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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Trish Vs Lita - The Ultimate Competition Part 3
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

At a hotel in Memphis, Tennessee early in the morning on June 21, 2000, Trish
Stratus is stepping out of her hotel room with her camera to meet with Lita
to check see who has scored more in their bet after two days. As she makes
her way to the elevator, the elevator doors open and Eddie Guerrero, wearing
slacks and a black shirt, steps out. With the way Eddie is walking, Trish can
tell that he has been out all night partying. Seeing that Latino Heat can be
easy to score with in his current state, Trish approaches Eddie as he
staggers to his hotel room.

Trish Stratus, dressed in a pair of nicely tight, but relaxed fit black
workout pants and a black tank top, slides her left hand through her blond
hair and smirks. "This is going to be a so fucking easy..." Trish says as she
closes her distance between herself and Eddie Guerrero. "Eddie....Eddie..."
Trish calls out.

Eddie slowly turns to face Trish and grins, "Hey mami cita..." Eddie says and
it's clear to Trish that the former European Champion is drunk.

"Hey Eddie...." Trish says with an angelic smile on her face as she places
her hands onto her curved hips, looking at Eddie with her beautiful eyes,
easily manipulating Eddie with her innocent appearing demeanor "How's it
going?"

"Oh it's going all good mami..." Eddie says as he licks his lips, "Mmmmm
you're looking all good too..."

Trish seductively giggles. "Oh of course I do Eddie...I bet you've never seen
someone as hot as me..."

"Shit...I like all the pretty mami citas..." Eddie says with a drunken laugh,
"You want some Latino Heat baby?" Eddie adds

Trish bites down on her bottom lip and slyly looks at Eddie Guerrero with her
wickedly seductive eyes. "Mmmm...I was hoping you'd ask Eddie, because I
would love some of that Latino Heat..."

"Great mami...I think my room is around here... some where..." Eddie laughs

Trish licks her lips and steps closer to Eddie as she places her hands onto
his chest, playfully picking at the material of his shirt. "If you can't find
it...the stairs are nearby..."

"Sounds good to me baby..." Eddie replies with a grin

* * *

A short time later in the stairwell, Eddie Guerrero is sitting on the top
step while Trish Stratus is kneeling between his legs and bobbing her head up
and down on his rock hard Hispanic cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm....mmmmmm..." Trish moans softly as her pouty and luscious lips
perfectly wrap around his shaft, with her blond haired head steadily bobbing
back and forth. "Mmmmmmm..." Trish moans as she holds the base of his shaft
with her left hand as she continues to smoothly suck on his shaft.

"Mmmm yeah mami... ahhhh..." Eddie moans as Trish sucks and slurps on his
cock while he leans back slightly and places his hands behind himself on the
floor. Trish lifts her beautiful and seductive eyes to look up at Eddie as
she continues to bob her head up and down on his shaft, with her wet tongue
slapping against his meaty shaft.

"Mmmmm suck that dick baby..." Eddie moans as he glances at Trish as she bobs
her head at a steady, brisk pace on his tool. Trish twists her left hand
lightly against the base of his shaft as she rubs her lips back and forth on
his shaft, starting to take him deeper into her mouth, with her saliva
dripping down on his meaty cock.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm..." Eddie Guerrero moans as Trish deep throats his cock and
holds it within her warm and wet mouth. Trish places her right hand onto
Eddie's waist as she rocks her head back and forth on his shaft, with her
saliva dripping down on his shaft, with her lips grinding lustfully on his
shaft.

"Ahhhhh awwww..." Eddie groans as Trish sucks and slurps lustfully on his
cock. Trish lifts her head all the way to the top of Edge's cock with the
head of his shaft trapped between her pouty and luscious lips before she
proceeds to lower herself all the way down on his cock.

"Awwww fuck..." Eddie moans as Trish traps his cock deep within her warm and
moist mouth, resulting her face pressing lightly against his crotch. Trish
slowly loosens her lips from around his shaft and lifts her head, leaving his
cock dripping with her saliva.

"Mmmm Chyna don't suck dick like that..." Eddie drunkenly laughs as Trish
starts to move up towards him to push Eddie to lay all the way back as she
straddles his waist.

"Shhhhhhh....shhh....Eddie not too loud...we'll get caught" Trish says with a
playful giggle as she lowers herself smoothly down onto his cock, taking him
into her wet, tight pussy.

"Mmmmm who's gonna come looking for me.... the cops?" Eddie laughs and moans
as Trish starts to move back and forth on his cock while he starts to thrust
up into her pussy.

Trish places her hands onto Eddie's muscular chest and licks her lips as she
rocks back and forth on his meaty cock. "Mmmmm how does that feel, baby?"
Trish asks with a moan.

"Ahhhhh... awww yeah...." Eddie moans as Trish Stratus grinds herself on his
cock as he thrusts up into her tight snatch.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh....ohhhhhhh yeah Eddie..." Trish moans and closes her eyes as
she starts to bounce on his shaft whenever he thrusts up into her wet snatch.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Eddie Guerrero moans as Trish Stratus bounces up and down on
his upward thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm" Trish moans and tilts her head back and closes her eyes
as she rocks back and forth on his cock, while bouncing when Eddie thrusts
up. Eddie places his hands on Trish's hips as Trish bounces smoothly up and
down on his upward pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhh yeah...ohhhhh come on Eddie...let me feel that heat!" Trish moans
as she slides her hands onto his muscular chest while swiftly rocking back
and forth.

"Ohhhh fuck... mmmm..." Eddie moans as Trish bounces and grinds herself
sharply on his cock.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhhhh Eddie..." Trish moans as she rocks forward smoothly on
Eddie's cock as her large, juicy tits sway.

"Ohhhh yeah mami... feel the heat!" Eddie moans as he watches Trish's big
tits sway as she rides his pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh fuck! Mmmmmm! Eddie!" Trish Stratus moans as she grinds
her wet pussy down on his shaft. Eddie sits up slightly and wraps his arms
around Trish's body as she grinds herself on his cock. Slowly, Eddie starts
to turn in order to get Trish sit Trish on the top step while he carefully
kneels on the next-to-top step while pumping his cock into her cunt.

"Ohhhhhh....mmmmmm Eddie...ohhhhhh yeah make me feel that heat!" Trish moans
and leans her head back.

"Ahhhhh mmmm... awww..." Eddie grunts as he pumps his cock quickly in and out
of Trish's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh...mmmmmm...ohhhhhhh..." Trish moans as she grinds and pushes
her body back against Eddie's cock.

"Mmmmm shit awww!" Eddie moans as he swiftly rams his cock repeatedly into
Trish's hot wet twat.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...." Trish moans and arches her back slightly against the stairs
as she pushes her gorgeous body back against his cock. Eddie places his hands
on Trish's thighs as he pumps his cock balls deep into Trish's snatch as she
pushes against him.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm just like that Eddie..." Trish moans as she raises her
smooth, tanned legs and wraps them around his waist. Eddie Guerrero grits his
teeth as he continues to fuck Trish's pussy as she uses her legs to pull
herself against him.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh" Trish moans as she pushes herself against Eddie,
feeling his rock hard cock slamming into her.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Eddie groans as his cock starts to throb as he hammers
Trish's hot wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm! Eddie....fuck that pussy...make me feel the heat!"
Trish moans as she grinds sharply back against his cock.

"Ahhhh... awwww yeah mami... mmmm!" Eddie groans as he starts to cum,
shooting his warm load inside of Trish's cunt.

Trish licks her lips and narrows her eyes seductively as she feels his warm
cum flooding her wet pussy. "Mmmmmm...ohhh Eddie, baby..."

"Mmmmm yeah.... feel the heat..." Eddie groans as he slowly pumps his cock
into Trish's pussy while he cums. Trish gently unwraps her smooth, tanned
legs from around Eddie's waist and lays back on the stairs.

"Mmmmm..." Eddie licks his lips as he pulls his cum spent cock out of Trish's
wet pussy.

"Say....Eddie?" Trish asks with an angelic smile.

"Yeah baby?" Eddie asks.

"Would you mind letting me take a picture...you know...so I remind this?"
Trish says with an innocent, but sly smirk.

"Sure baby... whatever you like..." Eddie grins

* * *

A short time later, a freshly fucked Trish Stratus is stepping off the
elevator in the empty and dimly lit hotel lobby where Lita is waiting for
her. "Get ready for a shock whore... I scored two.... Kurt and Eddie..."
Trish brags as she approaches Lita and hands over her digital camera so that
Lita can see the proof.

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks at Trish Stratus. "Kurt? Kurt Angle?" Lita
asks with a laugh. "And you're bragging about that?"

"Look at the picture... and you'll see why I'm bragging," Trish replies with
a smirk.

Lita glances down and her eyes widen as she sees the picture of Kurt Angle.
"Wow! Definitely wasn't expecting that!" Lita says before she hands the
camera back to Trish. "But...he's still a dork, doesn't change that"

"Oh no question..." Trish laughs, "But with a dick like that and that..
stupid three I's thing of his... he makes up for it... so let me guess you
scored yesterday," Trish smirks.

Lita nods her head and smirks confidently. "Yeah..." Lita says before she
hands her camera over to Trish. "Have a look for yourself, skank..."

Trish takes Lita's camera and makes a face, "Fuck..." Trish says as she looks
at the display that shows Triple H, Road Dogg and X-Pac

"Is there are problem?" Lita asks with a smirk and crosses her arms against
her chest.

Trish hands the camera back to Lita, "No problem... just surprised you
actually got three guys at once.... they must have given you a pity fuck..."
Trish says.

Lita rolls her eyes and shakes her head. "Say whatever you want...I'm in the
lead...and guess what, that means you're losing!"

"That was just a fluke... I'll be in the lead by the time we meet tomorrow!"
Trish snaps.

Lita presses her lips together and looks at Trish for a moment and then
laughs. "What are you going to do? Lay naked in the locker room and let who
ever walks in go right in for service?" Lita says and shakes her head. "What
a fucking slut you are."

"Do I look like The Kat to you?" Trish asks with a smirk, "I don't need to do
something so cheap..."

"Yeah...we'll see about that when you get desperate..."

* * *

Later in the day in the hotel gym, Lita is riding an exercise bike as she
watches the other people in the gym to see what WWF Superstars she can score
with to build up her lead over her blond haired rival. As Lita casually
pedals, she notices Chris Jericho, with a towel around his waist coming out
of the steam room and making his way to the locker room. Lita smirks and
lifts herself off the exercise bike to quickly, yet casually, walk to
intercept Jericho before he reaches his destination.

"Hey...Chris! Chris! Wait up!" Lita calls out.

"Huh?" Jericho stops walking and looks around after hearing his named called.
It takes him a few moments to notice Lita as she gets closer to her, "Hey
Lita... what's going on?"

"Not much, man!" Lita says with a smile as she approaches Jericho, dressed in
a pair of somewhat baggy black workout pants and a black sports bra. "You
headed somewhere?" Lita asks with a smirk as she places her hands onto her
nicely juicy, curved hips, as her black thong slightly sticks out.

"Just to the locker room to get change..." Jericho grins as he tries not to
be obvious as he checks out Lita's hips as her workout pants hang loosely
from her hips.

"Oh damn..." Lita says and presses her lips together.

"Damn? What damn?" Jericho asks.

"Oh..." Lita says and shrugs her shoulders "It's nothing...I was just gonna
head to the steam room and was hoping to have some company."

"Well I just came out of the steam room..." Jericho laughs a bit.

Lita bites down on her bottom lip and looks down "Damn..." Lita says under
her breath, but still audible to Jericho.

"Hmmmm maybe if I had an incentive I could go back in...." Jericho says
jokingly.

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks up at Jericho. "An incentive? Like what a
blow job?" Lita asks with a laugh.

Jericho laughs, "Well if you're offering..."

Lita presses her lips together and looks at Chris Jericho with her sultry and
seductively feisty eyes. "And...if I was?"

Jericho grins, "I'd say.... race ya there..." Jericho says with a laugh.

Lita nods her red haired head. "Let's go then..."

"You're shitting me..." Jericho laughs a bit.

Lita looks at Jericho in a serious manner. "I don't joke about sucking
dick..."

* * *

A short time later in the hotel steam room, Chris Jericho is sitting on the
bench as Lita kneels on the floor, bobbing her head up and down on his
perfectly long, thick and rock hard cock.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm" Lita moans as she sultry lips brush back and
forth against Jericho's shaft as she steadily rocks her red haired head back
and forth, taking him perfectly deep into her mouth.

"Ahhhhh yeah.... mmmmm fuck..." Jericho moans as Lita works her red-haired
head at a smooth pace on his big stiff dick.

Lita lifts her seductive and playful eyes to look up at Jericho as she bobs
her head smoothly along his shaft, letting her saliva drip on his shaft,
"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Lita moans as slaps her tongue against his shaft, causing
her tongue ring to seductively smack against his shaft.

"Ohhhhh shit... you are surely serious about sucking dick..." Jericho moans
as Lita slides her tongue against his cock as she bobs her head on it. Lita
smirks seductively around Jericho's cock before she slides her hands up to
Jericho's tanned and toned waist before she presses her lips a bit tighter
around his shaft and starts to rapidly bob her head, fucking his cock with
her skilled mouth.

"Ahhhhh mmmm..." Jericho moans as Lita lifts and lowers her head rapidly on
his long, hard and thick dick. Lita closes her eyes as she turns her head
smoothly and grinds her sultry lips on his shaft before she lowers and
teasingly drops her head down completely at a slow pace. Jericho tilts his
head back as Lita proceeds to slowly swallow every inch of his cock until her
nose is pressed against his crotch. Lita holds her head down completely on
his cock, letting her wet saliva drip down on his shaft as she lightly rocks
her head on his shaft.

"Mmmmmm fuck.." Chris Jericho moans as Lita holds her head down on his tool
for an incredible length of time before she starts to lift her head up. Lita
lifts her head up slowly, letting inch by inch of Chris Jericho's cock leave
her mouth, until she reaches the head of his cock, with her lips still
pressed around the very tip. Lita lashes her tongue against the head of his
shaft before releasing the head of his cock and lifting her head completely
off.

"Mmmmm shit..." Jericho moans as his cock leaves Lita's mouth, "I'm hoping
you didn't just want to suck my dick..." Jericho grins.

Lita smirks as she places her left hand around his shaft and strokes her hand
up his saliva coated cock. "Hell no!"

"Good..." Jericho says as Lita strokes his cock. Lita laughs and tosses her
red hair back before she straddle Jericho's waist as she sits on the top
bench of the steam room and lowers herself down easily, but deeply onto his
cock.

"Mmmmmm shit..." Jericho moans as Lita places her hands on his shoulders as
she starts to rock back and forth on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm fuck Chris..." Lita moans as she places her hands onto his
shoulders and increasingly rocks on his cock.

"Ahhhh..." Jericho moans as he places his hands on Lita's waist while he
begins to thrust his cock up into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm fuck...ohhhhhhhh!" Lita moans and grits her teeth
slightly as she bounces up and down on his cock, grinding down on his shaft,
while feeling him thrusting up.

"Ahhhh awww..." Jericho groans as he pumps his cock up into Lita's cunt while
she bounces on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm fuck....ohhhhhh!" Lita leans her head back and licks her
lips as she swiftly moves back and forth on his cock. Jericho moves his hands
up to Lita's large juicy tits as he pumps his cock firmly up into her pussy
as she rides him.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm...fuck....ohhhhhh yeah Chris!" Lita moans as she rapidly
bounces as Jericho hammers his cock upward into her pussy. Jericho squeezes
Lita's tits as she bounces and rocks on his large cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm fuck! Ohhhhhhh!" Lita grits her teeth and seductively narrows to
her eyes to look at Jericho, sharply rocking forward on his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm fuck..." Jericho groans as he moves his hands back to
Lita's hips as she rocks sharply on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm!" Lita moans as sweat heavily drips from her body
thanks to the steaming warmth of the steam room as she grinds back and forth
and sharply bounces on his cock.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm.." Jericho licks his lips as he proceeds to lift the smoking
hot, sweat coated red-head up off of his cock. Lita slips from Jericho's
hands and lowers herself to the floor. Jericho moves to kneel on the floor as
Lita turns around to get on all fours. Lita glances over her shoulder and
slyly smirks as she teasingly sways her juicy ass from side to side.

Jericho smirks, "I know an invitation when I see it..." Jericho says as he
guides his cock between Lita's ass cheeks and into her tight asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmm fuck yeah!" Lita moans and smirks as she rocks back on her knees
to push back against his shaft as he thrusts into her.

"Ahhhhh..." Jericho moans as he lays his hands on Lita's waist as he thrusts
his cock in and out of her ass while sweat drips down his body.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmm..." Lita lustfully and seductively moans as she rocks
back on her knees to push back against his cock to smack her juicy ass
against his waist.

"Mmmm fuck... ahhhh yeah push that ass back against my gorgeous waist!"
Jericho moans as Lita's juicy ass smack against his body each time she pushes
back against him as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm fuck!" Lita moans as sweat drips off of her sultry body
as she feels his hammering his cock into her ass.

"Ohhhhh yeah.... awww!" Chris Jericho groans as he pounds Lita's ass with
firm and swift thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!" Lita moans as she continues to push back against his
waist and thrusting shaft. Chris Jericho licks his lips Lita matches his pace
as she rocks back against him while he pumps his cock sharply and deeply into
her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmm shit!" Lita moans as she continues to rock back and forth
on her knees, while pushing back and being sent forward with his thrusts.
Jericho pulls his cock out of Lita's ass and shoves it into her pussy while
he pulls her to sit up on her knees. As Jericho resumes thrusting into her,
Lita leans back against Jericho's sweat coated body. Lita glances over her
shoulder and slyly looks back at Jericho as she grinds down on his shaft,
while rocking on her knees against his thrusts.

"Mmmmm you like that?" Jericho asks as he reaches around Lita to grab her
tits with both hands as he thrusts his cock deep into her twat.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah! Mmmmmm fuck" Lita moans loudly as she grinds against his
cock. Jericho squeezes Lita's big juicy tits each time he shoves his cock
into Lita's cunt as she rocks on her knees to grind herself on his pistoning
tool.

"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Lita moans and arches back slightly as she begins to cum on his
cock.

"Ahhhhhh mmmmm..." Jericho moans as his cock starts to throb as Lita cums on
his dick while he continues to fuck her.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm...." Lita groans and licks her lips as she rocks
slowly against his cock.

"Ahhhhhh awwww shit..." Jericho groans as he pulls his cock out of Lita's
soaking wet pussy. Jericho stands up and starts to stroke his cock as Lita
eagerly turns around to face the blond haired Canadian. Lita raises an
eyebrow and glances up at Jericho before she places her hands onto his toned,
tanned waist and opens her mouth with his cock pointed directly at her mouth.

"Ahhhhh awwww!" Chris Jericho lets out a loud moan as he starts to cum,
spraying his warm thick spunk right into Lita's wide open mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Lita hungrily moans as she tastes the warm cum spraying into
her mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Jericho moans as he continues to stroke his cock until he's
finished cumming. Lita seductively glances up at Jericho as she flicks her
tongue against the head of his cock.

"Mmmmm damn... so glad I came back into the steam room..." Jericho grins down
at Lita.

Lita licks her lips "Oh yeah...I bet you are!"

"I'm gonna need a good long shower," Jericho laughs as he wipes some sweat
from his forehead.

Lita nods her head and laughs "Yeah me too, man..." Lita says before she
bites down on her bottom lip.

"Wanna save water and shower with me?" Jericho asks jokingly

"That sounds like a good idea..." Lita says before she raises an eyebrow and
smirks up. "But first Chris...a favor?"

"Okay... what favor?" Jericho asks.

"I take a picture of you...just how you are now."

"Sure..." Jericho laughs, "Kind of wonder why is it every girl wants a naked
picture of the ayatollah of rock n rolla!"

-END-


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