Submit stories to: wowefastories@gmail(dot)com
with the title heading "WOWEFA Story Submission"

READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988).

Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen!

Now... Kristi and Dice present:

We The Militia
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following their loss to the Usos during the July 15, 2013 broadcast of Monday Night RAW, Antonio Cesaro, dressed in black trunks, and Jack Swagger, wearing a black and silver singlet that is rolled down around his waist, are in the backstage area of Brooklyn, New York's Barclays Center as Zeb Colter shakes his head, "See, what happened here tonight was not a set back, it was a continuation of the conspiracy that the WWE is doing to keep REAL Americans like both of you down... now I'm sure the Usos 'claim' to be Americans, but Samoans just 'swam' before they 'sneaked' across the borders..." Zeb says as he makes swimming and walking motions with his fingers.

"It was fluke that they won...." Swagger says.

"I will wage that someone sent the SHIELD out last night to cost us the Money in the Bank contract as well..." Cesaro says.

"Of course someone did! They may have acted like they were helping their comrade, but it was just to keep you both from taking America back to what it needs to be..." Zeb Colter says, "Now, I think a message needs to be sent..."

* * *

Elsewhere in the arena, Aksana, dressed in a pink, purple and blue bikini top and matching bottoms, is walking back towards the Divas locker room area after completing a photo shoot. As she goes around a corner, Aksana is grabbed by Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro and carried into one of the arena's public bathrooms where they drop her on the floor. "What do you think you're doing?" Swagger asks as he glares down at Aksana.

"I will tell you, she was taking an opportunity from an American..." Antonio says before Aksana can answer.

Aksana presses her sultry and pouty lips together as she lifts her mysteriously seducing eyes to look up at Swagger and Cesaro with a hint of fear. "Youz better let Aksana go..." The Lithuanian goddess says as she attempts to stand up.

"Be slient... you forigners make me sick..." Antonio Cesaro says even though both he and Aksana are from Europe.

"Yeah... you're only good for one thing..." Jack Swagger adds.

Aksana raises an eyebrow "Baby...youz are Switzerland..." Aksana says as she looks at Cesaro.

"I am an American.. and don't you forget it..." Antonio snaps at Aksana.

"Foreigners are so stupid..." Swagger says before he leans down to grab and rip off Aksana's bikini top.

"Hey!" Aksana yells as she crosses her arms against her increbily juicy chest to cover herself.

"You have no right to cover yourself..." Antonio says as he and Jack each grab one of Aksana's arms in order to pull them away from her large juicy tits.

"That's right, you're not an American..." Swagger adds before he and Antonio lower their wrestling attire with their free hands in order to expose their large thick cocks.

"Youz better let Aksana go!" The Lithuanian beauty yells as she tries to struggle from the tight grip of both Swagger and Cesaro.

"Be silent!" Antonio snaps as he uses his free hand to grab Aksana's head in order to pull her forward and stuff his cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Aksana moans as she is forced to bend forward, with Cesaro's self-proclaimed 'Real American' cock invading her mouth as he begins to use his hips to pump into her mouth.

"Ahhhh awww..." Antonio groans as he keeps his strong hand on the back of Aksana's dark haired head as he thrusts his cock in and out of her mouth. Swagger lets go of Aksana's arm and moves behind her where he pulls off her bikini bottoms so that he can forcefully invade her snatch from behind.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Aksana moans around Antonio Cesaro's cock as her black raven haired head bobs forcefully on his cock, with her head pushed down by Cesaro. While she remains bent forward and rocking on her feet with Swagger's cock firmly pumping into her sensual pussy from behind.

"Ahhhh ahhh..." Swagger groans as he grabs hold of Aksana's hips as he pumps his cock deeply into Aksana's twat.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Antonio moans as he thrusts his cock further into Aksana's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Aksana moans as Antonio firmly holds her head down while he pumps his cock deeply upward into her mouth.

"Ahhhh you stupid foreign whore..." Antonio groans as he repeatedly thrusts his cock in and out of Aksana's mouth.

"Mmmm yeah awww..." Swagger grunts as he pounds Aksana's pussy with firm thrusts from behind.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Gahhhhhhh!" Aksana moans and begins to helplessly gag around Cesaro's cock, while Swagger firmly holds onto her hips and pumps her deeply from behind, while pulling her back.

"Ahhhh ahhhh..." Antonio Cesaro moans as he constantly shoves his cock all the way into Aksana's saliva dripping mouth.

"Awww ahhhh shit..." Jack Swagger groans as he hammers Aksana's pussy with unrelenting thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...Gahhhhh...mmmmm...gahhhhh!" Aksana moans and gags as the head of Cesaro's cock smacks against the back of her helpless, sensual mouth.

"Awww ahhh..." Swagger moans as he slams his cock balls deep into Aksana's snatch as Antonio begins to pull his dick out of her mouth.

" morez...." Aksana moans as Swagger continues to firmly pull her back against his cock.

"I told you to be silent..." Antonio says as he smacks his cock against Aksnaa's face.

"Ahhhh awwww..." Swagger grunts as he jerks Aksana' back against himself, causing her ass to smack against his waist as he fucks her.

Aksana grits her teeth and closes her eyes as her gorgeous ass as smacks against Swagger's waist as he deeply pounds his cock into her pussy from behind.

"Ahhhh awww shit..." Jack Swagger groans as he keeps fucking Aksana for several more moments before he pulls out. Antonio grabs his former lover and spins her around so that he can shove his 'Real American' cock into her tight cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Aksana moans as her legs buckle from the rough impact of Antonio Cesaro's cock slamming into her pussy. Aksana reaches forward and places her hands onto Swagger's waist to maintain her balance.

"She's eager for some American dick..." Swagger says as Aksana holds onto his waist while he grabs her head to have her look up at him just before he shoves his cock into her mouth.

"MMMMMMMMMM!" Aksana helplessly moans as Swagger holds her head steady and begins to pump his cock into her mouth, while Cesaro pumps deeply into her from behind.

"Awwww ahhhh ahhhh..." Antonio Cesaro grunts as he thrusts his cock in and out of Aksana's snatch, causing her to rock forward on her feet.

"Mmmmmm shit..." Swagger moans as he fucks Aksana's mouth with swift thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm...." Aksana moans around Swagger's cock as she moves forward from Cesaro's cock, which causes her head to bob on Swagger's shaft, with her lips dragging on his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah that's right..." Swagger moans as Aksana involuntarily bobs her head on his cock as he keeps thrusting his dick into her mouth.

"Awwww ahhhh..." Antonio grunts as he slams his cock deeply into Aksana's twat.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Gahhhhh! Gahhhhh!" Aksana moans as Swagger resumes pumping into her mouth, causing his cock to go deeper.

"Mmmmm shit..." Jack Swagger groans as he feels the head of his cock crashing against the back of Aksana's mouth.

"Awwww ahhh..." Antonio Cesaro moans as he pounds Aksana's tight and moist pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Aksana moans around Swagger's cock, as Cesaro deeply and firmly pounds his cock into her wet snatch from behind.

"Ahhhh mmmm yeah..." Swagger rmoans as he holds his cock deep within Askana's mouth as she rocks forward on her feet thanks to Antonio's thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Gahhhhh! Gahhhhhh!" Aksana moans and gags around Swagger's cock as the head of his cock repeatedly hits against the back of her mouth, with her saliva dripping down.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Antonio groans as he slams his cock once more into Aksana's twat before pulling out. Swagger pulls out of Aksana's mouth and as she gasps for air, he and Antonio lift her up and shove their cocks into her asshole and pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh!" Aksana moans and grits her teeth as she wraps her gorgeously smooth, tanned legs around Swagger's waist as he begins to immediately thrust up into her.

"Ahhhh..." Swagger groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Aksana's pussy.

"Mmmmm awww..." Antonio grunts as he firmly pumps his cock into Aksana's incredible ass.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...ohhhhh! Ohhhhh!" Aksana moans as her seductive body bounces between Swagger and Cesaro as the two self-proclaimed 'Real Americans' deeply work over her body.

"Ahhhh ahhhh..." Antonio Cesaro moans as he thrusts his big Swiss cock in and out of Aksana's asshole.

"Awwww ahhhh shit..." Jack Swagger grunts as he plows his cock firmly into Aksana's pussy while she rocks between himself and Antonio.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Aksana moans as she swiftly bounces between Cesaro and Swagger, moving at an incredible pace.

The pair of former United States Champion thrust their big hard cocks in and out of Aksana's pussy and ass as she bounecs between them in response.

"Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Aksana moans as she firmly drops down on both cocks, feeling every inch of both cocks ramming up into her ass and pussy.

"Ahhhh awww... ahhh..." Jack Swagger moans as he thrusts his cock deeply into Aksana's pussy.

"Mmmm ahhhh..." Antonio Cesaro groans while he keeps fucking Askana's gorgeous ass.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Aksana moans as Cesaro deeply and roughly slams his cock into her ass.

Antonio and Swagger pull out of Aksana's ass and pussy and turn her around so that Antonio can force his cock into her pussy while Swagger invades her asshole.

"Mmmmmmm! No....please no morez..." Aksana moans and grits her teeth as her gorgeous legs wrap around Cesaro's waist.

"Ahhh... Be SLIENT!" Antonio snaps as he starts fucking Aksana's hot wet cunt.

"Mmmm awww..." Swagger grunts while he begins thrusting his dick into Aksana's ass.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...." Aksana moans and grits her teeth as her sultry Lithuanian body lifts and lowers between Swagger and Cesaro with both cocks equally ramming into her ass and pussy.

The two Superstars who have been swayed by Zeb Colter's political views perfectly double team Aksana as she rocks and bounces between them while they shove their cocks deeply into her asshole and snatch.

"Mmmmmmm! Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh!" Aksana moans and grits her teeth as she tilts her head back, with both cocks ramming as far as possible into her.

"Ahhhh awww..." Antonio grunts as he roughly pumps his cock into Aksana's cunt.

"Awwww ahhhhh fuck..." Swagger groans while he deeply fucks Aksana's asshole.

"" Aksana moans and places her hands onto Cesaro's arms as she sharply drops down on his cock, while Swagger deeply pounds her ass.

"Ahhhh awwww ahhh..." Jack Swagger froans as his cock starts to throb as he continues to fuck Aksana's gorgeous ass.

"Mmmmm awww..." Antonio moans as his cock begins throbbing inside of Aksana's cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Aksana moans and her sweat covered body tenses.

Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger increase the pace of their thrusts which become erratic thanks to how their cocks are throbbing heavily.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Aksana moans loudly as her body rapidly bounces and moves against their erratic and deeply firm thrusts.

Ahhhhh awwww..." Swagger grunts as he starts to cum inside of Aksana's asshole.

"Mmmmm ahhhhh..." Antonio groans loudly when he begins to cum within Aksana's twat.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...." Aksana moans and presses her lips together as she sharply is forced to grind down on Cesaro's cock.

Even as they cum inside of Aksana, Antonio and Swagger continue to deeply fuck her ass and cunt until they are spent and their cocks begin to soften. Once they are done, they lift Aksana off of their dicks and drop her down to the floor.

Aksana narrows her eyes and looks up at Cesaro and Swagger as she glares, with sweat dripping down her face.

"Remember you foreign bitch, we're Real Americans... we're better than you... and in our country we do what we want to trash like you" Jack Swagger says before he and Antonio Cesaro put a hand over their hearts and say together, "We... The....People..."


Support by joining for only $4.95
Kaley Cuoco Fucking Fakes     |     Summer Glau Fakes     |     Nia Long Fakes     |     Women of Wrestling Fakes