Top

Submit stories to: wowefastories@gmail(dot)com
with the title heading "WOWEFA Story Submission"



READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us,
is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because
we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies
involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United
States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler
Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988).

Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened
and there's a good chance it won't ever happen!

Now... Kristi and Dice present:



What A Bunch Of Nerds
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following the taping of the June 28, 2011 episode of WWE NXT, in the
backstage area of Phoenix, Arizona's US Airways Center, Daniel Bryan, wearing
a maroon and white ring jacket and matching trunks, is talking with his NXT
Rookie Derrick Bateman, wearing aqua blue wrestling trunks. "All right... you
got a second chance... and I'll just bet Titus and Darren aren't too happy
about it..." Daniel says.

"I'm not worried.. .I got my lethal weapons right here... freedom and
justice..." Derrick Bateman grins as he raises his fists one at a time. "Plus
I've been working on some submissions... and we're gonna click like we did
back in the winter..."

"Right... well just remember if you blow this... I'm gonna punch your
face..." Daniel says.

"Aw dude... again?" Derrick says as Maryse approaches Daniel Bryan from
behind.

Maryse, dressed in a stunning blue skirt and connected top, presses her
sultry lips together and raises her left hand to tap Daniel Bryan on his
shoulder as she stands behind him.

Daniel turns his head to look over his shoulder, "Oh hey Maryse..."

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks slightly with amusement as Daniel Bryan
casually greets her "Ummmm...ok...I got a question..." Maryse says in her
seductive French accent.

"Alright..." Daniel Bryan says as he seems surprised that Maryse has a
question for him.

Maryse glances past Daniel Bryan to look at Derrick Bateman before turning
her attention back to Daniel Bryan. "Ummm...who is that?" Maryse asks before
motioning with her left hand in Bateman's direction.

"Me? I'm Derrick Bateman... Mr. Mantastic... I'm all about two things...
Chicks and America..." Derrick says with a grin as he speaks before Daniel
Bryan can answer Maryse.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and silently stares at Derrick Bateman before she
starts to hysterically laugh, tilting her blond haired head back. "Oh....
hahahahaha..." Maryse laughs louder and places her hand onto Daniel Bryan's
shoulder for support. "And here...I thought you were the only nerd..."

"Hey DB isn't a nerd... and neither am I..." Derrick Bateman says with a wide
smile.

Daniel shakes his head slightly before he looks at Maryse, "He's a little
strange... but he's alright..." Daniel says.

Maryse presses her lips together and crosses her arms against her luscious,
large chest. "What is he doing here anyway?" Maryse asks.

"Well... he was supposed to be apart of Season 5 but had to get surgery..."
Daniel starts to say.

"Totally... like really bad timing... so once I was cleared to wrestle I had
to go through all sorts of people to get put on the show," Derrick says as he
interrupts his WWE Pro.

Maryse narrows her eyes slightly and an expression of disgust appears on her
beautiful face. "Well...I was told nothing about any of this..." Maryse says
and shakes her head. "You know, NXT is all about Maryse now..."

"Um yeah there was a rumor about that..." Daniel says.

"Really?! I thought it was all about getting on Season 6!" Derrick says.

Maryse laughs and shakes her head. "No...no...NXT is all about Maryse!"
Maryse says in a firm tone, as if scolding Derrick Bateman. "NXT is my show
now..." Maryse pauses and glances over both Derrick Bateman and Daniel Bryan.
"And I don't think I want a bunch of nerds on my show!"

"Whoa hold on...I.." Derrick starts to say before Daniel covers his mouth
with his right hand.

"You know... you're right Maryse...but the sooner NXT 5 ends... the sooner
then next hostess comes in and you're back to being on just RAW..." Daniel
says.

Maryse shakes her head and presses her lips together. "No...no...no...Maryse
is NXT," Maryse says proudly. "Nobody would watch it if it wasn't for
Maryse..."

"That may be true... which is why they put Derrick on the show so the season
lasts longer..." Daniel Bryan says.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks at Daniel Bryan. "Is that so, little
nerd? Well, how about this...Derrick Bateman is only back on NXT if I say
so..."

"What are you talking about? I'm back and better than ever!" Derrick Bateman
asks as soon as Daniel Bryan takes his hand off of his mouth.

Maryse laughs and shakes her head in disbelief. "You just don't get it, do
you? You nerd..." Maryse says.

Daniel laughs a bit, "All right Maryse...I have an idea of how your mind
works... so what will it take to make you okay with this?"

Maryse licks her lips and smirks slyly. "Well....I could use a new purse..."

"I'm not Ted DiBiase... I don't just go around throwing cash away..." Daniel
laughs.

Maryse rolls her eyes and sighs with disgust. "Fine... non seulement un nerd,
mais un perdant...then I guess you two could just fuck me..."

"Whoa! What?" Derrick Bateman asks with surprise.

Daniel looks at his Rookie with a raised eyebrow, "You need her to repeat
herself?"

Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Oui! Are you like...stupid or
something?" Maryse asks with a laugh.

"Well you said some stuff in like German or something..." Derrick says with a
grin acting as if what Maryse said in French is what surprised him.

"She speaks French..." Daniel says.

"Really?! That's hot..." Derrick grins.

Maryse rolls her eyes and shakes her head. " Qu'est-ce un idiot putain..."
Maryse says before she starts to walk away.

"Locker room is this way Maryse..." Daniel says which gets Maryse to stop
walking.

Maryse turns her head back to glance at Daniel Bryan "So....you two nerds are
ready, then?"

"Ready for what... OW!" Derrick yells as Daniel hits his arm.

"Yeah we're ready..." Daniel says

* * *

A short time later in the NXT Rookies locker room, Maryse is laying on her
side on a locker room bench as Daniel Bryan laps his tongue against her hot
wet pussy while she sucks the cock of Derrick Bateman.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Maryse moans seductively as her sultry lips are
wrapped around Derrick Bateman's cock as she bobs her head perfectly back and
forth. Maryse lifts her seductive eyes to look up at Bateman, while she
grinds her pussy down on Daniel Bryan's tongue.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmmm yeah!" Derrick moans as Maryse bobs her head smoothly on
his cock. Daniel Bryan slides his right hand against Maryse's ass as he darts
his tongue against her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Maryse moans as she places her hands onto Bateman's
nicely tanned, muscular waist as she swiftly bobs her head back and forth on
his cock.

"Ahhhhhh mmmmm fuck!" Derrick moans as Maryse sucks and slurps on his cock.
Daniel pushes his tongue into Maryse's pussy, causing her to rock on her left
side on top of the bench.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...mmmmm" Maryse moans and smoothly bobs her head
up and down on Bateman's cock, taking him deeper into her mouth as she moves
on her side while on the bench, pushing against Bryan's tongue.

"Mmmmm ohh yeah.... damn German chicks rock!" Bateman moans as he again
confuses Maryse's nationality. Daniel shakes his head as he thrusts his
tongue deeply into Maryse's twat.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Maryse moans around Bateman's cock as she
swiftly bobs her head up and down on his cock, while bucking her hips
slightly to push against Daniel Bryan's face and his thrusting tongue

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmmmm fuck!" Derrick moans as Maryse sucks and slurps on his
cock at a brisk pace primarily as a result of how well Daniel is eating her
delicious French-Canadian snatch.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Maryse moans, bobbing her head at a quick and smooth
pace, slapping her tongue against the bottom side of Bateman's shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Derrick groans as Maryse's tongue hits against the bottom
side of his dick. Daniel slowly lifts his head from Maryse's pussy as she
grinds herself against his tongue.

Maryse lowers her blond haired head completely down on Derrick Bateman's cock
to impressively deep throat the NXT Rookie, with the head of his cock pressed
against of her stunning mouth.

"Awwww yeah!" Derrick moans as Maryse holds her head down on his mantastic
cock. Daniel Bryan brings his right hand to Maryse's pussy and starts to
lightly rub her pussy with his fingers.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmm" Maryse deeply groans before she unwraps her lips from
around Bateman's cock and starts to lift her head.

"Ahhhh wow..." Derrick Bateman groans as his cock leaves Maryse's mouth.

Maryse licks her lips and seductively laughs. " Je parie que c'est la
premiŠre fois pour vous, nerd..."

"Man that rocked!" Derrick grins.

Daniel Bryan moves off of the bench, "Derrick... do something useful..."
Daniel says as he moves to where Maryse can easily wrap her right hand around
his cock.

"Right!" Derrick says as he moves to kneel between Maryse's legs so that he
can guide his cock into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Maryse moans and grits her teeth as she feels
Bateman's cock starting to pump into her wet snatch as she skillfully moves
her hand up and down on Daniel Bryan's cock.

"Ahhhh yeah!" Derrick groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Maryse's
pussy at a very swift pace.

"Mmmmmmm...oui...oui.." Maryse moans before she turns her head to Daniel
Bryan's cock and starts to teasingly flick her tongue against the head of his
shaft as she moves forward while remaining on her side with Bateman thrusting
into her.

"Mmmmm..." Daniel moans as Maryse laps her tongue against the tip of his
cock. Derrick grabs Maryse's hips and holds her steady as he pumps his cock
rapidly into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...oui...oui..." Maryse seductively moans as she drags
wet tongue around the head of Daniel Bryan's cock before she parts her lips
and eagerly takes him into her mouth.

"Ahhhh fuck.. .awww..." Derrick Bateman grunts as he rapidly drills Maryse's
cunt as Maryse starts to bob her head on his rock hard cock.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Maryse moans and steadily bobs her head on
Bryan's cock as rocks swiftly with Bateman's firm, deep thrusts.

"Ahhh mmm..." Daniel Bryan moans as Maryse sucks his cock. Derrick Bateman
licks his lips as he plows his cock deep into Maryse's pussy.

Maryse turns her blond haired head of Daniel Bryan's cock, grinding her pouty
lips as she continues to steadily bob her head back and forth.

"Awwww mmmmm fuck yeah!" Derrick groans as he hammers Maryse's pussy as she
continues to suck Daniel Bryan's dick.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Maryse moans with her wet saliva dripping on Daniel's
cock as she swiftly rocks her head back and forth.

"Ahhhhh mmmm.." Daniel Bryan moans as Maryse looks up at him as she is
repeatedly taking his cock deep into her mouth. Derrick Bateman licks his
lips as he pulls his cock out of Maryse's hot wet pussy.

Maryse lifts her beautiful, seductive eyes to look up at Daniel Bryan as she
slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of his shaft, while she bobs her
head.

"Ahhh mmmm who knew you liked nerds Maryse..." Daniel says teasingly as
Maryse appears to enjoy sucking his cock.

Maryse seductively laughs with her mouth around Daniel Bryan's cock before
she starts to lift her head.

"What's so funny?" Derrick asks with confusion before Maryse motions for
Daniel to lay on the floor of the locker room.

Maryse licks her lips and glances over her shoulder at Derrick Bateman before
she moves and straddles Daniel Bryan as he lays on the locker room floor.

"Mmmmmm.." Daniel Bryan groans as Maryse starts to rock back and forth on his
cock. Derrick Bateman kneels behind Maryse and guides his cock into her
asshole.

"Mmmmmmm...oui....." Maryse groans and tilts her head back as she starts to
seductively move her body between Bateman and Bryan, feeling their cocks
thrusting to her.

"Ahhhhh awwww!" Derrick grunts as he pumps his cock in and out of Maryse's
asshole as she rocks back and forth on Daniel's upward thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...oui...oui..." Maryse seductively moans as she continues
to rocks between Derrick Bateman and Daniel Bryan as the Pro and Rookie team
swiftly double team the hostess of NXT.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Daniel Bryan moans as he thrusts his cock sharply into
Maryse's pussy. Derrick grabs Maryse's hips and pulls her back as he plows
his dick deep into her ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm..." Maryse moans and places her hands onto Daniel
Bryan's toned chest as she tosses her gorgeous blond hair back.

"Ahhh yeah... ohhh yeah... fucking that hot German ass!" Derrick grunts as he
pounds Maryse's ass with deep thrusts. Daniel Bryan tries not laugh as Maryse
rolls her eyes as she rides his cock and pushes back against Derrick's dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm... vous ˆtes un cr‚tin putain" Maryse moans as she rocks back
against Bateman's cock as he swiftly drills her sultry ass.

"Who me?" Daniel groans as he thrusts his cock firmly into Maryse's pussy.
Derrick licks his lips as his cock starts to throb as he hammers Maryse's
asshole with deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Maryse moans and arches her back against Derrick
Bateman as he firmly hammers into her asshole.

"Ahhhhh awwww..." Derrick Bateman groans as he starts to cum inside of
Maryse's asshole.

Maryse turns her head back to look at Derrick Bateman and smirks. " Pas mal
pour un nerd..."

"Awww yeah..." Derrick groans as he fills Maryse's ass with his cum before he
pulls out of her asshole. Daniel Bryan rolls himself and Maryse over so that
he's on top of her and continues to pump his cock into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...oui...oui..." Maryse moans and wraps her smooth, gorgeously
tanned legs around his waist and starts to slide underneath him.

"Ahhh awww mmmm fuck..." Daniel Bryan moans as he pumps his cock firmly and
swiftly into Maryse's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Maryse moans lustfully as she grinds against his
thrusting cock.

Daniel licks his lips as he drives his cock balls deep into Maryse's pussy,
causing her to arch her back with each thrust.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm..." Maryse moans and grits her teeth as she places her
hands onto his arms as he swiftly thrusts into her.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Daniel Bryan groans as Maryse tightens her legs around his
waist as he continues to intensely drill her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh.....mmmmmmmm..." Maryse moans and pushes eagerly against his
intensely thrusting cock.

"Oh yeah DB... fuck that German babe good!" Derrick grins, causing both
Maryse and Daniel to look at him as if he's the biggest idiot on the planet.

Maryse looks directly up at Daniel Bryan as he continues to fuck her gorgeous
body. "C'est quoi ce bordel est le problŠme avec ce perdant? Il pense que je
suis putain allemande?! Qu'est-ce un idiot putain!"

"Ahhhh... it could be worst... he could... say your Spanish..." Daniel grunts
as his cock starts to throb inside of Maryse's soaking wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmm....he better not!" Maryse replies with a moan.

"Awwww... mmmmm damn..." Daniel Bryan groans as he starts to cum inside of
Maryse's cunt.

Maryse licks her lips and slyly smirks as she feels Daniel's warm cum filling
her wet snatch. "Mmmmmmm..."

"Ahhhh... mmmmm damn..." Daniel moans as he slows down his thrusts.

Maryse seductively laughs and tosses her sweat damp blond hair back. "So....
should I let Derrick Bateman back on my show, NXT..."

"I think so..." Daniel says as Maryse keeps her legs around his waist.

Maryse nods her head and smirks. "Derrick Bateman...welcome back to
N...X...T!"

-END-


Support WOWEFA.com by joining CelebrityPass.com for only $4.95
Celine Dion Fakes     |     Naomi Judd Fakes     |     Appollonia Kotero Fakes     |     Women of Wrestling Fakes



Bottom