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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Training For The Game
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Hours before the October 12, 2009 edition on Monday Night RAW begins it's
weekly broadcast, D-Generation X member Triple H, wearing jeans, a DX t-shirt
and DX camo hat, is watching Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos kick at a
heavy bag inside the weight room of Pikeville, Kentucky's E KY Expo Center.
"Ok that's good... really good... you really know how to raise them legs..."
Triple H says as he comments on Maria's kicking style. Throughout the day,
the former multi-time World Champion has been training the Access Hollywood
correspondent some basic wrestling moves.

Maria Menounos takes a deep breath and pushes a strand of her gorgeous
brunette hair out of her face with her left hand. "Thanks...." Maria replies,
taking a breath, "Do you really think I'm good to go for tonight?" Maria
asks, dressed in a pair of tight black wrestling pants, which hug perfectly
to her nicely toned and petite body with her juicy and perfectly shaped ass,
also wearing a tight black top, fitted nicely against her nicely sized,
natural chest.

"Yeah I do..." Triple H says while nodding his head, "Now to really prepare
you for the ring I suggest..." Triple H says as he reaches into his back
pocket and pulls out a slightly rolled up paperback book. "That you read the
Unauthorized History of DX... which is available now on"
Triple H grins.

Maria Menounos blushes and cutely laughs as she looks at Triple H "...And
don't forget fine book stores near you..."Maria says as she adorably finishes
Triple H's sentence before presses her soft and pouty lips together, placing
her hands onto her tanned, nicely curved hips. "So is anything
else I need to know?"

Triple H smirks, "Well there is the hammerlock... one of the oldest moves
there is..." Triple H says as he puts the book down.

Maria nods her head slightly and looks at Triple H "Are you going to show me
how to do that?" Maria asks with a gorgeous smile.

"If you insist..." Triple H says as he steps towards Maria. "How it works is
that..." Triple H starts to say as he turns Maria's around and takes hold of
her right arm. "You take hold of the arm like this... and bring it behind the
back... and apply some pressure..." Triple H says as he applies a gentle
hammerlock to Maria, which causes her to bend forward slightly.

Maria presses her pouty lips together and glances over her shoulder, laughing
a bit "So is my opponent suppose to be like this?" The Access Hollywood
correspondent asks as she is bent forward in front of Triple H with her
nicely rounded ass pressed back against his waist and crotch.

Triple H laughs, "Well... it depends on how much pressure you use..." Triple
H says, "Now if you want to counter the hammerlock... you just.. reach
between you legs... and grab your opponent's leg and jerk it forward..."
Triple H says. as he slightly grinds his crotch against Maria's ass.

Maria Menounos, being a long-time WWE fan, raises an eyebrow and glances over
her shoulder to look back at Triple H, while she remains bent over in front
of him, with Triple H still holding her right arm behind her back. "If I
remember correctly..." Maria begins to say with a laugh "This seems real

"Whatever do you mean?" Triple H asks innocently as Maria pushes back
slightly against his crotch.

"Well...I remember watching and I think it was you and a position
like this..." Maria says as she lightly grinds her stunning ass against his
waist and crotch. "And your television wife, Stephanie, walked in..."

"Oh well... that was just TV... you know..." Triple H smirks, "Steph isn't my
TV wife any more so there's no chance of that happening again..." Triple H
adds as his cock starts to harden in his jeans while he lets go of Maria's

Maria Menounos turns around and stands straight up, facing the muscular
Triple H. "Alright...I got a question though..."

"Shoot..." Triple H replies as he places his hands on his waist.

Maria cutely smirks at Triple H "I'm sure having Trish in that position was
very did you like bang her afterwards or what?" Maria asks with
a playful laugh, curiously looking at Triple H.

Triple H grins innocently, "Well... let's just say... Trish really knows how
to play the game while on the road..." Triple H replies.

Maria raises an eyebrow and smirks a bit "So you did bang her?"

Triple H smiles, "Like I said... she knows how to play the game..." Triple H

Maria Menounos nods her head slightly as she looks at Triple H "Do you think
I could play the game?"

"Mmmm.... you could..." Triple H says as he starts to check out Maria.

Maria smiles and sweetly looks at Triple H " think so?" Maria asks
as she mischievously looks at him.

Triple H nods his head, "Yeah I do..."

Maria Menounos licks her lips lightly as she glances at Triple H's strong,
muscular tanned arms ripping at the seams of his t-shirt. "We could find

"Well if you want to play the game... then... I do have two words for you..."
Triple H says before he licks his lips.

Triple H nods his head before he raises his arms slightly and performs a
crotch chop "Suck it..."

Maria rubs her pouty lips together and nods her brunette head "Just what I
love to hear!" Maria says with a laugh before the gorgeous actress and
correspondent of Access Hollywood lowers herself down onto her knees on the
gym floor, in front of Triple H. Triple H takes off his hat and begins to
lift up his t-shirt, revealing his muscular and tanned upper body as Maria
begins to eagerly unbuckle his belt. Maria seductively smiles up at Triple H
as she threads the belt through the loops of his jeans before she rubs her
hands gently against the bulging crotch of his jeans. Maria Menounos proceeds
to unzip and unbutton his jeans before lowering them from his muscular waist.

Triple H's long and thick cock pops free from his jeans after Maria lowers
them enough and The Game smirks when he sees Maria's eyes widen as she gets
an up close look of his impressive cock. "Game on Maria..."

Maria bites down on her bottom lip and nods her head as she glance up at
Triple H, before she places her soft hands around his massive cock and begins
to gently move her hands, stroking his shaft. "Oh on!
Definitely!" Maria smiles. Triple H steps out of his jeans as Maria uses both
of her hand to stroke his huge cock. Maria Menounos leans her brunette head
down and gently slides her wet tongue against the swollen head of his cock,
before starting to gently lap her tongue around the surface. "Mmmmmm...."
Maria softly moans as she coats his cock with her saliva.

"Mmmm..." Triple H moans as Maria Menounos slides her tongue around the large
head of his massive cock while she places both of her hands down at the base
of his shaft. Maria opens her mouth and lowers her head, taking Triple H's
cock into her soothing and sweet mouth. Maria wraps her soft and pouty lips
around his shaft and begins to smoothly bob her head at a steady pace.

"Ohhh yeah..." Triple H groans as Maria slowly bobs her head on his cock,
taking another inch of his shaft into her mouth after every few bobs. Maria
closes her eyes and presses her lips slightly tighter around his shaft as she
moves her head up and down on his cock, gradually bobbing her head at a
quicker pace.

"Ahhhh ahh..." Triple H places a hand on Maria's head as steadily increases
her pace as she continues to suck his cock while swallowing more of it.

"Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmm...." Maria Menounos softly moans as she lightly rocks
forward on her knees, sucking on Triple H's massive cock, wetting his shaft
perfectly with her saliva as she bobs her head.

"Yeah.... ahhh yeah...." Triple H groans as he starts to thrust his cock into
Maria's mouth as she sucks and slurps on it. Maria opens her beautiful eyes
and looks up sweetly at Triple H as the gorgeous correspondent of Access
Hollywood perfectly sucks on his cock, her pouty lips rubbing lustfully
against his shaft.

"Mmmmm yeah... ahhh damn..." Triple H smirks down at Maria as her head
continues to go back and forth on his long, hard and thick cock. Maria gently
slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of Triple H's thick cock, while
she works her soft, moist lips against his shaft, while continuing to bob her

"Ahhhh.... ohhh damn you're good...' Triple H groans as Maria Menounos slows
down her bobbing before she starts to lift her head off of his saliva soaked

Maria scrunches her nose up and laughs "Thanks...I enjoyed sucking it..."

"I bet you're going to enjoy fucking it even more..." Triple H smirks as
leans down towards the gorgeous Access Hollywood correspondent and begins to
lift up her tight black top. Maria Menounos cutely laughs as she raises her
arms when Triple H lifts her tight fitting black top, exposing her naturally
rounded and juicy, tanned and perfectly perky tits. Triple H licks his lips
as he looks at Maria's perky round tits as he drops her top on the floor
while she leans back slightly to start pushing her wrestling pants from her
waist. Maria lowers her tight fitting black wrestling pants down from her
gorgeously smooth and tanned legs, before stepping out of them and stands in
front of Triple H with her smoothly shaved, nicely moist pussy.

"Time to increase the game..." Triple H smirks at Maria before he puts his
hands on her waist. The Game lifts Maria up and lowers her onto his massive

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...." Maria moans and wraps her smooth, gorgeously tanned
legs around Triple H's muscular waist and begins to smoothly bounce up and
down on his cock, grinding her pussy against his shaft.

"Ahhh.... mmm..." Triple H groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of
Maria's pussy as she lifts and lowers herself steadily on his shaft. Maria
Menounos closes her eyes and places her hands onto his muscular, tanned chest
as she rapidly bounces on his cock, while he deeply and quickly thrusts
upward. Triple H grits his teeth as his cock pistons deeply into Maria's
pussy as she holds onto him while she bounces swiftly on it.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Maria moans and leans her head back as
she feels Triple H's cock deeply hammering up into her pussy as he
impressively holds her up, while he stands.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmmm yeah..." Triple H grunts as he pounds Maria's pussy
before he starts to get down on his knees as he keeps fucking the gorgeous
Access Hollywood Correspondent.

Maria keeps her smooth and gorgeous legs hooked around Triple H's muscular
waist as she now lays on the floor, with Triple H on top of her, ramming his
cock deeply into her pussy. "Ohhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah...." Maria Menounos

"Mmmmm... you like playing the game don't ya..." Triple H groans as he
increases the pace and force of his thrusts, slamming his entire cock into
Maria's hot cunt.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...mmmm I love it..." Maria groans as she places her hands onto
Triple H's strong, muscular arms as she slides on the floor, beneath Triple H
as he works his massive cock into her pussy. Triple H licks his lips as he
continues to deeply penetrate Maria's pussy as she arches her body in order
to push her pussy up against his shaft.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah....mmmm that feels so good..." Maria Menounos moans as
she gently grinds her pussy back against his deeply thrusting, impressive

"Mmmmm ahhh.... ahhh..." Triple H places his hands just above Maria's waist
and he turns over onto his back while pulling Maria with him so that she ends
up mounted on his massive shaft. Maria licks her lips and tosses her brunette
hair back as she places her hands onto his muscular, tanned chest, now
mounted on his cock and begins to rock back and forth, while sitting straight
up on his shaft.

"Ahhh show me what you got..." Triple H smirks up at Maria as she perfectly
rocks back and forth on his upward thrusting cock.

Maria seductively smirks down at Triple H as she grinds her petite and
gorgeous body on his cock while she rapidly bounces up and down on his
massive shaft. "Ohhhhhh....mmm you're so big..." Maria groans as she rides
his cock with ease.

"Ahhh damn..." Triple H groans as he firmly thrusts his cock up into Maria's
pussy as she bounces straight up and down on his massive dick.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhh..." Maria moans and grits her teeth
slightly as she lowers herself smoothly on his cock, while he rapidly thrusts
himself upward into her tight and wet pussy. Triple H grinds his teeth as his
massive hard cock begins to throb inside of Maria Menounos's hot wet twat as
she swiftly rides him.

Maria lowers her head slightly as she rocks forward on his cock, with her
pussy tightening around his shaft as she continues to lower sharply and
smoothly bounce on his cock. "Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Maria moans as she becomes
to gently cum on his cock.

"Ahhh.... awww.... mmmm..." Triple H groans as he begins to cum inside of
Maria's soaking wet pussy.

Maria rubs her soft and pouty lips together as she feels the warm, sudden
rush of Triple H's cum spraying inside of her pussy. "Ohhhhhh fuck...." Maria
softly groans as she rocks back lightly on his cock, sweat dripping from her
petite, gorgeously tanned and flawlessly curved body.

"Ahhh mmmm.... ahhh..." Triple H moans as Maria rocks on his cum spraying

Maria sweetly smiles down at Triple H as she remains mounted on his cock,
gently sliding her soft hands against his lightly sweat coated, muscular
chest. " is there anything else I need to know for my match

"Hmmm.... I think... I may show you how to do a monkey flip..." Triple H

Maria laughs and scrunches her nose up "A monkey flip?"

"Yeah... you'll love it..." Triple H smirks.

Maria curiously raises an eyebrow "Why will I love it?" Maria asks with an
adorable smile.

Triple H continues to smirk up at Maria "You'll see..."


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