." Naomi says with a laugh as she strokes his cock before starting to lower down to her knees.

"Awwwww yeah girl..." Jimmy moans as Naomi continues to steadily stroke his now fully harden cock.

Naomi leans her head forward and starts to lap her tongue over the head of Jimmy's cock, while moving her hand back and forth on his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Jimmy moans as Naomi flicks her tongue against the head of his fat cock while she strokes his tool.

Naomi closes her eyes as she slaps her wet tongue against the head of Jimmy's fat cock as she tightens the grip around his rock solid shaft.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm...." Jimmy Uso moans as Naomi squeezes his cock with her left hand while she flicks her tongue all over the head of his dick.

Naomi looks up at Jimmy Uso before she parts her luscious and full lips, taking the head of his cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhh... " Jimmy moans.

Naomi wraps her lips perfectly around his cock and begins to bob her head back and forth, with her lips rubbing along his shaft.

"Ahhhh awww..." Jimmy moans as Naomi lifts and lowers her head on his rock hard cock.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Naomi moans as she bobs her head at a steady pace, with her lips working sensually on his shaft. Naomi places her hands onto his knees and starts to affectionately move her hands on his knees and upper legs.

"Ahhhh mmmm awww..." Jimmy groans as Naomi sucks and slurps on his large, meaty cock.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Naomi moans as she starts to lower her head at a quicker pace, taking Jimmy's fat Samoan cock deeper into her mouth.

"Awwww ahhh..." Jimmy Uso moans as his gorgeous black fiance sucks his cock at a brisk pace.

"Mmmmmmm..." Naomi moans before she turns her head and grinds her lips on his cock, with her wet tongue slapping against the bottom side of his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmmm awww..." Jimmy moans as Naomi smacks her tongue repeatedly against his cock as she continues to bob her head on his dick.

Naomi bobs her head swiftly forward, with her wet saliva dripping down as she sucks on his impressive cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Jimmy moans as Naomi's saliva drips down his stiff shaft.

Naomi looks up at Jimmy Uso before she starts to slowly lift her head off of his cock, with her lips dragging on his shaft.

"Mmmm damn girl..." Jimmy says with a moan.

Naomi smirks at Jimmy before she removes her top to expose her nicely rounded and juicy black tits, before she steps up to the desk and bends forward.

Jimmy gets off the desk and steps behind Naomi where he proceeds to guide his stiff Samoan cock into Naomi's snug wet black pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit..." Naomi moans as she feels her fiance's cock entering her pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Jimmy Uso moans as he begins to pump his cock in and out of Naomi's twat.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhhh...Jonnny..." Naomi moans as she rocks forward while bent over the desk, and moving on her feet.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck yeah..." Jimmy groans while he thrusts his dick deeply into Naomi as she pushes back against him.

"Mmmmmm...ohhh yeah baby..." Naomi moans as she rocks on her feet and pushes her nicely juicy ass back against Jimmy's waist.

"Ahhhh ahhhh fuck awww..." Jimmy moans as he puts his hands on Naomi's lower back as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh...." Naomi moans and presses her luscious lips together as she moves forward against the desk with each of his thrusts.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck... awww..." Jimmy moans as Naomi's ass smacks against his waist as he fucks her with deep thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm..." Naomi moans and closes her eyes as she feels his hands rubbing against her juicy ass as he pumps into her ass.

"Mmmmm ahhh awww fuck mmmm ahhh...' Jimmy Uso groans as he pounds Naomi's pussy as she is leaning over Mr. McMahon's desk.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm fuck...Jonnny...ohhhhh!" Naomi moans and turns her head to look back at Jimmy Uso as he pumps his cock steadily into her.

"Mmmmm ahhh awww fuck..." Jimmy groans as he rams his cock a few more times into Naomi's twat before pulling out. He then turns Naomi around and lifts her on the desk. Once Naomi spreads her legs, Jimmy steps between them and guides his cock back into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh awwww damn yeah baby!" Naomi moans and licks her lips as she hooks her nicely toned and smooth legs around his waist as he starts to pump into her.

"Ahhhh awwwww mmmm fuck..." Jimmy moans as he rams his cock repeatedly into Naomi's wet pussy.

Naomi places her hands onto Jimmy's arms as she moves against his thrusting cock.

"Ohhhh yeah ahhhh fuck... mmmm...' Jimmy moans as he hammers Naomi's cunt as she leans back on the desk.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Naomi moans and closes her eyes as her nicely juicy black tits bounce as he pumps into her.

"Awwww fuck... mmmm ahhhh..." Jimmy Uso moans as Naomi bounces on the desk while he rams his dick into her.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm Jonny! Ohhhhhhh..." Naomi moans as sweat drips down her body, while he continues to swiftly pump his cock into her nicely wet and tight pussy.

"Ahhhh awww mmm fuck... ahhhh mmm..." Jimmy groans as he pounds Naomi's twat with swift and firm thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm..." Naomi moans as she grinds her wet snatch on his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm ahhh... awww..." Jimmy moans as his cock starts to throb as he deeply fucks his hot black fiance.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Naomi moans and tilts her head back as she feels his cock thrusting erratically deeper.

"Ahhhh awwww mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Jimmy groans as he starts to cum inside of Naomi's black wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...." Naomi moans as she licks her lips, breathing heavily as his warm cum drains into her pussy.

"Ahhh mmmmm damn...' Jimmy moans as he holds his cock inside of Naomi's cum filled twat.

"Mmmmmmm..." Naomi moans and smiles as she unwraps her legs from around his waist and allows Jimmy to step out between her legs, withdrawing his cock.

"Mmmm ya know girl... we should probably get out of here before the boss comes back..."

Naomi smirks a bit and laughs "Ya'll are scared..."

"Ya'll fine ass would be if the big boss walked in..." Jimmy laughs.

"Not as scared as ya!" Naomi fires back.

"You wanna wait to see if he does come in here?" Jimmy asks.

Naomi raises an eyebrow and looks at Jimmy Uso "Ya'll fuckin' kiddin' me!?"

"Ya'll sayin' ya won't be scared..." Jimmy says.

"I ain't scared..."

"All right we'll see..."


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