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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Whatcha Think Of These
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the March 4, 2003 SmackDown television tapings at Bridgeport, Connecticut's Harbor Yard Arena, Josh Mathews, wearing a black collared shirt and slacks, is in the progress of interviewing the wild redneck Diva known as Nidia, wearing a red zipper top that shows off her cleavage and short denim shorts. "Look at me Josh, look at me! Playboy picked the wrong Diva... check me out!" Nidia says as she turns around to show her round, denim shorts covered ass to Josh who smiles as Nidia shakes her ass a bit. Nidia turns to face Josh again, "I am absolutely gorgeous... people want to see what's under my clothes!" Nidia says before taking a breath and faces the camera, "Torrie, I got an idea, say a week from now at the Girls Gone Wild pay-per-view, we play a little game, say have a body challenge?"

"What's a body challenge?" Josh Mathews asks.

"Oh that's simple Josh..." Nidia says as she glances down at Josh's crotch, "We find out who looks better naked..." Nidia then looks back at the camera, "So Torrie what do you say? I'll show ya mine if ya show me yours..." Nidia licks her lips and then glances at Josh who is nodding his head. Nidia turns to face Josh more directly, "Hey Josh..."

"Yeah?" Josh asks.

"Whatcha think of these?" Nidia says as she suddenly unzips her top, revealing her large juicy tits to Josh, whose mouth drops open in surprise. After not seeing the reaction she wanted Nidia zips up her top and turns to walk away.

"Those... look... great..." Josh Mathews says after finding his voice and Nidia turns back to look at him.

"I knew a city boy like you would know top notch knockers when ya saw 'em!" Nidia says with a big smile as she once again unzips her top to free her large tits, "So whatcha like about 'em?"

"Ummm well they are big... and round..." Josh says as glances at the camera man who is still filming them.

"Oh you're a real sweet talker!" Nidia grins as she cups her tits with both hands and lifts them as if to give Josh a better look. "But you know... ya have seen mine... I wanna see yours now..."

"Excuse me?" The stunned backstage correspondent says.

"C'mon, a smart city boy like ya should know I wanna see ya dick! Whip it out!" Nidia says with a grin as she removes her top and drops it on the floor of the interview set.

"But... the... camera...." Josh begins to say.

"Oh ya gonna film us? Great! Can I get a copy of the tape? My sweet Jamie just loves a good porno, especially the amateur stuff!" Nidia asks as she turns to look at the cameraman who is still filming them. After the cameraman gives a nod and an 'ok' sign, Nidia turns back to Josh, "Alright city boy... we got a camera man... I got my knockers out... time for ya to let me get that dick!" Nidia says as she drops to her knees and swiftly grabs Josh's belt buckle and starts to undo it.

A very red-faced Josh Mathews looks at the cameraman who motions for him to go with it, "Aw hell... I could only get fired..." Josh says as Nidia jerks his belt through the loops of his slacks and flings it aside before she starts to undo his slacks.

"That's the spirit city boy!" Nidia grins as she starts to jerk down Josh's pants along with the boxer briefs he has on beneath them to free his nicely sized and thick cock. "Damn! Ya are way bigger than Jamie is and ya ain't even hard yet! Ooops... hey, edit that part out!" Nidia yells over to the cameraman before she grabs Josh's cock at the base and begins to stroke it briskly.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Josh moans and moves his hips forward in reaction to how Nidia is tugging and pulling on his hardening cock.

"Damn... look at this meat pole... I bet Torrie can't handle ya!" Nidia says as she opens her mouth and greedily take Josh's dick between her lips.

"Ahhhh aww shit..." Josh groans and grabs Nidia's brown haired head to keep himself from falling over as she starts to bob her head briskly on his tool.

"Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Nidia moans whorishly on Josh's dick as she grabs his waist with her free hand.

"Ohhhh ahhhh..." Josh moans and tilts his head back as Nidia rocks her head back and forth on his dick.

"Mmmm! Ohhhh!" Nidia groans as she turns her head and grinds her lips on Josh's dick while she takes it deeper into her mouth.

"Awwww ahhh..." Josh grits his teeth as Nidia flicks her tongue up against the bottom side of his tool each time she pulls her head back.

"Gah! Gah! Ohhh! Gahhh!" Nidia moans and intentional gags herself on Josh's cock as she deep throats it repeatedly while she turns her head to look at the camera that is being used to film her perform.

"Ohhhh ahhh... awwww shit..." Josh moans as Nidia slobbers all over his stiff cock.

"Mmmmm... mmmmm!" Nidia groans on Josh's dick as she continues to bob her head for a few moments before she lifts her head from his dick. "I better get these shorts off... cause I bet ya wanna fuck me good and hard city boy..." Nidia says as she hops up to her feet undoes her denim shorts and quickly lowers them from her hips, exposing her juicy ass and perfectly shaven twat.

"Jesus..." Josh starts to speak as Nidia proceeds to jump on to him, knocking down to the floor in one smooth motion.

"Yeah city boy I'm gonna take ya for a real ride!" Nidia says as places one hand on Josh's shirt covered chest and grips his cock with the other to hold it steady as she lowers her tight pussy down onto it.

"Ahhhhh..." Josh groans as he is somewhat dazed from being knocked down while feeling Nidia's pussy on his stiff cock.

"Ohhh yeah city boy... mmmm..." Nidia moans while she begins to rock back and forth on Josh's stiff cock while placing both hands on his legs behind her.

"Ahhhh... ohhhh..." Josh groans as Nidia grinds her twat down on his dick.

"Mmmm fuck... that's a big old dick... ohhhh yeah..." Nidia groans as she continues to rock on Josh's shaft.

"Awww..." Josh Mathews moans as he places his hands on Nidia's hips while slowly starting to thrust his cock up into her.

"Ohhhh fuck yeah! That's right fuck my redneck twat!" Nidia moans lustfully as she brings her hands forward and places them on Josh's shirt covered stomach while she starts to bounce on his shaft.

"Mmmmm fuck... ahhh..." Josh groans while he thrusts his dick more firmly up into Nidia's pussy.

"Ohhhh I sure hope ya are getting all this hot action for me!" Nidia moans as she looks at the cameraman who signals that he is.

"Ahhhh damn... awww..." Josh moans while he drives his shaft up into Nidia's cunt while she bounces up and down on his tool.

"Ohhhh mmmm awww fuck... ohhh yeah!" Nidia moans and tilts her head back while she rises up and drops down on Josh's dick.

"Ahhhh awww..." Josh groans while he moves his hands from Nidia's hips up to her large tits.

"Mmmm that's right city boy... grab my fucking knockers!" Nidia lustfully yells as she feels Josh's hands groping her large and bouncing tits while she switches from bouncing to rocking and grinding on his dick.

"Ohhhh ahhhh awww..." Josh moans as Nidia works her pussy back and forth on his dick as she leans forward and plants her hands on the floor so that her tits are over his face while he squeezes them.

"Mmmm ohhh yeah city boy, ya like my knockers! They are big and full unlike that hag Torrie's average rack!" Nidia moans as she grinds her tight pussy down on Josh's dicks as he plays with her tits. The lustful girlfriend of Jamie Noble licks her teeth and proceeds to remove his glasses which she tosses aside.

"Ohhhh... ahhhh fuck..." Josh moans as he rams his cock sharply upward into Nidia's pussy while she grabs his hands and pulls them from her tits as she leans further down to rub them against his face.

"Mmmmm fuck ohhhh motorboat them babies city boy!" Nidia as she moves her tits against Josh's face.

"Mmmmm! Ahhhh!" Josh groans against Nidia's tits as she presses and slides them down against his face as he thrusts his shaft up into her.

"Awwww ohhhh fuck... mmmm..." Nidia moans lustfully and licks her lips as she smoothers Josh's face with her large tits while she bucks her hips up and down to bounce her cunt on his stiff cock.

"Mmmm! Ohhhh!" Josh Mathews moans against Nidia's tits while thrusts his cock deeply up into her pussy.

"Ohhhh ohhh yeah city boy..." Nidia groans as she starts to sit up on Josh while she bounces swiftly on his cock.

"Ahhhh fuck... awww... damn..." Josh grunts as Nidia repeatedly drops down on his stiff cock.

Nidia smirks at the camera that is filming her and Josh before she looks down at Josh, "Mmmm fuck....hey city boy... you ever take the back road?"

"Ahhh what?" Josh asks as Nidia grinds her pussy on his dick.

"Ohhh... every go in the back door?" Nidia asks while licking her lips.

"I'm.... not.... following ahhhh..." Josh Mathews groans.

"Ohhhhh fuck.... you city boys are dumb... but hot... ahhhhh I want to know if you every fuck someone up the ass!" Nidia asks lustfully.

"Awwww mmm ahhh...yeah... I've done anal before..." Josh replies with a nod.

"Ahhhh ohhh hot damn that's what I wanted to hear!" Nidia moans eagerly as she hops off of Josh's dick and gets stands up. As Josh Mathews gets up from the floor, Nidia places her hands on the wall of the SmackDown interview set, while spreading her feet shoulder's width apart while sticking her juicy ass out.

Josh removes his sweat soaked shirt, revealing his decently toned yet lean upper body while he steps behind Nidia and spreads her rear cheeks with his right hand while he uses his left hand to guide his dick into her asshole.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmm.... Jamie's pecker doesn't stretch my ass that good... ohhh fuck make sure that gets edited out!" Nidia yells over at the cameraman as Josh invades her asshole.

"Ahhhh... ohhh..." Josh groans while he begins to pump his cock in and out of her ass.

"Ohhh fuck... ohhh yeah shit ohhh fuck..." Nidia moans as she rocks back on her feet, pushing her ass on Josh's dick.

"Awwww ahhh... ohhh..." Josh moans as he works his dick further into Nidia's ass with each one of his forward thrusts.

"Mmmm fuck... ohhhh shit... fuck my ass city boy... slam it up the back road!" Nidia moans while she feels Josh's balls slapping against her backside with each one of his thrusts.

"Ahhhh fuck... awww... ohhh..." Josh Mathews grits his teeth as Nidia pushes back against his cock as he thrusts it deeply into her ass.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmm fuck... ohhh!" Nidia moans as she moves her hands against the blue-lit wall of the SmackDown interview set.

"Ahhhh awww... ohhh... ahhh..." Josh grinds his teeth together while his cock starts to throb as he pumps it deeply into Nidia's asshole.

"Ohhh fuck... awww.... mmmm..." Nidia moans lustfully while she feels Josh's thrusts starting to become erratic while his dick pulsates within her backside.

"Awww... ahhh... ohhh... ahhh..." Josh grunts as he pays no attention to the cameraman who has moved in closer to get a better angle on the action.

"Ohhhh.. mmmm fuck city boy... I want ya to shoot ya cream all over my big knockers..." Nidia groans as Josh keeps thrusting his dick into her juicy ass.

"Ahhh ohhhh awww...all right... ahhh..." Josh moans as he pulls his throbbing tool out of Nidia's asshole and he begins to stroke his dick.

Nidia turns around and squats down in front of Josh while she places her hands underneath her tits to push them up, "Hey make sure you get a good shot of city boy spraying his jizz all over my tits!" Nidia says to the cameraman.

"Ohhhhh ahhh awww..." Josh moans as he pumps his right hand back and forth on his heavily throbbing tool.

"Yeah city boy...jerk that dick..." Nidia moans as she looks at Josh with an eager smirk on her face.

"Ahhhh ohhh awww..." Josh Mathews groans as he starts to cum and he grips his shaft tightly as he aims it at Nidia's tits, spraying his spunk all over her tits.

"Mmmm yeah... that's it city boy!" Nidia moans as she watches Josh's spunk shoot from his piss-slit and splatter on her tits.

"Ahhh ohhh aww..." Josh Mathews moans as he strokes his dick slowly a few times until he's done cumming.

Nidia licks her lips and looks up at Josh, "I bet you wouldn't pop a load that big on Torrie's lousy rack... you like these big knockers with your jizz on 'em..." Nidia smirks before she looks at the camera, "And Torrie... this is why I'm gonna win the best body challenge... and how soon will I get a copy of this to show Jamie? He's gonna love it!"


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