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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

You Want A Real Woman
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the January 19, 2010 Friday Night SmackDown television tapings at the
Bi Lo Center in Greenville, South Carolina, Mickie James was assaulted by
Michelle McCool, Layla and Beth Phoenix after she stood up for herself in
response to Michelle and Layla's tasteless 'goodbye party. Mickie is
returning to the backstage area, with her white vest styled top and nicely
hip hugger jeans drenched with fruit punch and cake stains as a result of the
three on one attack. The normally high spirited and spunky number one
contender is trying her hardest not to break down and cry. She passes by John
Morrison who is coming out of the trainer's room. Morrison, wearing his black
wrestling pants, sees Mickie and raises an eyebrow. "Whoa... what in the
world happened?" The Guru of Greatness asks as he walks quickly to check on

Mickie James presses her lips together and slowly turns her head to look at
John Morrison as she wipes some mascara off of her left cheek that dripped
down from her eyes. "I don't want to be rude...but please just leave me

Morrison shrugs his shoulders, "Really? Cause you look like you could use a

Mickie shrugs her shoulders a bit and starts to turn away from John Morrison.
"I wish that was the only thing I needed..." Mickie James replies as she
slides her right hand through her hair that is soaked with fruit punch
courtesy of Michelle and Layla.

"Well... I'm multi-talented... I can be a friend... a confident... a bud... a
chum..." Morrison says.

Mickie James turns her head and weakly smiles at John Morrison before she
shakes her head "I'm sorry John...I'm not really in a mood to laugh right
now..." Mickie says before she starts to step away from John Morrison.
"Besides....I don't you'd want to be around me..." Mickie
mumbles sadly under her breath.

Morrison pauses after hearing Mickie's comment, "You know... unless I need
glasses... I don't think your fat..." Morrison says, "And I should've realize
it... but I guess the Michelle and Layla did this to you..."

Mickie turns back to face Michelle and Layla before narrowing her eyes
slightly. "Yeah...they did this..." Mickie folds her arms against her chest
and shakes her head. "You know.... I'm getting really sick of their little
childish games! And you know...I hate to say this..." Mickie says as she
starts to tear up slightly. "I'm starting to think that maybe what Michelle
and Layla are true..."

"You know that's not true... you're a real woman.... great curves... hot in
all the right places...." Morrison says before adding, "And if you really
think about it... Layla should be the last person to talk about someone's
weight cause she's not exactly a thin... and Michelle could use a few

Mickie softly laughs a bit and lowers her head "Gosh...I could really use a
shower..." Mickie says as she glances over her stained clothing.

"You can use mine if you want..." Morrison offers, "And... this is just my
suggestion... ask Janet to get your stuff from the Divas locker room... so
you don't risk crossing paths with the two dorks..."

Mickie James sighs "I just want to get out here..."

"Well you're in luck... if you want I can drive you to the hotel... I was
going to be leaving after I got changed..." Morrison says with a smile.

Mickie smiles sweetly at John Morrison. "You don't have to do that..."

Morrison smiles, "Well I don't have to... but I want to... that's a big

* * *

An hour later at the hotel where both John Morrison and Mickie James are
staying at, Morrison, wearing tight fitting black pants, a loose fitting gray
shirt and a jacket, is carrying Mickie James' travel bags as he walks her to
her hotel room. "You should make them think they got to you... don't even go
to SmackDown next week... let them think they won and at the Rumble take them
out..." Morrison says as he gives Mickie his thoughts on how to get back at
Michelle McCool and Layla.

Mickie James smiles and looks at John Morrison as she walks alongside him.
"You really think that would work?"

"Of course it will... if they think they have won they won't be prepared for
you at the Rumble..." Morrison says before pausing, "I really should've used
that strategy in dealing with that Highlander wanna-be..." Morrison says with
a laugh as he considers what could've happened in his battles with Drew

Mickie cutely laughs and presses her luscious lips together as she comes to a
stop at her hotel room door. "Is there any way I can repay you?"

"What do you mean?" Morrison asks as Mickie's question has caught him by

"'ve been so nice to me there anything I can do to
thank you?" Mickie asks as she uses her key to unlock her hotel room door.

"I don't think so..." Morrison says as he does check out Mickie and she
catches him checking her out when she turns to look at him.

Mickie bites down on her bottom lip "Do you want to come in for a bit?"
Mickie asks as she pushes her hotel room door open.

"Um sure..." Morrison smiles as he steps into Mickie's hotel room and he sets
her travel bag down on top of the hotel room's dresser while Mickie closes
the door.

Mickie smiles as she walks over toward the large bed and kicks her shoes off
of her feet and sits down on the edge of the bed " really think that
I am what a real woman looks like?"

"Yeah I do..." Morrison says as he nods his head, "In case you've never
noticed I like women that have some killer curves..."

Mickie smiles and licks her lips a bit. "Come closer John...." Mickie says as
she looks innocently at the Shaman of Sexy.

John Morrison takes off his jacket and lays it on top of Mickie's travel bag
before walking over to Mickie. "All right..." Morrison says with a smile.

Mickie James places her hands onto John Morrison's waist and begins to
unbuckle the belt from around his muscular waist and pants. "Well
John...You're gonna find out what a real woman is like then..."

"Oh really?" Morrison asks as he licks lips while Mickie pulls his belt
through the loops of his pants. As Mickie cutely nods her head, Morrison
unbutton his loose fitting shirt, revealing smooth muscular chest and then
his gorgeous abs. Mickie cutely laughs as she watches Morrison unbuttoning
his shirt to expose his incredibly tanned and perfectly muscular abs and
chest. Mickie rubs her pouty lips together as she unbuttons and unzips
his pants, before pushing them down from his muscular waist.

Mickie has to push Morrison's pants down toward his knees before his very
long, thick and hardening cock becomes free and she waits until Morrison
steps out of his pants before she takes a good look at Morrison's incredibly
toned, muscular and tanned body. Mickie nods her head in approval and cutely
smiles up at John Morrison. "I hope Michelle and Layla never pick on
you...because you're totally gorgeous! Yep! Yep!" Mickie says before she
gently places her left hand around Morrison's impressive cock and begins to
smoothly stroke her hand up and down his shaft. Mickie lowers her brunette
head and gently slaps her wet tongue against the head of his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Morrison moans as Mickie slaps her tongue against he head of his
cock while she strokes it, "Those two couldn't get my attention if they
tried..." Morrison laughs a bit as he leans down slightly and he starts to
light rub Mickie's large juicy tits through the material of the top she is

"Mmmmmm....that's good..." Mickie replies with a cute laugh and a smile
before she starts to gently circle her wet tongue around the head of his
mouth before she opens her mouth and expertly lowers her head to begin
bobbing her head and sucking on his cock.

"Mmmmm.... took the words right out of my mouth..." Morrison moans as Mickie
bobs her head at a smooth pace on his long, thick and hard cock while he
continues to rub her tits through the material of her top. Mickie wraps her
pouty and spunky lips around Morrison's impressively long and thick cock as
she skillfully maneuvers her head up and down on his rock hard cock, wetting
it perfectly with her saliva.

"Mmmmm ohhh yeah..." Morrison moans as he moves his hands up to Mickie's head
and he pushes her hair back so that he can look down to watch as his cock is
repeatedly gobbled up by Mickie James.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Mickie James smoothly moans against John Morrison's
cock as she lifts her beautiful and sweet eyes to look up at the Shaman of
Sexy as she perfectly moves her head, steadily maneuvering her head and
gently slapping her wet tongue against his meaty and rock hard shaft.

"Mmmm fuck... you know only a real woman can handle a cock like that...."
Morrison moans as he smiles down at Mickie as she takes more of his shaft
into her soothing mouth. Mickie James begins to gently twirl her wet tongue
against John Morrison's cock as she bobs her head back and forth, gradually
taking his cock deeper into her perky mouth. Morrison slides his hands to the
back of Mickie's head as he starts to push his cock further into Mickie's
mouth until the gorgeous brunette Diva has virtually every inch past her soft

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Mickie moans and closes her eyes as Morrison's long
shaft slides against her luscious lips and deeper into her wet and warm

"Ohhh ahhh... mmmmm..." Morrison moans as he feels Mickie's nose scrunching
against his smoothly shaved crotch as he lightly thrusts his cock into her

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Mickie happily moans as her pouty and luscious lips
grind against his impressive cock while she bobs her head back and forth on
his shaft.

"Mmmm fuck... ah..." Morrison moans as Mickie starts to lift her head towards
the top of his cock as he keeps thrusting it in and out of her mouth until
his cock falls from her mouth. Mickie James cutely laughs as Morrison's cock
falls from her eager mouth. Mickie lightly tosses her brunette hair back as
she scoots further onto the bed, before lifting her top to expose her large
and perky, juicy tits. Morrison licks his lips as he looks at Mickie's large
juicy tits that smoothly sway when she moves.

"Now those are tits only a real woman would have..." Morrison says as he
kneels on the bed next to Mickie and unbuttons her jeans in order to start
tugging them from her perfectly rounded hips. Mickie slightly raises her
nicely rounded and juicy ass up off of the bed, so that Morrison can easily
remove her jeans from her curved waist. Morrison pulls Mickie's jeans down
and off of her legs and he looks at her gorgeous legs, round hips, toned
stomach, large tits before he smiles at Mickie, "That's what a real woman
looks like..." John Morrison says before he tosses Mickie's jeans off the
side of the bed.

Mickie smiles and presses her pouty, luscious and perky lips together. "I
think you should show me how a real woman is treated..." Mickie says.
Morrison smirks as he moves to position himself between Mickie's legs as she
lays back on the bed. The Shaman of Sexy leans his down towards Mickie's
pussy and begins to flick his tongue against her pussy lips. "Ohhhhhhh...."
Mickie moans and grits her teeth slightly as she feels Morrison's tongue
twirling around inside of her tight and warm pussy. "Mmmmmm..."

"Mmmmm..." Morrison moans as he tastes Mickie's sweet, wet pussy as he works
his tongue back and forth against her pussy. When he feels one of Mickie's
hands on top of his head, Morrison places his hands on her curvy hips and
pushes his tongue deep into her cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh John...." Mickie James happily moans as she lightly grinds her
gorgeous pussy against his face and tongue as he works his tongue deeply into
her tight, wet and warm pussy. Morrison glances up at Mickie as he starts to
bob his head while he thrusts his tongue into her pussy as she grinds herself
lightly against his face.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah...Ohhh..." Mickie moans as she feels Morrison's tongue
slapping and thrusting against her pussy. Mickie spreads her legs as far as
she can which allows Morrison to press his face against Mickie's pussy as he
pushes his tongue as far as he can as the spunky Diva's wet snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhhh shit John!" Mickie moans, breathing heavily, as she
lightly pulls as his nicely long and flowing hair.

"Mmmmmm..." Morrison moans as Mickie pulls on his hair as he munches on her
cunt. Soon the gorgeous SmackDown Superstars lifts his head up from Mickie's
wet pussy as is covered with his saliva.

"Wow John! You're incredible!" Mickie says with a laugh

John Morrison smiles, "Thanks... you are simply delicious...." Morrison says
as he sits up on his knees. Morrison grabs Mickie's legs and lifts them
straight up into the air before he begins to push the head of his large cock
against her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmm yeah" Mickie moans and leans her head back on the bed as she
feels Morrison's cock entering her tight and wet pussy. Morrison pushes his
cock all the way into Mickie's pussy before he slowly pulls it completely
out. After hearing a combination of a moan and a whimper from Mickie,
Morrison pushes his cock back into her pussy with a sharp, firm thrust.

"Mmmmmmm...." Mickie moans and wraps her gorgeous legs around Morrison's
muscular waist as he begins to thrust his cock in and out of her tight, wet

"Ahhh... awww..." John Morrison moans as he thrusts his cock at a brisk pace
in and out of Mickie's pussy.

"Ohhhhh yeah...ohhhh John..." Mickie moans happily as she gently moves on the
bed to push herself against Morrison's deeply thrusting cock. Morrison licks
his lips as he pumps his cock deeply and firmly into Mickie's pussy. He
places his hands on Mickie's hips and pulls her against himself as he
increases the pace and forth of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm John..." Mickie moans as she smoothly grinds her pussy back
against his thrusting cock as she feels him entering her pussy deeper and

"Ahhhh.... mmm ohhh fuck... mmm..." Morrison groans as he rams his cock all
the way into Mickie's pussy. Morrison's balls slap against Mickie's skin with
each of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhhh yeah John!" Mickie moans as she places her hands onto
his strong arms as he firmly pulls her against his thrusting cock. John
Morrison grunts as he slams his cock into Mickie's pussy before he rolls over
on the bed with Mickie on top of him. Mickie tosses her brunette hair back
and smiles down at Morrison as she moves her hands and places them onto his
muscular, tanned chest and begins to smoothly rock forward on his shaft,
grinding her pussy down on his cock.

"Ahhhh.... ohhh yeah Mickie..." John Morrison moans as Mickie bounces on his
cock as he starts to thrust his cock up into her wet tight cunt.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh John!" Mickie moans and closes her eyes as she eagerly
bounces up and down on his cock, while rocking and grinding her gorgeously
curved body on his cock.

"Ahhhh ohhh ahhh..." Morrison moans as he holds onto Mickie's hips while he
watches her large juicy tits bounce each time she rises and falls on his
upward thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh John!" Mickie moans lustfully as she drops down on his
entire cock. John Morrison raises his hands up to Mickie's tits and squeezes
them as he starts to sit up as she rides his large cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh John! Ohhhhhh!" Mickie moans as she rocks back on his
cock as her pussy starts to tighten on his shaft.

"Ahhhh.... awww..." Morrison moans as he reaches behind Mickie and grabs
Mickie's juicy round ass as his cock starts to throb inside of her tightening
wet snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh John!" Mickie moans as she smoothly rocks forward before
bouncing as she begins to cum on his cock. John Morrison grits his teeth as
Mickie's pussy juices flow over his upward thrusting cock as her pussy
squeezing his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm" Mickie moans and closes her eyes as she gently moves her
hands against his muscular chest while rocking forward on his cock while her
warm juices flow onto his cock.

"Ahhh... mmmm fuck Mickie... ahh..." Morrison moans as his cock throbs and
pulsates inside of her pussy as she rocks on his shaft before he begins to
cum inside of her. Mickie slowly licks her pouty lips as she feels the sudden
rush of his cum, flooding inside of her pussy as she gently rocks back and
forth on his cock.

"Mmmm.... ahhh...." Morrison moans as Mickie rocks on his erupting shaft.

Mickie sweetly smiles down at the Shaman of Sexy. "Mmmmm....thanks so much

John Morrison smiles, "It was my pleasure Mickie..."

Mickie bites down on her bottom lip " you have to leave?"

"Not unless you want me to..." Morrison replies.

"I think I would like that..."

Morrison smiles up at Mickie as he slides his hands against her ass cheeks,
"So I'll stay.."

"That definitely works for me..."


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