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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Trish Vs Lita: The Ultimate Competition Part 8
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Prior to the start of RAW IS WAR on the afternoon June 26, 2000 at Worcester,
Massachusetts's Centrum, Trish Stratus and Lita are in the shower area of the
WWF Divas locker room checking each other's digital camera to see who has
scored with more WWF Superstars. "Damn I wanted them..." Trish pouts when she
sees that Lita has added Too Cool, bringing Lita's total to 13 while Trish
just has 12. "But because you broke the rules I can pull ahead when I'll just

Lita narrows her eyes and glares at Trish. "Look...I already know you're
going to go and whore yourself out to Matt and Jeff, so why don't you just do
it and get it over with!?" Lita yells.

Trish smiles slyly, "Well... since we extended our bet an extra day... I
figure I'd give you a chance to win..."

Lita raises an eyebrow and looks at Trish with her arms crosses against her
chest. "I'm already winning you bleached blond bitch..."

"Only by one... when I fuck Matt and Jeff that will be two... so I'll win..."
Trish replies.

"Not after today..." Lita says before she smirks. "Because I plan on uping my

"We'll see...." Trish smirks.

Yeah...we'll see..." Lita says with a nod of her head before she glares at
Trish. "Good luck opening your legs too...although it shouldn't be to hard
for a whore like you..."

Trish grins, "When you look as good as I do... everything is easy... but
you'll need a lot of luck to get someone's attention if that's what you're
wearing tonight..."

Lita presses her lips together and takes a step closer to Trish Stratus. "Do
it again...I dare you..." Lita says as she raises her left hand up. "Because
I am so close to knocking the bleached blond out of you..."

Trish raises an eyebrow as she smirks up at Lita, "Honey if you're gonna get
that close to me either kiss me or ask me advice on your lipstick cause that
color you have is just terrible..."

Lita grits her teeth and balls her left hand into a fist before she swings at
her rival, Trish Stratus, knocking her squarely in the jaw and sending the
Canadian Bombshell down onto her ass on the floor.

"Owww!" Trish holds her mouth with both hands. She glares at Lita, "What the
fuck is your problem?! Are you crazy?!"

Lita smirks and shrugs her shoulders "I warned you..." Lita says before she
starts to walk away.

Trish grits her teeth as she gets up to her feet. As Lita walks away, Trish
rushes forward and tackles the taller redhead from behind.

Lita stumbles forward and falls down onto the floor, with Trish Stratus
mounting onto her back and pulling on the back of her head by her red hair.

"Bitch!" Trish screams as she pulls on Lita's red hair.

Lita manages to roll from her stomach and onto her back, with Trish still on
top of her. "Get the fuck off of me, you whore!" Lita yells as she brings her
arms up and grabs two handfuls of Trish's blond hair.

"Skank!" Trish yells as she continues to pull on Lita's hair and they begin
to roll on the floor. of the shower area of the Divas locker room.

As they have their catfight, their screaming has gotten the attention of the
WWF's Official Spokesperson, Shawn Michaels who has entered the Divas locker
room, "Hey! Hey! Break it up!" Shawn says as he tries not to smirk.

Lita removes her hands from Trish's hand and places her hands onto Trish's
shoulders, giving the manipulative blond bombshell a firm shove. Once Trish
falls off of Lita and steadies herself onto her knees. Lita gets up onto her
feet and starts to charge toward her arch enemy.

"You fucking cunt!" Trish screams as Lita rams her up against a wall.

"Hey! Quit it!" Shawn Michaels says as he steps forward and he pushes Trish
and Lita apart.

Lita backs up to the doorway and grits her teeth as she glares at Trish
Stratus. "Just you bleached blond skank!" Lita says before she
turns around and exits.

"Yeah we'll see you red headed whore!" Trish shouts.

Shawn raises an eyebrow, "What the hell was all this about?" Shawn asks

Trish Stratus turns her head to look at Shawn Michaels angelically before she
presses her pouty lips together and frowns, bringing her hands up to her
mouth. "That psycho...she like just attacked me for no reason!"

Shawn looks at Trish, "Little lady... let me tell you... I used that excuse a
few years ago..." Shawn says with a wink indicating to Trish that he has a
feeling there's more to the fight she had with Lita than she's telling.

Trish pauses for a moment and looks at Shawn Michaels "'s not an
excuse, it's the truth..."

"Right..." Shawn Michaels grins, "You might want to fix your hair before RAW
starts..." Shawn says before he walks out of the shower area.

* * *

A short time later near the gorilla position, Lita is checking to see what
Superstars are in attendance for RAW as The Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman,
wearing black wrestling pants walks up behind her. "Excuse me..." Blackman
says as he steps near Lita to see if he's wrestling during RAW.

Lita turns her head back to glance at Steve Blackman. "Oh sorry..." Lita says
before she politely steps aside for Steve Blackman. Lita pauses for a moment
and then smirks as she watches Steve Black examining the schedule. Lita licks
her lips as an idea forms in her head. "You're going to looking for a long
time..." Lita starts to say.

"Another week....and nothing..." Steve Blackman says before he looks at Lita,
"Have you seen Crash Holly today?" Blackman asks as he mentions the WWF's
Hardcore Champion.

Lita smirks a bit and raises an eyebrow. "Why...are you going to try and cash

Blackman nods his head, "Yeah... that little 24/7 Rule is going to get me on
television a lot more frequently.."

Lita places her hands onto her nicely juicy and rounded hips. "What if I
happened to know where he was?" Lita asks as she shrugs her shoulders

Blackman raises an eyebrow, "I'm listening..."

"Maybe he paid me off not to tell anyone where he is..." Lita says.

"I want that information... what do you want?" Blackman asks

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks a bit. "You want to know?"

"Yes I want to know..." Blackman answers.

"Well...I want to be fucked... Lita says with a laugh.

"Excuse me?" Blackman raises an eyebrow.

Lita laughs a bit and takes a step closer to Steve Blackman. "I want to be

"I would expected this from like Trish Stratus..." Steve Blackman says, "But
if that's what it's going to get my hands on Crash... lets find some place."

Lita smirks and nods her head. "Good..." Lita says before she pauses for a
moment and looks curiously at Steve Blackman. "Did you just compare me to

"You're acting like her..." Blackman answers.

* * *

A short time later in one of arena's large storage closets, Lita is on her
knees bobbing her head along the length of Steve Blackman's rock hard cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Lita moans with her feisty, moist lips wrapped around
his thick, long shaft as she steadily bobs her fiery red haired head back and
forth on his cock.

"Ahhhhh..." Blackman moans as Lita bobs her head steadily along the length of
his cock as she takes it deeper into her mouth.

Lita places her hands up onto Blackman's waist as she works her head back and
forth, with her sultry lips brushing back and forth against his shaft.

"Mmmmmm..." Blackman groans as Lita sucks and slurps on his cock at a very
eager pace.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...mmmmm..." Lita moans as she rocks forward on her knees
to take his cock deeper into her talented, feisty mouth.

"Ahhhhh mmmm..." Steve Blackman moans as Lita lowers her head all the way
down on his cock, deep throating it easily.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Lita moans as she smacks the stud of her tongue ring against the
bottom side of Blackman's thick shaft as she continues to deeply suck on his

"Ahhhh..." Blackman groans as Lita drags the stud of her tongue ring against
his cock as she lifts her head up off of his dick.

Lita licks her lips and scoots back on her knees, while keeping her eyes
seductively locked with Steve Blackman.

"Not bad..." Blackman says as Lita turns on her knees and leans forward to
place her hands on the floor. Blackman kneels behind Lita and guides his cock
into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah..." Lita groans and grits her teeth as she feels
Blackman's cock entering her wet, tight pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Blackman groans as he grabs Lita's hips as he starts to fuck
Lita with firm and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...yeah...ohhhh fuck!" Lita groans and grits her teeth as she rocks
back and forth on her knees, feeling Blackman's cock firmly thrusting into

"Ahhhhh awww..." Steve Blackman grunts as he pulls Lita back against himself
as he deeply fucks her wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmm yeah...ohhhhhh..." Lita moans her fiery red haired head back
as she grits her teeth and her juicy ass smacks against his waist.

Blackman increases the pace of his thrusts as he continues to hammer Lita's
snatch with his 'Lethal Weapon'.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm yeah...." Lita moans and licks her lips as she pushes back
eagerly against his cock.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Steve Blackman groans as Lita shoves herself back on his
cock. Blackman pulls Lita with him as he rolls onto his back resulting with
Lita being mounted on his rock hard shaft.

"Mmmmmm...yeah...ohhhhh fuck..." Lita moans and places her hands firmly
behind her onto his toned chest as she bounces swiftly on his cock.

"Ahhhh..." Blackman moans as he places his hands against Lita's lower back as
he thrusts his cock firmly up into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah...mmmmm fuck!" Lita moans and licks her lips as she
swiftly bounces on his cock.

Steve Blackman pops his hips up into Lita's cunt as she bounces and rocks on
his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm!" Lita moans as she feels his cock ramming deeper up into
her wet, tight pussy.

"Mmmmm..." Blackman groans as Lita leans back even further on top of him as
he drills her snatch with sharp upward thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck!" Lita moans loudly as she slams down firmly on his

"Ahhh..." Blackman turns himself and Lita onto their right sides as he
continues to pump his dick firmly into her pussy.

Lita glances over her shoulder and smirks back at Blackman. " do
you like that, Steve?"

"Ahhh yeah..." Blackman grunts as he drives his cock deep into Lita's pussy.

Lita moans and licks her lips as she rocks back against his cock, grinding
her snatch on his cock.

"Mmmmmm... ahhhh.." Blackman moans as he pumps his cock balls deep into
Lita's twat as she rocks back against him.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm yeah...ohhhhh shit..." Lita moans and closes her eyes as
sweat drip down her body.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Blackman grunts as his cock starts to throb inside of
Lita's soaking wet pussy.

Lita grits her teeth and pushes back firmly against Steve Blackman's cock as
he deeply plows into her.

"Mmmmmm awww..." Blackman groans as he starts to cum inside of Lita's tight
wet cunt.

Lita licks her lips and nods her head. "Mmmmmmm yeah..."

"Ahhhh.... mmmm now where's Crash?" Blackman asks as he holds his cock inside
of Lita's pussy until he's finished cumming.

Lita turns her head back and glances at Steve Blackman. "Huh?"

"Where's Crash Holly... you told me if I fucked you you'd tell me where he
was hiding..." Blackman says.

"Oh...yeah...right..." Lita nods her head and laughs. "Ummm...he told me he
was going to be in the production truck all night.

"Thank you..." Blackman says as he pulls out of Lita's pussy, grabs his
wrestling pants and puts them on. "Tonight I'll become the new WWF Hardcore

* * *

"What a night... stuck it to Hunter... who's probably sticking it to
Stephanie right now..." Shawn Michaels , wearing a collared shirt and gray
slacks, says as he reaches his limo. Shawn opens the door and grins as he
sees the beautiful Trish Stratus in his limo. "Well... these limos are really
coming fully stocked these days... I see you've fixed your hair..." The
Official Spokesman for the World Wrestling Federation says as he gets into
his limo with Trish.

Trish Stratus raises an eyebrow and smirks as Shawn Michaels slides into the
backseat of the limo beside her. "I really have to say how amazing your
announcement was tonight..."

"Oh yeah? Why's that?" Shawn asks as he pulls the limo door shut.

"Well...I just love a man with authority..." Trish begins to say.

"Then you might want to talk to the new Commish... Mick Foley... I'm just a
spokesman..." Shawn grins.

Trish turns slightly toward Shawn Michaels as she remains sitting on the
backseat of the limo. "But...I'm sure you do have a say in some decisions..."
Trish says as she locks her slyly innocent, manipulatively beautiful eyes
with him as she places her hands onto his left arm.

Shawn Michaels laughs a bit, "And here I was thinking that redhead you were
rolling on the floor with was the sly little she-devil... all right
beautiful... what do you want?"

Trish licks her lips and smirks "I'll tell you..." Trish says before she
leans up and seductively whispers her intentions into his ear.

Shawn looks at Trish with a raised eyebrow, "You're pulling my leg right?"

Trish smirks and shakes her blond haired head. "Nope...."

* * *

In Shawn Michael's hotel room, Shawn is laying on the bed as Trish Stratus
kneels between his legs, bobbing her head smoothly up and down on his large
stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmm...." Trish Stratus slyly moans as she holds his cock at the
base with her left hand and smoothly bobs her head, with her lips brushing
soothingly against his cock.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Shawn moans as Trish turns her head from side to side as she
sucks and slurps on his cock. Shawn smirks as Trish pushes her hair back with
her right hand to make sure the Heartbreak Kid can see her face as she sucks
his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Trish moans as her lips grind lightly against his shaft
as she continues to work her head further down on his cock, while keeping her
eyes locked with him.

"Ahhhh shit..." Shawn moans and licks his lips as he watches Trish expertly
swallow more of his cock while giving him the most seductive look he has seen
on a WWF Diva's face.

Trish presses her lips tighter around his cock before she lowers her blond
haired head skillfully to take his entire shaft into her wet, warm, soothing

"Mmmmm..." Shawn moans as Trish holds her head down on his cock as she sucks
on his cock.

Trish swiftly moves her head back and forth on Shawn Michaels's cock as she
feels the head of his cock lightly smacking against the back of her talented

"Mmmmm fuck with a mouth like that you're gonna go far in the WWF..." Shawn
moans as Trish rocks her head back and forth on his dick that's deep in her

Trish slides her wet tongue against the bottom side of his shaft before she
slowly lifts her blond haired head off of his saliva dripping cock.

"Mmmmm.." Shawn moans as Trish flicks her tongue against the tip of his cock
before she sits up and moves to straddle his waist.

Trish smirks down at Shawn Michaels. "So you really think I'm going to go
far?" Trish asks before she places her hands down onto his handsome,
muscular, tanned, hair covered chest and eases herself down onto his cock.

"Mmmm you're not going far enough I think..." Shawn replies as Trish takes
his cock inch by inch into her tight wet and hot cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Trish moans and tilts her head back as she starts to rock
back on his cock as she feels his hands onto her hips as he starts to thrust
up into her snatch.

"Ahhhh..." Shawn moans as he places his hands on Trish's hips as he thrusts
his cock firmly up into Trish's pussy as she rocks on his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah...ohhhhhh" Trish moans and licks her lips as she
starts to bounce at a smooth pace as he thrusts up firmly into her.

"Ahhhh... awww...." Shawn moans as Trish bounces smoothly up and down on his
upward thrusting dick.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Trish moans as she bucks her hips, smoothly rocking
back and forth.

"Ohhh fuck..." Shawn moans as Trish grinds her hips while she rides his cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh" Trish moans and licks her lips as she
rocks back and forth on Shawn's cock, grinding her pussy down on his shaft,
while he firmly thrusts up into her.

"Ahhhhh yeah... mmmm..." Shawn groans as he suddenly rolls over on the bed
resulting with Trish laying on her back under him. As Trish wraps her legs
around his waist, Shawn resumes pumping his cock into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhh Shawn..." Trish moans as she places her hands
onto his arms as she moves underneath with each of his thrusts.

"Ahhhh awww..." Shawn groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Trish's
snatch at a brisk pace.

"Mmmmmmm...yeah...ohhhhhhh" Trish moans as she grinds her pussy against his
thrusts, feeling him going deeper and firmer into her.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck..." Shawn licks his lips as he plows his cock deeply into
Trish's cunt, causing her to arch her back.

"Ohhhhh...mmmm fuck...ohhhhhh" Trish moans loudly and lustfully as she grits
her teeth while moving back on the bed against each of his quick thrusts.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmmm fuck..." Shawn groans as he deeply fucks Trish's pussy
as the blond haired Diva squirms lustfully under him on the bed.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! That feels so good Shawn..." Trish moans as she eagerly pushes
back against him.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck...' Shawn groans as Trish unwraps her legs from around his
waist so she can more easily push her pussy up against his pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm..." Trish moans as she starts to breath heavily as she
pushes back and rocks with his body.

"Mmmmm ahhhh fuck...' Shawn Michaels groans as he continues to pump his cock
into Trish's pussy before he pulls out. Shawn turns Trish over onto her
stomach and pulls her up to all fours before he rams his cock back into her

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhhhh yeah..." Trish groans as she rocks forward on her knees
before Shawn Michaels starts to steadily pump into her from behind.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Shawn moans as he watches Trish's juicy ass smack against his
waist as he drills her pussy with deep and swift thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah Shawn..." Trish moans loudly as she rocks back on her
knees to push back against the WWF legend's cock.

Shawn Michaels grabs hold of Trish's hips as she rocks back against his
pistoning cock.

Trish turns her head to glance back at Shawn Michaels with a smirk on her
lightly sweat dripping face as she rocks back on her knees to smoothly push
against his cock. "Mmmmmmm yeah...ohhhhh!"

"Ahhhh mmmmmm yeah..." Shawn groans as he continues to deeply fuck Trish's
hot tight pussy as she pushes against his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh yeah!" Trish moans as her toned, tanned and gorgeous ass
smacks against his waist.

"Awwww.... awwww..." Shawn Michaels groans as his cock starts to throb inside
of Trish's pussy as he increases the pace of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhh.. mmmmm...ohhhhh..." Trish moans and closes her eyes as she
swiftly rocks back and forth while on her hands and knees, with his cock
deeply pumping into her.

"Ahhhhh.... awwww.... ahhh...." Shawn groans as he starts to cum inside of
Trish's tight wet snatch.

Trish licks her lips and seductively laughs as she feels Shawn's cum filling
her snatch. "Ohhhhhhh yeah..."

"Mmmmmm fuck.... ahhh..." Shawn moans as he slowly pumps his cock into
Trish's pussy until he's finished cumming

Trish glances over her shoulder and smirks. " was that?"

"Pretty good..." Shawn says as he pulls out of Trish's pussy.

Trish raises an eyebrow before she turns around to face him "Pretty good?"

"Well... I can't really compare you to Divas from a few years ago and I
haven't had the opportunity to try out any of the current Divas..." Shawn
Michaels grins, "So... yeah... you're pretty good."

Trish narrows her eyes slightly. "Well...I know for damn sure I'm better than
that red headed skank."

"When I get around to nailing her... I'll let you know..." Shawn smirks


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