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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Why He's El Patron
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the taping of his Ultimate Lucha match against Johnny Mundo and
subsequently throwing him through a glass window, Alberto El Patron, wearing blue trunks, is returning to his locker room, "The loss is a minor set back... but I made my point clear..." Alberto chuckles while Mundo's girlfriend Melina, dressed in black pants, a sweat shirt, comes running behind him.

"HEY! HEY ASSHOLE!" Melina yells as she gets in front of Alberto and slaps him
across the face. "HOW DARE YOU?!"

Alberto El Patron just smirks, "I should ask you the same thing... considering you interfered in my match... but you already knew that..."

Melina slaps Alberto again, "Johnny's face is all cut up! It'll take weeks for him to look normal again!"

"I made a man out of him... be grateful..." Alberto chuckles as he pushes past Melina and proceeds to enter his dressing room.

"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!" Melina screams as she turns and follows him into
his dressing room a few moments later. Standing in the doorway, Melina's mouth drops open when she sees Alberto is already lowering his trunks from his waist, unintentionally giving her a perfect view of his large cock. "Jesus..." Melina licks her lips as she stares at Alberto's dick, making him aware of her presence.

Alberto turns his head to look at Melina as she enters his private dressing room, "More than your little boy... but you already know that that..." The AAA Mega Champion says as the door to his locker room closes on its own.

"It's... not.... that.... fuck that's big..." Melina licks her lips as she begins to squeeze her tits through the material of her cropped sweat shirt as she stares at Alberto's impressive man meat. "I want it...." Melina says as she proceeds to lift up and remove her sweat shirt, revealing her large round and juicy tits.

"Of course you do..." Alberto El Patron smirks as Melina doesn't hide that her lust has overcome her anger in regards to what he did to her boyfriend.

"El Patron means the boss.... I can see why you're called that..." Melina says as she approaches the tall Hispanic wrestler and gets down on her knees. Grabbing his cock with both hands, Melina begins to stroke his cock while she leans her head forward to twirl her tongue around the head of his dick.

"Ahhhhh... mmmm..." Alberto moans as Melina's tongue moves around the head of his impressive cock while she strokes the shaft.

"Mmmmmm... mmmm..." Melina moans as she keeps swatting her tongue against the
head of Alberto El Patron's cock while moving one hand to place on his waist. Parting her lips, Melina then takes his cock into her mouth and begins to bob her head on his shaft.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh..." Alberto moans as Melina eagerly bobs her head on his cock, with her lips wrapped tightly around his shaft.

"Mmmmm... mmmmm ohhhhh...." Melina moans on Alberto's cock whiles she briskly
bobs her head on his meat pole with her tongue lapping against the underside of his shaft while saliva drips out of her mouth.

"Ahhhh... awwww... mmmmm..." Alberto Del Rio moans as he starts to move his hips, thrusting his cock in and out of Melina's mouth while placing a hand on the back of her head.

"Ohhhh... ohhhh mmmmm...." Melina moans groans as she sucks, slurps and slobbers on Alberto's cock while he thrusts it deeply into her oral cavity.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh..." Alberto groans as Melina places both hands on the side of his thighs as he pumps every inch of his cock between her lips and into her mouth.

"Mmmmm mmmmmm... ohhhh..." Melina moans as she allows Alberto to fuck her
mouth for several moments before she starts to lift her head from his dick, rubbing her lips around his shaft until the head of his shaft passes between her lips.

"You're a talented cock sucker... but you already knew that..." Alberto says as Melina flicks her tongue against the tip of his cock.

"Such a big... fucking dick... that's a boss's dick..." Melina licks her teeth as she gets up to her feet and pushes her pants down from her hips.

"Yes it is..." Alberto El Patron smirks as he watches as Melina lowers her pants down to her feet in order to step out of them, revealing her juicy ass, shaved pussy and gorgeous legs.

"I need that dick... I want it..." Melina says as she moves to sit on a leather couch that is against the west wall of Alberto's dressing room. Leaning back fully against the back rest, Melina lifts and spreads her legs.

"Already knew that..." Alberto smirks as he gets between Melina's legs and guides his cock towards and into her tight wet pussy.

"Ohhhhh mmmmm fuck..." Melina moans as Alberto places both of his hands on her legs, helping her to keep them elevated as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of her cunt.

"Ahhhhh... ahhhhh..." The AAA Mega Champion groans as he pumps his cock into
Melina's hot wet pussy, causing her to squirm on the couch.

"Ohhhh yeah... ohhhh fuck that pussy!" Melina licks her teeth as she grabs her large tits, squeezing them roughly every time he drives his shaft sharply into her twat.

"Ahhhh... awww.... ahhhh..." Alberto groans as he plows his cock balls deep into
Melina's pussy, with each thrust resulting in his balls smacking against her skin.

"Ohhhhh ohhhh fuck yes! Mmmmmm fuck!" Melina moans as she bucks on the couch as
Alberto slams his cock into her snatch.

"Awww.... ahhhhhh... mmmmm..." Alberto groans as his body drips with sweat, mostly due to his match with Melina's boyfriend less than twenty minutes ago as he pistons his cock repeatedly into her vaginal cavity.

"Ohhhh mmmm fuck... ohhhhhh shit!" Melina gasps whorishly as the man she helped
her boyfriend defeat hammers her pussy with his large cock.

"Ahhhh awww... ahhh..." Alberto El Patron groans as he'll deliver a few more thrusts into Melina's twat before he pulls out of her and dropping her lets. The AAA Mega Champion sits down on the couch and pulls Melina onto his lap where she takes his cock into her cunt.

"Mmmmm fuck ohhhhh..." Melina licks her teeth and places her hands on Alberto's chest as she begins to rock back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhhhh... ohhhhh yeah..." Alberto groans as he places his hands on Melina's hips as she starts to bounce up and down on his man meat, with her juicy ass smacking down against his waist while watching her large tits bounce each time she drops on his shaft.

"Ohhhh... ohhhh mmmmm ohhhh...." Melina moans as she grinds her pussy down against Alberto's large cock each time she drops downward on Alberto's dick.

"Ahhhh... awww... mmm..." Alberto moans while he begins to thrust his dick upward into the twat of Johnny Mundo's girlfriend while she bounces repeatedly on his large cock.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhh... ohhhh fuck!" Melina tosses her head back as she wildly bounces on Alberto's cock as drives it upward into her snatch, with her ass smacking loudly down against his thighs.

"Awwww mmmm ahhhh... mmmmm" Alberto El Patron groans as Melina continues to
ride his cock before she suddenly rises up off of his cock and moves off of his lap to kneel between his legs

"I have to.... just have to..." Melina says as she grabs Alberto's cock and lowers her head down to take it back into her mouth. Wrapping her lips around his meat, Melina starts to bob her head on his shaft.

"Ahhhh awww..." Alberto moans and chuckles as the girlfriend of the man who he threw through a glass window lifts and lowers her head on his cock, with her lips dragging perfectly against his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm mmmmm..." Melina closes her eyes as she smoothly, yet vigorously bobs
her head up and down on his cock while saliva drips out of her mouth and down his dick.

"Ahhhh yeah... ahhhh..." Alberto groans as he sits comfortably on the couch as Melina places her hands on thighs as she sucks his dick.

"Ohhhhh mmmmm.... ohhh mmmm...." Melina groans on Alberto's cock as she slaps her tongue against the bottom side of his rod.

"Ahhhh... ohhh fuck..." Alberto groans as Melina lowers her head further down on his shaft while she grinds her lips around his cock.

"Mmmmm ohhhhh..." Melina moans as she holds her head down on Alberto's dick for
several moments before lifting her head. "Fuck me El Patron..." Melina says as she scoots backward, turns around and positions herself on all fours.

Alberto smirks as he moves to kneel behind Melina and guides his cock back into her tight wet pussy, "Ahhhh..." Alberto groans as he stuffs his shaft back into her twat.

"Ohhhhh mmmmm!" Melina groans and licks her lips as Alberto's cock re-enters her
pussy. She then begins to push back against Alberto's shaft once he starts to thrust his dick in and out of her fuck hole.

"Ahhhhh..." Alberto groans as he lays his hands on Melina's hips as he deeply drives his shaft forward into her pussy while watching her ass smack against his own waist.

"Ohhhh ohhhhhh shit...." Melina moans as she rocks back and forth on her hands and knees while Alberto hammers her tight cunt.

"Ahhhh... ahhhhh..." Alberto El Patron grunts as he firmly rams his shaft into Melina's cunt as she bucks back against him.

"Mmmmm ohhh... mmmmm ohhhh fuck..." Melina gasps as Alberto slams his dick
repeatedly into her snatch while pushing back against the AAA Mega Champion.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh mmmm... ohhhhh!" Melina moans as she looks back at the handsome
Hispanic behind.

"Awww... ahhhh.... ahhhhhh..." Alberto groans as he swiftly drives his cock repeatedly into Melina's pussy

"Mmmmm ohhh... ohhhhh shit... mmmm fuck..." Melina grit her teeth as her pussy
tightens around the rapidly pistoning shaft

"Ahhhh... ahhhhh... ahhhhh..." Alberto groans as he feels Melina's cunt constricting around his cock as he continues to hammer her cunt.

"Ohhhhh ohhh fuck... mmmmm ohhhh shit!" Melina gasps as she starts to cum as Alberto continues to fuck her with brisk and sharp thrusts.

"Ahhhh... awww mmmmm..." Alberto moans as he keeps pounding Melina's pussy while
feeling her juices flowing over his pistoning shaft.

"Mmmmmm ahhh.... ohhhhhh mmmm..." Melina moans as the man her boyfriend
defeated earlier continues to ram his cock into her cunt.

"Awww... ahhhhh...." Alberto El Patron grunts while he continues to pump the full length of his dick into Melina's twat until he begins to cum inside of her.

"Ooooo ohhhhh fuck... ohhhhh..." Melina moans as she feels Alberto's jizz flooding her pussy as he continues to fuck her for a few more moments.

"Ahhhh awww..." Alberto groans as he delivers a few thrusts into Melina's cunt before he pulls out once he's spent, "I'll say this for that idiot... he has a hot slut for a girlfriend... but you already knew that..." Alberto says as she smacks Melina's ass.


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